Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 201 What is the leader of all evil?
"Ah!" With a scream like a pig being killed, President Shi turned over, jumped to the ground, and jumped up.

What kind of grudge does he have with Xiao Nizi? She has put all her energy into feeding her!

Gu Nian covered her mouth and snickered, not forgetting to take the time to flick her sharp fingernails at him, looking triumphant.

snort!Shi Xiaosan, Shi Muzhu, why can you bully me, and I want to plot against you!
Just now, she used her thumb and forefinger, two thin fingernails, to pinch his thin layer of skin and twist it in circles.

Shi Lin Kun's forehead was covered with white sweat, and he looked down at the inside of his thigh, which was bruised.

The man pursed his lips, his face was extremely gloomy, but he didn't say a word.

Under his aggressive gaze, the woman flustered.

Gu Nian tried her best to stabilize her mind, got out of bed and walked towards the door, she turned her head and shrugged her shoulders at him, pretending to be nonchalant, "You asked me to give you a massage."

Shi Huilang let out a long breath, stretched out two fingers, and ticked her off, "Come here!"

At that time, Gu Baitu had already run into the living room, leaning against the door with her back, and secretly unlocked it with her hands. Unfortunately, she never succeeded, so she could only shake her head at him, "No."

"Gu Xiaonian, don't regret your departure. Believe it or not, when I return to China, I will find Fei'er a stepmother?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Teacher Gu immediately remembered that he and Song Yi had taken a mandarin duck bath just now, and two clusters of small flames suddenly appeared above his head, "Shi Linkun, besides threatening me with Fei'er, what else can you do?"

If Qin Lang is Gu Nian's weakness, then Shi Xiaofei is undoubtedly her weakness.

A woman is like being caught by a man with a small braid. Even if she goes to the ends of the earth, whenever he shakes her braid, she will come back immediately.

Shi Lin Kun naturally understood this and used it with ease, "Come here!"

Gu Nian pouted her small red mouth aggrievedly, and stood still, "What were you doing in the past, you want to hit me again?"

It's too cruel and shameful to be spanked!
Is she his child?Let outsiders know whether they want to live or not!
No wonder there is always a domestic violence record in the rumors outside, and it is true if you dare!
Could it be that he and Tang Qing beat each other up like this when they got into an awkward situation?
Is this legendary abuse?Sure enough, human nature is devoid of humanity, and human relations are miserable!

"What are you thinking about?" Shi Lin Kun hugged his shoulders and stared at her unpredictable little face, "Come on, I'll say it for the last time!"

Teacher Gu covered the PP with one hand, his liver trembled, "Then, then you are not allowed to do anything, you are not allowed to hit here!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Shi Lin Kun couldn't bear the way she was moaning, so he simply strode over and hugged her horizontally.

Entering the master bedroom again, he hooked the door with his foot and carefully placed her on the big bed.

"How will I be punished this time?" Gu Baitu knew that the crime was serious, and she would inevitably be beaten up. She sniffed, "You promised me that I won't spank my butt, not even my face!"

Shi Linkun thought to himself: How could I be willing to hit you again, but his face was still stern, pretending that the situation was serious, "There is a saying that a capital crime can avoid a living crime, you know it!"

Gu Baitu was apprehensive, nodded, "Yeah."

"So," Shi Gray Wolf stretched his voice, "sing me a song!"

"Ah?" The world is changing so fast, Gu Nian's head can't keep up at all, "Why?"

"Because, because you make me angry, listening to some music will make me feel better."

"What's the reason for this?"

"Stop rambling, are you going to sing or not? If you don't, I'll..."

Shi Gray Wolf lit up his bear paws, and sure enough, Gu Baitu was scared.

"Sing sing sing!"

He didn't beat himself up anymore, but he couldn't lose a piece of meat just by singing, he couldn't be happier, it was already the best solution.

"What song do you want to listen to?" Gu Nian wiped his face, and said seriously: "The ugly words come first, I don't sing very well, and I'm tone deaf."

Shi Lin Kun looked at her little nose that had turned red from crying, her appearance was very cute, "What do you know?"

"You order, almost everything."

Damn, I even ran into a Maiba!

Teacher Gu suddenly became clever, "Let's talk about it first, "Eighteen Touches" won't work."

"Uh……"

At that time, Lin Kun's face was black, did he think of him as a brothel shopper in ancient times?
"'Kiss Song', 'Trumpet Blowing', 'Flying to Other People's Bed', 'Women Don't Close the Door in the Bath', etc."

Shi Lin Kun snorted, "You know so many?"

"That is, don't believe it!"

The man rolled his eyelids, "Can you sing "Conquer"?"

The woman rolled her eyes, "Yes, yes, but you don't want to step on my back while making me sing "Conquer"!"

"Then you can sing whatever you want!" Shi Lin Kun glanced at her angrily, he couldn't get angry, he just loved listening to that song, did she really think he had a tendency to shake S?

"Okay," Gu Nian pursed her deep dimples, "Then listen up, I'm starting." After saying this, he opened his mouth and began to sing.

"May my father and mother get along well, and may my parents stop being angry. I'm just seeking shelter, I'm just seeking shelter, I've missed my life today, the disaster is only for sex, I feel dark, I still bring hatred... "

"Stop, stop!" Shi Lin Kun frowned heavily.

Not to mention the lyrics in dialects from all over the world, he didn't understand at all, he just said that the tune was too southern and northern, did he deliberately not sing well if he didn't make a certain girl, in short, the tune was like sawing wood, reminding him of a dead man The scene of a car accident that killed tens of thousands of people and injured millions of people.

Xiao Nizi said that her five-tone insufficiency is to exaggerate herself, she doesn't even have a single tone.

Shi Lin Kun was patient and asked persuasively, "Why didn't I understand a sentence?"

"This is an old song in Cantonese, it's normal if you don't understand it."

Gu Baitu made a very arrogant gesture, as if to show off: I said I can sing any song, cut it, you believe it this time!
"What's the name of the song you sing?"

"Oh, it's called "All Evils...um...the Head."

"What is the head of all evil?"

"Hehe, I don't know that word, the pinyin seems to be yin."

"Cough, cough, cough!" President Shi was coughing violently, almost drowning in his own scolding.

What does she mean?
Today, Xiao Nizi really opened her eyes, looked at her with admiration, and treated her differently!

Not only will Gu Baitu win custody and pinch people, but he can also beat around the bush, insinuate, point fingers, scold him, and sarcasm that he likes that or that!

President Shi Da was puzzled, he was in his thirties this year, it was a good time for a man, and he was single for several years, met a woman he liked, and didn't control himself to do it a few more times, why would it be evil to be swollen?
Seeing that Shi Wan's face changed, Gu Nian hurriedly responded, "You don't like it, then I'll change the song."

She cleared her throat and continued to speak, "The geese fly south in the Mid-August Mid-Autumn Festival, with one roar and one cry, the wild geese will return one day, and the souls of the dead will not return..."

Fuck me, this time she stood by his bedside and sang funeral songs instead!
"It's okay, it's okay, don't sing any more!"

President Shi Da's head got dizzy for several times, he really didn't dare to let Gu Baitu choose his own song, otherwise he might not know what to sing, he was really afraid that his heart would not be able to bear it, and he would pass away after listening to it ...

(End of this chapter)