The Lovely Wife's Magical Calculation
Chapter 230 The nose is crooked
Chapter 230 The nose is crooked (5)
Walking over, Ye Lu was still suspicious, sat down on the chair, and touched her nose carefully, "Then tell me, what's the matter with my nose? If you can give me a reasonable explanation, I will believe it. "
Looking up, Shen Tuyi looked at her, "You really don't remember?"
"What should I remember?" Was she really crazy about drinking last night?This nose was also damaged when she was playing drunk?But she really has no memory at all, no memory at all.
"Your nose hit me on the head." Shen Tuyi skimmed over the antecedent and directly told the result.
"Sure enough, I still have you, otherwise my nose wouldn't be swollen like a pig." Ye Lu knew this was the case, he, the lone star of heaven and evil, was by his side, so it's no wonder he had a good life with her.
It's okay to have nosebleeds for no reason before, but this time it's even worse, her nose is broken, broom star.
After hearing her complaint, Shen Tuyi didn't say anything more.On the contrary, Ye Lu looked at him, feeling a little unbearable.
"Okay, okay, this time it was an accident, and it's my fault that I drank a little too much and my body is inflexible. You pay for my medicine, but you are not allowed to put the bill on my head, and let it go." He is the lone star of the devil, and he didn't mean it, Ye Lu felt that if she complained again, she would look like a petite.Moreover, she didn't really blame him.
Raising his eyebrows almost insignificantly, Shentuyi said flatly: "You are not only drinking a little too much, but also unconscious. Your nose is bleeding and you have no response. If I hadn't been supporting you, you would have been killed by your own blood. It's suffocating."
Hearing this, Ye Lu frowned slightly, "Is it so serious? So, what you mean is that I'm not drunk for a thousand cups, and the amount of alcohol is just that."
"That's right, remember your drinking capacity, and when you drink in the future, you can't drink more than yesterday." With an imperative tone, Shen Tuyi let her remember.
"Hmph, my nose is broken, and you still tell me this." He frowned, but with this frown, his nose hurt, and he couldn't help but feel even more wronged.
Shen Tuyi didn't say much, but after a while, the black armored soldiers came to deliver the medicine, the medicine soup was dark, and there was a bottle of ointment.
"Take medicine." Put the medicine bowl in front of Ye Lu and let her drink it.
Picking up the bowl, Ye Lu took a deep breath, and then drank it all in one gulp, with the vigor as if drinking yesterday.
Shen Tuyi seemed very satisfied, took the bowl back and put it back on the tray.
Picking up the ointment, Shen Tuyi got up and walked in front of her, raised her chin with his index finger to make her look up, and then opened the bottle cork.
Looking up at him, Ye Lu pouted slightly, "Will my nose be crooked then? I've lived two lifetimes, and I haven't broken a bone yet."
"Shut up." Rebuked lightly, Shen Tuyi wiped some medicine with his index finger, and tapped it on her nose lightly.
"Be gentle, it hurts." Immediately bared his teeth, Ye Lu almost hit someone.
"Endure." Regardless of her protest, Shen Tuyi kept moving.
"I don't have human rights anymore for this injured person? I didn't even ask you to compensate, so you're justified." Dissatisfied, but honestly let him apply medicine to himself.
After applying the medicine, Shen Tuyi wrapped her in gauze again, so that only the eyes and mouth were exposed on the whole face, which was very funny.
Although Ye Lu also wanted to protest, but her nose was swollen like a pig, which is not very good, it might as well be pleasing to the eye with this virtue.
It was not until halfway through the morning that they set off again to leave Yicheng.Yicheng Fu Yin rushed to see Shen Tuyi off in time, and Ye Lu got into the carriage early, she didn't want her virtue to be seen by everyone, it was too embarrassing.
Drinking until the nose is broken, this kind of thing is said, and everyone who hears it will laugh out loud.
But after a while, Shen Tuyi came in, passed her and sat down on the main seat, with a majestic aura.
Ye Lu is used to the evil spirit on his body, unlike at the beginning, when he was always oppressed by him, he was always breathless and uncomfortable.
The carriage moved forward slowly, and Ye Lu leaned back against the wall of the carriage, staring at Shen Tuyi.
Shentuyi stared straight ahead, as if he didn't feel Ye Lu looking at him at all.
Involuntarily, Ye Lu bent her red lips and eyes, but the gauze covered her nose and cheeks, so she looked very funny.
"City Lord Shentu, didn't you also drink secretly last night?" Staring at his face, Ye Lu felt that was the case.He's just hiding it deeply, but in fact he's still a little innocent.
"I never drink alcohol." Shen Tuyi reiterated lightly without even looking at her.
"Then why is your face a little red? Are you sick?" After saying that, Ye Lu stretched out his hand to test his forehead.
Shen Tuyi quickly raised his hand to block hers, and Ye Lu, who moved so fast, couldn't stop being surprised.
Looking at him with wide eyes, Ye Lu turned his hand to attack his chest, Shentuyi intercepted again.Ye Lu shifted again, Shentuyi blocked again, the two of them seemed to be fighting each other, you come and I block, there is a rhythm for a while.
Being blocked more than a dozen times, Ye Lu was very speechless, "Shentuyi, are you okay?" She didn't mean to hurt him, she just saw his expression was wrong and wanted to see if he was sick. Are you blocking her?Neuropathy.
"I'm fine. From now on, sit here and don't move, let alone touch me. Otherwise, you will be punished as attacking the city lord." Looking at her, Shentuyi warned lightly, but he was serious.
Ye Lu choked speechlessly, she didn't know what kind of madness he was having, but judging by his state, he did seem to be sick.
Mental diseases can be contracted overnight, and in this day and age, there seems to be no cure.
Ye Lu shook his head imperceptibly, he is a majestic city lord and the lone star of the gods, if he contracted mental illness, he would harm many people.
(End of this chapter)
Walking over, Ye Lu was still suspicious, sat down on the chair, and touched her nose carefully, "Then tell me, what's the matter with my nose? If you can give me a reasonable explanation, I will believe it. "
Looking up, Shen Tuyi looked at her, "You really don't remember?"
"What should I remember?" Was she really crazy about drinking last night?This nose was also damaged when she was playing drunk?But she really has no memory at all, no memory at all.
"Your nose hit me on the head." Shen Tuyi skimmed over the antecedent and directly told the result.
"Sure enough, I still have you, otherwise my nose wouldn't be swollen like a pig." Ye Lu knew this was the case, he, the lone star of heaven and evil, was by his side, so it's no wonder he had a good life with her.
It's okay to have nosebleeds for no reason before, but this time it's even worse, her nose is broken, broom star.
After hearing her complaint, Shen Tuyi didn't say anything more.On the contrary, Ye Lu looked at him, feeling a little unbearable.
"Okay, okay, this time it was an accident, and it's my fault that I drank a little too much and my body is inflexible. You pay for my medicine, but you are not allowed to put the bill on my head, and let it go." He is the lone star of the devil, and he didn't mean it, Ye Lu felt that if she complained again, she would look like a petite.Moreover, she didn't really blame him.
Raising his eyebrows almost insignificantly, Shentuyi said flatly: "You are not only drinking a little too much, but also unconscious. Your nose is bleeding and you have no response. If I hadn't been supporting you, you would have been killed by your own blood. It's suffocating."
Hearing this, Ye Lu frowned slightly, "Is it so serious? So, what you mean is that I'm not drunk for a thousand cups, and the amount of alcohol is just that."
"That's right, remember your drinking capacity, and when you drink in the future, you can't drink more than yesterday." With an imperative tone, Shen Tuyi let her remember.
"Hmph, my nose is broken, and you still tell me this." He frowned, but with this frown, his nose hurt, and he couldn't help but feel even more wronged.
Shen Tuyi didn't say much, but after a while, the black armored soldiers came to deliver the medicine, the medicine soup was dark, and there was a bottle of ointment.
"Take medicine." Put the medicine bowl in front of Ye Lu and let her drink it.
Picking up the bowl, Ye Lu took a deep breath, and then drank it all in one gulp, with the vigor as if drinking yesterday.
Shen Tuyi seemed very satisfied, took the bowl back and put it back on the tray.
Picking up the ointment, Shen Tuyi got up and walked in front of her, raised her chin with his index finger to make her look up, and then opened the bottle cork.
Looking up at him, Ye Lu pouted slightly, "Will my nose be crooked then? I've lived two lifetimes, and I haven't broken a bone yet."
"Shut up." Rebuked lightly, Shen Tuyi wiped some medicine with his index finger, and tapped it on her nose lightly.
"Be gentle, it hurts." Immediately bared his teeth, Ye Lu almost hit someone.
"Endure." Regardless of her protest, Shen Tuyi kept moving.
"I don't have human rights anymore for this injured person? I didn't even ask you to compensate, so you're justified." Dissatisfied, but honestly let him apply medicine to himself.
After applying the medicine, Shen Tuyi wrapped her in gauze again, so that only the eyes and mouth were exposed on the whole face, which was very funny.
Although Ye Lu also wanted to protest, but her nose was swollen like a pig, which is not very good, it might as well be pleasing to the eye with this virtue.
It was not until halfway through the morning that they set off again to leave Yicheng.Yicheng Fu Yin rushed to see Shen Tuyi off in time, and Ye Lu got into the carriage early, she didn't want her virtue to be seen by everyone, it was too embarrassing.
Drinking until the nose is broken, this kind of thing is said, and everyone who hears it will laugh out loud.
But after a while, Shen Tuyi came in, passed her and sat down on the main seat, with a majestic aura.
Ye Lu is used to the evil spirit on his body, unlike at the beginning, when he was always oppressed by him, he was always breathless and uncomfortable.
The carriage moved forward slowly, and Ye Lu leaned back against the wall of the carriage, staring at Shen Tuyi.
Shentuyi stared straight ahead, as if he didn't feel Ye Lu looking at him at all.
Involuntarily, Ye Lu bent her red lips and eyes, but the gauze covered her nose and cheeks, so she looked very funny.
"City Lord Shentu, didn't you also drink secretly last night?" Staring at his face, Ye Lu felt that was the case.He's just hiding it deeply, but in fact he's still a little innocent.
"I never drink alcohol." Shen Tuyi reiterated lightly without even looking at her.
"Then why is your face a little red? Are you sick?" After saying that, Ye Lu stretched out his hand to test his forehead.
Shen Tuyi quickly raised his hand to block hers, and Ye Lu, who moved so fast, couldn't stop being surprised.
Looking at him with wide eyes, Ye Lu turned his hand to attack his chest, Shentuyi intercepted again.Ye Lu shifted again, Shentuyi blocked again, the two of them seemed to be fighting each other, you come and I block, there is a rhythm for a while.
Being blocked more than a dozen times, Ye Lu was very speechless, "Shentuyi, are you okay?" She didn't mean to hurt him, she just saw his expression was wrong and wanted to see if he was sick. Are you blocking her?Neuropathy.
"I'm fine. From now on, sit here and don't move, let alone touch me. Otherwise, you will be punished as attacking the city lord." Looking at her, Shentuyi warned lightly, but he was serious.
Ye Lu choked speechlessly, she didn't know what kind of madness he was having, but judging by his state, he did seem to be sick.
Mental diseases can be contracted overnight, and in this day and age, there seems to be no cure.
Ye Lu shook his head imperceptibly, he is a majestic city lord and the lone star of the gods, if he contracted mental illness, he would harm many people.
(End of this chapter)
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