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Chapter 499 Everyone is a brother on the road

Huang Shanren didn't lie a little bit, Huang's braised pork is indeed a must in Xiaocun, and ordinary people are not so lucky to be able to eat it.

When a large piece of red-hot soldering iron was pushed into the room, his mindless and unhappy expression changed. Looking at this posture, the two little bandits couldn't guess how Huang's braised pork was made.

Unhappy, he clutched his stomach and said, "Hey, I seem to have a sudden stomachache."

Without thinking at the side, he immediately understood, "Oh, what should I do, why don't I accompany you to the latrine."

After talking about the two trumpets, they wanted to run away, but they were stopped by a young boy with a lazy expression as soon as they stood up from their seats. The young man named Xu A Niu said with a smile, "Leaving before the banquet is over, but you can't leave." It's very impolite, the master might not be happy."

Huang Shanren now felt that he had held the audience, and immediately returned to his domineering look before, with a yin and yang strange air, "Don't hurry, two kings, if you leave, where shall we go to eat braised pork?"

Unhappy and crying, "Don't, don't eat us, we haven't showered for several days, it doesn't taste good at all."

The charming black widow said coquettishly, "Who wants to eat you stinky men? I'm just here to watch the fun."

Blind Ke took two puffs of his cigarette, and said unhurriedly, "I've always heard that the heroes of the Green Forest are very loyal, and I'm finally lucky enough to see it today. Who do you three plan to go first?"

"No, I don't have a wife, I don't want to die yet!" The mindless and unhappy spirit has collapsed.

The otaku sighed, "We are all brothers on the road, so is it necessary to be so extreme?"

"Yes, we are brothers on the road, but who told you to interrupt our dinner?" Xu Aniu winked at someone while talking.

"So there's nothing to talk about?" Zhang Dabao showed a look of regret on his face, nodded, and said to Xu Aniu, "Be careful of your left eye."

"What?!" Xu Aniu was taken aback, and just as he was about to say something, he saw a fist continuously enlarged in his field of vision. He had no time to react, his right eye was blacked out, and he was punched firmly.

Everyone gasped, did they make a mistake? !So fast? !The otaku got up and punched until he retracted his fist and sat down again, but in the blink of an eye, even the eyes of a martial arts master like Blind Ke couldn't keep up with his movements. Well, he is blind to begin with.

When everyone realized what had happened, the otaku had already sat back in his original position. If Xu Aniu hadn't fallen backwards and smashed the wooden door, everyone would have thought he hadn't moved at all.

The people at the table suddenly fell into a deathly calm.Mindless and unhappy, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, as if he could stuff an ostrich egg into it.

Xu A Niu was wronged, didn't he say he was good at the left eye, why did he hit the right eye in the end?

The otaku is sweating profusely, this is really not intentional, he forgot that if two people stand opposite each other, the left side of the person should be your right side.

Cold sweat dripped from Huang Shanren's face. Although Blind Ke was still smoking, it was not difficult to find that his right hand holding the pipe was trembling after careful observation. A pair of phoenix eyes kept sweeping towards someone.

Everyone had different expressions, except for Xu Aniu who fell to the ground, everyone's eyes were focused on the otaku. Xu Aniu wanted to take the opportunity to sneak out of the house, but Zhang Dabao said calmly, "Before the banquet is over, let's go!" It's very impolite to leave, the master might not be happy."

Blind Ke said bitterly, "We are all brothers on the road, so is it necessary to do such an extreme thing?"

"Yes, we are all brothers on the road, but who asked you to disturb our dinner?" the otaku said leisurely.

Everyone was crazy, why did this conversation sound so familiar.Xu Aniu got up from the ground, gritted his teeth, "What exactly do you want?"

"Originally, I came to Boss Huang's house for dinner at his warm invitation, and congratulated him on joining our average village, but I didn't expect to meet you here." The otaku shook his head.

When the masters saw his expression, they suddenly felt cold. They were not good birds themselves. When they thought they had the upper hand, they didn't intend to save others a way out. Now that the situation is reversed and they put themselves in the same way as others, they naturally think that the otaku is Will not let them go.

Blind Ke lightly tapped his pipe twice, which was a signal to Xu Aniu and the Black Widow. The idea was too difficult, and the only way to survive was for the big guys to fight together.

However, in the next moment, someone stretched out his hands and said enthusiastically, "Here, we solemnly welcome the three of you to join us."

"Huh?! What the hell is this?" The three of them were stunned by this sudden turn of events. They didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the otaku's gourd. From what he said, it seemed that he didn't intend to settle old scores with them, but instead They are deliberately recruited as subordinates, but any organization recruits people, there will always be a minimum assessment, of course, it is more than enough to be a bandit based on the martial arts of the three, but it is hard to say in other aspects , Loyalty and sense of belonging are undoubtedly negative, and the character of the three of them is also lower than ordinary people, which is very worrying. If there is a chance, I definitely don’t mind killing my boss in turn. There was a festival before we went to everyone. If the three of them really joined the average village, there would be a lot of excitement in the future. In this way, after forcibly absorbing Ke Xiazi, the black widow and others, the strength of average village would not even rise but decline.

Looking at the mindless and unhappy people on the side, who were rejoicing at their miraculous escape from death, when they heard that there were three more competitors, they felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

"If, I mean if, we don't want to join Guizhai..." Xu Aniu asked cautiously.

The otaku smiled at him softly, his gaze swept across the red-hot iron plate next to him intentionally or unintentionally.

"No matter what others say, anyway, I, Xu Aniu, was born in Junjun Village and died as a ghost in Junjun Village!" Xu Aniu's sonorous oath was resounding.

The hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses, seeing that Xu Aniu has become a member of Junping Village, Black Widow and Ke Xiazi also agreed to join one after another, and then the otaku turned his attention to Huang Shanren who was aside.

Huang Shanren is very well-behaved, "Your Majesty, I, Lao Huang, have admired Guizhai for a long time, and I implore Your Majesty to include me in the village."

"Very good, very good. Boss Huang's mentality is really different from ordinary people. Don't worry, our average village doesn't have so many rules like other cottages. Just remember one thing. The brothers in our average village are all equal, and everything must be shared equally. That's good, then, let's start with the equal distribution of property."

"What?!"

(End of this chapter)