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Chapter 497 The Three Great Kings Rarely Go Down the Mountain

"Let me introduce myself. We are the owner of the newly established average village on the mountain. I am happy. This time I came down the mountain to inform Boss Huang of the good news. Congratulations, boss Huang. You have passed the inspection of our average village and have been officially accepted. How about being a member of our village? Are you very happy? Excited?! You must know that you are the first in the entire village to have this qualification to join our average village. This is really your blessing, Boss Huang, the following is Let me introduce to you the concept of our average village, and the basic rights and obligations of members."

"Hehe, Junpingzhai, what the hell, I've never heard of it." Huang Shanren turned around and looked up and down the otaku with a pair of small eyes while picking his teeth. The trembling little bandit is trying to sneak behind someone without thinking and unhappy at the moment, wishing to fold his body into a pair of tonsils.

"Hey, who was I at that time? Aren't these two idiots who grow sweet potatoes on the mountain? What do they call it... What do you call it to make you play and work hard? Why, has your skin itched again in the past two days? Have you forgotten the previous lessons so quickly, tsk tsk, if you want me to say that you scumbags are in need of repairs, you will feel uncomfortable if you don’t get beaten for two days.”

"Yes...it's mindless and unhappy." Although he was very scared, Mindless stuck out his head and bravely corrected Huang Shanren's mistake.

"Damn, you must not be biological, how can parents give their children such rotten and depraved names, hahahaha, why don't you two foolish children recognize us as your father now, and I will treat your father as a good deed Now, how about changing your name for you now?" Huang Shanren thought he was quite humorous, and said that girls like humorous men, why is Widow Wang unwilling to follow him?

"You are not allowed to insult our mother!" Mindless and unhappy said angrily, they seemed to have regained the courage they had lost for a long time, and yelled at Huang Shanren, "Huang Laogui, if you want to hit us, hit us!"

Huang Shanren was delighted when he heard the words, "Hey, you asked for it yourself." He winked at the two men on the left and right, and ordered, "Two little bastards who don't want to die, beat me to death, but Don’t beat me to death, today is a good day for me and Xiaoguai, it’s unlucky to kill someone.”

After he finished speaking, he turned his face around and flirted with the terrified Widow Wang and said with a smile, "Little boy, don't be afraid, don't let these two silly boys ruin our previous good atmosphere, by the way, what I just said where it goes?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard two screams from behind him, and then saw Widow Wang's complexion changed drastically. Huang Shan was upset. The two thugs he brought out this time were also old people who had been by his side for seven or eight years. , I didn’t expect that he was still so incapable of handling things. Although he told the two of them to fix those two idiots, he didn’t let them do it on the spot. Didn’t you see that he was flirting with Widow Wang? The correct way is to Now drag the second idiot away, and then find a place where no one is around to carry out the training slowly, don't disturb him to pick up the girl.

The screams showed no sign of stopping, and for some reason the sound was familiar.

Ok?Huang Shanren finally felt that something was wrong, he turned around abruptly, and saw two of his subordinates were rolling on the ground and crying, and their arms were twisted by two twists.

Huang Shanren gasped, he knew very well that the strength of his two subordinates was by no means comparable to that of a muscular farmer. These two were true practitioners, although they were very skilled in the arena. It's normal, but in this small village, it basically exists like a Terminator. It always walks sideways on weekdays. Huang Shanren has done a lot of immoral things in recent years. He kicked an old man on the side of the road. Ma'am, those two guys wiped their asses for molesting a flower girl, and they can knock them down in just a few breaths, how powerful and ruthless is that?

Oops!This time I kicked the iron plate, Huang Shanren had this idea at the first time, but he was still wiping off his cold sweat, and pretended to be calm about his lack of thinking and unhappiness, "Hehe, I really didn't see it, two little brothers It turns out that the real person doesn't show his face."

"No, we didn't do it." Mindless and unhappy, they shook their heads as if they were not in a hurry. The shock of the two of them was not inferior to that of Huang Shanren. To be honest, the first time I saw Zhang Dabao making a move, it was like going to the cinema. It's like watching a blockbuster movie, and it's still a blockbuster movie like "The Promise" between martial arts and fantasy.

The otaku took out his handkerchief, wiped his hands and said slowly, "Boss Huang, if you have time now, let me introduce our concept of running an average village."

"There is time, there is time." Huang Shanren nodded hurriedly, he is a loan shark, and he knows how to read words and deeds best. The reality is cruel. Two of his subordinates have just been cleaned up by others, and the young man in front of him has given him another blow A kind of... well, a feeling of nothing, but usually such people are the most dangerous.

But it's not so easy for Huang Shanren to just admit it, average village?On the mountain again?Huang Shanren knew in his heart that this was probably a den of bandits, but he still knew a little bit about the professional level of the bandits on the mountain. He had never heard of such a powerful one. Could it be that they are newcomers?Well, it should be like this. If this is the case, I am afraid that today I will inevitably lose money and avoid disaster.Huang Shanren was a little reconciled, he rolled his eyes, and put on a very polite face, "It's rare for the three great kings to go down the mountain, since they found me, Huang, it's my luck, Huang, so Well, it's getting late, the three kings might as well go to Mr. Huang's humble house and sit down, I'll ask the people below to prepare some wine and food, how about we talk about something while eating?"

"That's a good relationship." The otaku can see from Huang Shanren's little actions that this old guy has no good intentions to treat guests to dinner, but to be honest, he doesn't care what Huang Shanren thinks. Things, bullying orphans and widows and so on can still be used, and meeting someone can only count him as unlucky today.

Huang Shanren led the way, and the otaku marched towards Huang Shanren's house with a group of brainless and unhappy people.

On the way, Huang Shanren almost stumbled when the otaku taught the two little followers.

"Remember there is no way. From now on, this will be the exclusive canteen of our village. If you want to eat, you can order it yourself. If you don't have any, let Boss Huang send someone to buy it. You are welcome with Boss Huang. We are all family." He turned his face and asked Huang Shanren, "Am I right, Boss Huang?"

"Yes, yes, what the village master said is not bad at all." Huang Shanren had a smile on his face, but in his heart he was thinking about how to kill these three troubles after returning home for a while.

(Khan, it's late)
(End of this chapter)