Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 256

"Hahaha, hahaha!" Dong Yuan lay sprawled on the sofa, the cup fell on the floor, the documents were full of coffee, he didn't care about it, he just rolled over holding his stomach.

This joke is enough for him to laugh for a lifetime, is it right?
The reputation of Shida President "Shimu stick" is really worthy of the name!

Gu Peiyun also smiled lowly, turned around and entered the master bedroom, as she was getting older and didn't want to get involved with young people's affairs.

She is self-cultivated and relatively deep, so naturally she won't twitch like a certain assistant like a thunderbolt.

Gu Nian was even more embarrassed. She drooped her head, supported her forehead, and went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes without saying a word.

Shi Xiaofei was depressed, and he didn't understand, but he was telling the truth, what's so ridiculous?

Suddenly, the little guy's stomach throbbed. He no longer struggled with the adults, but went straight to the bathroom with his hands on his butt.

Just as the little guy left, the door of the second bedroom was pushed open on the back foot, and a tall and isolated figure walked towards him in the breeze.

"It's so funny, I almost laughed at me, haha," said Dong Yuan at that time, still immersed in the "wooden stick" joke, unable to extricate himself.

He looked up and saw the person coming, his laughter stopped abruptly, "Damn... oh..."

Shi Lin Kun was covered with a cold light all over his body, he lowered his head with a sullen expression, "Is it so funny, Assistant Dong?"

Dong Yuan covered his mouth and waved his hands.

"Ask you, talk!"

"No... oh..." Because of fear, Assistant Dong hiccupped in fright, oh oh oh, one after another.

"No?" Shi Lin Kun snorted coldly, "Then go to the bathroom!"

"Bathroom... oh..." Dong Yuan didn't understand a few meanings.

President Shi Da said lightly: "Don't you want to laugh at shit? There's a lot of shit there, go laugh at it!"

"Ah?" Dong Yuan's face turned green.

"Hurry up, why are you dawdling?" Shi Lin Kun said sternly.

Dong Yuan hesitated for a long time. Seeing that the other party's heart was as hard as iron, he gritted his teeth and endured it, and turned around and went to the bathroom.

Shi Lin Kun's light words sounded behind him, "Tell Fei'er not to flush the toilet, just smile at his shit, and I won't tell you not to come out!"

Assistant Dong secretly scolded the CEO for being so dark-hearted, but his arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he could only follow orders.

At the same time, Shi Xiaofei rushed out of the bathroom with his trousers in his hands, just bumped into Gu Nian, looking frightened.

"Nian Nian Nian Nian, what's wrong with Uncle Dong? Are you insane?"

"What?" Gu Nian, who was washing the dishes, looked surprised.

"Uncle Dong suddenly entered the bathroom, and I was so scared that I couldn't even poop." Shi Xiaofei became more and more horrified as he thought about it, hugging his little shoulders tightly, his hair stood out, "He let me go, and he didn't let me flush the toilet. , and staring straight at my poop..."

Just entering the kitchen, Gu Nian vaguely heard the conversation between the two men in the living room, but she thought that the wooden stick was just talking and Dong Yuan would not follow through.

Unexpectedly, Shi Linkun's words would torment Assistant Dong like this. It is conceivable how capable he is at bullying people.

Teacher Gu made a bad face on the spot, and said displeasedly: "Shi Linkun, don't go too far!"

After finishing speaking, he opened the door of the bathroom and shouted inside: "Assistant Dong, come out!"

At this time, Dong Yuan was covering his mouth and nose with his sleeve, his face was flushed from holding back, his eyes were staring like bells, and he did not move, facing Yi Bu Xiang Xiang.

Hearing the sound, he shook his head, and then hiccupped again.

Realizing that he couldn't speak well, Gu Nian could only pass on the imperial decree, "It's the order of Mr. Shi, Assistant Dong, he asked you to come out!"

Hearing this, Dong Yuan looked at Gu Nian in disbelief, his eyes searching.

According to my understanding of the CEO, Mr. Shi's orders cannot be revoked every day.

Gu Nian understood what he meant, nodded and comforted, "Really."

Only then did Dong Yuan exhale, luckily he was not suffocated to death.

Suddenly, the stench filled the nostrils, and he wanted to vomit, so he ran to the washbasin immediately, hiccupped and retched, and really vomited after a while.

Gu Nian twisted his nose and entered the bathroom, first turned on the ventilation fan, and then went to flush the toilet.

I have to say that Shi Xiaofei’s bubble is not small, it’s a big beach, and the yellow orange is relatively thin, and it’s covered with a piece of paper. It’s disgusting to look at, not to mention smelly. !

Teacher Gu admired Assistant Dong from the bottom of his heart. How did he persist until now before he vomited?If it were me, I would have turned the river and the sea, and emptied the contents of my stomach.

After everything was dealt with, she took advantage of an assistant who was not paying attention, and suddenly patted him three times from behind.

"Oh, I'm scared to death!" Dong Yuan patted his thumping heart, "Ma'am, you made a surprise attack for Mao, it scares people to death."

These two couples are not fuel-efficient, one shows him shit, and the other slaps people from behind.

Sooner or later, if he is not tortured to death, he will also be scared to death!
Gu Nian frowned, and said with a smile, "Assistant Dong, do you still hiccup?"

It was only then that Dong Yuan realized that he was really no longer oh oh, he was kind enough to be in love, and he had misunderstood the easy-going wife of the president.

"This is a folk remedy. If the hiccup is frightened, it will be cured immediately."

"My wife is amazing!"

The two walked out of the bathroom talking and laughing, and saw one big and one small in the living room at a glance.

President Shi and Young Master Shi stood opposite each other, their handsome faces were equally sinister.

Dong Yuan murmured inwardly that it was not good, Shi always wouldn't want to retaliate just because he said a few words with his wife too much!
Just at this time, Shi Xiaofei spoke first, "Dad, what did you come back last night for? Didn't you agree that when I'm here, you live in the company?"

Shi Lin Kun hummed for a while, and if he came late again, his daughter-in-law was snatched away by his son again, "It's cold, and the heating in the office is not enough."

Bingcheng is a northern city, and every winter there is a heating period for several months.

Shi Xiaofei was confused, "Dad, it's September now, why is it cold? Also, isn't heating only in October every year?"

"Uh..." Shi Lin Kun never expected that the little brat would be more difficult to fool, and he actually knew so much common sense.

Shi Xiaofei's little brows twisted into twists, "Dad, is there something wrong with you? Celebrities don't say secret words, so let's speak clearly!"

When Lin Kun was exposed, he said with a sad expression: "It's actually like this. There is a very tricky and difficult thing that needs to be done by a very cute and smart child. It's just that I haven't found a suitable candidate so far. .”

Very cute and very smart?Isn't this talking about yourself?
Thinking of this, Shi Xiaofei answered, "Dad, can you see me?"

Shi Lin Kun immediately smiled, "To tell you the truth, I have taken a fancy to you for a long time."

At this point, the bear kid suddenly realized that Daddy Ganqing had no good intentions at all.

As the saying goes, the old man said: If you have nothing to do, go to the Three Treasures Hall.Dad's move is obviously asking for himself.

Shi Xiaofei straightened his back and put his hands behind his back, "Go to Fei'er Hall for everything, Dad, what tasks do you have, I can help you?"

Being able to do things for the picky and hypocritical old man Shi, the more Shi Xiaofei thinks about it, the more arrogant he becomes, the happier he thinks about it, look, how important and amazing he is!
When Lin Kun smiled leisurely, he bent down and leaned into his son's ear, whispering...

(End of this chapter)