Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 202 Jumping Master ([-])
As soon as I heard Tiao Dashen, my heart skipped a beat, and I asked tentatively: Did you pick it up?

what!Pick it up, why don't you pick it up, this old man's family is quite rich, his son runs a company, the accident happened to his granddaughter, his granddaughter is eight years old this year, something has happened since she was five years old, she has become a little crazy Silly, he didn't say a word, went to many hospitals but couldn't find any disease, but the child just didn't talk, sometimes he talked like an adult, so I found a few people who could see things at home, and I found Those people are half-assed and can't be cleaned up. Finally, an old lady is found. Although the old lady is better than those half-assed ones, she still can't cure them. In the end, the old lady came up with a trick, which was to find someone to dance to the gods. , may be able to save the child.

But this old Zhao's son just doesn't believe in evil. There are so many gods and gods in the world who firmly believe that his daughter is suffering from a disease. All these years, thanks to this old Zhao, he has been running around , and finally found us here.

After Lao Bai finished speaking, I stomped my feet and said to Lao Bai, "Your uncle, do you eat too much rice and have nothing to do in your spare time? Tell me about this great dancer, who of us will be able to, in case If you mess up the pot, what will we do in the future.After Laobai finished listening, he looked at me in surprise and said: You can't!Aren't you a disciple of the horse?Why can't you even know how to dance well? I'm not talking about you, Xiaofeng. You are too unskilled in this business. As a disciple, you should master all kinds of skills.

I'll go to your uncle, say something useful, what's the matter now.

Lao Bai thought about it for a long time, then clapped his hands and said to me: Do you remember, there is someone who sings in the duo outside.

Yes!What's up.

That's easy. Let's go buy a CD of Shen Tune and go home and think about it. I guess this dance is similar to singing Errenzhuan. When the time comes, we will pretend to sing a few times and then look over there. What's your reaction? Besides, if something really got on the little girl's body, just the two of us can't get it off?I think it's easy to handle.

Yes!You are eating light grass ashes and farting lightly. It is easy to say, but it will be troublesome to actually operate it.correct!Have you set a time with that old man, when will we go there.

Lao Bai smiled and said: Dude, I have done it a long time ago, and it will be three days later, so we still have three days to prepare.

I looked at Lao Bai and really didn’t know what to say about him. In the end, we both asked for leave and went directly to the audio-visual club to buy a plate of "Authentic Dongbei Shendiao" and then returned home. The Fourth Aunt Li knew how to dance, so I made a phone call. On the phone, I told Fourth Aunt Li what had happened. After listening to it, Fourth Aunt Li said to me: Xiaofeng!It's not that easy to dance the master. First of all, you have a set of guys, but I have all these things, and I can give them to you. Then you need a master and a second master.The great god is in charge of moving troops, and the second god is responsible for inviting the gods. In other words, the fairy family invited by the great god will sometimes fall on Ershen, and when moving soldiers, you have to sing the moving formula. The moving formula is different for each family. So jumping to the Great God is also a very tedious job.

After listening, I said to Fourth Aunt Li: Don't worry about this, Fourth Aunt, we have an idea, and I will go to your place to pick up things tomorrow.After putting down the phone, I saw Lao Bai shaking his head and tail, listening to the tune, and it was quite fun to listen to. I walked over and said to Lao Bai: "Your uncle, don't listen to it for now. Let's talk about it together. I He told Lao Bai exactly what Fourth Aunt Li said just now.

After listening to Lao Bai, he thought for a while and said, "Xiaofeng, you get Chang Xiaopao and the others here first, and let's work it out together. In fact, this matter can't be done."

I listened to Lao Bai and got Chang Xiaopao, Huang Xiaohua, and the four guardians from the fairy family.

When these old fairies knew that I was going to dance the Great God, they all admired me, especially Chang Xiaopao, shaking his broken fan and said to me: Xiaofeng!You have finally grown up, do you know that dancing to the great god is the orthodoxy of the Manchu shamans, in the past when contacting the immortal family, it was to dance to the great god, if you can really master the technique of dancing to the great god, in the future your The future is endless.

I took a look at the old guy and said: "I don't know how to dance any great gods. I came to you today because I have something to talk about. Lao Bai looked at them and said: We received a job to dance great gods. It's a pity." Xiaofeng and I are not proficient in business, so I trouble you guys. On that day, Xiaofeng and I are just pretending, but you have to help out. If anything happens, you will go to Xiaofeng's body. If you come across something, just take it directly, and you don’t need to ask us for instructions. Our purpose is to earn money and cure the little girl’s illness. To cooperate with us.

The wicked old white, I don't know which nerve is wrong, but we are not familiar with this business, so there is no way to drive the ducks to the shelves now, and it is impossible not to dance.After Chang Xiaopao and the others listened to Lao Bai's plan, they all had bitter faces and didn't know what to say.

I saw this and said, "Okay!"If it doesn't make sense, let's break up and prepare separately.

After Chang Xiaopao and the others left, I said to Lao Bai: Tomorrow I will go to Fourth Aunt Li to equip it. It seems that when dancing the Great God, you have to sing and dance. You should prepare a little bit, it is best to do some dancing or something?

what!Dance?I can't, Lao Bai looked at me and said with a bitter face.

You don't know how to do that, you take over the job, damn it, you can't do it if you don't dance.

Early the next morning, I bought some things and took the bus to Li Sigu's house. It was almost noon when I arrived at Sigu's house. At this time, Li Sigu was busy in the yard. Seeing me coming, I hurriedly let me in. house.

This kid, just come and buy something.Fourth Aunt Li said to me with some complaints.

I looked at Fourth Aunt Li, the person who sacrificed her life for me, our family owes her.I smiled and said: This is what I should do. Now that I am working to earn money, I should honor my fourth aunt.

Fourth Aunt Li smiled and said: You are the only one who can talk. After speaking, Fourth Aunt Li opened her camphor wood box and found two sets of clothes, a drum, and a wooden whip.Then he said to me: "Xiaofeng, everything you want is here. Please remember that asking God is easier than dying, you have to be careful."

I nodded, and after packing the things, I chatted with Fourth Aunt Li for a while, and was about to go back, but Fourth Aunt Li insisted on letting me eat at her house, so I had no choice but to stay for a meal.It was dark when we got home.I came to the office, and before I entered the door, I heard Lao Bai playing the magic tune inside. After I opened the door and went in, my good guy, I saw Lao Bai was twisting on the ground, just like the Northeast twisting big Yangko.

I walked in and said to Lao Bai with a smile: What's wrong, what are you going crazy about.

Seeing that I was back, Laobai turned off the music and said to me: How about Xiaofeng, I danced well, I made this up by myself, and I will sing a section for you later, buddy.

I took out the things of the great dancer and said to Lao Bai: Let's practice it first and see how well we cooperate.

Lao Bai nodded, took Dashen'er's clothes off, tapped the drum and wooden whip and said: "How about Xiaofeng, she looks a little like Dashen'er."

Not to mention, after Lao Bai put on the clothes, he really felt like dancing to a god.

Boom boom boom!Lao Bai beat the drum in his hand, hey~~~~ The sun is setting in the west, and it is dark.Every household bolted the door.On the road, the gentleman runs to the inn, the bird runs to the forest, and the tiger returns to the mountain.Birds fleeing to the mountains and forests have a safe place, and tigers want to return to the mountains to be safe.There are seven-star glazed tiles on the top of the head, and octagonal purple-gold bricks on the feet.Feet on the ground, head on the sky.Take big strides and walk in circles, stand firmly with your feet and lean on the camp.Put on the incense table and invite the gods~~ hey hey hey!

Boom boom boom!Lao Bai beat the drum and twisted his body. After singing these lines, I really felt drowsy.not good!I hastily asked Lao Bai to stop, and only then did I remember that I am in the office now, and the Xiangtang is here. It's even more troublesome.

How about Xiaofeng, I can sing well.Lao Bai said with some pride.

I nodded and said, "Okay, you're the only one who is the best."

We're almost ready now, so let's go tomorrow?I asked.

Of course you have to go, if you don't go, you will be sorry for your outfit, and you have to say a few words when the time comes, look, this is your word, I have prepared it for you.

I looked at those few words, smiled and said: It's a pity that you don't become a screenwriter.

(End of this chapter)