Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 257
Hearing his father's advice, Shi Xiaofei frowned and gritted his white teeth, looking preoccupied.

"Dad, by the way, this task is not easy!"

"Just because it's very tricky and difficult, can you show that you are very cute and smart."

"That's true." Shi Xiaofei nodded immodestly, and then said, "However, Dad, I have helped you, so there should be some rewards!"

"That's natural."

"what?"

Shi Lin Kun's tone was persuasive, "Anything you want for pocket money."

Shi Xiaofei shook his head, "The change jar my grandma gave me is enough."

"Disney is free to play."

"There are too many people there, I think it's too noisy."

"Buy any toys you want."

"There is no room for the toy room."

"Choose any restaurant."

"Niannian's food is very good, I don't like to eat out all the time."

President Shi was worried. According to his philosophy, children's hobbies were nothing more than eating, drinking, and playing with flowers. Apart from that, he really couldn't think of anything else.

This time, Shi Xiaofei put two white and tender hands like pig's trotters in front of him, biting his fingernails and playing, "I remember a word, but I can't remember how to say it."

"Oh? What do you mean? Tell me roughly, and let me guess."

"That is to say, people, after eating and drinking enough, they want to do other things."

Shi Lin Kun frowned and didn't answer.

How can I not understand what my son means. To put it bluntly, I still want to hook up with Nian Nian. I'm tired of it. It's better to replace myself, but how can he agree?
Seeing that his father didn't say a word, Shi Xiaofei thought that the other party didn't understand what he meant, so he continued to explain, "Other aspects refer to men and women."

bathroom door.

Gu Nian scratched her head, not knowing what it meant.

It was Dong Yuan who came up with the answer and subconsciously blurted out, "Ah, I understand, it's Bao Nuan Si..."

The next two words have not yet been uttered, but he received the supercilious eyes of his immediate boss, immediately shut his mouth obediently, hid behind Teacher Gu, pretending to be transparent.

The lingering aftertaste of the "laughing shit" incident is still there, and I don't want to go to the bathroom again to watch someone's stinking.

But Xiongzi immediately took the words, "Yes, yes, that's the word, 'Fu Nuansi what desire', I don't know the fourth word."

Shi Lin Kun sneered, his haughty eyes wandering between Gu Nian and Shi Xiaofei.

What a pair of mother and son, they even speak the same pattern, one is "What is the head of all evil", and the other is "What is the desire to think about when you are full of warmth", this is knowing that the National Day is coming, and the crackdown is going to be severe, even the forbidden words are automatically blocked?

The collective silence of the adults made the little guy angry.

He has already talked about this point, is dad pretending to be confused or pretending to be confused?

So, Shi Xiaofei simply made it clear, "In a word, I will perform the task for you, and you will return my perfect love, OK?"

Hearing this, Shi Lin Kun thought for a while, then smiled ambiguously, "Deal."

"Oh, that's great," the little guy jumped up happily, because he was worried about his father's reputation, he said specifically, "Let's make a hook, it's a puppy if you say it or not!"

Shi Lin Kun squatted down and stretched out his right hand.

The big hand like a cattail fan and the white hand like a pig's trotter clasped tightly, and the father and son of the Shi family reached an agreement on a certain issue.

Suddenly, Shi Lin Kun felt that his hands were covered with water, he frowned and asked, "Fei'er, why didn't you wipe your hands after you washed them?"

"I don't have that bad habit!" Shi Xiaofei wiped his little hands on the hem of his father's suit.

"Where did the water come from?"

Shi Xiaofei deliberately lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "Father, I'm telling you something, you should pay attention."

"what?"

The bear child tapped his temple with his chubby hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with Uncle Dong, please be careful, it is not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone."

Shi Lin Kun was confused, "Fei'er, what do you mean?"

Shi Xiaofei looked around and didn't find Dong Yuan's figure, so he dared to speak, "I was halfway through the tuba, and suddenly wanted to be the trumpet. When I was peeing, Uncle Dong rushed in blankly, Hiccupping and staring at my poop, that expression looks like he just finished eating shit and is full but still wants to. The strangest thing is that he also kicked me out and refused to let me flush. Dad, you said he was Didn’t they pack up and take away the rest of the poop? There’s a saying, by the way, ‘the dog takes eight poops’!”

In front of the bathroom, Gu Nian supported the wall so as not to fall.

Dong Yuan almost didn't roll his eyes, turned over, this father and son, really enough, they are not good things!

Shi Lin Kun's mouth twitched slightly, "Fei'er, what does this have to do with the water in your hand?"

"Oh oh oh, I forgot to mention the important point," Shi Xiaofei said naturally: "Actually, halfway through my urination, Uncle Dong came in, and then I accidentally urinated on my hand, and then I was scared by him , ran out without washing your hands, so..."

So, it wasn't water, but pee that touched President Shi's hands and rubbed his shirt just now!
When Lin Kun clenched his teeth, he managed not to swear.

"Oh, Dad, I was too anxious just now, I forgot to wipe my butt!" Shi Xiaofei slapped his forehead, and before he left he didn't forget to tell his father, "Be careful, Uncle Dong, remember to rush after the tuba, and others Go to the bathroom with him." After speaking, he went straight to the bathroom.

Beside, Gu Nian reluctantly followed.

President Shida let out a long breath, telling himself over and over in his heart: Don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry, and then he also ran to the kitchen to clean.

The first time with soap, the second time with hand sanitizer, the third time with 84 disinfectant... After a few minutes, the whole hands were red and swollen, like bear's paws just out of the pot.

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

President Shida asked angrily, "Who?"

"Hehe, Mr. Shi, it's me!" Dong Yuan's voice said.

"what's up?"

Through a door, Assistant Dong replied, "I'm here to deliver the documents to you."

When Lin Kun dried his hands, he pushed open the door, his face full of anger, "Bring it!"

Assistant Dong offered it with both hands, "Mr. Shi, this is Zhu Ling's handwriting identification."

President Shida cast a cold glance, "Are there still shoe prints and coffee stains on it?"

"Uh..." Dong Yuan didn't dare to say anything.

When he was laughing at the "wooden stick", he sprayed coffee on the mouth of the document, and before "laughing shit", he accidentally stepped on it, so the appraisal certificate was riddled with holes.

"Take it back and do it again!" President Shi became furious, and threw the butt opening paper in his hand on the opponent.

"Yes." Dong Yuan didn't dare to make mistakes, but he still kindly reminded, "Mr. Shi, I have a question. Master Fei'er is performing tasks for you. Do you really plan to return his perfect love?"

"It's true, of course it's true, it's truer than real gold and silver."

Dong Yuan opened his mouth into an O shape, "Then, can the wife agree?"

For a woman to be handed over by her father and mother, a person with an average quality of heart may not be able to accept it.

"What does Fei'er's perfect love have to do with Nian Nian?" Shi Lin Kun stared and said to Dong Yuan, "Come on, come here."

President Shi Da whispered something in the assistant's ear, as if he was assigning a task.

A few minutes later, Dong Yuan gave a thumbs up in admiration, "Mr. Shi, you are really tall, really tall!"

(End of this chapter)