Underworld Rebirth: Boss, you are dead!

Chapter 258 The cooperation between Lao Yinbi and the old scumbag!

"The weather is so sunny today, it's suitable for hooliganism, hey, she's a pretty girl, she smells good, I have to find a way to trick a few into bed..." (PS: The title of the original song is "The Weather Is So Sunny Today")
On the street of Taidan City, Hong Shixian frantically looked at the female cultivators by the side of the road with his hands behind his back.

For a long time, Hong Shixian has been picking up girls in the underworld, and has not been able to make progress in other planes.

If possible, Hong Shixian hopes that he can find a few girls in Tianting, Daleiyin Temple, Demon Realm and Demon Realm respectively, so as to add a lot to his love epic.

After finally setting out a mission to come to the Immortal World, the goal of the mission is still in the Supreme Dao Realm where good karma is formed.

It is said that cultivators from all major forces come to visit the Taishang Dao Realm all year round. After all, who doesn't need pills for cultivation?

If you want to pick up some high-quality girls, Taishang Daojie is undoubtedly a good place.

"You're not serious every day, your life is almost dead, and you still want to pick up girls!"

Hong Shixian's soul thoughts captured special information, which made Hong Shixian stop, hesitated for a while, and responded with soul thoughts:
"Brother Yang?"

"Two hundred feet ahead, go to the left."

Following Yang Xiu's instructions, Hong Shixian came to a place...

Land of Fireworks!

Hong Shixian's eyes lit up, and he continued to follow Yang Xiu's instructions, and entered a room around the corner.

Yang Xiuxiu was drinking wine in the room.

Hong Shixian: "Brother is still a brother after all. I haven't figured out the fireworks alley in the Taishang Dao Realm. You just came here to investigate!"

"I'll investigate you ghost! I'm here to save you, right now, follow me immediately!"

Hong Shixian: "Why is this? I haven't finished the task yet!"

Yang Xiu: "Do you know the adopted son of King Guangmu?"

"Guangmu Jun Wu Qian? That toothpick man?"

Hong Shixian patted his thigh and cursed:

"Good guy, that's a scumbag! I heard that guy is an old pervert. He holds concubine selection conferences if he has nothing to do. He also has a very weird habit. He likes to prick young girls with toothpicks! Do you understand? What a beast!"

Yang Xiu: ""I got definite news that Wu Qian is now in the Taishang Dao Realm and is going to kill you. "

Hong Shixian: "I have no grievances or enmities with him, why did he deal with me... huh? What does Senior Brother Yang mean?"

Yang Xiu: "Remember Avalokitesvara, you probably understand without going into details."

"NND, these bastards, they are afraid of the underworld and play with these filthy ones!"

Hong Shixian said viciously: "Damn it! Hate it! Find a big Luo Tianxian to bully me, a kind of one-on-one challenge from the same realm! If I, Hong Shixian, take a breath, I won't do it for a thousand years!"

Yang Xiu: "Don't do your task yet, let's go back first and report this matter."

Hong Shixian: "Is the evidence in hand enough? If it is enough, it would be great to make a fortune this time. The Tianwang Xuanjie is much richer than Tianlong Temple."

Last time I got a low-grade artifact directly from Tianlong Temple, but it gave Hong Shixian a taste of the sweetness.

"No, there is no evidence at all."

Yang Xiu explained the incident of being assassinated by Jun Aotian's concubine Chengxiang in detail, and Hong Shixian nodded repeatedly:
"That's right, that's right, the Heavenly King Profound Realm will naturally do everything possible to avoid the connection!"

Hong Shixian sighed and said, "Oh, what a pity, I thought I could drink some soup with Senior Brother Yang."

Yang Xiu raised his eyebrows when he heard Hong Shixian's annoyed expression, and said in a low voice:
"It's not impossible to cheat the Heavenly King Profound Realm."

Hong Shixian's eyes lit up: "Senior Brother! You are my real senior brother! Just tell me!"

Good guy, I still remember that Hong Shixian and Yang Xiu met in Tianhun Mansion before the mission started, but Hong Shixian clamored to challenge Yang Xiu to take the position of senior brother.

Now, even the surnames have been removed, one senior brother per mouth, and honorific titles like "you" are used.

For the sake of profit, Hong Shixian doesn't even want to lose face!

Yang Xiu: "It's actually easy to cheat the Heavenly King's Mysterious Realm. You continue to complete the mission and lure Wu Qian to take action. I'll report back to the underworld. Let's catch a turtle in a urn!"

Hong Shixian immediately shrunk his neck so that he could hardly see:

"No, no, no, then Wu Qian is the Holy Body of the Nine Suns, the Great Luo Heavenly Immortal, I can't stand it."

Yang Xiu disdained: "Da Luo Tianxian counts as a ball! Here, this is for you!"

Hong Shixian picked up the black hair that Yang Xiu handed over, and asked, "What is this?"

Yang Xiu: "The gluttonous pubic hair."

"Fuck!"

Hong Shixian shook Mao's hand, resisting the urge to throw it away and wash his hands quickly.

Yang Xiu: "Look at you, don't underestimate this thing, whenever you encounter any risky situation, cut off this hair, Taotie will be able to perceive it immediately, and at worst, it can pass on a fairy tale to you If the dharmakaya in the early stage of the realm comes here, if you break into three pieces, the Taotie deity will come in person!"

Hong Shixian's eyes widened: "So strong?"

Said, Hong Shixian took out the Qiankun bag to put the treasure in, but he hesitated for a while, took back the Qiankun bag, wrapped the hair around his right little finger, and then used his soul power to wrap it Protect up.

Yang Xiu praised: "Junior Brother Hong is smart!"

"Of course, otherwise, why would I be your junior brother!"

Although Hong Shixian didn't know that Yang Xiu had signed a soul contract with Taotie, after Taotie returned to the underworld, he lived in the Hundred Flowers Region all year round. Everyone knew that the relationship between Taotie and the Hundred Flowers Region was not simple.

But he didn't expect Yang Xiu, a mere celestial being, to receive such powerful protection from Taotie.

With the escort of Taotie, as long as the emperor's realm is not born, this fairy world can go anywhere!
Yang Xiu: "I have set up a seven-level concealment formation here, and no one will know the conversation between us. You will spend a lot of time here in the name of investigating criminal souls, and then carry out the task as usual. I will do it as quickly as possible." Go back to the Underworld."

Hong Shixian: "What is debauchery? Who am I, Hong Shixian? I can only talk about love! What is a ticket? There is no spiritual communication..."

Yang Xiu: "It doesn't look the same when the candles are extinguished? Don't think I don't know. In the fireworks alley of Beidi City, which store's concubines are not harmful to you? Even Meihun Building has twelve branches, and yours is here." Exclusive concubine!"

"You...you..."

Hong Shixian didn't expect that Yang Xiu would know all these things about him, Hong Shixian could only falter and say:

"Occasionally, I only occasionally, man."

"Old scumbag, I'm gone, you should be smart."

Yang Xiu didn't plan to delay it for too long, otherwise things would change.

After Yang Xiu left, Hong Shixian took a sip of the wine, smashed his mouth, and muttered:

"Hey, Wu Qian, I've grown tired of seeing women, you have to be spoiled and coaxed, you have to have feelings, you can directly bully the king and force the bow, and even stab the young girl with a toothpick. Hehe, this time, I will break your toothpick!"

(End of this chapter)