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Chapter 12 A Carton of Milk
Things like character are like panties, although you can't see them, they really exist...

Facts have proved that Brother Wild Boar's character or monster quality is really bad, although he didn't realize it at all, and he was still fighting the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord like chicken blood, thinking about the happy life after the war by the way—"Well , if Sister Chi and Sister Hua Yao are both crying and wanting to marry me... well, who should I marry?"

Well, regardless of this guy's sad fate, Xu Zhihu is busy with alchemy right now, and Sister Chi is squatting next to him, miraculously taking out many ingredients from her bosom, no matter how many Throw it all in the pot.

"By the way, aren't you very poor, where do you get so many materials?" Xu Zhihu was really surprised.

"It's just to save materials, that's why I'm poor." Sister Chi replied confidently.

Well, Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly, and simply stopped asking, and continued squatting in the bushes to make alchemy.

I have to say that the speed of alchemy in this rice cooker is simply a miracle. Every half an hour, a few pills are freshly cooked, and there is no need to wash the bottom of the pot. It is unscientific to squirt blood from the mouth every minute, and it is unscientific to shout a hundred times.

Thanks to this high efficiency of alchemy, when those monsters are shot flying by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and fall into the bushes screaming, you will find that Sister Chi has excitedly rolled up her sleeves and took out a few pills The medicine was stuffed, and he threatened viciously: "I haven't loved, I don't date, I'm not interested in you, open your mouth and eat it!"

Well, after swallowing the elixir in a daze, these monsters who were seriously injured suddenly discovered that they seemed to have undergone many abnormal changes, and these changes depended entirely on their character, or monsters——

Some guys swallowed a pill, and suddenly their brute force increased by five or six times. Originally, they couldn't even lift a big ax weighing hundreds of catties, but now they can actually lift a large piece of granite, rushing forward to fight hand-to-hand. ;
After taking the elixir, some guys can suddenly breathe out flames and step on magma. They didn't know any magic at first, but now they can send out a few flashes of lightning with a wave of their claws, blasting the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord and the surrounding area. The monsters all smoke together;
Of course, there are also monsters that go out without washing their hands. For example, that ferocious tiger demon just swallowed a crimson elixir into its stomach, and suddenly there was a bang, and everything burned from the inside to the outside. It's medium rare in between, and it's perfect with some eggs and macaroni...

"It's none of my business, it's entirely a matter of character!" Xu Zhihu raised his hand solemnly and said, then continued to make alchemy irresponsibly, and continued to throw it at them irresponsibly.

Facts have proved that most of the monsters' monsters are still good. With this continuous supply of medicine, a large group of guys surrounded the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and beat them violently, stalking them, and exchanging injuries for all kinds of things. Injury, all kinds of broken children and grandchildren's feet are beyond recognition, and they unexpectedly turned the battle back abruptly.

Half an hour later, the ferocious centipede in the form of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch finally lay on the ground exhausted with scars, more than half of its hundreds of foot blades were cut off, and blood gushed out of its chest like a spring...

"Bastard, bastard!" Hissing in anger, the centipede suddenly swayed, lifted its huge body, and slammed into the hard ground with a roar.

As the golden light passed, the huge centipede disappeared on the ground, leaving only a bottomless pit.

The demons of Dongming Mountain were stunned and speechless, looking at each other with weird expressions on their faces. Sister Chi suddenly came back to her senses, and almost subconsciously turned her head and exclaimed: "Wait, that guy's goal is..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, the entire forest suddenly fell apart. Amidst the smog and dust fragments that filled the air, a huge and ferocious black centipede broke through the ground. Its huge body stood upright, and with the sound of howling wind, it slammed into Xu Zhihu heavily!

Be careful!Sister Chi and the group of monsters exclaimed in unison, but it was too late to rescue them.

Meow, fortunately, I always put safety first, Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded for a few seconds, and his first reaction was to grab the portable mouse, no matter how much it was, throw it out first!

As the golden light passed by, Mr. Mouse shook slightly, directly entangled the ferocious centipede, and then tightened it skillfully!
With a bang, the huge centipede fell to the ground immediately, but before it had time to break free, hundreds of keys roared towards it, like pear blossom needles in a torrential rain, causing sparks to splash all over its body and excruciating pain Long roar.

"No, no reason!" After being bombarded with bruises all over his body, the centipede rolled on the ground in embarrassment, and suddenly transformed into the image of a yellow-robed Taoist priest of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, and broke free from the mouse line.

With a roar, this guy rushed towards Xu Zhihu angrily, opened his mouth fiercely before he got close, grabbed the Taoist robe and pulled it hard: "You bastard! If you dare to play tricks behind your back, I will call you..."

I said, don't take off your clothes every now and then, okay?

Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly, and took out a carton of milk from his arms.

Let me wipe, are you still in the mood to drink?

A large group of monsters were all stunned. Sister Chi grabbed the silver-white spider silk, roared and swayed to catch up from behind, trying to take Xu Zhihu away before the Hundred-Eyed Demon King attacked.

But it was too late, at this moment, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch slammed into Xu Zhihu with a mad roar, and the countless blood eyes on his body were about to burst into a strong dazzling light: "Go to hell! You bastard, give me... ..."

puff!
Before the words were finished, Xu Zhihu suddenly pressed the milk box hard, and the milky white milk gushed out, like a cool fountain, all sprayed on the ferocious face of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord.

"What..." Only had time to utter an exclamation, and the white-eyed Demon Lord, whose face was full of milk, was stunned. His entire head was petrified in an instant, and he couldn't even turn his neck.

What happened, Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain just arrived, and they couldn't help but be surprised when they saw this strange change.

Before they could react, Xu Zhihu had already wiped off his cold sweat, and pressed the milk carton hard again: "So, it's better to be prepared. Fortunately, our family has enough daily supplies when we go out...Pfft!"

Saying so, he shot another shot of milk, this time drenching the whole body of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

The next moment, the poor Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch's whole body turned into petrification, like a rough stone sculpture, standing motionless on the spot, and still maintaining the exhibitionist posture of tearing off the Taoist robe...

Dumbfounded, Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain turned their heads together, looked at the box of milk in Xu Zhihu's hand, and suddenly couldn't help shivering, "Braise you in soy sauce, what the hell is this?" , actually comes with petrification?

"Milk, what else can it be?" Xu Zhihu held up the milk carton with an innocent face, "However, it is Sanlu brand, it comes with melamine, and it has the effect of stone formation, and you can get relics if you take it for a long time! "

Only ghosts know what melamine is, but it sounds so powerful that the demons of Dongming Mountain are all in awe.

That is, Xu Zhihu proudly puffed up his chest: "If I hadn't cleaned up the house yesterday, I wouldn't have thought that I would still have a box of expired Sanlu milk, and this thing would turn into a law... Well, Are you going to watch it here?"

Yes, thanks to his reminder, Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain finally came to their senses, and immediately swarmed up like a swarm of bees, holding down the petrified Hundred-eyed Demon Lord and beating him up again.

The poor Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch was beaten so badly that he couldn't take care of himself: "Bastard, bastard, you dare to be so disrespectful to this deity. When the leader knows, you will, you will..."

Knowing your size, Sister Chi stepped on his chest, first took off his storage ring, and then took out a letter from it: "Well, let me see, what is your origin? , How dare you go to our Dongming Mountain to grab land... Uh, why, why are you looking at me like that?"

On the contrary, on the contrary, Xu Zhihu stretched out her hand speechlessly, pointing to the letter in her hand: "Uh, don't tell me, you don't know how to read..."

Being hit, Sister Chi's face flushed immediately: "You, don't worry about me, even if I don't know how to read, I can smell the conspiracy by looking at the handwriting of this letter!"

Yes, yes, yes, yes, sister, as long as you are happy.

Xu Zhihu took the letter from her hand, read it with a smile, and couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Hey, this guy seems to be the helm master of the Snake Cult. He came to Dongming Mountain to establish a sub-helm under the order of some leader. ...Well, have you heard of the Twin Snake Cult?"

I have never heard of it before. A large group of monsters shook their heads neatly. Sister Chi didn’t care so much and tore the letter to pieces. What kind of Snake Sect, let him die, but it seems that this sect is very rich. To think that a mere rudder is equipped with a Wuxia cloud car, tsk tsk tsk, that is to say...

Needless to say, a large group of monsters all had green eyes, and suddenly turned their heads neatly, looking murderously at the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

"What are you doing? What do you want to do?" The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch shuddered, subconsciously clutching his chest, "Don't, don't act recklessly, this deity is... help, help!"

Before the words fell, a large group of monsters rushed up viciously. In the filled dust, only dozens of claws and hooves could be seen groping on the body of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, and there were all kinds of excited screams in the middle——

"Mine, mine, this guy's Taoist robe is mine, no one is allowed to snatch it from me!"

"Fuchen, I want that whisk. It looks like a magic weapon. It should be sold for hundreds of spirit stones!"

"Hey, these shoes are also good, bastard, let go, I want your pants too!"

It was so scary, Xu Zhihu couldn't bear to look directly at him, subconsciously took a sip of milk, and suddenly felt that he must stay away from these beasts in the future... Hey, sister Chi, why are you looking at me like this?
Well, Sister Chi looked at him with a strange face: "Well, Zhihu, I remember you just said that your box of milk can make people petrified, right, so..."

"So?" Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin for some reason, looked at the Sanlu milk in his hand, felt the faint sweet taste in his mouth, and then...

Then, in the eerie silence, Sister Chi's slightly panicked exclamation suddenly echoed over Dongming Mountain, frightening a large flock of birds all flying away——

"Flower demon, flower demon, come here, Zhihu's tongue seems to be... ah, Zizi, let go, that milk can't be drunk!"

(End of this chapter)