Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian
Chapter 206 A lot of strange things happen in the funeral parlor
Chapter 206 There Are Many Strange Things in the Funeral Parlor (Part [-])
An Bagu Xuan actually made me and Lao Bai very anxious, but fortunately, this difficult matter was finally resolved, but what surprised me was that Bagu Xuan actually wanted to accumulate merit, but this old guy, you go It’s not good, you have to come to me, this is good, if I don’t agree, I guess this old guy can tear down the incense hall in my house, there is no way, I have to ask Chang Xiaopao and others to send this old guy Return to Xiangtang.
After that, Lao Bai and I took a look at Niu Niu lying on the bed. The child is very weak now. Lao Bai opened the door and let Mr. Zhao and Niu Niu's father come in.
When the two came in and saw the child fainted on the bed, they were a little dazed for a while, not knowing what to do.
Lao Bai looked at the two of them and said: Don't worry, this child is too weak now, you can send the child to the hospital later, I believe it will be fine after staying in the hospital for a while, you don't have to worry about this, the fairy on her body The family has been invited away by us, and that Xian family has a feud with your Zhao family.Afterwards, Lao Bai recounted what had happened.
After listening to Mr. Zhao, he sighed. Unexpectedly, my family's ancestors are still alas!Speaking of this, Mr. Zhao sighed.
all right!Now that the matter has been resolved, you don't have to do this anymore, just send your child to the hospital now.Oh, right!Before the fairy family left, let me tell you a message. From now on, within ten years, your Zhao family will only have bad luck, so you must be cautious in your words and deeds. We can't help you with this, and this is also The reason why the Xian family let your child go, so this karma must be repaid.
Mr. Zhao hurriedly wrapped two big red envelopes and handed them to Lao Bai and said: Two gods, thanks to you this time, even if my Zhao family goes bankrupt, as long as I can save my granddaughter’s life, I will admit it. Thank you again.
Lao Bai and I took the red envelope with a smile.I said: This is what we should do, okay!It's time for us to say goodbye too, you guys hurry up and take your children to the hospital.When Lao Bai and I walked to the door, Lao Bai seemed to have thought of something, turned his head and looked at Mr. Zhao's son and said: Brother, you believe this time.
Mr. Zhao's son looked at me and Lao Bai with an embarrassed smile and said: I believe it, this time I really believe it, and the two of you are really grateful to you this time.
Back home, Lao Bai took off his hair and said: Xiaofeng!This time it's really fucking hanging, that old guy is really not easy to mess with.
I nodded, and suddenly remembered something and said to Lao Bai: By the way, I forgot to ask you just now, you drew a spell in your hand, what is that, why is Bagu Xuan so scared like that.
Lao Bai sighed and said: That spell comes from the "Tianhuang Dao Canon" and it is also one of the most powerful spells in the Taoist canon. With my current ability, if I want to activate this talisman, I must use life as an introduction. That Xuan Bagu was really powerful, she could tell it at a glance, she wanted to use this spell to fool her, and it was fine to scare her away.The name of the talisman is, "Five Elements Bone Transformation" is to use the power of the five elements to kill demons and eliminate demons. If I have enough skill to use this talisman, I will be able to use this talisman without any disadvantage. Let alone a Xuan Bagu, Even if there are ten or twenty of them, it's no problem.
A week has passed, and the weather is gradually getting warmer. Lao Bai and I are still doing those unnutritious jobs in the funeral home. Since we fell into clerical jobs, we have nothing to do except in a daze every day, and the voice of the office , That's the same thing, if it doesn't open for three years, it will stay for three years after opening.
This day, Lao Jia called all of us together again. As the name suggests, this guy is going to have a meeting again. In the past six months, there have been several large and small meetings, but every time they are just fucking chatting, gossiping, anyway. It's nothing serious, Lao Bai and I are fucking used to it, we had a meeting today, and we didn't know what tricks this old guy was up to. After all of us arrived, Lao Jia walked in swayingly.After seeing all of us, Lao Jia said: Everyone!This dying meeting is held today because there is something important to say. Recently, I have met with directors of other funeral homes, and it can be said that strange things have happened frequently in other funeral homes recently. Some funeral homes have fraudulent corpses. Some funeral parlors have been haunted, and some even cremated the living. Anyway, strange things happen frequently, so the purpose of my meeting today is to prevent problems before they happen. I decided to continue to restore the on-duty system, but now Give everyone a chance. Is there anyone who volunteers to take on important responsibilities?
This fucking old Jia is like farting, who wants to stay in the funeral home in the middle of the night when he has nothing to do.There was no sound below, and no one spoke.
At this time, Lao Bai whispered to me: "Xiaofeng, if we could come, we'd be fucking idle at home anyway, so we might as well have a good time here, what do you think?"
I took a look at Lao Bai, that guy said the damn thing a few days ago, he was tired of this kind of life, why did he suddenly change his mind these two days.I looked at Lao Bai and said: I don't care, anyway, I'm alone now, if it's you, what will your family Ozawa do.
Lao Bai smiled and said: In two days, Ozawa will take a long vacation to go to Hainan to watch the Red Moon, and he won't be back for a while.
I took a look at Lao Bai, then I will listen to you.
Lao Bai smiled, turned around and said to Lao Jia: Director, I think this glorious and sacred task should be left to me and Xiaofeng.
After Lao Jia heard it, he looked at me and Lao Bai clapped hands and said: Good!kind.Look at you guys, Xiaofeng and Xiaobai had such a high awareness many years ago, and look at you, you are a lot of age, you can't be ashamed.Xiaofeng!The two of you are on duty here, and I won’t let you do it for nothing. The monthly salary will be increased by 500 yuan, and the van in the yard can be used by both of you as you like.
Done!That's right!Lao Bai said to Lao Jia.
it is good!That's it. It will be implemented from tonight, and the meeting will be adjourned.
After the meeting, Fatty Qian came over and said to Lao Bai and me: Two brothers!Brother, I really admire your courage. When you compare, brother, I feel ashamed!But you two have to be careful, they say this funeral home is very evil at night.
Lao Bai smiled and said: I said Brother Qian, you forgot!It's not that we haven't been on duty before. Even if something happens, we are not afraid. We appreciate your kindness. We still have something to do, so we won't chat with you. After we finish talking, Lao Bai and I will leave. Started to be on duty, of course I went home to pack my things.
When I got home, I packed a few sets of clothes, and took all the spells and other things with me. I don't know if anything will happen on duty.
It was already afternoon when I returned to the funeral home. At this time, I was walking in the office. Lao Bai came over and said to me: Xiaofeng, I also asked about it just now. Recently, something happened to another funeral home. The guys from the Civil Affairs Bureau are also impatient, and they will conduct spot checks on the funeral parlors under their jurisdiction in the near future.
After I listened to it, I nodded and said: I don’t know what kind of trouble this is, anyway, the fuck is not peaceful, let’s stop thinking about it, we can’t help other people’s affairs, I think we should take care of it Take care of your own business.
Lao Bai nodded and said: Yes!Everyone cleans the snow in front of their own house, don't care about the frost on the tiles of his house, Xiaofeng and the two of us are also ready, in my opinion, there are accidents in other places, and we are also suspended here.
good!Let's get ready tonight and take a good look around the funeral parlor.
Thinking of this, Lao Bai and I settled down like this.
After everyone got off work in the evening, only Lao Bai and I were left in the empty funeral parlor. Occasionally, we could hear a crow call or two. Ready to go, in case something unexpected happens, it will be difficult, so Lao Bai took the thing and walked out while talking.
The two of us had cordoned off the perimeter of the funeral home, so if there was any trouble we'd know right away.Then I sprinkled Namo Jin soil around the funeral parlor. After finishing all this, Lao Bai said to me: "Okay!"This time, unless the ghost flew in, otherwise it would not be able to escape our control. It seems that the fat guy is full of confidence.
Back in the guard room, Lao Bai and I drank wine and chatted a little bit. It was about ten o'clock, and we both became sleepy. We simply tidied up, fell asleep on the bed and fell asleep.
I don’t know how long I slept, maybe I was drinking, my throat was a little dry, I sat up and was about to drink, but before I turned on the light, I saw a man sitting by the window, which scared me, the sweat pores all over my body They all stood up, who!I shouted.
Hush!When the man turned around, it was Lao Bai.
I let out a long breath and cursed: Your uncle, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing.
(End of this chapter)
An Bagu Xuan actually made me and Lao Bai very anxious, but fortunately, this difficult matter was finally resolved, but what surprised me was that Bagu Xuan actually wanted to accumulate merit, but this old guy, you go It’s not good, you have to come to me, this is good, if I don’t agree, I guess this old guy can tear down the incense hall in my house, there is no way, I have to ask Chang Xiaopao and others to send this old guy Return to Xiangtang.
After that, Lao Bai and I took a look at Niu Niu lying on the bed. The child is very weak now. Lao Bai opened the door and let Mr. Zhao and Niu Niu's father come in.
When the two came in and saw the child fainted on the bed, they were a little dazed for a while, not knowing what to do.
Lao Bai looked at the two of them and said: Don't worry, this child is too weak now, you can send the child to the hospital later, I believe it will be fine after staying in the hospital for a while, you don't have to worry about this, the fairy on her body The family has been invited away by us, and that Xian family has a feud with your Zhao family.Afterwards, Lao Bai recounted what had happened.
After listening to Mr. Zhao, he sighed. Unexpectedly, my family's ancestors are still alas!Speaking of this, Mr. Zhao sighed.
all right!Now that the matter has been resolved, you don't have to do this anymore, just send your child to the hospital now.Oh, right!Before the fairy family left, let me tell you a message. From now on, within ten years, your Zhao family will only have bad luck, so you must be cautious in your words and deeds. We can't help you with this, and this is also The reason why the Xian family let your child go, so this karma must be repaid.
Mr. Zhao hurriedly wrapped two big red envelopes and handed them to Lao Bai and said: Two gods, thanks to you this time, even if my Zhao family goes bankrupt, as long as I can save my granddaughter’s life, I will admit it. Thank you again.
Lao Bai and I took the red envelope with a smile.I said: This is what we should do, okay!It's time for us to say goodbye too, you guys hurry up and take your children to the hospital.When Lao Bai and I walked to the door, Lao Bai seemed to have thought of something, turned his head and looked at Mr. Zhao's son and said: Brother, you believe this time.
Mr. Zhao's son looked at me and Lao Bai with an embarrassed smile and said: I believe it, this time I really believe it, and the two of you are really grateful to you this time.
Back home, Lao Bai took off his hair and said: Xiaofeng!This time it's really fucking hanging, that old guy is really not easy to mess with.
I nodded, and suddenly remembered something and said to Lao Bai: By the way, I forgot to ask you just now, you drew a spell in your hand, what is that, why is Bagu Xuan so scared like that.
Lao Bai sighed and said: That spell comes from the "Tianhuang Dao Canon" and it is also one of the most powerful spells in the Taoist canon. With my current ability, if I want to activate this talisman, I must use life as an introduction. That Xuan Bagu was really powerful, she could tell it at a glance, she wanted to use this spell to fool her, and it was fine to scare her away.The name of the talisman is, "Five Elements Bone Transformation" is to use the power of the five elements to kill demons and eliminate demons. If I have enough skill to use this talisman, I will be able to use this talisman without any disadvantage. Let alone a Xuan Bagu, Even if there are ten or twenty of them, it's no problem.
A week has passed, and the weather is gradually getting warmer. Lao Bai and I are still doing those unnutritious jobs in the funeral home. Since we fell into clerical jobs, we have nothing to do except in a daze every day, and the voice of the office , That's the same thing, if it doesn't open for three years, it will stay for three years after opening.
This day, Lao Jia called all of us together again. As the name suggests, this guy is going to have a meeting again. In the past six months, there have been several large and small meetings, but every time they are just fucking chatting, gossiping, anyway. It's nothing serious, Lao Bai and I are fucking used to it, we had a meeting today, and we didn't know what tricks this old guy was up to. After all of us arrived, Lao Jia walked in swayingly.After seeing all of us, Lao Jia said: Everyone!This dying meeting is held today because there is something important to say. Recently, I have met with directors of other funeral homes, and it can be said that strange things have happened frequently in other funeral homes recently. Some funeral homes have fraudulent corpses. Some funeral parlors have been haunted, and some even cremated the living. Anyway, strange things happen frequently, so the purpose of my meeting today is to prevent problems before they happen. I decided to continue to restore the on-duty system, but now Give everyone a chance. Is there anyone who volunteers to take on important responsibilities?
This fucking old Jia is like farting, who wants to stay in the funeral home in the middle of the night when he has nothing to do.There was no sound below, and no one spoke.
At this time, Lao Bai whispered to me: "Xiaofeng, if we could come, we'd be fucking idle at home anyway, so we might as well have a good time here, what do you think?"
I took a look at Lao Bai, that guy said the damn thing a few days ago, he was tired of this kind of life, why did he suddenly change his mind these two days.I looked at Lao Bai and said: I don't care, anyway, I'm alone now, if it's you, what will your family Ozawa do.
Lao Bai smiled and said: In two days, Ozawa will take a long vacation to go to Hainan to watch the Red Moon, and he won't be back for a while.
I took a look at Lao Bai, then I will listen to you.
Lao Bai smiled, turned around and said to Lao Jia: Director, I think this glorious and sacred task should be left to me and Xiaofeng.
After Lao Jia heard it, he looked at me and Lao Bai clapped hands and said: Good!kind.Look at you guys, Xiaofeng and Xiaobai had such a high awareness many years ago, and look at you, you are a lot of age, you can't be ashamed.Xiaofeng!The two of you are on duty here, and I won’t let you do it for nothing. The monthly salary will be increased by 500 yuan, and the van in the yard can be used by both of you as you like.
Done!That's right!Lao Bai said to Lao Jia.
it is good!That's it. It will be implemented from tonight, and the meeting will be adjourned.
After the meeting, Fatty Qian came over and said to Lao Bai and me: Two brothers!Brother, I really admire your courage. When you compare, brother, I feel ashamed!But you two have to be careful, they say this funeral home is very evil at night.
Lao Bai smiled and said: I said Brother Qian, you forgot!It's not that we haven't been on duty before. Even if something happens, we are not afraid. We appreciate your kindness. We still have something to do, so we won't chat with you. After we finish talking, Lao Bai and I will leave. Started to be on duty, of course I went home to pack my things.
When I got home, I packed a few sets of clothes, and took all the spells and other things with me. I don't know if anything will happen on duty.
It was already afternoon when I returned to the funeral home. At this time, I was walking in the office. Lao Bai came over and said to me: Xiaofeng, I also asked about it just now. Recently, something happened to another funeral home. The guys from the Civil Affairs Bureau are also impatient, and they will conduct spot checks on the funeral parlors under their jurisdiction in the near future.
After I listened to it, I nodded and said: I don’t know what kind of trouble this is, anyway, the fuck is not peaceful, let’s stop thinking about it, we can’t help other people’s affairs, I think we should take care of it Take care of your own business.
Lao Bai nodded and said: Yes!Everyone cleans the snow in front of their own house, don't care about the frost on the tiles of his house, Xiaofeng and the two of us are also ready, in my opinion, there are accidents in other places, and we are also suspended here.
good!Let's get ready tonight and take a good look around the funeral parlor.
Thinking of this, Lao Bai and I settled down like this.
After everyone got off work in the evening, only Lao Bai and I were left in the empty funeral parlor. Occasionally, we could hear a crow call or two. Ready to go, in case something unexpected happens, it will be difficult, so Lao Bai took the thing and walked out while talking.
The two of us had cordoned off the perimeter of the funeral home, so if there was any trouble we'd know right away.Then I sprinkled Namo Jin soil around the funeral parlor. After finishing all this, Lao Bai said to me: "Okay!"This time, unless the ghost flew in, otherwise it would not be able to escape our control. It seems that the fat guy is full of confidence.
Back in the guard room, Lao Bai and I drank wine and chatted a little bit. It was about ten o'clock, and we both became sleepy. We simply tidied up, fell asleep on the bed and fell asleep.
I don’t know how long I slept, maybe I was drinking, my throat was a little dry, I sat up and was about to drink, but before I turned on the light, I saw a man sitting by the window, which scared me, the sweat pores all over my body They all stood up, who!I shouted.
Hush!When the man turned around, it was Lao Bai.
I let out a long breath and cursed: Your uncle, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing.
(End of this chapter)
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