Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian
Chapter 201 Jumping God
Chapter 201 Jumping Master ([-])
A little blue ghost actually made me and Lao Bai so embarrassed, and finally Lao Bai and I made up a plan, which is to use fire to attack.There was nothing to say that night, and the next day, Lao Bai and I went through the discharge procedures. When we got home, Lao Bai fell down on the sofa and said: No matter what, I don’t have a home. Oh, I really miss it so much.
After I put down my things, I said to Lao Bai: Don't dawdle, there are still tasks tonight, go and prepare things quickly.
well!If you don’t tell me, I’ll forget about it. Let’s split up, you get gasoline, and I get Buddha incense.
In this way, Lao Bai and I split up. Due to the frequent accidents now, the gasoline is not allowed to be sold out. I have no choice but to find Fatty Qian and ask this guy to get me some gasoline.To say that Fatty Qian is not ambiguous, he got me a big bucket of gasoline in a short time, and said to me: Xiaofeng, what do you want gasoline for, please don't do anything stupid.
Fuck you, can you say something nice, of course it is useful for me to ask for gasoline, what do you think I am doing, self-immolation.
After returning home, I started to concentrate on drawing talismans. In order to lay out the gossip lock demon array, the previous stocks were gone, so I had no choice but to draw again. In the evening, Lao Bai came back, and I saw this guy holding a bundle of talismans. Zi Foxiang came back and didn't bother me when he saw me draw a talisman.
I'm home!I said to Lao Bai after drawing the spell.
Lao Bai nodded and said: Damn, I’m exhausted, I’m afraid the incense candles I bought outside are fake, so I have no choice but to go to the temple myself, not only bought Buddhist incense, but also grabbed a lot of incense ash, Gotta give that kid a good look tonight.
After dinner, Lao Bai and I came to the back mountain of the hospital. There is no street light here, and it looks very cautious at night. Lao Bai looked around and said, "Xiaofeng, tell me, it's pitch black here. If the kid didn't come, what would happen if something else came.
I glanced at Lao Bai and said: "You can fucking say something good, but you have a crow's mouth, and you can say good things into bad things. Shut up."
Lao Bai looked at me helplessly, then walked to the side and sat down.
After I placed the talisman according to the gossip, I first inserted three sticks of Buddha incense into it, and then sprinkled a layer of incense ash. Smoke.
Lao Bai handed over the cigarette and said to me: It's still early, and that kid won't come out until after ten o'clock.
Yes!It's only past eight o'clock, what should I do?
Lao Bai and I started chatting, from the past to the present, and began to imagine a bright future. When I talked about the future, I got a headache.Lao Bai glanced at me and said: Xiaofeng, do you have any ideas about the future.I shook my head, I shouldn't think about the future now.
And you!I asked.
Laobai looked at the sky, it was full of stars tonight, Laobai looked at the stars and said: My dream is very simple, that is to marry Ozawa in the future, just enough ordinary days, to be honest Xiaofeng, I feel that this kind of Life is not suitable for the two of us. At the beginning, I also thought about helping those who are in trouble with all my abilities. But now, Xiaofeng, look, what good has happened between the two of us, except for being People misunderstand, or get hurt, alas!I really have had enough of this kind of life, and I hope it can end soon.
hehe!I smiled, then looked at Lao Bai and said: Do you think you can really get out of this?Now that we have chosen this road, we are doomed to have no turning back. Now we are all on the road. Although there are bumps and bumps on this road, our goal in the end is to reach the end. Also, your parents , don’t you want to know how they died, who the corpse chaser is, and our agreement with him, can these things really disappear like this?Old Bai!The two of us have no way out, so we can only continue walking. If there is really a way out, I would rather not choose to go out in the first place, and I don’t want to be a person with northeast spiritual roots, born with evil bones, but these are fate. It is doomed and cannot escape.
Xiaofeng!You mature and become a little different from what you used to be.
I smiled, it's not that I have become mature, but that I have experienced too many things that made me become like this.
Lao Bai looked at his watch and said, "Don't be so damn emotional, it's almost time, it's time to deal with that brat." After speaking, Lao Bai walked over to light the Buddha incense.I looked at Lao Bai's back, and I was silently recalling what Lao Bai said in my heart. If there is a day, I would rather give up everything. I hope there will be such a day.
After the incense was lit, the smell of sandalwood wafted out. Lao Bai and I hid behind a big tree and waited quietly.
An hour passed like this, and the little ghost hadn't come yet. I said to Lao Bai: Is your Buddha incense really effective?
Lao Bai glanced at me and said: Then I have to ask whether Chang Xiaopao's information is accurate. If it is true, then I dare say that my Buddha incense must be fine.
I was speechless immediately, another half an hour passed, I was a little impatient, and was about to find out Chang Xiaopao to ask, but at this moment, I suddenly heard a voice in the grass.
Seeing this, Lao Bai hurriedly patted me, indicating that there was something wrong there.
I nodded, and sure enough, I saw a bluish little kid approaching slowly with a red lantern in his hand, sniffing something like a hound.
Oh shit!The Smurf really came, look at his ugly appearance, he looks like he is smoking opium, how much can this damn kid do, if it weren't for the lantern in his hand, I would beat him eight times to pull him back Take a turn.
Calm down, look at that little guy is about to walk into the encirclement.
Lao Bai and I were very excited.
One step, two steps, three steps, the Jialan ghost had just stepped into the encirclement with both feet, I hurriedly lit the spell in my hand and shouted!Several streaks of red light interweave together to form a big net, trapping the Jialan ghost inside.
quick!Lao Bai rushed over with gasoline in his hand, and I followed closely.
Laobai looked at the blue ghost and smiled and said: You are in trouble, come out, wasn't it great yesterday, what's the matter today.
Don't be inked, and send him on the road in a hurry.
All right, just look at it!After Lao Bai opened the bottle containing gasoline, the entire bottle of gasoline was poured on the kid.
The blue ghost knew he had been fooled, so he was willing to wait for his death. Seeing gasoline splashed on him, he wanted to rush out but couldn't. He shook the lantern in his hand, and there was a sudden gust of wind. Lao Bai and I don't know? it is good.
Lao Bai hurriedly lit the fire, and a big fireball shot into the sky with a bang, and the wind around him suddenly became much weaker. The Jialan ghost was struggling in the lock demon formation, but this fire was the nemesis of the Jialan ghost , In about half an hour, the Jialan ghost was burned to ashes.
I hurriedly said to Lao Bai: Come down the mountain quickly, so as not to be discovered by others.
Taking advantage of the night, Laobai and I went down the mountain. The Jialan ghost seems to be a very powerful ghost, but he also has his weaknesses. If he doesn't like the smell of Buddha incense, it may not be certain who will win and who will lose.
After the Jialan ghost incident ended, Lao Bai and I returned to normal, living a life from [-] to [-] every day, and Lao Bai was still a good man who went home after work and worked full-time. The finished product really embarrasses us men.To put it bluntly, my mother is really envious of Lao Bai, after all, he still has Ozawa, but as for me, Kong Yao has not heard from him since he went back. He used to call once a week, but now it is changed to a month I don't know what this girl is up to. Damn it, I'm alone again.
This morning I had breakfast, stared at my beloved little bicycle and went to work. Recently, I have advocated low-carbon environmental protection, so my buddies have to contribute to the four modernizations of the country.
When I first arrived in class, Lao Bai laughed when he saw that I was tired like a dog.I glanced at this guy and cursed angrily: "Your uncle."What are you laughing at.
I said Xiaofeng!What's wrong with you recently, you don't sit on the bus, you insist on riding a bicycle, tell me what you are trying to do.
You toad at the bottom of the well, how big the sky can you see, this is called environmental protection, what a fart you know!
Lao Bai smiled and said: Yes!I don't understand.By the way, there is another business visit.
what!When I heard this, I was shocked again?Why the hell did it stop just now? After I parked the bike, I said to Lao Bai: What's the matter this time!Who is so unlucky that something happened again.
Lao Bai glanced at me and said: I only found out about this matter this morning. An old man named Zhao Muran came here this morning and said that he invited us to his house to dance.
(End of this chapter)
A little blue ghost actually made me and Lao Bai so embarrassed, and finally Lao Bai and I made up a plan, which is to use fire to attack.There was nothing to say that night, and the next day, Lao Bai and I went through the discharge procedures. When we got home, Lao Bai fell down on the sofa and said: No matter what, I don’t have a home. Oh, I really miss it so much.
After I put down my things, I said to Lao Bai: Don't dawdle, there are still tasks tonight, go and prepare things quickly.
well!If you don’t tell me, I’ll forget about it. Let’s split up, you get gasoline, and I get Buddha incense.
In this way, Lao Bai and I split up. Due to the frequent accidents now, the gasoline is not allowed to be sold out. I have no choice but to find Fatty Qian and ask this guy to get me some gasoline.To say that Fatty Qian is not ambiguous, he got me a big bucket of gasoline in a short time, and said to me: Xiaofeng, what do you want gasoline for, please don't do anything stupid.
Fuck you, can you say something nice, of course it is useful for me to ask for gasoline, what do you think I am doing, self-immolation.
After returning home, I started to concentrate on drawing talismans. In order to lay out the gossip lock demon array, the previous stocks were gone, so I had no choice but to draw again. In the evening, Lao Bai came back, and I saw this guy holding a bundle of talismans. Zi Foxiang came back and didn't bother me when he saw me draw a talisman.
I'm home!I said to Lao Bai after drawing the spell.
Lao Bai nodded and said: Damn, I’m exhausted, I’m afraid the incense candles I bought outside are fake, so I have no choice but to go to the temple myself, not only bought Buddhist incense, but also grabbed a lot of incense ash, Gotta give that kid a good look tonight.
After dinner, Lao Bai and I came to the back mountain of the hospital. There is no street light here, and it looks very cautious at night. Lao Bai looked around and said, "Xiaofeng, tell me, it's pitch black here. If the kid didn't come, what would happen if something else came.
I glanced at Lao Bai and said: "You can fucking say something good, but you have a crow's mouth, and you can say good things into bad things. Shut up."
Lao Bai looked at me helplessly, then walked to the side and sat down.
After I placed the talisman according to the gossip, I first inserted three sticks of Buddha incense into it, and then sprinkled a layer of incense ash. Smoke.
Lao Bai handed over the cigarette and said to me: It's still early, and that kid won't come out until after ten o'clock.
Yes!It's only past eight o'clock, what should I do?
Lao Bai and I started chatting, from the past to the present, and began to imagine a bright future. When I talked about the future, I got a headache.Lao Bai glanced at me and said: Xiaofeng, do you have any ideas about the future.I shook my head, I shouldn't think about the future now.
And you!I asked.
Laobai looked at the sky, it was full of stars tonight, Laobai looked at the stars and said: My dream is very simple, that is to marry Ozawa in the future, just enough ordinary days, to be honest Xiaofeng, I feel that this kind of Life is not suitable for the two of us. At the beginning, I also thought about helping those who are in trouble with all my abilities. But now, Xiaofeng, look, what good has happened between the two of us, except for being People misunderstand, or get hurt, alas!I really have had enough of this kind of life, and I hope it can end soon.
hehe!I smiled, then looked at Lao Bai and said: Do you think you can really get out of this?Now that we have chosen this road, we are doomed to have no turning back. Now we are all on the road. Although there are bumps and bumps on this road, our goal in the end is to reach the end. Also, your parents , don’t you want to know how they died, who the corpse chaser is, and our agreement with him, can these things really disappear like this?Old Bai!The two of us have no way out, so we can only continue walking. If there is really a way out, I would rather not choose to go out in the first place, and I don’t want to be a person with northeast spiritual roots, born with evil bones, but these are fate. It is doomed and cannot escape.
Xiaofeng!You mature and become a little different from what you used to be.
I smiled, it's not that I have become mature, but that I have experienced too many things that made me become like this.
Lao Bai looked at his watch and said, "Don't be so damn emotional, it's almost time, it's time to deal with that brat." After speaking, Lao Bai walked over to light the Buddha incense.I looked at Lao Bai's back, and I was silently recalling what Lao Bai said in my heart. If there is a day, I would rather give up everything. I hope there will be such a day.
After the incense was lit, the smell of sandalwood wafted out. Lao Bai and I hid behind a big tree and waited quietly.
An hour passed like this, and the little ghost hadn't come yet. I said to Lao Bai: Is your Buddha incense really effective?
Lao Bai glanced at me and said: Then I have to ask whether Chang Xiaopao's information is accurate. If it is true, then I dare say that my Buddha incense must be fine.
I was speechless immediately, another half an hour passed, I was a little impatient, and was about to find out Chang Xiaopao to ask, but at this moment, I suddenly heard a voice in the grass.
Seeing this, Lao Bai hurriedly patted me, indicating that there was something wrong there.
I nodded, and sure enough, I saw a bluish little kid approaching slowly with a red lantern in his hand, sniffing something like a hound.
Oh shit!The Smurf really came, look at his ugly appearance, he looks like he is smoking opium, how much can this damn kid do, if it weren't for the lantern in his hand, I would beat him eight times to pull him back Take a turn.
Calm down, look at that little guy is about to walk into the encirclement.
Lao Bai and I were very excited.
One step, two steps, three steps, the Jialan ghost had just stepped into the encirclement with both feet, I hurriedly lit the spell in my hand and shouted!Several streaks of red light interweave together to form a big net, trapping the Jialan ghost inside.
quick!Lao Bai rushed over with gasoline in his hand, and I followed closely.
Laobai looked at the blue ghost and smiled and said: You are in trouble, come out, wasn't it great yesterday, what's the matter today.
Don't be inked, and send him on the road in a hurry.
All right, just look at it!After Lao Bai opened the bottle containing gasoline, the entire bottle of gasoline was poured on the kid.
The blue ghost knew he had been fooled, so he was willing to wait for his death. Seeing gasoline splashed on him, he wanted to rush out but couldn't. He shook the lantern in his hand, and there was a sudden gust of wind. Lao Bai and I don't know? it is good.
Lao Bai hurriedly lit the fire, and a big fireball shot into the sky with a bang, and the wind around him suddenly became much weaker. The Jialan ghost was struggling in the lock demon formation, but this fire was the nemesis of the Jialan ghost , In about half an hour, the Jialan ghost was burned to ashes.
I hurriedly said to Lao Bai: Come down the mountain quickly, so as not to be discovered by others.
Taking advantage of the night, Laobai and I went down the mountain. The Jialan ghost seems to be a very powerful ghost, but he also has his weaknesses. If he doesn't like the smell of Buddha incense, it may not be certain who will win and who will lose.
After the Jialan ghost incident ended, Lao Bai and I returned to normal, living a life from [-] to [-] every day, and Lao Bai was still a good man who went home after work and worked full-time. The finished product really embarrasses us men.To put it bluntly, my mother is really envious of Lao Bai, after all, he still has Ozawa, but as for me, Kong Yao has not heard from him since he went back. He used to call once a week, but now it is changed to a month I don't know what this girl is up to. Damn it, I'm alone again.
This morning I had breakfast, stared at my beloved little bicycle and went to work. Recently, I have advocated low-carbon environmental protection, so my buddies have to contribute to the four modernizations of the country.
When I first arrived in class, Lao Bai laughed when he saw that I was tired like a dog.I glanced at this guy and cursed angrily: "Your uncle."What are you laughing at.
I said Xiaofeng!What's wrong with you recently, you don't sit on the bus, you insist on riding a bicycle, tell me what you are trying to do.
You toad at the bottom of the well, how big the sky can you see, this is called environmental protection, what a fart you know!
Lao Bai smiled and said: Yes!I don't understand.By the way, there is another business visit.
what!When I heard this, I was shocked again?Why the hell did it stop just now? After I parked the bike, I said to Lao Bai: What's the matter this time!Who is so unlucky that something happened again.
Lao Bai glanced at me and said: I only found out about this matter this morning. An old man named Zhao Muran came here this morning and said that he invited us to his house to dance.
(End of this chapter)
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