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Chapter 2 Funny Blind Date Meeting
Chapter 2 Funny Blind Date Meeting
An Xiayao, Gender: Female, 27 years old, single, contracted writer for the emotional column of magazines, pen name: An Xia.
According to the analysis of "Du Niang", (25) between the ages of 28 and 28, they are junior leftover women. These people still have the courage to continue to struggle to find a partner, so they are called "leftover fighters" (Saint Warrior); 32 years old - 32 years old Between the age of one year, they are mid-level leftover women. At this time, there are not many opportunities for them, and they have no time to look for them because of their careers. Surviving the struggle in the workplace, she is still single, and is honored as "the leftover is the king"; when she reaches the age of 35 and above, she is a super-class leftover woman, and she should be honored as "the great leftover" (Qingtian Dasheng).
An Xiayao is currently in the stage of "Saint Seiya". Of course, she is not worried at all that she will not be able to get married, nor is she afraid that she will become the Monkey King, but Mother An is in a hurry. She participated in various blind date feasts where she behaved strangely and encountered a lot of strange things, and tried her best to marry her out in the shortest possible time.
Mother An's catchphrase is: "Yaoyao, in fact, you are not young."
An Xiayao could only return with a helpless expression that she was still young, take her time, and take her time.
"Not in a hurry? You're still young, take your time?" Mother An interrupted before An Xiayao finished speaking, "Look, which one of your classmates is not married and has a baby? There is soy sauce all over the place. Look, the daughter of the old Wang's family next door is three years younger than you, but she just graduated from university, not only married, but now she is pregnant with a baby, and Lao Wang is pissed off in front of me every day, so mad. It's all over."
Normally, when Mother An hits An Xiayao with parallel sentences of these facts, she will listen obediently and pass away with a smile. After listening to Mama An's words, she took a deep breath and said calmly, "Mom, why didn't you say that the daughter of my aunt's family got married the year before last and got divorced last year? And the son of Uncle Ma's family just got married , the daughter-in-law ran away when she was pregnant with the baby, and brother Liu's family is still fighting for divorce and property."
"An Xiayao, you have to piss me off, don't you?" Mother An's expression changed instantly when she heard this, and she said angrily, "You don't learn from the good ones, you have to learn from the bad ones, right?"
Seeing that Mama An was really angry, An Xiayao couldn't help comforting her: "Mom, I didn't mean to anger you on purpose, I was just telling the truth. In matters of relationship, fate is very important. It's useless for you to be anxious."
An's mother said with a sullen face, "It's useless to be in a hurry, so I have to do some facts and arrange more young talents for you to meet. I don't believe it. I can't find what you want after casting a wide net." Vegetables?"
An Xiayao knew that there was a generation gap with An's mother, and this topic would never be clear, so she kept silent wisely.
"Yaoyao, you are 27 years old. When I was your age, you were already 7 years old and went to primary school." Mama An took a deep breath, "Obviously I gave birth to you not ugly, brain Gua is also very smart, why do you stay at home and can't get married?" Mother An said to An Xiayao to herself, and then analyzed: "I think you are writing a book. You write too much, and it hurts your brain a bit. Now, stop writing those nonsense things in the future, you are an old leftover woman, what kind of emotional column are you writing, nonsense."
An Xiayao rolled her eyes speechlessly: "Mom, if you let me go on a blind date, I'll go on a blind date, without discrimination from work like this."
"Okay, don't you be fine if you are obedient?" Mother An didn't bother to be serious with An Xiayao, as long as she obediently went to participate in the activities, she urged: "It's almost 1:[-], go clean yourself up. Don't Missed time."
This 8-minute date is a blind date event organized by a certain love network. The ratio of men and women is 1:1. They take turns talking with each other for 8 minutes. Those who are interested in further development can exchange love postcards in private and share auspicious love. Give the number to the other party, and then the matchmaker will be responsible for the later matchmaking and contact.
When An Xiayao packed up and went out, Mother An gave her a red 007 card number with a smile on her face, and said mysteriously: "Yaoyao, I specially drew your lucky number for you, I hope you can do it today." good luck."
An Xiayao looked helplessly at Mother An, and gave a stiff smile that was uglier than crying: "Mom, I will try not to let you down." Try, just try, if you are really disappointed, there is no way thing.
Mother An looked at An Xiayao firmly, "I don't care if you rob, steal, cheat, or even kidnap, anyway, you must find a way to marry yourself before this year. , Otherwise, I will not recognize you as a daughter, and you will never come home during the Chinese New Year."
"Mom, aren't you?" An Xiayao's pretty face suddenly lengthened, it was more bitter than bitter melon, how could she force her daughter to marry like this?
"I'm serious." An's mother slammed the door angrily. In fact, she can't be blamed for being a cruel mother. An Xiayao is 27 years old, which is indeed not too old in a big city, but this common saying Didn't you say it well? Well done, it's better to marry well. While I'm still at a good age, I can pick and choose. When An Xiayao really picks and chooses herself, it will be difficult.
Mama Ann is called taking precautions before they happen.
An Xiayao arrived at XX Cafe at 58:[-]. The inside was reserved, and a large banner was pulled up, which read: The title of "blind date is forever, marriage will last forever". It is full of dense signatures, it seems that there are indeed many people who came to participate in this event.
At the front desk of a temporary reception, a beautiful girl held a pen, handed it to An Xiayao, and said enthusiastically, "Let's sign here first. Go into the hall, and the host will arrange your seats."
An Xiayao took the pen, and under the girl's smiling gaze, she had no choice but to bite the bullet and sign An Xia habitually, then awkwardly added the word Yao, returned the pen to the girl, and said "Thank you", and then stepped on the high heels and stepped into the venue.
An Xiayao watched the audience, and she did exactly what Mother An said, the ratio of men to women is 1:1. However, most of the women are good-looking, fashionable and beautiful, while the men seem to be a bit uneven, tall and short. , Fat and thin is quite obvious.
Why is the phenomenon of leftover women so serious in society?In fact, leftover women are not picked by others, on the contrary, leftover women are picked by themselves.
An Xiayao has paid attention to many issues of leftover women and men. The analysis of "Du Niang" is as follows: "Leftover men" and "leftover women" form a distinct social phenomenon.Some people say this: Men and women are both face-saving animals.When choosing a mate, men like to find a woman who is weaker than themselves, and women do not like men who are weaker than her, so if we can divide people into four levels of ABCD, A man chooses B woman, B man chooses C woman, C man chooses D woman, then D man and A woman are left, which becomes today's "leftover men and leftover women".
Most of these "leftover men and leftover women" are two extreme types of people in this society.The reasons for the formation of these two extremes are also varied.
The host grabbed the microphone and began to deliver a speech: "Welcome everyone to join our 8-minute date event in your busy schedule." As soon as he finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding to mobilize the atmosphere, and then there were sparse applause .
The host waved his hands hurriedly and continued: "Because time is precious, I will not waste everyone's time here. To make a long story short, Miss An is the last one to come today. There are 26 people in total, including 14 ladies and 12 ladies. You are very welcome, gentlemen."
An Xiayao moved a chair, sat in a corner, and listened to the host announce the following rules: "We are arranging one-on-one communication, 8 minutes of conversation time, today's situation, so that ladies can meet 12 people alone Men, gentlemen, you can communicate with 14 ladies. If you have mutual interest, you can exchange love auspicious numbers on the spot. If you have private or secret favorites, you can also tell our matchmaker, auspicious number, and we will be responsible for helping to contact later , I wish you all a happy time. I look forward to everyone finding your own dish, and meeting your she (him) by chance. Now start the first round of communication.”
A man in his thirties sat down in front of An Xiayao. He showed the love number in his hand, and greeted with a smile: "Hello, Miss 007. I'm 013."
According to An Xiayao's visual inspection, this man is less than 1.70 meters tall and weighs about 160 catties. He may be more "steady". An Xiayao couldn't judge people by appearance, so she also smiled back with the corners of her mouth: "Hello."
"Miss 007, what do you do?" 013 asked An Xiayao with a smile while tossing his hair in a cool manner.
An Xiayao looked at his uneven buck teeth, rolled her eyes lightly, stared at the table in front of her and replied, "I don't have a job, I stay at home."
"It's good to stay at home. I just want to marry a beautiful woman like you who is willing to stay at home and not work. How about we exchange auspicious signs for love?" Hearing this, 013 narrowed his eyes happily, He said complacently: "Don't worry, I will support you in the future." Then he shook the golden Rolex watch on his hand, "I am a person with no culture, but I just have a lot of money. What do you want in the future? Can you give it to me?" Whatever you buy, as long as you marry me and have a son."
An Xiayao trembled with goosebumps all over her body, and looked at 013 in embarrassment: "Sorry, Mr. 013, you are not my type."
"Tch, don't you like me?" A trace of contempt flashed in 013's small eyes: "I still don't like you, just look at your skinny appearance with no breasts, no butt, you can tell, Can't have a son, goodbye." After finishing speaking, he turned around angrily and left.
An Xiayao stuck out her tongue secretly, and watched him go to a relatively plump lady, sighing inwardly, it's the best.Before he finished sighing, another man sat down in front of him and introduced himself, "My name is Wang Jie. Excuse me, what's your name?"
"Hi, my name is An Xiayao." An Xiayao replied politely. The person in front of her was about 1.78 tall, and she was fairly fair-looking. I hope it's not too ridiculous.
"What does Miss An do?" Wang Jie looked at her gently and asked.
"Freelance." An Xiayao usually said to strangers who went on blind dates without following the fact that she was a columnist.
"Freelance, that means you don't have a job?" Wang Jie glanced at An Xiayao with thoughtful eyes.
An Xiayao caught a trace of contemptuous contempt from his eyes, but before she could digest it, Wang Jie continued to speak bluntly: "Miss An is so beautiful, but she doesn't have a job. Do you want to marry someone who is here for such a date? Are you rich?"
An Xiayao didn't have time to answer, Wang Jie hurriedly said indifferently: "It's a pity that I'm a poor man, I don't have a car or a house, so you will definitely not like me and despise me, right?"
Now it was An Xiayao's turn to be dumbfounded. Freelance work must mean there is no job?And what is the connection between being beautiful and marrying a rich man?And the last sentence, how would An Xiayao answer?He replied, I like you, and I don't care if you don't have a car or a house, OK, if you exchange auspicious love numbers, then An Xiayao will be wronged too.She replied, I'm sorry, but you are not my type, which confirmed Wang Jie's guess that An Xiayao likes rich people and despises poor people.This guy really doesn't know how to chat, so he chatted the topic to death in an instant, An Xiayao could only bite his lip and remain silent.
"Miss An, is it hard to answer?" Wang Jie curled his lips and smiled contemptuously, as if he had guessed that An Xiayao was a lazy, vain woman, "Am I telling the truth?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, I don't mean to look down on you, but it's just as you said, I don't have a job, I need to find a long-term meal ticket, I don't think you are suitable for me." An Xiayao said apologetically, Wang Jie didn't even show the minimum courtesy of a gentleman, turned around and replaced a beautiful woman with contempt.
"007 beauty, hello, I'm 026, my name is Liu Fei, and I play IT," a tall and thin handsome guy sitting opposite him introduced himself heartily.
An Xiayao had already been hit by the previous two. When she saw Liu Fei, she just nodded casually, smiled formulaically, and announced her name: "An Xiayao."
"Your name sounds nice." Liu Fei looked at An Xiayao obsequiously, and added: "Miss An, you are also very beautiful."
Thousands of wears, ten thousand wears, only flattery is not worn, compliments, everyone loves to hear, An Xiayao's smile is also a bit real: "Thank you." Although she also wanted to boast hypocritically, you He's also handsome, but that's not the case. An Xiayao really has no way to keep her eyes open and tell nonsense.
"Miss An, what do you do?" Liu Fei asked.
In view of the failure of the occupation column in the previous two self-introductions, An Xiayao gritted her teeth and said bravely, "I am a freelance writer who writes for a magazine."
"Wow, that's amazing." Liu Fei's eyes were full of admiration: "I like girls with artistic atmosphere the most."
An Xiayao smiled politely.
"Miss An, may I ask, how old are you?"
"27." An Xiayao answered honestly.
Liu Fei frowned slightly, and muttered in a low voice, "Are you 27? Why can't you tell at all?"
After all, An Xiayao was a little embarrassed to hear that she clearly disliked her for being too old, so she could only pretend not to hear it.
Liu Fei hesitated for a while, and finally raised his head again, mustered up the courage to ask: "Miss An, do you mind the relationship between siblings?"
An Xiayao looked at Liu Fei and asked, "How old are you?"
"I'm 20 this year." After finishing speaking, he added hastily: "I don't really mind that my girlfriend is older than me. She's older than me, so she can take care of me."
An Xiayao looked at Liu Fei in a daze, and said embarrassingly, "You're 20, I really don't see it."
Liu Fei hurriedly shook his head, and said proudly: "I'm older, but I didn't lie to you, I'm really 20, and my ID card is 97 years old." Pass the ID card to An Xiayao.
An Xiayao just glanced at it casually, and said in surprise: "Why did you come out to work at 20 and go on a blind date?" As usual, it should be a freshman or sophomore.
"After graduating from high school, I joined the IT network, specializing in playing games at home." Liu Fei said complacently, "I'm very good."
An Xiayao only felt that there were black lines all over her head, so it turned out that this was what he called playing IT.
"Miss An, I like you very much, let's date." The second the 8-minute countdown bell rang, Liu Fei said firmly.
An Xiayao refused regretfully: "I'm sorry, I don't like sibling love." Watching Liu Fei away, another man sat down on the seat opposite her. He took a deep breath and tossed the three men. He was a little thirsty, so he couldn't help but grab the coffee on the table and just opened his mouth.
The man opposite said, "Miss 007, do you like coffee?"
An Xiayao nodded habitually: "En."
"Nowadays many people like to drink coffee, but women drink coffee, there are many disadvantages, such as: easy to cause osteoporosis, easy to cause diabetes, easy to suffer from infertility, and increase the risk of myocardial infarction." Said the man opposite This, took a breath, and continued: "In addition, both men and women, drinking coffee can increase the risk of heart disease, high blood pressure, and lead to addiction. It can be seen that for the sake of prenatal care, disease prevention and health care, women should not drink coffee. Long-term, excessive drinking of coffee. Miss 007, you should drink less coffee in the future."
An Xiayao held the hand of the coffee, hesitated for a while, and finally put down the coffee, silently looking at the man opposite who introduced himself: "Hello, Miss 007, I'm Wang Bo, and I'm a nutrition expert."
"Miss 007, don't think I'm long-winded. Modern people have too little knowledge about nutrition and health..." Wang Bo began to talk about a bunch of long stories until the bell rang in 8 minutes. Then he reluctantly left, "Miss 007, next time I have a chance, I will continue to tell you."
An Xiayao was completely at a loss. Is this person here for a blind date, or is he planning to give him a health care course?Is this a passage for every lady?
An Xiayao rubbed her forehead. Before she could catch her breath, another man sat down opposite him. He was relatively older. He looked like he was fifty. An Xiayao didn't mind finding someone older than herself. I want to be a boyfriend with a man like him, but the premise cannot be greater than that of Papa An. If I want to bring this uncle home, Papa An must call him brother.Isn't the generation in the family messed up?
An Xiayao laughed along with embarrassment, "Hello," she mourned silently in her heart: Uncle, if you want to eat tender grass, don't pick on me, I'm not suitable for you, I'm afraid I'll knock your teeth.
The uncle sat down and looked An Xiayao seriously from head to toe: "Miss 007, my name is Cheng Dafu. Although I look a bit mature, I'm not really old. I'm only 55 years old this year."
An Xiayao yelled in her heart, oh my god, saying you are fifty really underestimates you, it turns out that you are 55, and you are 6 years older than Papa An.However, looking like a rich man, a lot of effort should have been spent on maintenance.
"Miss 007, what's your name?" Cheng Dafu looked at An Xiayao with burning eyes.
"An Xiayao." An Xiayao answered bravely.
"I want to find a little girlfriend, looking for a little youthful passion, I think, you are very nice, you look very cute, I don't know, do you like me?" Cheng Dafu said bluntly, with a tone that could not be concealed. cavity.
An Xiayao twitched the corners of her stiff mouth in embarrassment, and said awkwardly: "Hello, I want a boyfriend, and I want to fall in love for the purpose of getting married..." In An Xiayao's words, she wanted to politely reject this uncle, but no Suitable for marriage, not suitable for dating.
Who knew that Cheng Dafu said happily: "Miss An, we want to go together, and I also want to fall in love with the purpose of getting married. I think we can exchange auspicious love names, let's try it out."
An Xiayao wanted to dig a hole to get in, secretly suppressed her madness, and said tactfully, "Mr. Cheng, I don't like older people very much."
"It doesn't matter if you don't like it, the relationship can be cultivated slowly, and you will like it in the future." Cheng Dafu said confidently: "Miss An, let me tell you, mature men are very attractive."
An Xiayao thought in her heart: But a well-known man like you has the charm of wool?However, due to self-cultivation, I can only say in a sly voice: "I still prefer young, mature and attractive men like you. I'm afraid I won't be able to handle them, so I'm sorry, we are not suitable!"
Cheng Dafu looked at An Xiayao with regret: "Miss An, you really don't think about me? At my age, I have a successful career, I am considerate, I dote on women, and I can marry you. To put it bluntly, wait. I'm dead, and I still have a large inheritance, don't you feel tempted?"
An Xiayao smiled with difficulty: "Mr. Cheng, you are so charming, you will definitely meet someone who is tempting, but that woman is definitely not me." Although An Xiayao is not a rich and powerful woman, she is not. A woman who is short of money does not want a limited edition of luxury goods, just a few pieces to support her facade. Such a woman is not a woman who can buy her love with money.
Cheng Dafu walked away with regret on his face, and went to find the next young MM to cultivate his relationship.
An Xiayao watched a few more, and she didn't describe them in detail one by one, because she was afraid that she would speak too harshly and leave a bitter image, but the specifics can be planned as the best.
Just as An Xiayao raised her hand to look at her watch, the time was almost up, and among the 12 people, she had already seen 11 of them, and the last one, you can watch it, but you don't have to.
In front of An Xiayao, another young man sat down. He was tall and thin, fair-looking, and wearing glasses in a gentle manner. An Xiayao took a rough look at the audience just now. He was one of the 12 men present. Among them, she didn't know whether the best-looking one was the best or not. She tried her best and gave him a formulaic smile: "Hello, An Xiayao." It's not bad for the last one.
"Hello, my name is Ye Xuan. Actually, I don't want to come on a blind date." Ye Xuan straight to the point and said to An Xiayao: "My parents forced me to come here."
An Xiayao smiled awkwardly: "Oh, is that so?" She was also forced to come here by An's mother.
"However, after coming here, it feels quite fun. I don't know, are you interested in a trial marriage?" Ye Xuan raised his flying eyebrows, looked at An Xiayao and asked.
"Trial marriage? What kind of trial?" An Xiayao asked casually, purely to kill the last few minutes.
"Just go to bed first, and try to see if we are compatible. If it's OK, we can fall in love and get married." Ye Xuan said solemnly, "If there is no harmony in that respect, we will go our separate ways and find our own one again. .”
An Xiayao actually admires him for being able to say such things calmly and calmly. If it were An Xiayao, she would definitely have no face to say it. She endured the anger of the 11th place, and finally couldn't help but explode at this moment "I think it's more suitable for you to go to a bar to hunt for sex. It's more than a one-night stand. I'll give you a try." After saying this, he added gracefully: "But you have to take good measures and be careful with your tools. If you overuse, use improperly, or break it early, that's not good." After An Xiayao finished speaking, she carried her bag without hesitation, stepped on her high heels angrily, and left Ye Xuan, who had an unnatural expression on her face. , thumped and left the venue.
They're all broken people, they're all broken things, they're just a bunch of perverts, a hodgepodge of the best.
An Xiayao walked out of the blind date venue and called her buddy Qiqi directly, "Broken, what are you doing? Get up quickly, let's go to Jinse for a drink."
Qiqi yawned and said vaguely: "En? Yaoyao, what time is it, and you're going to the bar for a drink? What day is it today? What stimulated you?"
"Mmm. I'm so excited, I need to vent now." An Xiayao kept patting her chest to relieve her rising anger.
"Did you go on a blind date?" De Qiqi on the other end of the phone burst out laughing unabashedly: "Did you see something superb again?" Every time An Xiayao went on a blind date, she would always be dragged out for a drink to relieve boredom. All the blind dates criticize, lamenting that they are unkind.
An Xiayao's blind date history is really wonderful, so wonderful that Qiqi even used her as a version and wrote a wonderful novel.
An Xiayao said angrily, "That's right, not only did I see one top quality, but a bunch of them, I'm about to go crazy."
"A bunch? Aren't you?" He asked gossipingly, "You're chatting with me."
"A blind date meeting in 8 minutes." An Xiayao knew that if she didn't confess, she would be asked by Qi Qi to reveal all the news in a while, so it's better to confess first.
"Hahaha, Yaoyao, were you deceived, kidnapped, or deceived today?" Qiqi asked jokingly.
"I was coerced and threatened by my mother." An Xiayao was extremely depressed: "Breaking man, are you going to get out?"
"Come out, definitely come out, I'll be there in half an hour, Jinse gather." Qiqi stopped writing, hung up the phone, and quickly tidied herself up.
Like An Xiayao, Qiqi is a senior home girl. An Xiayao is a columnist for magazines and periodicals, while Qiqi is a VIP author signed by a Chinese website. She lives by writing and writing books.Since 08, it has been 9 years since I hooked up with the writers group to meet in the same city and became good sisters who talked about everything.
An Xiayao went to Jinse first, there were not many people in the bar at this time, Qi Qi wore a sexy tube top dress in a short while, swaying and drifting towards her, her bumpy figure was tightly wrapped by the flower skirt. Tightly, the elegant floral chiffon added a bit of beauty and freshness to her.
An Xiayao glanced at Qiqi, twitched the corners of her mouth, "It's okay, why are you pretending to be tender." With this outfit, a person who is obviously 26 looks like 21 or 22 at most.
You said, how could such a pink, beautiful, talented, and wealthy beauty and talented woman be single?An Xiayao really couldn't figure it out, let alone why An's mother was the same as Qiqi's mother, so worried that she and Qiqi wouldn't be able to get married?Every day is either urging to get a boyfriend or arranging a blind date. If it was in ancient times, I am afraid that I would have been forced to arrange a marriage.
"Hey, I'm already very tender, okay?" Qiqi yelled dissatisfied: "I said, Yaoyao, you've been stimulated today, so don't spread fire on me. Come on, tell me Tell me, what other extremes have you encountered today?"
"Hey, it's hard to say." An Xiayao sighed for a long time.
"I said, are your visions too high?" Qiqi stretched out her hand and poked An Xiayao: "In this world, it's hard to find four-legged toads, but isn't it hard to find these two-legged men? It's normal, Dissatisfied with the streets are all."
"Well, don't talk sarcastic things to me here, don't forget, you dress young, you pretend to be young, and you are also 26 in your household registration book. Normal men are so easy to find, and you don't even ask for them. How can you ask for them? Won't you find me one? Say goodbye to being single?" An Xiayao spoke with facts.
Qi Qi chuckled dryly twice: "My eyes are too sharp, I can't help it, I can't see the right one." Only pay attention, and resolutely don't settle for it.
"Okay, drink, drink, today you will be drunk." An Xiayao held the wine glass, touched Qi Qi, and then drank it down. The bitter taste slowly slid down her throat, bringing A rush of dryness and heat rushed directly to the lungs...
"For us to bid farewell to being single earlier, come on, do one more..." Qiqi hiccupped, patted her throat, and drank it down again.
An Xiayao followed suit, her head was a little dazed, her eyes began to blur, there were already a lot of wine bottles piled up on the table in front of her, and the wine she had poured before was beginning to have stamina.
An Xiayao and Qiqi looked at each other and nodded in unison: "It's almost there, let's go." Drinking until [-]% drunk can not only make your head dizzy, forget your troubles, but also maintain a certain amount of rationality, and go home safely , fell asleep.
An Xiayao and Qiqi walked out of the bar with each other's support. An Xiayao poked Qiqi: "Tonight, will you live at your place or mine?" Both An Xiayao and Qiqi live separately from their families, each with a small I usually meet up for a drink, go to the bar, and after drinking, I either live at Qiqi's house or An Xiayao's house. The two of them use the strength of alcohol to have a long talk together, good or bad, and they can talk about everything .
"You said, every time you go home with me, or I go home with you, isn't it a bit boring?" Qi Qi muttered, hiccupped, and said vaguely: "When others go to bars, Can hunt for beauty, one-night stand and so on, why, we can't?"
An Xiayao didn't answer, she let go of Qiqi's hand, and asked with a bit of alcohol, "Qiqi, do I look good?"
Qiqi nodded firmly following An Xiayao's words, and replied: "It's pretty, Yaoyao is the prettiest."
"Why do I look so good-looking?" An Xiayao looked at Qiqi and asked, "I'm so good-looking, why don't there be any men? I still have to go on blind dates, and even those messy men." At the end, An Xiayao Xia Yao was crazy because she was hit hard by the 12 people she met on a blind date today.
With a bit of drunkenness, Qiqi shook her head and said, "That's because you don't want to find a man." After finishing speaking, she added seriously: "Every woman who doesn't want to love, in fact, There is a man in your heart who is impossible to love... Yaoyao, you may still have someone living in your heart."
"Fart, I don't have anyone in my heart." An Xiayao denied it flatly, took a few steps unsteadily, and explained emphatically: "Qiqi, I really have no one in my heart, my heart is empty. "
Qiqi laughed at An Xiayao: "Since it's empty, let's find someone to fill in the colors."
"I think so too, but I saw 12 people today, and I was so pleased with it, it's cold, it's cold..." An Xiayao sighed for a long time, and vomited the sourness in her heart with the help of alcohol. She came out, "Qiqi, I didn't ask to find someone who looks like anything, I just want to find someone who is more normal, as long as it is normal."
"Okay, let's go, my sister will look for it with you." Qiqi hooked An Xiayao, and the two of them got into the bar again crookedly.
When you are eight percent drunk, drink a little more and you will be very drunk.
Qi Qi was so unsteady that An Xiayao walked out of the bar, facing the cool summer night wind, took a deep breath, poked An Xiayao and said, "Yaoyao, are you drunk now? Are you?" Have the courage to find a one-night stand?"
An Xiayao let go of Qi Qi, twisted her crooked splayed steps, her eyes were hazy, but she replied confidently: "Yes."
"Okay, I'll stop you for a while. If there's a handsome young man, we'll take the blame. If there's no one, we'll go home." Qiqi still has a little sense left, but her head is hot.
They have been well-behaved for so many years, and once in a while, they go crazy, just take it as an experience of life, and find some material for their next novel.
(End of this chapter)
An Xiayao, Gender: Female, 27 years old, single, contracted writer for the emotional column of magazines, pen name: An Xia.
According to the analysis of "Du Niang", (25) between the ages of 28 and 28, they are junior leftover women. These people still have the courage to continue to struggle to find a partner, so they are called "leftover fighters" (Saint Warrior); 32 years old - 32 years old Between the age of one year, they are mid-level leftover women. At this time, there are not many opportunities for them, and they have no time to look for them because of their careers. Surviving the struggle in the workplace, she is still single, and is honored as "the leftover is the king"; when she reaches the age of 35 and above, she is a super-class leftover woman, and she should be honored as "the great leftover" (Qingtian Dasheng).
An Xiayao is currently in the stage of "Saint Seiya". Of course, she is not worried at all that she will not be able to get married, nor is she afraid that she will become the Monkey King, but Mother An is in a hurry. She participated in various blind date feasts where she behaved strangely and encountered a lot of strange things, and tried her best to marry her out in the shortest possible time.
Mother An's catchphrase is: "Yaoyao, in fact, you are not young."
An Xiayao could only return with a helpless expression that she was still young, take her time, and take her time.
"Not in a hurry? You're still young, take your time?" Mother An interrupted before An Xiayao finished speaking, "Look, which one of your classmates is not married and has a baby? There is soy sauce all over the place. Look, the daughter of the old Wang's family next door is three years younger than you, but she just graduated from university, not only married, but now she is pregnant with a baby, and Lao Wang is pissed off in front of me every day, so mad. It's all over."
Normally, when Mother An hits An Xiayao with parallel sentences of these facts, she will listen obediently and pass away with a smile. After listening to Mama An's words, she took a deep breath and said calmly, "Mom, why didn't you say that the daughter of my aunt's family got married the year before last and got divorced last year? And the son of Uncle Ma's family just got married , the daughter-in-law ran away when she was pregnant with the baby, and brother Liu's family is still fighting for divorce and property."
"An Xiayao, you have to piss me off, don't you?" Mother An's expression changed instantly when she heard this, and she said angrily, "You don't learn from the good ones, you have to learn from the bad ones, right?"
Seeing that Mama An was really angry, An Xiayao couldn't help comforting her: "Mom, I didn't mean to anger you on purpose, I was just telling the truth. In matters of relationship, fate is very important. It's useless for you to be anxious."
An's mother said with a sullen face, "It's useless to be in a hurry, so I have to do some facts and arrange more young talents for you to meet. I don't believe it. I can't find what you want after casting a wide net." Vegetables?"
An Xiayao knew that there was a generation gap with An's mother, and this topic would never be clear, so she kept silent wisely.
"Yaoyao, you are 27 years old. When I was your age, you were already 7 years old and went to primary school." Mama An took a deep breath, "Obviously I gave birth to you not ugly, brain Gua is also very smart, why do you stay at home and can't get married?" Mother An said to An Xiayao to herself, and then analyzed: "I think you are writing a book. You write too much, and it hurts your brain a bit. Now, stop writing those nonsense things in the future, you are an old leftover woman, what kind of emotional column are you writing, nonsense."
An Xiayao rolled her eyes speechlessly: "Mom, if you let me go on a blind date, I'll go on a blind date, without discrimination from work like this."
"Okay, don't you be fine if you are obedient?" Mother An didn't bother to be serious with An Xiayao, as long as she obediently went to participate in the activities, she urged: "It's almost 1:[-], go clean yourself up. Don't Missed time."
This 8-minute date is a blind date event organized by a certain love network. The ratio of men and women is 1:1. They take turns talking with each other for 8 minutes. Those who are interested in further development can exchange love postcards in private and share auspicious love. Give the number to the other party, and then the matchmaker will be responsible for the later matchmaking and contact.
When An Xiayao packed up and went out, Mother An gave her a red 007 card number with a smile on her face, and said mysteriously: "Yaoyao, I specially drew your lucky number for you, I hope you can do it today." good luck."
An Xiayao looked helplessly at Mother An, and gave a stiff smile that was uglier than crying: "Mom, I will try not to let you down." Try, just try, if you are really disappointed, there is no way thing.
Mother An looked at An Xiayao firmly, "I don't care if you rob, steal, cheat, or even kidnap, anyway, you must find a way to marry yourself before this year. , Otherwise, I will not recognize you as a daughter, and you will never come home during the Chinese New Year."
"Mom, aren't you?" An Xiayao's pretty face suddenly lengthened, it was more bitter than bitter melon, how could she force her daughter to marry like this?
"I'm serious." An's mother slammed the door angrily. In fact, she can't be blamed for being a cruel mother. An Xiayao is 27 years old, which is indeed not too old in a big city, but this common saying Didn't you say it well? Well done, it's better to marry well. While I'm still at a good age, I can pick and choose. When An Xiayao really picks and chooses herself, it will be difficult.
Mama Ann is called taking precautions before they happen.
An Xiayao arrived at XX Cafe at 58:[-]. The inside was reserved, and a large banner was pulled up, which read: The title of "blind date is forever, marriage will last forever". It is full of dense signatures, it seems that there are indeed many people who came to participate in this event.
At the front desk of a temporary reception, a beautiful girl held a pen, handed it to An Xiayao, and said enthusiastically, "Let's sign here first. Go into the hall, and the host will arrange your seats."
An Xiayao took the pen, and under the girl's smiling gaze, she had no choice but to bite the bullet and sign An Xia habitually, then awkwardly added the word Yao, returned the pen to the girl, and said "Thank you", and then stepped on the high heels and stepped into the venue.
An Xiayao watched the audience, and she did exactly what Mother An said, the ratio of men to women is 1:1. However, most of the women are good-looking, fashionable and beautiful, while the men seem to be a bit uneven, tall and short. , Fat and thin is quite obvious.
Why is the phenomenon of leftover women so serious in society?In fact, leftover women are not picked by others, on the contrary, leftover women are picked by themselves.
An Xiayao has paid attention to many issues of leftover women and men. The analysis of "Du Niang" is as follows: "Leftover men" and "leftover women" form a distinct social phenomenon.Some people say this: Men and women are both face-saving animals.When choosing a mate, men like to find a woman who is weaker than themselves, and women do not like men who are weaker than her, so if we can divide people into four levels of ABCD, A man chooses B woman, B man chooses C woman, C man chooses D woman, then D man and A woman are left, which becomes today's "leftover men and leftover women".
Most of these "leftover men and leftover women" are two extreme types of people in this society.The reasons for the formation of these two extremes are also varied.
The host grabbed the microphone and began to deliver a speech: "Welcome everyone to join our 8-minute date event in your busy schedule." As soon as he finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding to mobilize the atmosphere, and then there were sparse applause .
The host waved his hands hurriedly and continued: "Because time is precious, I will not waste everyone's time here. To make a long story short, Miss An is the last one to come today. There are 26 people in total, including 14 ladies and 12 ladies. You are very welcome, gentlemen."
An Xiayao moved a chair, sat in a corner, and listened to the host announce the following rules: "We are arranging one-on-one communication, 8 minutes of conversation time, today's situation, so that ladies can meet 12 people alone Men, gentlemen, you can communicate with 14 ladies. If you have mutual interest, you can exchange love auspicious numbers on the spot. If you have private or secret favorites, you can also tell our matchmaker, auspicious number, and we will be responsible for helping to contact later , I wish you all a happy time. I look forward to everyone finding your own dish, and meeting your she (him) by chance. Now start the first round of communication.”
A man in his thirties sat down in front of An Xiayao. He showed the love number in his hand, and greeted with a smile: "Hello, Miss 007. I'm 013."
According to An Xiayao's visual inspection, this man is less than 1.70 meters tall and weighs about 160 catties. He may be more "steady". An Xiayao couldn't judge people by appearance, so she also smiled back with the corners of her mouth: "Hello."
"Miss 007, what do you do?" 013 asked An Xiayao with a smile while tossing his hair in a cool manner.
An Xiayao looked at his uneven buck teeth, rolled her eyes lightly, stared at the table in front of her and replied, "I don't have a job, I stay at home."
"It's good to stay at home. I just want to marry a beautiful woman like you who is willing to stay at home and not work. How about we exchange auspicious signs for love?" Hearing this, 013 narrowed his eyes happily, He said complacently: "Don't worry, I will support you in the future." Then he shook the golden Rolex watch on his hand, "I am a person with no culture, but I just have a lot of money. What do you want in the future? Can you give it to me?" Whatever you buy, as long as you marry me and have a son."
An Xiayao trembled with goosebumps all over her body, and looked at 013 in embarrassment: "Sorry, Mr. 013, you are not my type."
"Tch, don't you like me?" A trace of contempt flashed in 013's small eyes: "I still don't like you, just look at your skinny appearance with no breasts, no butt, you can tell, Can't have a son, goodbye." After finishing speaking, he turned around angrily and left.
An Xiayao stuck out her tongue secretly, and watched him go to a relatively plump lady, sighing inwardly, it's the best.Before he finished sighing, another man sat down in front of him and introduced himself, "My name is Wang Jie. Excuse me, what's your name?"
"Hi, my name is An Xiayao." An Xiayao replied politely. The person in front of her was about 1.78 tall, and she was fairly fair-looking. I hope it's not too ridiculous.
"What does Miss An do?" Wang Jie looked at her gently and asked.
"Freelance." An Xiayao usually said to strangers who went on blind dates without following the fact that she was a columnist.
"Freelance, that means you don't have a job?" Wang Jie glanced at An Xiayao with thoughtful eyes.
An Xiayao caught a trace of contemptuous contempt from his eyes, but before she could digest it, Wang Jie continued to speak bluntly: "Miss An is so beautiful, but she doesn't have a job. Do you want to marry someone who is here for such a date? Are you rich?"
An Xiayao didn't have time to answer, Wang Jie hurriedly said indifferently: "It's a pity that I'm a poor man, I don't have a car or a house, so you will definitely not like me and despise me, right?"
Now it was An Xiayao's turn to be dumbfounded. Freelance work must mean there is no job?And what is the connection between being beautiful and marrying a rich man?And the last sentence, how would An Xiayao answer?He replied, I like you, and I don't care if you don't have a car or a house, OK, if you exchange auspicious love numbers, then An Xiayao will be wronged too.She replied, I'm sorry, but you are not my type, which confirmed Wang Jie's guess that An Xiayao likes rich people and despises poor people.This guy really doesn't know how to chat, so he chatted the topic to death in an instant, An Xiayao could only bite his lip and remain silent.
"Miss An, is it hard to answer?" Wang Jie curled his lips and smiled contemptuously, as if he had guessed that An Xiayao was a lazy, vain woman, "Am I telling the truth?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, I don't mean to look down on you, but it's just as you said, I don't have a job, I need to find a long-term meal ticket, I don't think you are suitable for me." An Xiayao said apologetically, Wang Jie didn't even show the minimum courtesy of a gentleman, turned around and replaced a beautiful woman with contempt.
"007 beauty, hello, I'm 026, my name is Liu Fei, and I play IT," a tall and thin handsome guy sitting opposite him introduced himself heartily.
An Xiayao had already been hit by the previous two. When she saw Liu Fei, she just nodded casually, smiled formulaically, and announced her name: "An Xiayao."
"Your name sounds nice." Liu Fei looked at An Xiayao obsequiously, and added: "Miss An, you are also very beautiful."
Thousands of wears, ten thousand wears, only flattery is not worn, compliments, everyone loves to hear, An Xiayao's smile is also a bit real: "Thank you." Although she also wanted to boast hypocritically, you He's also handsome, but that's not the case. An Xiayao really has no way to keep her eyes open and tell nonsense.
"Miss An, what do you do?" Liu Fei asked.
In view of the failure of the occupation column in the previous two self-introductions, An Xiayao gritted her teeth and said bravely, "I am a freelance writer who writes for a magazine."
"Wow, that's amazing." Liu Fei's eyes were full of admiration: "I like girls with artistic atmosphere the most."
An Xiayao smiled politely.
"Miss An, may I ask, how old are you?"
"27." An Xiayao answered honestly.
Liu Fei frowned slightly, and muttered in a low voice, "Are you 27? Why can't you tell at all?"
After all, An Xiayao was a little embarrassed to hear that she clearly disliked her for being too old, so she could only pretend not to hear it.
Liu Fei hesitated for a while, and finally raised his head again, mustered up the courage to ask: "Miss An, do you mind the relationship between siblings?"
An Xiayao looked at Liu Fei and asked, "How old are you?"
"I'm 20 this year." After finishing speaking, he added hastily: "I don't really mind that my girlfriend is older than me. She's older than me, so she can take care of me."
An Xiayao looked at Liu Fei in a daze, and said embarrassingly, "You're 20, I really don't see it."
Liu Fei hurriedly shook his head, and said proudly: "I'm older, but I didn't lie to you, I'm really 20, and my ID card is 97 years old." Pass the ID card to An Xiayao.
An Xiayao just glanced at it casually, and said in surprise: "Why did you come out to work at 20 and go on a blind date?" As usual, it should be a freshman or sophomore.
"After graduating from high school, I joined the IT network, specializing in playing games at home." Liu Fei said complacently, "I'm very good."
An Xiayao only felt that there were black lines all over her head, so it turned out that this was what he called playing IT.
"Miss An, I like you very much, let's date." The second the 8-minute countdown bell rang, Liu Fei said firmly.
An Xiayao refused regretfully: "I'm sorry, I don't like sibling love." Watching Liu Fei away, another man sat down on the seat opposite her. He took a deep breath and tossed the three men. He was a little thirsty, so he couldn't help but grab the coffee on the table and just opened his mouth.
The man opposite said, "Miss 007, do you like coffee?"
An Xiayao nodded habitually: "En."
"Nowadays many people like to drink coffee, but women drink coffee, there are many disadvantages, such as: easy to cause osteoporosis, easy to cause diabetes, easy to suffer from infertility, and increase the risk of myocardial infarction." Said the man opposite This, took a breath, and continued: "In addition, both men and women, drinking coffee can increase the risk of heart disease, high blood pressure, and lead to addiction. It can be seen that for the sake of prenatal care, disease prevention and health care, women should not drink coffee. Long-term, excessive drinking of coffee. Miss 007, you should drink less coffee in the future."
An Xiayao held the hand of the coffee, hesitated for a while, and finally put down the coffee, silently looking at the man opposite who introduced himself: "Hello, Miss 007, I'm Wang Bo, and I'm a nutrition expert."
"Miss 007, don't think I'm long-winded. Modern people have too little knowledge about nutrition and health..." Wang Bo began to talk about a bunch of long stories until the bell rang in 8 minutes. Then he reluctantly left, "Miss 007, next time I have a chance, I will continue to tell you."
An Xiayao was completely at a loss. Is this person here for a blind date, or is he planning to give him a health care course?Is this a passage for every lady?
An Xiayao rubbed her forehead. Before she could catch her breath, another man sat down opposite him. He was relatively older. He looked like he was fifty. An Xiayao didn't mind finding someone older than herself. I want to be a boyfriend with a man like him, but the premise cannot be greater than that of Papa An. If I want to bring this uncle home, Papa An must call him brother.Isn't the generation in the family messed up?
An Xiayao laughed along with embarrassment, "Hello," she mourned silently in her heart: Uncle, if you want to eat tender grass, don't pick on me, I'm not suitable for you, I'm afraid I'll knock your teeth.
The uncle sat down and looked An Xiayao seriously from head to toe: "Miss 007, my name is Cheng Dafu. Although I look a bit mature, I'm not really old. I'm only 55 years old this year."
An Xiayao yelled in her heart, oh my god, saying you are fifty really underestimates you, it turns out that you are 55, and you are 6 years older than Papa An.However, looking like a rich man, a lot of effort should have been spent on maintenance.
"Miss 007, what's your name?" Cheng Dafu looked at An Xiayao with burning eyes.
"An Xiayao." An Xiayao answered bravely.
"I want to find a little girlfriend, looking for a little youthful passion, I think, you are very nice, you look very cute, I don't know, do you like me?" Cheng Dafu said bluntly, with a tone that could not be concealed. cavity.
An Xiayao twitched the corners of her stiff mouth in embarrassment, and said awkwardly: "Hello, I want a boyfriend, and I want to fall in love for the purpose of getting married..." In An Xiayao's words, she wanted to politely reject this uncle, but no Suitable for marriage, not suitable for dating.
Who knew that Cheng Dafu said happily: "Miss An, we want to go together, and I also want to fall in love with the purpose of getting married. I think we can exchange auspicious love names, let's try it out."
An Xiayao wanted to dig a hole to get in, secretly suppressed her madness, and said tactfully, "Mr. Cheng, I don't like older people very much."
"It doesn't matter if you don't like it, the relationship can be cultivated slowly, and you will like it in the future." Cheng Dafu said confidently: "Miss An, let me tell you, mature men are very attractive."
An Xiayao thought in her heart: But a well-known man like you has the charm of wool?However, due to self-cultivation, I can only say in a sly voice: "I still prefer young, mature and attractive men like you. I'm afraid I won't be able to handle them, so I'm sorry, we are not suitable!"
Cheng Dafu looked at An Xiayao with regret: "Miss An, you really don't think about me? At my age, I have a successful career, I am considerate, I dote on women, and I can marry you. To put it bluntly, wait. I'm dead, and I still have a large inheritance, don't you feel tempted?"
An Xiayao smiled with difficulty: "Mr. Cheng, you are so charming, you will definitely meet someone who is tempting, but that woman is definitely not me." Although An Xiayao is not a rich and powerful woman, she is not. A woman who is short of money does not want a limited edition of luxury goods, just a few pieces to support her facade. Such a woman is not a woman who can buy her love with money.
Cheng Dafu walked away with regret on his face, and went to find the next young MM to cultivate his relationship.
An Xiayao watched a few more, and she didn't describe them in detail one by one, because she was afraid that she would speak too harshly and leave a bitter image, but the specifics can be planned as the best.
Just as An Xiayao raised her hand to look at her watch, the time was almost up, and among the 12 people, she had already seen 11 of them, and the last one, you can watch it, but you don't have to.
In front of An Xiayao, another young man sat down. He was tall and thin, fair-looking, and wearing glasses in a gentle manner. An Xiayao took a rough look at the audience just now. He was one of the 12 men present. Among them, she didn't know whether the best-looking one was the best or not. She tried her best and gave him a formulaic smile: "Hello, An Xiayao." It's not bad for the last one.
"Hello, my name is Ye Xuan. Actually, I don't want to come on a blind date." Ye Xuan straight to the point and said to An Xiayao: "My parents forced me to come here."
An Xiayao smiled awkwardly: "Oh, is that so?" She was also forced to come here by An's mother.
"However, after coming here, it feels quite fun. I don't know, are you interested in a trial marriage?" Ye Xuan raised his flying eyebrows, looked at An Xiayao and asked.
"Trial marriage? What kind of trial?" An Xiayao asked casually, purely to kill the last few minutes.
"Just go to bed first, and try to see if we are compatible. If it's OK, we can fall in love and get married." Ye Xuan said solemnly, "If there is no harmony in that respect, we will go our separate ways and find our own one again. .”
An Xiayao actually admires him for being able to say such things calmly and calmly. If it were An Xiayao, she would definitely have no face to say it. She endured the anger of the 11th place, and finally couldn't help but explode at this moment "I think it's more suitable for you to go to a bar to hunt for sex. It's more than a one-night stand. I'll give you a try." After saying this, he added gracefully: "But you have to take good measures and be careful with your tools. If you overuse, use improperly, or break it early, that's not good." After An Xiayao finished speaking, she carried her bag without hesitation, stepped on her high heels angrily, and left Ye Xuan, who had an unnatural expression on her face. , thumped and left the venue.
They're all broken people, they're all broken things, they're just a bunch of perverts, a hodgepodge of the best.
An Xiayao walked out of the blind date venue and called her buddy Qiqi directly, "Broken, what are you doing? Get up quickly, let's go to Jinse for a drink."
Qiqi yawned and said vaguely: "En? Yaoyao, what time is it, and you're going to the bar for a drink? What day is it today? What stimulated you?"
"Mmm. I'm so excited, I need to vent now." An Xiayao kept patting her chest to relieve her rising anger.
"Did you go on a blind date?" De Qiqi on the other end of the phone burst out laughing unabashedly: "Did you see something superb again?" Every time An Xiayao went on a blind date, she would always be dragged out for a drink to relieve boredom. All the blind dates criticize, lamenting that they are unkind.
An Xiayao's blind date history is really wonderful, so wonderful that Qiqi even used her as a version and wrote a wonderful novel.
An Xiayao said angrily, "That's right, not only did I see one top quality, but a bunch of them, I'm about to go crazy."
"A bunch? Aren't you?" He asked gossipingly, "You're chatting with me."
"A blind date meeting in 8 minutes." An Xiayao knew that if she didn't confess, she would be asked by Qi Qi to reveal all the news in a while, so it's better to confess first.
"Hahaha, Yaoyao, were you deceived, kidnapped, or deceived today?" Qiqi asked jokingly.
"I was coerced and threatened by my mother." An Xiayao was extremely depressed: "Breaking man, are you going to get out?"
"Come out, definitely come out, I'll be there in half an hour, Jinse gather." Qiqi stopped writing, hung up the phone, and quickly tidied herself up.
Like An Xiayao, Qiqi is a senior home girl. An Xiayao is a columnist for magazines and periodicals, while Qiqi is a VIP author signed by a Chinese website. She lives by writing and writing books.Since 08, it has been 9 years since I hooked up with the writers group to meet in the same city and became good sisters who talked about everything.
An Xiayao went to Jinse first, there were not many people in the bar at this time, Qi Qi wore a sexy tube top dress in a short while, swaying and drifting towards her, her bumpy figure was tightly wrapped by the flower skirt. Tightly, the elegant floral chiffon added a bit of beauty and freshness to her.
An Xiayao glanced at Qiqi, twitched the corners of her mouth, "It's okay, why are you pretending to be tender." With this outfit, a person who is obviously 26 looks like 21 or 22 at most.
You said, how could such a pink, beautiful, talented, and wealthy beauty and talented woman be single?An Xiayao really couldn't figure it out, let alone why An's mother was the same as Qiqi's mother, so worried that she and Qiqi wouldn't be able to get married?Every day is either urging to get a boyfriend or arranging a blind date. If it was in ancient times, I am afraid that I would have been forced to arrange a marriage.
"Hey, I'm already very tender, okay?" Qiqi yelled dissatisfied: "I said, Yaoyao, you've been stimulated today, so don't spread fire on me. Come on, tell me Tell me, what other extremes have you encountered today?"
"Hey, it's hard to say." An Xiayao sighed for a long time.
"I said, are your visions too high?" Qiqi stretched out her hand and poked An Xiayao: "In this world, it's hard to find four-legged toads, but isn't it hard to find these two-legged men? It's normal, Dissatisfied with the streets are all."
"Well, don't talk sarcastic things to me here, don't forget, you dress young, you pretend to be young, and you are also 26 in your household registration book. Normal men are so easy to find, and you don't even ask for them. How can you ask for them? Won't you find me one? Say goodbye to being single?" An Xiayao spoke with facts.
Qi Qi chuckled dryly twice: "My eyes are too sharp, I can't help it, I can't see the right one." Only pay attention, and resolutely don't settle for it.
"Okay, drink, drink, today you will be drunk." An Xiayao held the wine glass, touched Qi Qi, and then drank it down. The bitter taste slowly slid down her throat, bringing A rush of dryness and heat rushed directly to the lungs...
"For us to bid farewell to being single earlier, come on, do one more..." Qiqi hiccupped, patted her throat, and drank it down again.
An Xiayao followed suit, her head was a little dazed, her eyes began to blur, there were already a lot of wine bottles piled up on the table in front of her, and the wine she had poured before was beginning to have stamina.
An Xiayao and Qiqi looked at each other and nodded in unison: "It's almost there, let's go." Drinking until [-]% drunk can not only make your head dizzy, forget your troubles, but also maintain a certain amount of rationality, and go home safely , fell asleep.
An Xiayao and Qiqi walked out of the bar with each other's support. An Xiayao poked Qiqi: "Tonight, will you live at your place or mine?" Both An Xiayao and Qiqi live separately from their families, each with a small I usually meet up for a drink, go to the bar, and after drinking, I either live at Qiqi's house or An Xiayao's house. The two of them use the strength of alcohol to have a long talk together, good or bad, and they can talk about everything .
"You said, every time you go home with me, or I go home with you, isn't it a bit boring?" Qi Qi muttered, hiccupped, and said vaguely: "When others go to bars, Can hunt for beauty, one-night stand and so on, why, we can't?"
An Xiayao didn't answer, she let go of Qiqi's hand, and asked with a bit of alcohol, "Qiqi, do I look good?"
Qiqi nodded firmly following An Xiayao's words, and replied: "It's pretty, Yaoyao is the prettiest."
"Why do I look so good-looking?" An Xiayao looked at Qiqi and asked, "I'm so good-looking, why don't there be any men? I still have to go on blind dates, and even those messy men." At the end, An Xiayao Xia Yao was crazy because she was hit hard by the 12 people she met on a blind date today.
With a bit of drunkenness, Qiqi shook her head and said, "That's because you don't want to find a man." After finishing speaking, she added seriously: "Every woman who doesn't want to love, in fact, There is a man in your heart who is impossible to love... Yaoyao, you may still have someone living in your heart."
"Fart, I don't have anyone in my heart." An Xiayao denied it flatly, took a few steps unsteadily, and explained emphatically: "Qiqi, I really have no one in my heart, my heart is empty. "
Qiqi laughed at An Xiayao: "Since it's empty, let's find someone to fill in the colors."
"I think so too, but I saw 12 people today, and I was so pleased with it, it's cold, it's cold..." An Xiayao sighed for a long time, and vomited the sourness in her heart with the help of alcohol. She came out, "Qiqi, I didn't ask to find someone who looks like anything, I just want to find someone who is more normal, as long as it is normal."
"Okay, let's go, my sister will look for it with you." Qiqi hooked An Xiayao, and the two of them got into the bar again crookedly.
When you are eight percent drunk, drink a little more and you will be very drunk.
Qi Qi was so unsteady that An Xiayao walked out of the bar, facing the cool summer night wind, took a deep breath, poked An Xiayao and said, "Yaoyao, are you drunk now? Are you?" Have the courage to find a one-night stand?"
An Xiayao let go of Qi Qi, twisted her crooked splayed steps, her eyes were hazy, but she replied confidently: "Yes."
"Okay, I'll stop you for a while. If there's a handsome young man, we'll take the blame. If there's no one, we'll go home." Qiqi still has a little sense left, but her head is hot.
They have been well-behaved for so many years, and once in a while, they go crazy, just take it as an experience of life, and find some material for their next novel.
(End of this chapter)
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Star Iron, after using the mod to make the Big Black Tower dark, the game became real
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