Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian
Chapter 203 Jumping God
Chapter 203 Jumping Master ([-])
We had nothing to say all night, and after ten o'clock the next day, Lao Bai and I called Mr. Zhao first, and asked about the specific address on the phone. Lao Bai and I took the guys and killed them. When we arrived at the door, we called Huang. Xiaohua, Chang Xiaopao, and the four guardians, let them listen to my orders later, and then let Lao Bai knock on the door.
The door opened at a short time, and an old man came out, looked at Lao Bai and me and said: You are Master Bai and Master Wang?
We both nodded.
oh oh!Then come in quickly, and while talking, the old man let us in.
As soon as I came in, I almost fell down due to a strong scent of sandalwood. Lao Bai and I looked at the back room and saw a man and a woman changing clothes there, and the clothes worn by the two were exactly the same as those of the dancing master. what.
Seeing this, Lao Bai knew what was going on, and walked over with a little displeasure and said: I said, old man, you obviously don't believe us.
When the old man was told by Lao Bai, his face was red, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Of course, a man and a woman in the room also heard the conversation between me and Lao Bai, came out to look at us, and also saw our details, the man smiled at Lao Bai and said: Dude, come here to grab food coming!Then let's see who is more capable, this bowl of rice is not so delicious,
You... Lao Bai's hot temper is about to come up again, I hurriedly took Lao Bai's hand and said: "Be safe, don't be impatient, let's see the situation before we talk."
The man and the woman looked young, and they were not much older than me and Lao Bai. After changing their clothes, they were ready to start dancing. At this moment, I noticed a little girl sitting on the bed. The little girl was very tall. She was pretty, but her face seemed to be covered with a layer of grayness, and the child didn't seem angry at all.Suddenly the little girl raised her head and looked at each of us with a pair of venomous eyes, then lowered her head again.
Seeing this, Lao Bai and I knew something was wrong, there must be something wrong here.
Click!The door of the Zhao family was opened again, and a middle-aged man walked in. The man had one eye. He saw so many people in the room when he entered the room, and he said to Mr. Zhao furiously: Dad!How many times have I told you that Niu Niu is not bewitched at all, just look at what has become of a family.
This person must be Mr. Zhao's son. Mr. Zhao hurried over and said something in front of his son.
The middle-aged man glanced at us and said, "Okay!Don't you all talk about Daxian'er? I want to see what you guys are capable of. After talking, this guy moved a chair and sat down.
Seeing this, a man and a woman did not dare to neglect, and immediately started to jump up.
The words I sang are similar to what I and Lao Bai heard. The master of please God is that woman, who dances while growing. Lao Bai and I almost didn’t laugh when we saw this. Ah, it looks like a pop song, and the dance is based on hip-hop dance. If you play a happy song now!It is estimated that these girls can get high.
Jumped, for a whole hour, not a single fairy was invited!The kid kept his head down and ignored the two guys at all.
stop stop stop!Mr. Zhao's son shouted at this time.The man and woman stopped.Tell me what you are here for, I think you are here to cheat money, you think I am stupid, is this a great dancer, look at your dance, it looks like a fucking street dance, tell you to give it to me Get out, or I'll call the police to arrest you.
A man and a woman blushed from being told, and hurriedly took off their clothes to leave, but at this moment the middle-aged man glanced at me and Lao Bai and said: "Why do you continue to cheat money here?"
Lao Bai smiled and said: Brother!Whether we are cheating money or not, you will know in a while. After talking, Lao Bai ignored him and glanced at me after he changed his clothes.
I nodded. After Laobai lit three incense sticks, he looked back at Mr. Zhao's granddaughter and smiled, then looked at the drum.
God please~~~Dong dong dong, the sun is setting on the western mountain, and the sky is dark.Every household bolted the door.On the road, the gentleman runs to the inn, the bird runs to the forest, and the tiger returns to the mountain.Birds fleeing to the mountains and forests have a safe place, and tigers want to return to the mountains to be safe.There are seven-star glazed tiles on the top of the head, and octagonal purple-gold bricks on the feet.Feet on the ground, head on the sky.Take big strides and walk in circles, stand firmly with your feet and lean on the camp.Set up an incense table to invite the gods.Please invite the fox first, then invite Huang, and please invite the long python spirit mink to bring the sad king.The Fox family is the commander-in-chief, the Huang family is the vanguard, the Chang Mang is the stand, and the Sad King is the mouth.He holds Wenwang Drum in his left hand and the General Whip in his right hand.King Wen's drum, willow wood bolts, and Qianlong on the bolts to match Kaiyuan.Catch the general's whip, horizontally three vertically four seven root sages.Three face north and four face south.Three roots face north to secure the world, and four roots face south to protect the country.King Wen once visited the sages, and Jiang Taigong protected the Zhou Dynasty for 800 years. He could move the mountains and dry the rivers, and the old immortals could not be safe.Tell the horse, Erlingtong, you can tell the information at each cliff crossing, you just say; you have tens of millions of silver on your body, and these silver coins will invite you to go down the mountain.The old fairy wants to go down the mountain, and I will call the three spikes and three passes for you first.
Lao Bai sang such a song in front, and Chang Xiaopao and the others behind me almost couldn’t laugh. Lao Bai’s actions were too funny, and I couldn’t help it. How can this fucking Lao Bai be begging God? It's obviously dancing disco.Lao Bai sang here and watched the drum three times, which is a blessing to me.
When I saw this, I hurriedly shook my head, clapped my hands, and sang!Hey~~~ Calling to help you watch and hear, old fairy, I got off, left the cave and came to your camp hey hey hey!
Seeing that I had also entered the state, Lao Bai hurriedly beat the drums and sang, "Old Immortal!"I asked, there is a virgin girl who is in trouble, hey hey hey, I still look at the old fairy's house, you take action, save that girl, hey hey hey.
Calling to help you listen and listen, I am an old fairy, I came out in a hurry, I did not bring the panacea, elixir, hey hey hey.
Old Fairy!You watch and listen, help me, please, show your skills, save lives, and do good deeds for my fairy family, hey hey hey.
After singing here, Chang Xiaopao behind me suddenly said to me: No, there is something wrong with Xiaofeng!
Sure enough, a burst of extremely strong Yin energy erupted from the little girl's body, watching the little girl stand up with a strange cry, looking at Lao Bai and me with blood red eyes.
(End of this chapter)
We had nothing to say all night, and after ten o'clock the next day, Lao Bai and I called Mr. Zhao first, and asked about the specific address on the phone. Lao Bai and I took the guys and killed them. When we arrived at the door, we called Huang. Xiaohua, Chang Xiaopao, and the four guardians, let them listen to my orders later, and then let Lao Bai knock on the door.
The door opened at a short time, and an old man came out, looked at Lao Bai and me and said: You are Master Bai and Master Wang?
We both nodded.
oh oh!Then come in quickly, and while talking, the old man let us in.
As soon as I came in, I almost fell down due to a strong scent of sandalwood. Lao Bai and I looked at the back room and saw a man and a woman changing clothes there, and the clothes worn by the two were exactly the same as those of the dancing master. what.
Seeing this, Lao Bai knew what was going on, and walked over with a little displeasure and said: I said, old man, you obviously don't believe us.
When the old man was told by Lao Bai, his face was red, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Of course, a man and a woman in the room also heard the conversation between me and Lao Bai, came out to look at us, and also saw our details, the man smiled at Lao Bai and said: Dude, come here to grab food coming!Then let's see who is more capable, this bowl of rice is not so delicious,
You... Lao Bai's hot temper is about to come up again, I hurriedly took Lao Bai's hand and said: "Be safe, don't be impatient, let's see the situation before we talk."
The man and the woman looked young, and they were not much older than me and Lao Bai. After changing their clothes, they were ready to start dancing. At this moment, I noticed a little girl sitting on the bed. The little girl was very tall. She was pretty, but her face seemed to be covered with a layer of grayness, and the child didn't seem angry at all.Suddenly the little girl raised her head and looked at each of us with a pair of venomous eyes, then lowered her head again.
Seeing this, Lao Bai and I knew something was wrong, there must be something wrong here.
Click!The door of the Zhao family was opened again, and a middle-aged man walked in. The man had one eye. He saw so many people in the room when he entered the room, and he said to Mr. Zhao furiously: Dad!How many times have I told you that Niu Niu is not bewitched at all, just look at what has become of a family.
This person must be Mr. Zhao's son. Mr. Zhao hurried over and said something in front of his son.
The middle-aged man glanced at us and said, "Okay!Don't you all talk about Daxian'er? I want to see what you guys are capable of. After talking, this guy moved a chair and sat down.
Seeing this, a man and a woman did not dare to neglect, and immediately started to jump up.
The words I sang are similar to what I and Lao Bai heard. The master of please God is that woman, who dances while growing. Lao Bai and I almost didn’t laugh when we saw this. Ah, it looks like a pop song, and the dance is based on hip-hop dance. If you play a happy song now!It is estimated that these girls can get high.
Jumped, for a whole hour, not a single fairy was invited!The kid kept his head down and ignored the two guys at all.
stop stop stop!Mr. Zhao's son shouted at this time.The man and woman stopped.Tell me what you are here for, I think you are here to cheat money, you think I am stupid, is this a great dancer, look at your dance, it looks like a fucking street dance, tell you to give it to me Get out, or I'll call the police to arrest you.
A man and a woman blushed from being told, and hurriedly took off their clothes to leave, but at this moment the middle-aged man glanced at me and Lao Bai and said: "Why do you continue to cheat money here?"
Lao Bai smiled and said: Brother!Whether we are cheating money or not, you will know in a while. After talking, Lao Bai ignored him and glanced at me after he changed his clothes.
I nodded. After Laobai lit three incense sticks, he looked back at Mr. Zhao's granddaughter and smiled, then looked at the drum.
God please~~~Dong dong dong, the sun is setting on the western mountain, and the sky is dark.Every household bolted the door.On the road, the gentleman runs to the inn, the bird runs to the forest, and the tiger returns to the mountain.Birds fleeing to the mountains and forests have a safe place, and tigers want to return to the mountains to be safe.There are seven-star glazed tiles on the top of the head, and octagonal purple-gold bricks on the feet.Feet on the ground, head on the sky.Take big strides and walk in circles, stand firmly with your feet and lean on the camp.Set up an incense table to invite the gods.Please invite the fox first, then invite Huang, and please invite the long python spirit mink to bring the sad king.The Fox family is the commander-in-chief, the Huang family is the vanguard, the Chang Mang is the stand, and the Sad King is the mouth.He holds Wenwang Drum in his left hand and the General Whip in his right hand.King Wen's drum, willow wood bolts, and Qianlong on the bolts to match Kaiyuan.Catch the general's whip, horizontally three vertically four seven root sages.Three face north and four face south.Three roots face north to secure the world, and four roots face south to protect the country.King Wen once visited the sages, and Jiang Taigong protected the Zhou Dynasty for 800 years. He could move the mountains and dry the rivers, and the old immortals could not be safe.Tell the horse, Erlingtong, you can tell the information at each cliff crossing, you just say; you have tens of millions of silver on your body, and these silver coins will invite you to go down the mountain.The old fairy wants to go down the mountain, and I will call the three spikes and three passes for you first.
Lao Bai sang such a song in front, and Chang Xiaopao and the others behind me almost couldn’t laugh. Lao Bai’s actions were too funny, and I couldn’t help it. How can this fucking Lao Bai be begging God? It's obviously dancing disco.Lao Bai sang here and watched the drum three times, which is a blessing to me.
When I saw this, I hurriedly shook my head, clapped my hands, and sang!Hey~~~ Calling to help you watch and hear, old fairy, I got off, left the cave and came to your camp hey hey hey!
Seeing that I had also entered the state, Lao Bai hurriedly beat the drums and sang, "Old Immortal!"I asked, there is a virgin girl who is in trouble, hey hey hey, I still look at the old fairy's house, you take action, save that girl, hey hey hey.
Calling to help you listen and listen, I am an old fairy, I came out in a hurry, I did not bring the panacea, elixir, hey hey hey.
Old Fairy!You watch and listen, help me, please, show your skills, save lives, and do good deeds for my fairy family, hey hey hey.
After singing here, Chang Xiaopao behind me suddenly said to me: No, there is something wrong with Xiaofeng!
Sure enough, a burst of extremely strong Yin energy erupted from the little girl's body, watching the little girl stand up with a strange cry, looking at Lao Bai and me with blood red eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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