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Chapter 13 In fact, it mainly depends on character

In the early morning of Dongming Mountain, the bright sunshine falls from the clear sky after the snow, passes through the silver-white curtain like drizzle, and shines on the soft pillow...

Sleeping until he woke up naturally, Xu Zhihu slowly got up from the bed, and snapped his fingers leisurely. A few seconds later, the towel that had also become a magic weapon flew over steaming, very considerate Wash his face thoughtfully.

Ah, this is the comfortable life of an otaku!

Seeing the towel washing his face, and the toothbrush automatically jumping up to help him brush his teeth, Xu Zhihu stuck out his petrified tongue, and was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Well, I suddenly felt that it would be impossible for me to stay here for decades. sure!"

Speaking of which, he was able to live such a comfortable otaku life, in fact, thanks to the Dongming Mountain monster robbery yesterday——

After a strange group fight ended, the poor Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was raided, but this guy was tough enough, even though he was beaten up to a bruised face, he kept saying harsh words, claiming that the leader of our sect would come to Dongming soon Shan, if you don't want to die, you should surrender quickly, and then let the spider spirit and the six little lolis recognize themselves as brothers...

"Brother, your family!" Because of this sentence, Sister Chi's almond-shaped eyes widened, and she took six little lolis to beat him up.

"Actually, he is really your brother..." Xu Zhihu really wanted to say that.

Then, the Dongming Mountain group of monsters headed by Sister Chi began to divide up the spoils happily. In line with the principle of fairness and openness, everyone finally decided on a reasonable distribution method after a series of calm fights.

As the commander of the robbery operation, Sister Chi got 500%; a large group of monsters sweated and sweated and got [-]%; More than [-] spirit stones can roughly keep the old house and daily appliances running for half a month.

But then again, from a long-term perspective, this amount of spirit stones is obviously not enough!
So after washing his face and brushing his teeth, Xu Zhihu was biting into an egg pancake while thinking about how to continue earning spirit stones. To be honest, he couldn’t rely on robbing every time. Countless historical experiences tell us that there must be stable and sustainable development Of... I wipe!
Just thinking about it, he opened the curtain casually, and was startled suddenly, almost rolled back and jumped onto the bed.

God knows what's going on, the glass window outside the bedroom is actually crowded with dozens of big murderous faces, with hundreds of eyes wide open, looking in together against the glass, it's almost like a group of voyeurs .

This is not a big deal, when Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat, he suddenly realized that there were all black heads outside the window, hundreds of ferocious bear demons, tiger demons and wild boar spirits lined up along the snow, and the tail of the team It has been lined up to the pine forest, and it has turned two turns around the pine tree.

The bear demon at the front was holding a small wooden sign with a number in his hand; the tiger demon in the back had a ferocious face, and squeezed into the line abruptly, completely ignoring the protests of the weak flower demon next to him; the pig demon in the middle was fierce. , that's right, the guy who ate Duanyang Pill a few days ago actually brought his bedding with him, probably slept directly at the door last night...

Ah, what do you want to do, do you come to the supermarket early in the morning to buy for a limited time?

Xu Zhihu was deeply shocked, but just turned his head, and saw Sister Chi standing happily outside the gate of the old house with Zizi and the other six little girls.

Purple, purple, yellow, orange, and the other six little lolitas were all excited, holding a wooden sign with a line of large ink characters written crookedly on it - "Professional alchemy, credit guarantee of a century-old shop, it's the first time you don't come It's my fault, it's your fault for not coming the second time!"

Then, right next to Zizi and the others, Sister Chi was holding a lot of number plates and handing them out to those monsters with a smile on her face: "Come on, come on, register first, each number is ten spirit stones, and if you want to add more, you will get 20 more!" Yuan, don’t think it’s too expensive, my family knows that it’s not easy to make alchemy for others!”

"Uh, excuse me, Chichi, what are you doing?" Xu Zhihu felt that he was not aware of it, and couldn't help stretching out a finger, poking Sister Chi carefully.

"I'm calling for alchemy business for you." Sister Chi turned her head with a smile, and knocked out a leopard spirit who wanted to jump in line.

"Huh? Alchemy business?" Xu Zhihu looked at her in surprise.

"Yes, yes." Sister Chi raised her head proudly: "Didn't you say that you must find a way to earn spirit stones? I just helped you publicize your alchemy, and then Dongming Mountain and all the monsters around Come here, aren't you very moved?"

Pfft, Xu Zhihu almost spit out a mouthful of milk, don't make trouble, just my unreliable alchemy, which is completely based on character, can actually attract all the monsters around, how short of alchemists are you guys?
"Hey, don't you know?" Sister Chi looked at him in surprise, "Alchemy is certainly not uncommon among human qi refiners, but for our monster race, it is simply more powerful than the monster king's skill." Even rarer!"

Well, as Sister Chi said, alchemy is really rare in the circle of monsters——

You must know that alchemy is a technical skill, and it cannot be learned casually. You must have the talent for alchemy, a professional inheritance from a teacher, a rich and comprehensive knowledge system, and a lot of valuable materials. Heartbroken and prodigal repeated practice...

What a coincidence, none of the points mentioned above were found in the Yaozu!
Thinking about it, how can you expect a group of savages who are born to be born to learn alchemy without the inheritance and professional knowledge of their masters? What's more, the brains of these guys are not bright, and most of them are still very poor ...

Therefore, in this case, most monsters do not know how to make alchemy, but this does not mean that they do not need pills. On the contrary, monsters have a great demand for pills whether they are practicing or fighting So much so that an ordinary qi invigorating pill in the cultivation world of the human race can be sold for three times the price in Dafang City of the monster race!
Don't think it's too expensive, it's still in a demon workshop with a large enough scale. If you change it to a remote place like Dongming Mountain, even if you pay five times the price, you may not be able to buy a qi pill. Get robbed when you go out.

Because of this, in such a situation where one pill is hard to find, I suddenly heard that there is a human alchemist in Dongming Mountain, and he is willing to help the monsters make alchemy. The monsters within three hundred miles nearby are really raging. They all rushed over in a swarm.

Even if it is so cold in winter that people can be frozen into dogs, even if they have to be exploited for registration fees before they can make alchemy, these guys all lined up in a long line with fanaticism on their faces, staring at Xu Zhihu expectantly. It's like looking at a big gleaming piece of gold: "Master, master, when will we start alchemy, I'm already hungry and thirsty for the materials!"

Stop making trouble, Xu Zhihu looked at them speechlessly, and decided to tell the truth: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I really want to make a fortune, but I can't cheat you, let's put it this way, my alchemy technique It all depends on character, and I can't be sure what I can refine."

True or false, when hundreds of monsters heard this, they couldn't help but looked at each other half-believingly.

To be honest, no one believed it, Xu Zhihu sighed helplessly, and simply picked up the rice cooker: "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't believe it, I will practice it for you once, and you will know what is unreliable."

Having said that, he casually took out some alchemy ingredients that he hadn't used up a few days ago, and poured them into the rice cooker irresponsibly. After a bang, the rice cooker started to run automatically with a buzzing sound. .

Hundreds of monsters stretched their necks and stood on tiptoes, looking at the slightly vibrating rice cooker together, Xu Zhihu still did not forget to explain to them: "Look, I am going to make a healing pill now, under normal circumstances it should be It's easy to make it, but when it comes to me, because it's completely random, maybe it's just..."

boom!
Before he finished speaking, the lid of the pot opened automatically with a bang, and in the roiling mist, a silver-white elixir automatically popped out of the rice cooker and rolled on the snow. It was obviously 100% in terms of color and smell. %Pure natural healing pill.

Needless to say, a large group of monsters looked at the healing pill speechlessly, turned their heads together speechlessly, and looked at Xu Zhihu with suspicious eyes, so what, who said it was completely random just now? reliable?

Nima, such an event with such a small probability can be hit by me?

Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky with a strange expression on his face, and was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly took out another alchemy material and stuffed it into the rice cooker: "Luck, luck, it's really just luck, if you don't believe me, keep watching, this time I promise Can't practice..."

boom!Within a quarter of an hour, the steaming rice cooker popped off automatically again!
The light red pill that popped up this time is really not a healing pill. Just as Xu Zhihu was about to say something, the red sister next to her suddenly lit up her eyes and pointed at the light red pill with surprise on her face: "Wait, this seems to be, it seems to be... Qianyuan Pill!"

Qian Yuan Dan?Qian Yuan Dan?Qian Yuan Dan?
In an instant, the hundreds of monsters present gasped in unison, their eyes glowing green collectively, wait a minute, is the so-called Qianyuan Pill the kind of precious elixir that claims to be able to stimulate potential?

Ah, if I remember correctly, a Qianyuan Pill can be sold for five hundred spirit stones in the market, and the price is ten times that of ordinary healing pills. In this way, if you take this Qianyuan Pill out If you sell it, you can easily exchange it for ten healing pills. Damn it, do you want to make such huge profits?

In an instant, hundreds of monsters turned their heads together again and looked at Xu Zhihu with that strange look.

Pretending, pretending, and saying that you don’t know how to make alchemy, you can use a piece of Qi-invigorating pill to make a Qianyuan pill whose value is ten times higher. The southeast branch is up!
Tears were streaming down his face, at this moment, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but burst into tears, and suddenly felt that he was wronged more than Dou E.

Is there any mistake? Labor and management tried ten times yesterday when they had nothing to do. Three times they failed directly, and five times they only refined a lower-level elixir. As a result, I don’t know why this morning. Two consecutive character explosions. This is going to Is the rhythm of buying welfare lottery tickets?
No need to explain, really no need to explain, we all understand!
Hundreds of monsters looked at him neatly, and Zhu Ganglie took out a bag of Lingshi from his arms, and handed it to him with great heartache: "Zhihu, if you want to increase the price, just say so, we will try our best... But, Don't be too ruthless, okay, woo woo woo, I want to save some spirit stones to marry Huahua."

Add your sister, Xu Zhihu burst into tears, so he didn't explain at all, he just gritted his teeth and took out the last few ingredients, and stuffed them all into the rice cooker: "Last time, last time, you see for yourself, this is the last time. I really can't practice this time..."

boom!This time the speed was faster, as soon as the alchemy ingredients were poured into the rice cooker, before he had time to finish speaking, a pill popped out of the pot automatically.

What is it, what is it, hundreds of monsters gathered around expectantly, but when they saw the elixir with little aura, they suddenly sighed in disappointment: "Uh, it's actually the lowest one. Qi Bu Pill is really a waste of materials, and it’s a big loss.”

Did you see it, did you see it, after being wronged all morning, Xu Zhihu was so wronged at this time, he was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me say that it really depends on character, Just now I was lucky and succeeded twice in a row, now..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, the rice cooker over there suddenly roared, and it exploded like popcorn!
In an instant, silver-white steam rose into the sky, and hundreds of crimson pills erupted like a fountain, rushing to a height of tens of meters, and then they all fell down like a storm, covering the old house The front steps.

what's the situation?Nima, what's the matter?
Be it Xu Zhihu, Chi Jieer, or hundreds of monsters, they all stared dumbfoundedly at the hundreds of crimson pills on the steps, ticking and rolling like night pearls. .

That's right, these pills are all the lowest-level qi-tonifying pills, but the lowest-level qi-tonifying pills are also pills, right? One qi-tonifying pill is worth ten spirit stones, and ten qi-tonifying pills are worth 100 yuan There are at least a hundred spirit stones here, which means...

At this moment, hundreds of monsters raised their heads neatly, counted silently with their fingers, and Sister Chi, who is not good at math, even took out the abacus, counting seriously, counting, counting, counting until dizzy ...

After a while, I don't know who took the lead, hundreds of monsters suddenly screamed in unison, holding their number plates high, and rushed towards Xu Zhihu in a frenzied manner. ——

"Master, Master, I am the nephew of the uncle's cousin of the third aunt's younger sister, can you let me come first?"

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, come in order, labor and management lined up last night... bastard, why did you jump in line?"

"Because, because I have no quality..."

What can I say, at this moment, looking at the fanatical monsters around him, Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky speechlessly, and suddenly felt that he should buy a lottery ticket today——

"Do you know? I have a hunch that labor and management will be able to attend the 315 Consumer Rights Gala soon!"

(End of this chapter)