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Chapter 15 Let's go grab a kiss together
Xu Zhihu swears with integrity, ever since he crossed over, he seems to always meet those guys with snake spirits...

Under the noon sun, in the mid-air after the snow, that tall and cold beauty and five or six Qi practitioners looked at each other with puzzled faces, and the one who blocked their flying sword was a strange figure who appeared out of nowhere. male.

The reason why I say it's weird is because this guy's outfit is really, really... Uh, how should I put it?
A burly and stout black-faced man with a fierce face and fierce eyes, no matter from which angle you look at it, he looks like a criminal who commits crimes and crimes, but the strange thing is that he is wearing a square scarf on his head and wearing a Confucian robe Fanzi is like a poor scholar who has not passed the exam for many years——

The gold-painted folding fan in his left hand was shaking and shaking, and there were four rare and confused words written on the fan; he was holding a book of Analects in his right hand, and the brand-new cover had probably never been opened; The empty cyan Confucian robe!

Believe it or not, the Confucian robe is empty and nothing is on, the cold wind howls past, revealing two thick legs covered with long hair, and you can even see the... er, this picture is simply Can not bear to look!
What's going on, the five or six Qi practitioners who were blocked were stunned, but the cold beauty was stunned for a long time, seeing the snake spirit staring at him bewilderedly, finally shivered uncontrollably, subconsciously Step back a few steps: "You, you, who are you?"

Don't pay attention to these details, the black-faced man in Confucian robes kept staring at her, but adjusted the square scarf on his head again, and sang big with a smile on his face: "Cough cough, little lady, Xiaosheng is polite!" , then what, it's rare to meet today by fate, but I don't know if the little lady has ever betrothed to someone else?"

Nima, just imagine, a guy who doesn't even need makeup to pretend to be a gangster, but actually pretends to be gentle in front of you, this is also...

Hearing this, he was dumbfounded, that cold beauty was petrified, and almost subconsciously blurted out: "Off, it's none of your business, what's your business?"

"Of course it's Xiaosheng's business!" The black-faced man was not angry at all, instead he smiled with his white teeth showing, and opened the gold-painted folding fan with a swish, but he couldn't control it well, and the folding fan flew out very unskillfully.

"Cough cough, mistake, mistake." The guy coughed a few times with embarrassment on his face, quickly bent down to pick up the fan, and took advantage of the opportunity to grab the slender hand of the tall and cold beauty, "Then what, speaking of it, Xiaosheng also He can be regarded as a good-looking talent, with a rich family and a great reputation... Oh hehehe, if the little lady has not been married to someone else, how about... why don't you just marry me and become the sixteenth house?"

Pfft, not to mention the Qi practitioners next to him, Xu Zhihu, who was sitting on the electric car watching the fun, couldn't help but squirt at this moment.

Nima, crazy, this is definitely the most crazy way of confession I have ever seen!
In fact, the poor high-cold beauty was so shocked that she almost dropped the soul-breaking peach hairpin in her hand: "Bastard, bastard, how dare you bastard, dare..."

What's the problem? The black-faced man still looked at her with a smile on his face, holding the Analects of Confucius while the iron was hot, and posing in a coquettish pose: "Aha, as the saying goes, a gentle lady and a gentleman are so good, you fell in love with Xiaosheng and Xiaoniang at first sight... Well, speaking of it, Xiaosheng heard that a new hotel has opened nearby, and the beds there are big and soft, and you can get a [-]% discount!"

Fold your sister!

After being molested for a long time, the aloof beauty who came back to her senses finally turned into anger from embarrassment, blushed and raised the soul-breaking peach hairpin, which turned into a blood-colored sword light in a flash of the wind, stabbing fiercely like lightning!
Almost at the same time, those Qi practitioners finally woke up as if they had just woken up from a dream. Immediately they all roared angrily, urging their flying swords to rush fiercely: "You bastard, you dare to moles the third lady of our sect, it is an unforgivable crime!"

"Be careful!" Seeing this scene below, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but blurt out a reminder.

Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish, Swish Swish Swish, the sword light flashed like a tide, the black-faced man dodged in embarrassment in the sword light, but he couldn't help but look weird: "Hey, how could this be, the book clearly said, Those chicks like gentle and polite gentlemen the most... Hey, you guys, that's enough, don't blame me for being ruthless again!"

Turning to your sister, the cold beauty gritted her teeth with hatred, the bloody sword light surged and shined again, and those Qi practitioners even looked at each other, and suddenly raised their hands sinisterly, and shot dozens of pitch-black spirit snakes from their sleeves .

"Bastard, a few hits are enough!" The black-faced man dodged left and right, seeing the Confucian robe and folding fan being smashed by the sword light, and finally became completely angry, "It's unreasonable to toast and not eat fine wine, since That's it... Heh heh, don't blame me for being strong!"

In an instant, he raised his head to the sky and roared, the black energy burst out from his body, and he grew into a burly and fierce man with a height of several feet. Then he raised his big fist, and punched out with a murderous force——

With a bang, whether it was the sky filled with sword light, or dozens of sneak attacking jet-black spirit snakes, all of them were crushed to pieces under the blow of the howling wind!

"What?" Those Qi practitioners were taken aback, almost subconsciously exclaiming in unison.

But before they exited the battle ring, the black-faced man roared towards him, and his palm like a cattail leaf swept across them heavily, sending them flying upside down, twisting their cervical vertebrae.

Dumbfounded, the cold beauty was dumbfounded, and finally realized that he had kicked an iron plate, and his first reaction was to set up his sword and run away.

Want to go, not so easy!

The black-faced man grinned, took a step in the air, and chased after him. Then, like an eagle catching a chick, he grabbed the slender waist of the tall and cold beauty, ignoring her struggle, and carried it on his shoulders. on the shoulders.

"Bastard, let me go, let me go!" The poor aloof beauty struggled desperately, but she couldn't even move because she was so weak, "Bold and evil, do you know that this deity is the Shuang Snake Sect... No, don't touch me!" I, take your dirty hands away, even if you get the body of the deity, you can't get the heart of the deity!"

"Who wants your heart? All I need is my body!" The black-faced man knocked her out contentedly, and he didn't forget to take off his belt by the way, and tied her up in a shameful posture, "Hey, Sixteen, Done, it really is the kingly way for the overlord to force his bow!"

I wipe it, is that okay?
Xu Zhihu watched in awe from below, thinking that snake spirits have been so severe these years. Although this guy is crazy, his cultivation base is at least at the peak of Renyuan. I am afraid that all the monsters in Dongming Mountain may be added up. It's his... Flash!

Just talking is enough, only fools will stay here to watch. Xu Zhihu's first reaction was to set up an electric car to flash people.

But the problem is, before he had time to get out of the way, the black-faced man with a snake spirit turned his head and stared at him fiercely: "Hey, there is actually a guy watching the fun here... Hey, Boy, what do you have to say?"

"Uh..." Xu Zhihu blinked and raised his hand innocently: "There is nothing, I just saw your wonderful way of confessing, bro, so I couldn't help but stop to watch and learn."

"Huh?" The black-faced man who was originally murderous, couldn't help but startled when he heard this, "Boy, what do you mean, the way I confessed my love just now is very good?"

"Not only is it good, it's absolutely wonderful!" Xu Zhihu gave a serious thumbs up.

"Yes, is it?" The black-faced man opened his mouth wide in surprise, but he couldn't help but look at the cold beauty on his shoulder who was knocked unconscious, "But, but this chick didn't seem to like it just now? "

"That's because she doesn't know how to appreciate it!" Xu Zhihu replied solemnly, "In my opinion, dude, your way of confession is not only romantic, but also realistic. There is a bit of truth in the frenzy, and the full use of various artistic techniques can be described as a perfect combination of classicism and modernism."

True or false, although I didn't understand a single word, it just sounds amazing!

The black-faced man who was praised was grinning from ear to ear, and when he saw Xu Zhihu's admiring and sincere eyes, he was immediately elated: "So, I just pretended to be gentle, is it really a sharp weapon for chasing beauties? But this chick doesn’t know how to appreciate it?”

That's right, Xu Zhihu answered very seriously, but his left foot was desperately unable to row on the ground.

The problem is that the black-faced man didn't see it at all. Instead, he looked at Xu Zhihu and felt a sense of confidant. He immediately fell from mid-air with a smile on his face, and came directly to a warm hug: "Okay, well said, after so many years Since then, brother, you are the first person who truly understands me!"

It's easy to say, easy to say, being hugged by this guy's horror and brute force, Xu Zhihu only felt his bones cracking: "I understand Long live, well, it's getting late, I still have something to do, If you don't mind, dude..."

What's the rush, the black-faced man enthusiastically grabbed him, grabbed the cold beauty and a few unconscious Qi practitioners, and stuffed them all into a nearby forest.

After finishing this matter, he turned his head with a smile on his face and looked at Xu Zhihu cheerfully: "Brother, it just so happens that I am going to propose a marriage proposal. If you have nothing to do, you can go with me... At that time, if that silly girl didn't know how to appreciate our family's way of confession, brother, you can just explain it to me!"

Uh, Xu Zhihu was speechless immediately: "Well, actually I..."

Protesting was useless, the black-faced man ignored his justification, grabbed his shoulders directly, stepped on the ground with both feet, and suddenly flew into the air like a sharp sword, swaggering towards the distance.

There was no time to protest, the only thing Xu Zhihu could do was to carry the mountain bag, and by the way, put the electric car in, and when he finally opened his eyes, he realized that the familiar mountain peak was already in front of him: "Wait, wait, Brother, is it the place where you asked for a kiss?"

"That's right, it's the Pansi Cave in Dongming Mountain!" The black-faced man triumphantly raised his chin, but he didn't know what he was thinking of, and suddenly he let out a ferocious breath——

"Some time ago, I wanted to ask that spider to marry me, but it was destroyed by a little boy from outside... Humph, this time when I meet that bastard, I must peel him to pieces. , and then throw it outside... Hey, brother, why are you so pale?"

"Uh, I'm a little afraid of heights..." Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, and looked at the big black-faced man beside him with a concerned face, "Then what, buddy, can I ask, what's your name? "

"Well, the Bull Demon King!"

"puff!"

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just think life is really a surprise..."

(End of this chapter)