Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 207 There Are Many Strange Things in the Funeral Parlor (Part [-])
Lao Bai smiled at me, then pointed out the window, then turned around and continued to look.

What exactly happened?So attractive to Lao Bai, I put on my shoes and walked over, and under the moonlight, I saw four paper figurines standing outside the window, and the four paper figurines surrounded the city at this moment, as if they were muttering something, and it’s not like I haven’t seen it before. I used paper figurines, but today these four paper figurines are too weird, I was startled, and I was about to talk to Lao Bai beside me, but I found that Lao Bai was gone!At the same time, it might be my voice, which was discovered by the four paper figurines at the door, and one of them turned around and grinned at me.My mother!
I was so scared that I wanted to run, but I couldn't move my body. I saw the paper figurine walking towards me step by step with stiff steps.

Your uncle, what the hell is going on, I can’t move my body, this is bad food, suddenly I remembered that there seems to be a spell in my pocket, no matter if it’s real or not, although my body can’t move, my mouth can still move, I’m afraid Shout out!break!
It seemed that a puff of breath came out of my pocket, and then my body regained its freedom, Lao Bai, Lao Bai!I yelled.

What's up!What's up!I saw Lao Bai sat up from the bed, looked at me and said: What's up!Earthquake?

Shock your uncle, something will happen soon.

I turned on the light, Lao Bai was still a little confused at this moment, and said to me: What's wrong!

Look out the window yourself.I said.

Lao Bai opened the curtain and took a look, then looked at me again, and said: What's wrong!It's pitch black outside and there's nothing there.

what!I hurried to the window to look outside, and sure enough, as Lao Bai said, there was nothing in the courtyard, only the moonlight shone on the ground, giving off a pale color, which looked a little weird.

Xiaofeng!What's the matter with you, are you having a nightmare?Lao Bai lay down again.

I looked at this bastard and said: You fucking still want to sleep, I told you what happened just now.

Lao Bai looked at me after listening and said: What did you say?I just sat up and looked out the window?

Yes!If you hadn't let me pass, would I have found out about this?

Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, you must have read it wrong, I have been sleeping just now, if you hadn't called me, I wouldn't have woken up, you must be sleepy.

Fuck you, you're sleepy. Who would it be if it wasn't you just now? I was smoking a cigarette, thinking about it.

Then there is no need to ask?It's not me, of course it's a ghost!After Lao Bai said this, he immediately felt something was wrong.Impossible, if there is a ghost coming in, we will definitely know, what the hell is going on?

You mean, what I just saw was a ghost?I said to Lao Bai.

should be.Until now, Lao Bai couldn't be sure.

Damn I know it!I patted the table and said to Lao Bai: We had some preconceived ideas, thinking that these ghosts were ghosts from outside, but we were mistaken, this is from our funeral home?That guy is always inside, so no matter what we do outside, it's useless.

correct!Why didn't I think of it, Lao Bai said.

Hey hey hey!After a few cold laughter passed, the lights in the room suddenly went out, and the door opened with a snap, and then closed itself, as if someone had gone out.

Laobai and I looked at each other, Laobai's petulant temper came up, he rushed me out with a brick in his hand, I followed behind with a spell, so many times, this is the first time we have been played by ghosts, If you say that I still have yin and yang eyes, ordinary ghosts can't escape my eyes at all, but this time I let that guy slip away under my nose, which is really a shame.

After Lao Bai and I went out, we stood in the yard, and Lao Bai shouted: Who!Let me out.

But there was no one in the huge yard.

I looked at Lao Bai and said: "That guy is hiding very well. I think it will take a lot of effort to find him. Look at me. After I finished speaking, I called out Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua. After the guy came, I told what happened, and asked Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua to find that guy for me, even if they dug three feet into the ground.

Seeing that I was so angry, Chang Xiaopao didn't say anything anymore, and Huang Xiaohua and Huang Xiaohua found out in the yard.

After about a quarter of an hour, the two came back, only to hear Chang Xiaopao say: "It's really strange, there is always a vague yin energy, but it's not bad, it's really strange."

Seeing this, Laobai and I, now this fairy family can't do anything about it, what a mess.

When the few of us were in a hurry, we only heard someone laughing on the wall!
As soon as Lao Bai and I turned around, we saw a person hanging on the wall, smiling at me and Lao Bai.

Lao Bai and I were standing in the yard. I am a little confused now whether what happened just now was a dream or real. Now we were standing in the middle of the yard, but there was nothing strange about it. Just when we were helpless, Suddenly there was laughter from the north wall, and Lao Bai and I were taken aback.

I saw a white human skin hanging on the wall to the north.

what!Lao Bai and I screamed and took a step back.

Lao Bai said to me: I wipe it!What is this?

I saw that piece of human skin slowly floating down, as if inflated with air, and instantly became a person!

what!Lao Bai yelled.

Jie Jie gave two weird laughs again, the inflated human skin slowly turned around, looked at me and Lao Bai, and said to me in a scalp-numbing voice: You don’t know me Lah, after I finished speaking, the human skin began to change again, and slowly changed into the appearance of Lao Bai, but this Lao Bai was lifeless, looking at me with a pale face.

Lao Bai was stunned at this moment, he had an extra self out of thin air, and it was difficult for anyone to accept it.

What's wrong, forget me!The fake old man said to me.

What are you trying to do!I don't know what to say now.

What do I want to do!I just want to play with you, what's wrong, I'm scared!Aren't you amazing.

Fuck your uncle, Lao Baizai couldn't help it anymore, and threw a big brick in his turn.

The human skin suddenly floated backward like a deflated ball, and the whole human skin changed again.

Long Xiang!The old white brick didn't hit, and he played the Dragon Transformation Technique again.A golden dragon ran towards the human skin shaking its head and tail.

Boom!The golden dragon was beating on that piece of human skin, smashing a whole piece of human skin into pieces. After the shattered human skin fell on the ground, it changed again, and every piece of human skin turned into a human shape, big and small. There are dozens of them.

Seeing this, Lao Bai and I took another step back, and Lao Bai said to me: What's the matter, why are there more and more beatings.

Those human skins turned into different people, but these people all have one characteristic, that is, they are lifeless, almost like a dead person. I hurriedly chanted the spell to summon the four guardians. I turned my head and looked at Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua. This guy hasn't spoken since just now, I looked at Chang Xiaopao and said: What are you thinking about, think of a way quickly, what should I do.Usually this guy pays the most attention, what's the matter today, he doesn't talk.

When Chang Xiaopao heard my question, he said to me: "Xiaofeng!In my opinion, although these human skins can change, only one of them is the real body, so as long as you find that real body, it will be easy.

nonsense!This is complete nonsense, if I can find it, I still need to ask you!Your uncle, get out of here.

Lao Bai said at this time: I have a way, that is to use fire, but such a big fire.I'm worried about burning to the funeral home.

Yes!What Lao Bai said is not unreasonable, what the hell is going on, these guys are about to surround us, if there is no way, it will be over, if we really go up and fight, then there will be more If the human skin is broken, it will be even more troublesome.

At this time, the four guardians came over and said to me: Sir, we have heard what you discussed just now. Although we have no good solution, we can control the direction of the fire so that the fire will not hurt the funeral parlor at all.

I was overjoyed when I heard the news, and I said to Lao Bai: The rest is up to you.

Laobai nodded, and hastily took out the talisman, while the four guardians stood in the four corners of east, west, north, south, and time was running out, and those human skins had already walked towards us.Seeing this, Lao Bai didn't hesitate any more. After taking out the talisman, he muttered a few words, then threw the talisman in the air, and the talisman instantly turned into a big fireball. Lao Bai directed the fireball to fly towards the human skin. With the wind getting stronger and stronger, it fell on the ground and turned into a sea of ​​flames.

Those human skins rattled from the fire, turned from white to yellow, and finally fell into the fire one after another, and the four guardians stood at the four corners to control the fire, and the human skins were slowly burned. At the same time, a blue light rose into the sky.

Xiaofeng opened and looked, what is that!Lao Bai yelled at me.

Chase!As soon as I gave an order, Chang Xiaopao and Huang Xiaohua chased him out.

Lao Bai put away the fire, and now those human skins are useless. After the fire was extinguished, I asked the four guardians to clean up the human skins on the ground, and went to meet Chang Xiao ran and them.

After all the fairies left, Lao Bai and I sat on the steps, and Lao Bai said to me: Xiao Feng!I feel like all of this is premeditated.

premeditated!Why do you say that, I looked at Lao Bai.

Lao Bai thought for a while and said: Have you noticed that accidents happen almost at the same time in the funeral parlors in this city? Is this normal? And do you remember what that guy said just now? Is it great?" This guy seems to know us well.

Yes!I also feel a little wrong when Lao Bai said this, so what do you mean!Someone deliberately came to find fault?

I think [-]% of them are like this!I think we should wait for Chang Xiaopao and the others to come back.

Nearly an hour passed, a gust of wind blew, and Chang Xiaopao and others came back, followed by four fairy guardians, Chang Xiaopao looked a bit embarrassed, there was another person between him and Huang Xiaohua, that person was tied up with a rope Seeing this, Lao Bai and I hurried over and said, "What's the matter?"

Chang Xiaopao wiped off his sweat and said, "This guy is cunning enough. Fortunately, a few guardians showed up in time, otherwise it would have taken a lot of trouble to catch him."

I looked at that guy, it was a ghost, wearing a blue shroud, looking like a ghost, he didn't look like a good bird.

Hello!Who are you, what are you doing here, and what is your purpose? Tell me quickly.I asked.

The ghost looked up at me, even though it was tied up, it still said arrogantly: "If you have the ability to greet me casually, if you want me to tell the truth, there is no way."

oops!It's still a hob meat, let me tell you, I have encountered too many people who are better than you, so tell me quickly, otherwise you will have to live or die.

Ha ha!Whatever, I've already died once anyway, so I'm not afraid to die again, come on.

I glanced at Lao Bai, and Lao Bai couldn't wait a long time ago. According to Lao Bai's intention, what kind of talk was there with this grandson, Lao Bai stepped forward, and I don't know what method he used. Call desperately.

After working on it for a while, Lao Bai also felt tired, looked at Chang Xiaopao and said: I'll leave it to you.

Chang Xiaopao's old gang is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Hearing what Lao Bai said, he stepped forward and fiddled with something.

(End of this chapter)