Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 41
Lao Bai and I sat down on the ground, damn it, it was still raining just now but now it stopped, motherfucking, this is really against us.At this moment, Fatty Qian also got out of the car, shouting as he walked, Xiaofeng, Xiaobai, where are you.

Lao Bai and I saw Fatty Qian walking towards us.We both waved at Fatty Qian.

Fatty Qian came over and saw that both of us were sitting on the ground shirtless, and there was a half-body body left by those two monsters beside him. Fatty Qian immediately knew what happened and squatted aside I vomited, and Lao Bai and I stood up with difficulty at this time.

How to do!Fatty Qian was sitting in the driving seat smoking a cigarette, he couldn't tell what it was like, why did Fatty Qian catch up with everything, last time Li Shoucai, this time it was a corpse fraud, every time something happened, Fatty Qian would It seems that Fatty Qian is really kind.

Lao Bai, a big-hearted guy, sat in the car wiping his sweat with a towel and said, what else can he do? Go back and tell Lao Jia the truth.

Said that the corpse was fraudulent and then ran away, who would believe that!I looked at them and said: I think we should call the police first!After all, there is still a corpse in front of us. If we don't handle it properly, we will all have to squat.

After hearing what I said, the two first called the police, then called Lao Jia and told the story again.Sure enough, as I expected, Lao Jia exploded on the phone, scolded Fatty Qian, and also criticized and educated me and Lao Bai, what a disaster!What does this matter have anything to do with my buddies? After the police arrived and took care of the body and recorded a statement for us, they let us go back.

After returning to the funeral parlor, a few of us came to Lao Jia's office. After entering, Lao Jia scolded Fatty Qian again, saying that he was a pig-headed man, and accidents could happen if he killed someone. Lao Bai and I were gloating Well, I didn't expect Lao Jia to call me and Lao Bai over without giving us a slap in the face, and the three living people couldn't stand the two dead people.At this time, Lao Bai's stupidity may be due to his indifference and he said: If you don't have it, it's gone!This is not a big deal. When the family members of the deceased come, they will say that the corpse has been disposed of and it will be over!Give him a death sentence.

After Lao Bai finished speaking, I clearly felt that Lao Jia was really angry this time, and shouted at the three of us, get out!Don't come back if you can't find the body!
Lao Jia issued the death order this time. After the three of us were expelled, Fatty Qian was so frightened that he almost cried. I will regret it for the rest of my life.

Fatty Qian asked me and Lao Bai what to do. Lao Bai and I knew where to find them in broad daylight, and they would have to be found at night. Now that these two monsters have hidden, it would be impossible to find them. , unless two monsters come out to move at night, there is a chance to catch them.I said to Fatty Qian, "Brother Qian, you don't have to worry about it. We won't let you take the blame alone. Don't worry, we'll look for it tonight."

Hearing what I said, Fatty Qian felt like seeing God. He was very grateful to Lao Bai and me. After Lao Bai and I came out of the funeral home, we went home first. Finding the dead body is the first important thing now, so Lao Bai and I didn't have to go to work anymore. When we got home, Lao Bai and I fell asleep on the bed because we didn't sleep all night and had a fight with those two copper corpses and iron corpses in the morning.

It was already afternoon when I woke up. I opened my eyes and saw that Lao Bai had already woken up and was sitting on a chair, carving something carefully. I stood up and walked in to see that Lao Bai was holding a The carving knife was carving a wooden seal, and beside it was a newly carved mahogany sword.I patted Lao Bai and said: What are you doing?

Lao Bai turned around and saw that I was awake and said: I am preparing for the night, see how I am doing.

I took the wooden seal that Lao Bai had just engraved, not to mention that the engraving of this thing really looks like that, if Lao Bai stops working in the funeral parlor in the future, he can really make fake ones, make fake diplomas and official seals or something.I asked Lao Bai what is the use of this thing.

Lao Bai smiled and said to me: You don’t understand this, young man, have you watched the Romance of the Gods?Do you know the Fantian seal used by Guang Chengzi inside?

I shook my head. For the list of gods, I know Su Daji, but no one else has any impression!Seeing me shaking my head, Lao Bai began to explain to me. It turned out that his wooden seal was based on the legendary Fantian Seal, which is also recorded in the "Tianhuang Dao Code". This wooden seal is called Miesha Seal.Lao Bai told me that now the dead body has been turned into a corpse, and when the two died, the man wore black, especially the woman, who was dressed in red, and became invulnerable after being lifted up, so the way to pay them is to first use the extermination Shayin removes the evil spirit from the two people, and then uses Mo Jin's nails to drive them into their anuses to release the corpse spirit.

What!Drive a nail into the anus of two monsters, old white!Thanks to you for thinking it out.

Lao Bai saw that I was dissatisfied and said to me deeply, Xiaofeng!You have to know that there is only one way now, if you have a better way, I will listen to you?

Damn!This was clearly taking me into the army. I looked at Lao Bai and stared blankly, speechless.

In the evening, in Fatty Qian’s van, Lao Bai and I were already ready to go. At home, Lao Bai and I had already discussed. I didn’t agree with it at first, and told me that I should pay attention to the implementation of what he came up with. I call him a grandma, and only non-humans like Lao Bai can come up with this kind of perverted idea. In the end, Lao Bai was stubborn but I had no choice but to Compromise, I will be responsible for finding the copper corpse and the iron corpse.

The car drove to the accident site, and after Fatty Qian stopped the car, Laobai and I said to Fatty Qian, Brother Qian, don’t get out of the car, let me and Laobai go find it, so that we can also take care of each other, if I What happened to Lao Bai, you can still go to report, what do you think.

Hearing what I said, Fatty Qian burst into tears of excitement, and said to Lao Bai and me: Two brothers, brother, I will not say anything, brother knows that you two are good to me, who made me naturally courageous? I'm young, my brother will die here waiting for you, if you don't come back, my brother won't leave,

After Lao Bai and I got out of the car, we walked up the mountain. There is no moon tonight, and it has been cloudy since the afternoon. It seems that it will rain tonight. Lao Bai looked at the sky and grinned like a lotus. I said: Xiaofeng!Looks like it's going to rain tonight!Damn, if it rains, it will be difficult. My Taomujian is most afraid of water. We have to solve this matter before it rains.

After the two of us went up the mountain, we turned on the flashlight and started searching. You must know that finding two corpses on this mountain is undoubtedly looking for a needle in a haystack. Breeze, come here. Not long after I chanted the mantra, a whirlwind blew up, which frightened Lao Bai into thinking that it was going to rain.

Lao Bai and I took a closer look, and it was none other than Li Shoucai and that nameless old ghost who came here. Bai then smiled, and said to me: "Sir, what's the matter with asking me to come here?"

This is really admiration for Shibie for three days!I haven't seen you for a few days!This Li Shoucai still speaks in the same way, I smiled and said: Who am I supposed to be?I invite you to come here today because I have something I want to ask for your help. There are two zongzi in this mountain, please take the trouble to help us find them.

After hearing this, Li Shoucai said with a smile, this matter is easy to handle, I have seen it when I came here, the two rice dumplings are in a cave on the mountainside, I will take you there now.

The two old ghosts led the way, and Lao Bai and I followed behind. After walking for nearly half an hour, we came to the middle of the mountain. Sure enough, there was a cave on the mountainside.The two old ghosts took me and Lao Bai to the cave and said to me, sir, do you need us to help lure the two zongzi out.

Aiya, I go!This Li Shoucai's after-sales service is really good, he really wants to do whatever he wants, with these two old ghosts leading out the two supposed zongzi, Lao Bai and I can save a little effort.I nodded hastily.The two old ghosts turned into a whirlwind and entered the cave. It wasn't long before I heard the sound of fighting in the cave. Lao Bai and I were already waiting for the two old ghosts to lure the two damned rice dumplings. Come out, at this moment Li Shoucai's voice came from inside the cave, Mr. pay attention, the two rice dumplings are about to come out.

Sure enough, after a whirlwind blew past, two damned zongzi came out of it. After the two zongzi came out, they sniffed and suddenly locked their targets on me and Lao Bai.

The same is true for me and Lao Bai, staring at those two damned zongzi, this is really jealous when meeting an enemy, Lao Bai and I rushed forward with amulets in our hands.

(End of this chapter)