Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 202 "The Only Husband Is Good in the World"

Shi Wan'e rubbed his aching temple, sighing his pity.

Sometimes at home, Xiao Fei, that little bastard who always wanted to poach Lao Tzu's corners, was enough for him, but now he had Gu Nian, a daughter-in-law who talked about adultery and stupidity, if the mother and son were united, sooner or later he would Will be pissed off.

So, he could only use the method of Lianheng, to win over one and suppress the other.

Undoubtedly, Gu Baitu is the one that men like and hope to win over.

"Let me order a song!" Shi Lin Kun pursed his lips and concentrated, and after a while, he said slowly, "Can you sing "Only My Husband Is Good"?"

"Good mother? Is this song praising mother-in-law?"

"It's "Only a Husband is Good in the World", not "Only a Husband is a Good Mother"!"

President Shi Da touched his chest, it seems that he will always have quick-acting heart-relief pills in the future, otherwise, if his breath doesn't come up, he will be pissed to death sooner or later!
"Oh, "Only a Husband Is Good in the World"!"

"Yes, can you sing?"

"Have not heard."

"Haven't heard you 'oh' what?" Did she really not understand what he was saying, or was it a gag on purpose?

Teacher Gu showed the posture of being a teacher, "'Oh' is a modal particle, and it doesn't mean anything."

If President Shi had an ax in his hand, he would definitely split her head open and take a closer look at the structure inside. Could it be that the brain is really only as big as a pine nut?
"Gu Xiaonian, you haven't figured out the situation yet? I'm going to punish you for singing, not to listen to your dictionary."

"Understood, I really can't sing, Teacher Shi, can you teach me?"

Shi Lin Kun stared at her sullenly for a long time, and finally spoke, with a melodious tune, "Only a husband is good in this world. A wife with a husband is like a treasure. If you fall into her husband's arms, you will not be able to enjoy happiness; without a husband, you will suffer the most. A wife is like a grass, leaving her husband's embrace, where can happiness be found..."

"Wait a minute!" Teacher Gu opened one hand, and the index finger of the other hand touched the palm, which is a standard pause action, "Mr. Shi, I have heard the song you sang, but the lyrics are different. It is called "Only Mom is Good in the World" .”

Teacher Shi coughed twice, "This is an upgraded version."

"Who is the original singer? Let me ferry."

"Where are there so many questions?" Teacher Shi's eyes sharpened, and he gave her a slap in the face, "Hurry up and sing!"

"Hey," Gu classmate rubbed his forehead, "Sing as long as you sing, why beat someone again!"

Shi Lin Kun put away his cheap right hand, changed to rubbing motion, and massaged gently, "Sing, sing, sing!"

Gu Nianfei rolled his eyes at him, and said bluntly, "Only a husband is good in this world..."

"Slow down!" The teacher began to instruct, "Sing with a softer tone."

"Okay!" Student Gu is a good student worthy of the name, practicing hard and earnestly, "Only a husband is good in this world..."

"Wait for a while!" Teacher Shi interrupted for the second time, "The articulation must be clear, and the word 'husband' must be gentle."

"Yeah!" Classmate Gu was a little impatient, "Only a husband is good in this world..."

"Pause!"

"Oh, I said, are you finished yet?"

Student Gu immediately slammed his face, his distorted expression seemed to say: Time is evil, if you do this again, I will stop serving you!

Shi Lin Kun didn't want to offend her either, not because he didn't dare, but because it was unnecessary, "Come on, keep singing!"

In this way, from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock, the teachers and students practiced singing all the time.

Later, classmate Gu's upper and lower eyelids were only fighting, singing and singing, his body slowly tilted, fell on the bed, and fell into a deep sleep.

Without the hypnosis of singing, the teacher wakes up leisurely with eyes closed.

When Lin Kun got up, he hugged Xiao Nizi to his side, took off her clothes and threw them on the ground.

Noticing her swollen buttocks, the man's eyes darkened.

Why is it so green?It's so dead that it's still in the shape of a slap print. Isn't this accusing yourself of a crime?

Feeling strongly condemned in his heart, Shi Lin Kun specially called the service desk and asked the staff to buy ointment for bruises, and carefully applied it on the woman's white PP.

It was already one o'clock in the morning of the next day when everything was over.

Under the pressure of hard work, sleepiness and exhaustion, Shi Lin Kun and Gu Nian covered the same quilt, embraced the warm and fragrant jade, and had a comforting and lengthy sleep.

Eight in the morning.

Shi Xiaofei was woken up by the "daily pull", covered his buttocks, and rushed to the bathroom like an arrow from the string.

Probably because he lied to Gu Nian last night, the little guy sat on the toilet, blaming the earth for being unattractive, the more depressed he was, the harder he tried to pull it out.

For this reason, the bear child silently blamed his father in his heart:
I guess Niannian didn't come, or else I would have come to find myself!

She must be angry with him, hey, it's all the old man Shi's fault, how can a father instigate his son to make up nonsense, could it be that he really belongs to the old Wang's next door?

The bathroom door was not closed tightly, and Shi Xiaofei noticed a pair of ladies' high-heeled shoes at the entrance.

Huh?Niannian is here?Why didn't dad wake himself up?

Jumping from the toilet to the floor, she pulled up her pants, and she tiptoed out like a little mouse.

There is no one in the living room.

Shi Xiaofei fumbled around, and at a glance, he saw the messy scene inside from the crack of the master bedroom door.

Curious, the little guy gently pushed open the door, and was immediately taken aback.

If Nian Nian's house seemed to have been robbed that time on Maple Street, then at this time, Dad's room must have been hit by a tornado, leaving the whole place in a mess.

Dad's shirts, trousers, belts, and even black bullet pants were placed on the bedside table in a disorganized manner. The old man was extremely clean and tidy, which was impossible in the past.

Shi Xiaofei tiptoed and entered the master bedroom.

On the big bed, my father slept like a dead pig. The thick quilt raised a high hill, and there seemed to be another person inside.

At this moment, he stepped on something soft under his feet.

The little P girl picked it up and saw, good guy, it turned out to be a pink bra, next to it was a pair of women's lace pants, and not far away, lay a familiar chiffon dress.

Shi Xiaofei had a big brain hole, isn't this the standard opening chapter of the overbearing president's novel, the scene where the heroine is pushed down by the heroine?
Could it be that Dad and Niannian...

Impossible, absolutely impossible!I must be thinking too much, it must be!

Shi Xiaofei constantly anesthetized and hypnotized herself:

Niannian chasing the car, the scene where my father kept going is still fresh in my memory, the two should have broken up.

The old man still let himself use Xiaoyi's excuse to anger her, how could they reconcile so quickly?
Besides, Nian Nian likes him, she has only a mediocre impression of her father, so she is too worried!

But everything in front of him undoubtedly showed a fact: the old man slept with a woman.

Probably someone else, Xiaoyi, or an aunt I don't know.

Uncle Rong's Quotations: What is Marriage?It's just men and women wrestling naked and making babies.

Thinking about it this way, Dad's remarriage is imminent, and the little guy is nervous and scared when he thinks about the true face of his future stepmother in Lushan.

Suddenly, there was the sound of turning over on the bed, followed by a woman's nasal murmur.

Shi Xiaofei felt that this female voice was very familiar, no matter how it sounded, it sounded like his sweetheart...

(End of this chapter)