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Chapter 14

Dongming Mountain in December was originally the most deserted season of the year. After the heavy snow closed the mountain, even Kaizi rarely came, and the monsters who had no business to do stayed in the cave, keeping warm and hibernating. Give birth to give birth to children...

However, this year's winter was completely different!

Because of the appearance of that unreliable alchemist, the originally deserted Dongming Mountain suddenly became overcrowded. The monsters who came from nearby gathered in front of the Pansi Cave, waiting in a long line for alchemy. , just like snatching Banlangen during SARS.

Let's put it this way, Sister Chi is so happy to collect the registration fee these days, eh, er, er, er, 100 Lingshi for one number, [-] yuan for Lingshi for ten numbers, and [-] yuan for [-] numbers. If so... oh hehehe, mom no longer has to worry about my rouge gouache money and Zizi's child support fees!
On the other hand, Xu Zhihu is extremely busy. Although his main task is to pour the alchemy ingredients into the rice cooker, he can't stand to receive customers twenty hours a day, and sometimes he has to work part-time as a psychologist to comfort him. Those unlucky monsters...

Facts have proved that in alchemy, it really depends on the face!
Some monsters obviously didn't wash their hands when they went out, and they practiced three times before they managed to refine a mediocre quality Qi-invigorating pill; I know what to say, success is success, but no one can see the use of the mutated pill...

Of course, if you want to talk about the outbreak of monsters, you must count Zhu Ganglie, yes, the one who ate Duanyang Pill!
After failing twice in a row, this guy actually succeeded for the third time. He forcibly refined an extremely rare Gale Pill with a common material... Cough, don't ask what the Gale Pill is, anyway, just look at it and laugh. Even the expression showing the roots of the teeth, you know that you have definitely become rich overnight!

"Wahhaha, wahahahaha!" Holding the Gale Pill tightly, Zhu Ganglie hugged Xu Zhihu, trembling with excitement and tearing up, "Woooooh, Xiaocui's mother always hates that I can't afford it Dongfu, it’s all over now, as long as our family sells this Gale Pill, we can buy a seven-entry and seven-exit seat at the foot of Dongming Mountain... Zhihu, you must come to drink wedding wine at that time!"

Isn't it, it seems that no matter in which era, the housing problem is a big problem!
Xu Zhihu scratched his head with emotion, watching Zhu Ganglie running towards a happy life, and then when he turned his head and looked at the group of hungry monsters with green eyes glowing outside the house, he couldn't help shivering suddenly: "Uh, today is a statutory holiday, why don't you all come back tomorrow?"

Saying so, he directly picked up the mountain bag and jumped onto the electric car, and he disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye. By the time a large group of monsters reacted, he had already arrived at the nearby wasteland and set up a grill in a forest , ready to enjoy this leisurely afternoon.

At noon after the snow, the golden sun was shining brightly, making people warm all over. Soon after, the mutton slices on the grill were roasted brown, making a tempting sizzling sound, and even the air was filled with strong aroma. the aroma of...

The taste was so good, Xu Zhihu took a deep breath, while smiling and brushing the seasoning on the mutton slices, he took out all the income from alchemy in the past few days.

In fact, in just five or six days, he earned more than 3000 spirit stones in total, excluding various expenses. Half a quarter of an hour——"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

"So, it is good to have an exclusive monopoly of craftsmanship!" Xu Zhihu happily shook the Lingshi bag, listening to the clanging sound of Lingshi, and then began to seriously think about what to do next. This spirit stone.

Undoubtedly, since his current plan is to continue to live in Dongming Mountain, the most sensible thing to do is to use this spirit stone to maintain the operation of the old house and daily necessities. Should a large part of the spirit stone be taken out to increase the level and power of a certain daily necessities magic weapon?

In fact, according to his research in the past few days, these daily necessities have not only become magic weapons, but they can also be continuously upgraded, possessing new abilities and becoming stronger and stronger, and the method of upgrading is also very simple. You only need to convert a large amount of spirit stones into spirit energy and pour them into daily necessities in one breath.

Therefore, the question before us is which daily necessities should be upgraded first, whether to choose an old house with strong defense but cannot move, or an electric car specially designed for super fast running, and an electric car that can be used to attack mouse and keyboard, or...

Scratching his head thoughtfully, he looked at the five or six daily necessities in front of him. After hesitating for a few minutes, he finally turned his attention to the rice cooker beside him——

Speaking of it, it seems that the rice cooker is currently the main tool for earning spirit stones, and perhaps its alchemy function should be strengthened first, and not only that, logically speaking, since the mouse and keyboard can be used to attack, then the rice cooker It should also have the ability to attack. Maybe it only needs to be upgraded by one level to be able to...

"It's decided!" Xu Zhihu was unambiguous, and he took out half a bag of Lingshi and slapped it on the rice cooker.

In an instant, after the blue light flashed, half of the bag of spirit stones was shattered and turned into spirit stones, which poured into the rice cooker like a raging tide.

The rice cooker, which was not moving at all, suddenly trembled slightly at this moment, and the vine-like lines of immortal symbols appeared, gradually spreading on the outer edge of the pot body, but seeing that it had spread to most of the pot body, the blue light suddenly weakened rapidly , Even the lines of those fairy runes stopped moving.

"Hey, aren't there enough spirit stones?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback, but he had already upgraded to half of it at this time, even if he couldn't bear it, he had to take out the other half bag of spirit stones.

The next moment, with the continuous injection of new spirit stones, the electric rice cooker began to tremble with a bluish light again, and the expansion speed of the talisman pattern became faster and faster, covering the entire body of the cooker in a blink of an eye.

A few seconds later, when the blue light was at its peak, the rice cooker suddenly floated into the air, and a cyan aura shot out from the pot, rushing into the air like a spring, followed by a slight pause, It turned into fluttering aura petals, falling down profusely.

Done?Is it done?

Xu Zhihu was stunned and speechless, subconsciously hugged the rice cooker that was falling slowly, and the moment his fingers touched the body of the rice cooker, a spiritual consciousness automatically appeared in his mind——

"Huh?" After reading the information contained in this spiritual knowledge, Xu Zhihu was really a little surprised, and couldn't help lowering his head with a strange face, looking at the rice cooker in his arms, which seemed to have no change, "No way , this pot can actually work now, can actually... eh?"

Before the words were finished, there was a sudden whistling in the distant sky, and two red sword lights shot towards like lightning!
The red light was blazing, and there was a sudden pause when passing through the wasteland. When the red light gradually dispersed, several Qi refiners standing side by side on the flying sword appeared.

The purple-robed beauty in the middle raised her chin slightly, her expression couldn't be more cold-hearted, as if everyone owed her money; the surrounding black-robed Qi practitioners all surrounded her like stars. Gongyue is like a man, with a forced smile on his fierce face. I don't know if it is a suitor or a subordinate, it is probably a combination of both.

The next moment, when these Qi practitioners saw Xu Zhihu, or more precisely, saw the electric car next to Xu Zhihu, they couldn't help but stare at each other, probably never seen such a strange mount.

But after being stunned for a moment, the beauty in the yellow shirt who was so cold as if everyone owed her money looked down at Xu Zhihu expressionlessly, and said coldly: "Who is that, let me ask you, This is Dongjiang?"

When asking for directions, first say hello, will you be pregnant?

Xu Zhihu complained silently in his heart, but he told the truth: "Uh, yes, this is Dongjiang."

Very good, that cold beauty snorted coldly, and was about to leave with a few Qi practitioners, but just when she was about to activate the flying sword, she suddenly turned her head and said thoughtfully: "Well , Judging by your appearance, you seem to be a native of Dongjiang?"

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, the next moment, that tall and cold beauty narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly, and said coldly: "So who, let me ask you, have you ever seen a fat Taoist priest in yellow robes recently, who claimed to be called the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord?" of?"

"Hundred? Hundred what?" Xu Zhihu had an innocent face, all he had to do was wear a red scarf to prove that he was a good boy.

"Well, haven't you seen it?" The cold beauty stared at him closely, until she was sure that she didn't see any flaws, then she waved her hand casually, "Forget it, it's none of your business, go!"

Cough cough, that's what you said!
Xu Zhihu had a large group of alpacas rushing past in his heart, but his face still had the same honest expression, and he immediately got on the electric car calmly.

I took a peek at the microphone, and I said it, don’t rob, don’t rob, see if you really have trouble with the robbery this time, calm down, calm down, nothing will happen, as long as our family pats the front of the car now, stand up Get up and whizz away from Yunxia, ​​and wait until you return to Pan...

"Stop!" In an instant, just as the electric car was about to start, the cold beauty behind suddenly shouted.

"I'll wipe it!" Only a fool would stop, Xu Zhihu didn't even turn his head, and directly patted the front of the car hard!
In an instant, a roar was heard, and a cyan cloud rose under the two wheels of the electric car, and suddenly it roared and fled far away, and in a blink of an eye, it rushed two or three hundred feet away in one breath, with a large billowing smoke behind it.

Didn't react at all, those Qi refiners were still standing there stunned, but the next moment, the cold beauty suddenly flushed, gritted her silver teeth in a rage, and directly urged the flying sword to roar catch up.

The problem is, the electric car has already been fully accelerated, and only ghosts can catch up!
All of a sudden, seeing that strange mount ride away in the clouds and mist, the Qi refiners behind were all shocked, and the cold beauty was even more furious, even the white teeth Bitten to pieces: "Bastard, bastard, dare to play this kind of trick in front of the deity, after the deity catches you..."

"First of all, you must be able to catch me!" Xu Zhihu turned around to remind him sincerely, driving the electric car flying through the clouds and fog.

"Bastard, how dare you, how dare you..." The aloof beauty was so angry that her pretty face was contorted, and she immediately took out a peach blossom hairpin from her sleeve as she turned her mind.

In an instant, with the red light shining, this peach hairpin suddenly swayed in the wind, and a faint bloody light appeared on the hairpin: "Want to leave? It's not that easy, eat me with a soul-breaking peach hairpin!"

Well, Xu Zhihu sighed with emotion, and picked up the rice cooker: "To be honest, I didn't want to use this, but if you insist..."

boom!
Before the electric rice cooker had time to turn blue, there was a sudden roar in the air, and even Dongming Mountain not far away shook!
"What?" The cold beauty and several Qi practitioners were taken aback, and turned their heads almost subconsciously.

The next moment, under the eyes of everyone, a burly figure appeared in front of him like a ghost, and before the cold beauty had time to react, he had already grabbed her slender hand and said solemnly——

"Guanguan Jujiu, it's not right in the river, it's not right in the river, it's not right in the sea... Uh, whatever... Cough cough, this little lady, I'm so polite, I wonder if the little lady has ever betrothed to someone else?"

(End of this chapter)