Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 40 Bronze Corpse and Iron Corpse ([-])
Lao Bai and I walked over first. These two corpses have been moved by others and painted on. The two corpses are a man and a woman. The man is wearing a black suit, while the woman is wearing a red suit. .The faces of the two can no longer be seen clearly, no!What was said on the phone was one corpse, how could there be two?

I asked Fatty Qian to call Lao Jia to ask what was going on. When Fatty Qian looked at his watch, it was almost two o'clock. How dare he disturb Lao Jia's rest, and said to us: Let's talk about it first.

After loading the corpse into the car, I secretly pasted two talismans on the forehead of the corpse, and then followed Lao Bai into the car. On the way back, we passed by Shiwen County. Fatty Qian stopped the car, and said to us: Xiaofeng, Xiaobai, everyone is very tired this evening, I think we should have something to eat.

Damn!Lao Bai and I just waited for this sentence. Without saying a word, Lao Bai and I jumped out of the car, found a barbecue stall and sat down. After calling the waiter, we said to the waiter: "Mutton skewers, beer is delicious." .

When Fatty Qian saw that Lao Bai and I had ordered so many things, he was also surprised and asked us if we could eat.How could Lao Bai and I have time to talk nonsense with him at this moment? Our mouths were full of mutton skewers. After a few glasses of beer, we chatted with Fatty Qian about those unnutritious issues. It's three o'clock, and it's good to go back and sleep for a while. Because the fat man didn't drink much for the driving fee, Lao Bai and I drank almost all the beer. In the car, I always looked back at the box containing the corpse. These two corpses can cheat corpses, maybe it's a problem of drinking too much.

In a daze, I saw through the rearview mirror of the car that there was always a dark shadow following us, and it was very close to us. I looked outside, and it turned out that the mountain road had arrived, and when this road came, it was also Walking past, there was a black cat following us when we came, and we still followed when we came back. You must know that cats are very evil. There are many legends about fraudulent corpses because of cats. There is such a legend about cats cheating corpses. There was such a family a long time ago. The old man in the family went. At that time, it was not like now that people died and immediately took the corpse to the morgue. Instead, they buried the corpse at home for three days. The person started to watch the spirit. Nothing happened during the day of the wake. The accident occurred in the middle of the next night. Since everyone was so tired after staying up all day and all night, the person who kept the watch fell asleep. He heard a cat meowing in a daze, and then The ever-burning lamp suddenly went out, and the guardian hurriedly got up to light the ever-burning lamp, but when he turned his head and saw that the body was gone, the guardian was frightened, and hurriedly informed the family members, who came out to look for the old man when they heard about it. The dead body was searched all night but could not be found. On the night of the third day, the family gathered together to discuss what to do next. Suddenly the gate was opened and everyone rushed to the yard. The dead old man’s mouth was covered in blood. , holding a cat that had been bitten to death in his hand, and it was easy to guess that almost all the family members were killed by the old man who cheated on the corpse. Finally, the villagers rushed to the old man with a rope, poured lamp oil on his body, and then burnt.You can imagine how terrible such a tragic ending is, because the cat gave an extra breath of Yin Qi and caused the corpse to cheat.

Just when I was thinking wildly, Fatty Qian stopped the car suddenly, and then turned on the ignition again but it couldn't start.What the hell is going on and the fire can't be turned on? Fatty Qian is cursing there.

At this time, I took a look at Lao Bai. At this time, Lao Bai was already asleep. Sometimes I really admire Lao Bai's ability to sleep so gracefully in this environment, and even the saliva dripped down.

I pushed Lao Bai, and Lao Bai opened his eyes as if frightened and shouted, what a scam.

You are the one who cheated, the car won't start, Brother Qian and I went down to see what happened to you in the car.

Lao Bai nodded, and Fatty Qian and I got out of the car.

After getting off the car, Fatty Qian started to check the engine. After checking for a long time, he found nothing wrong. I looked at my watch and had already been in this ghost place for more than an hour. I asked Fatty Qian, Brother Qian!How long before this car can be repaired!

Fatty Qian looked at me and said: I have checked for a long time, and there is nothing wrong with the car, why can't it start.At this time, Laobai stuck out his head and said to us: Hey!It's not fixed yet!Would you like me to help and got out of the car.

After Laobai got out of the car, I said to Laobai: What are you doing when you are not in the car and running out!
Lao Bai told me that there was nothing wrong in the car, why should I just get out of the car and get some air while watching two dead people in the car.I'm really an idiot and I can't help it.

The car finally started under the help of Fatty Qian. I looked at my watch and it was already past four o'clock. After getting in the car, I suddenly felt a little strange, and the weight of the car suddenly became much lighter.

I looked back at the box containing the corpse, and breathed a sigh of relief. It was a long night, but I was back at the funeral parlor. After Fatty Qian parked the car, he said to us: Help unload the corpse.

Lao Bai and I even have the heart to scold our mothers now, isn't this using us men as coolies!But cannibalism is short-sighted, so we had to help. The three of us showed our arms and rolled up our sleeves and just lifted the box, and a strange thing happened. The dead box should be heavy, but it is very light at the moment, and I was in cold sweat at that time. Out.

The few of us felt that something was wrong and hurriedly opened the box containing the dead, but a terrible scene finally appeared, the box was empty, and the corpse was there!Lao Bai shouted loudly.

The three of us were dumbfounded at the time. You must know that the crime of losing a corpse is very serious. Not to mention the family members of the deceased, even Lao Jia can't explain it.

We walked around in a hurry, and finally the body was taken away. At this moment, I suddenly remembered, and shouted to Fatty Qian: Brother Qian, get in the car quickly, and go to the place where the car accident happened just now.

Lao Bai and Fatty Qian don't know what's wrong, but they can tell from my expression that it's not a joke.A few of us got into the car, and then I realized that the car broke down for no reason at all, and the cat I saw in the rearview mirror might be the culprit. I said to Lao Bai in the car, probably There's going to be a tough fight, so be prepared.

Lao Bai asked me what happened, and I told Lao Bai my reasoning.Laobai held the mahogany knife in his hand and said to me: Don’t worry about it, if you really see it later, clean it up first.

The car was flying like flying, and it was almost there. I asked Fatty Qian to stop the car and said to him: Brother Qian!Just stop, you wait for us in the car, we two go down to find it.

Although Fatty Qian was very scared when he stopped the car, he didn't feel at ease. I said to Lao Bai: "Brother, I don't feel at ease when you two go to my brother, or I can go with you too."

Damn!This money fat man is really interesting, but Lao Bai and I can’t take this oil bottle with us. Lao Bai and I politely declined, let him wait here, at least if something happens to us, there will be someone to report it That.

Lao Bai and I got out of the car, Lao Bai took out the mahogany knife, and I walked forward with the talisman in my hand.

After walking for a while, Laobai smelled it and told me that the smell of corpses in front of me was very heavy. I guess those two guys are in front, and my heart is in my throat right now.

Sure enough, I walked a few more steps, and not far ahead, I saw a man and a woman in black and a red dress eating something not far ahead, and there was a car parked beside them.

Something happened to the mother, Lao Bai and I ran over quickly, and sure enough, when Lao Bai and I ran over, those two black winds who cheated the corpse were dismembering a person, holding the intestines in their hands , show me this disgusting.

Lao Bai and I couldn't help but ran forward to stop them, and the two guys seemed to have noticed that we put down the dead man and ran towards me and Lao Bai.

Lao Bai brandished a mahogany knife and ran towards the man in black, and the spell in my hand was also attached to the woman in red, breaking!The girl was blown away by the power of the spell, but the result surprised me. The girl stood up and was fine, and rushed towards me again.And Lao Bai's side is not very optimistic, he always brags to me about how awesome his family's "Tian Huang Dao Dian" is, but now the mahogany knife in his hand looks fine on that man.

Lao Bai and I were back to back, and I said to Lao Bai: What should I do? Lao Bai took a breath and said: What else can I do? Let's fight!The second round of attacks started again, these two corpse-boosters are now invulnerable, no matter how hard they fight, it will be of no avail!At this moment, I feel like the bronze corpse Chen Xuanfeng and the iron corpse Mei Chaofeng in Shooting Condors. My spells are not very useful to them. It seems that I have to invite immortals again, and Lao Bai's attack has finally begun Things are getting better, the mahogany knife is being played up and down by Lao Bai, and the man wailed every time he cut it, it seems that there is really an improvement.

Just when Lao Bai and I were happy, it suddenly rained. This is a tragedy. Lao Bai's mahogany knife cannot be wetted. Now it rains, but the power of the knife disappears.

Lao Bai is really about to cry now, so he put away the broken knife, screamed shirtless, and rushed up with his fists. I saw that Lao Bai had taken off his clothes, so I took off my shirt too, buddy! The body is really incomparable to that of Lao Bai. After a few rounds, I am no match for that bitch. It seems that I will be vivisectioned, but at this moment, a rooster crows from somewhere, and the two monsters suddenly Let go of Lao Bai and me and run towards the mountain behind us.

Lao Bai and I sat down on the ground and looked at the direction where the two monsters disappeared, with an indescribable feeling in our hearts. It seemed that a big battle had begun again.

(End of this chapter)