Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 42
The so-called enemy is extremely jealous when they meet, this is not false at all, the two damn zongzi rushed over after seeing me and Lao Bai, you must know that Lao Bai and I are not good men and women, what happened last time was not raining Lao Bai and I will not be completely defeated, and now we can say that it is a shame.

With a peach-wood sword in his hand, Laobai rushed towards the male zongzi, pointing the sword at the anus of the male zongzi, while the female zongzi rushed towards me. Bai was struggling so he stepped forward to help, Li Shoucai stepped forward to wrap around the female rice dumpling, and I took advantage of this time to recite the mantra: The leader of the golden flower is here, and thousands of evil spirits go to the other side, and from now on we must act righteously , lest my magic soldiers hurt you, I follow the decree of the Jinhua leader as urgently as a law.This incantation is different from the previous ones that invite immortals, but this time the incantation borrows the power of the immortal family. Not long ago, I learned it from my master in the fairy hall. At that time, the master told me that because I invited immortals too frequently And every time it is a battle, the physical strength consumed is too great and it hurts the body, so I passed on this mantra. Since I am transformed from a spiritual root, it is best for me to borrow the power of the fairy.The biggest advantage of this spell is that it can borrow the magic power of the entire northeast fairy family. After I finished chanting the spell, I passed by every minute and a second, and suddenly a force poured into my body. The power of mother is so powerful, I feel like After taking Viagra, I have endless strength like taking a stimulant. Damn, this is too enjoyable. This is the first time I have used Xianli. It is too powerful. I rushed over with a strange scream. The female ghosts fight together.

Bai Chi's side is much more difficult than my side. Lao Bai's basic skills are very solid. Today I know that Lao Bai has a good understanding of Chinese martial arts. A mahogany sword makes it fly up and down. Lao Bai can be said to be like a tiger with wings added, but that's how Lao Bai gesticulated for a long time without piercing the anus of the male rice dumpling, and there were several times when Lao Bai was almost caught by the rice dumpling in order to be handsome, and he even got hurt. The nameless old ghost was caught several times by the male zongzi, but this time the nameless old ghost quit. Although he was angry with Lao Bai, the two zongzi had a big meal yesterday and took another day off. The appearance of being full of wine and food.Damn you, you don't lie down honestly when you die.As a result, both of us were scolded by our boss, and you two were happy in hiding in the mountains.Lao Bai and I were cursing in our hearts while avoiding these two "old and endless" dog diggers.But it's really hard to deal with these two hellish versions of Romeo and Juliet who look like "golden bells and iron shirts".Lao Bai's basic skills have been practiced well since he was a child, but he can cope with it, but on my side, being forced by that girl is miserable.Don't blame men for beating women!I murmured, what kind of girl is she actually, baring two dead teeth that are not white at all, and that dark red and smelly "bloody" blush, mother, I know why God let the dinosaurs become extinct up!
Seeing that the situation is becoming more and more unfavorable for us, the clouds are thick, and the heavy rain is about to pour. The expressions of the two rice dumplings "don't apply powder" seem to be still laughing at Lao Bai's wooden stick and my water gun-like spell.Damn it, next time I will ask Qingfeng to invite the ghost of Emperor Duan to come out and teach me a few tricks, one yang finger, broken iron shirt.

The aunt's eyes can clearly see that she has fallen in love with my delicate skin and tender meat, maybe she is planning to catch me back to the cave with that old gangster, braise it in braised sauce or steam it, that little yellow flower is always trotting He also said that he would give me a chance to practice, I was about to reach the phoenix nirvana, seeing that girl jumped on me and was about to kiss me, Lao Bai desperately sacrificed the evil seal and hit the eldest sister.The elder sister let out a scream, and flew far away, the evil spirit around her body gradually receded, I took out the nails that I could not get into the soil, and stabbed into the end of the five grains of the eldest sister with a move of the thousand-year kill that was absolutely amazing
"Ah!" With an inhuman scream, the black energy from the girl's body faded away, and she fell to the ground, looking at the big meat in front of her unwillingly, which disappeared from her sight and gradually turned into an ordinary dead body.

At this time, the sky of fighting spirit was rushing, and finally he couldn't restrain himself from playing chess, and it was pouring rain.The mahogany sword, which was not particularly effective, was even more helpless with the spell. The male corpse saw his partner die and lost his love, and his resentment increased, and the evil spirit around him suddenly increased.In addition, the gloomy weather fueled his gloominess.Looking at his hideous and distorted face, I secretly felt that something was wrong.However, at this moment, Laobai recited the Five Thunders Curse, and saw that he was about to use the thunder to destroy Ya's zongzi.

Old Bai, stop! "I hurriedly stopped him, but the male corpse was not grateful to me for "saving" him, so he took advantage of the opportunity and rushed towards him crazily again
Pushing me away to avoid the male corpse's attack, Lao Bai looked at me with puzzled and annoyed eyes, and questioned my actions just now: "Damn, you haha, the ghost is still on your body, why are you blocking me?" .”

"It's really worthy of your name. If you don't look at what they are, how can you use the Five Thunder Curse!" I replied out of breath. That world record, and it is guaranteed that no one can break it in the next 1000 years.

"Your dear uncle, they are not rice dumplings."

Lao Bai was also tortured by this zongzi. Just now, in order to save me, he used the magic weapon to kill evil. In addition, the weather that was not according to the weather forecast, the heavy rain, wet his mahogany sword and bag. I really haven't figured out any other way to deal with the male zongzi who is in the runaway state 2.

"Damn it, although his eyebrows look somewhat similar to yours, but I'm killing relatives for the sake of justice. This is our god!"

Lao Bai originally had an angry expression on his face, but he was forced a lot in an instant.Damn you, the Five Thunders Curse is very effective and very enjoyable.But if you fry the zongzi into freshly baked sweet potatoes and go back to the funeral parlor, it would be strange if Lao Jia didn’t fire us. Maybe the Public Security Bureau will start a dead body investigation and get us a small private room. It will be troublesome if you stay for a while.

"Damn, it's really a trick for rats." Seeing that the big zongzi was getting more and more violent, we both lost many magic weapons. At this critical moment, I woke up instead, seeing that the big zongzi's actions were indeed very fast, and the strength was also great. It's big, but it's the sluggish, single-minded zongzi after all.The land next to the cave is empty, our target is too obvious, but retreating into the woods, we attack from left to right, and cooperate with each other, we will definitely be able to contain this old gang.
Thinking of this, I called Lao Bai, gave him a look, and looked towards the woods.It was tacit understanding to each other, we alternately lured that big rice dumpling into the forest, and the big rice dumpling's jealousy arose, and we chased us closely.In the dark sky and the dark woods, the figures of three people flashed into the bushes.Here, it is not as passive as in the wilderness. The thick tree trunks restrict the movement of the big rice dumpling, but the steel-like body of the big rice dumpling really makes the two of us scratch our heads.At this time, I really blame that mouse spirit, you ran to my house to eat dumplings if you had nothing to do, and you were killed if you caught up. Damn it made me join the army and switch to a career like an underground worker.

The zongzi's nails are still about two inches long, like the white bone claws of the Nine Yins in the Nine Yins Scripture, waving like a wind, if you know some moves in Jin Yong's hero novels, I guess my physique can strengthen them Not even enough for him to fight alone.

My head was distracted, and I didn't pay attention to my feet. I slipped and fell on the muddy mountain road. The big rice dumpling swung its claws. Deep paw prints.At this time, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I already had the idea of ​​recruiting this old gang.

Lao Bai, stand up and buy some time to cover me! ' I cried,

What kind of trick did you come up with, old boy, well, hurry up, I will fight for it. "

Seeing that the big rice dumpling was about to run towards me, Laobai swung his wooden sword and stood between me and the big rice dumpling. He held the sword in his right hand, bit the middle finger of his left hand in his mouth, sucked the middle finger, and performed the formula with one hand, silently saying: Tianyuan place , the nine chapters of the law, I am writing now, ten thousand ghosts treasure, as urgent as the law!After finishing speaking, an inspiration flashed on the wooden sword. This is a dense forest, and the heavy rain here is also blocked by thick branches and leaves. The solid basic skills he had practiced since he was a child were no match for that big zongzi.Laobai went from dry to kun, seized the middle position, took the position in the nine palaces, used ingenuity to control the strong, and used softness to defeat the strong. One person and one corpse, there have been more than ten rounds of fighting.However, this PRO is not free. Compared with the unlimited physical strength of the big rice dumpling, Lao Bai's physical strength gradually became weaker, and his steps gradually became chaotic. He almost got caught several times.And I happen to be ready, everything is ready, just waiting for you to enter the urn!

"Old Bai, get behind the biggest tree!" I walked over from behind the tree and walked towards Lao Bai calmly.

Hearing my voice, Laobai made a false move, pretending to stab the big rice dumpling in the eyes with a sword, but actually kicked the big rice dumpling with a flying kick, and then quickly ran under the big tree, ready to see me How to proceed to the next step.

Seeing me standing in front of him, the zongzi was only about ten steps away. With a roar, he flew towards me. Seeing that he caught me immediately, I stepped back, and the big zongzi caught nothing again. I took out the jade unicorn Shaking leisurely between the index finger and middle finger, provoking the old gang.By the way, the two of us have been wrestling with this old gang for several hours. The sky is already very dark, and the heavy rain is gradually pattering. Squat.The big zongzi flew into the air and grabbed a big tree behind me.However, it was no longer the ideal to grab a layer of bark, but the tearing scream of the male corpse.I jumped behind him, squeezed out a few drops of blood with my wet left hand, soaked it on the purple unicorn, turned around and quickly drew the last spell on the back of the big rice dumpling, and then turned around!

"Break!" Accompanied by a blast!The evil spirit around the male corpse was wiped out completely, and he fell to the ground without daring to hold his breath.

It turned out that just now I saw that big zongzi scratching the bark of the tree, and the remaining evil spirit was washed away by the trunk. I remembered that everything has animism.The trees in this forest grow near the funeral home all the year round, bathed in the aura of heaven and earth, blending the yang of heaven and the yin of earth.If you set up a gossip-locking demon formation here, with the spiritual energy of the trees, and the advantage of the purple unicorn omitting pen, paper and ink, you can draw 63 demon-killing talismans on the surrounding trees, and finally you only need to introduce the big zongzi into the formation , using him as the last talisman in the eye of the formation, the sum of eighty-eight-64 broke the copper-skinned iron armor of the male corpse, and vented the evil spirit.

Hey, your kid's head is really not covered! "Old Bai jumped out, vented his dead body energy with a sword, and lost the "life force" that he shouldn't have long ago

Now that the rain had stopped, it was getting late, and Fatty Qian’s adrenal glands had probably reached the limit. He ran to the driver’s seat, and with his trembling hands, he took the car key and inserted it many times but failed to do so. The cold sweat under his eyes also proved that this bear boy is really a rare traitor. When he looked up, he suddenly saw the corpse of a man and a woman standing in front of the car. He was so scared that he threw the car keys and almost hid his head. went in the pants.
"I'm so...hungry,...I'm so cold, I'm so bored, you...you come and drink with me!"

"Oh my god! Please forgive me, the youngest one is an eighty-year-old mother and a newborn child. The whole family depends on me to raise and make peace. Please show mercy. I will definitely burn more foreign buildings and cars for you when I go back. Mountains of gold and silver As much as you want, you, don't let me take it away!"

"Okay, okay. You pay for the meal for a while." Panting, Lao Bai and I threw the two corpses into the car, and a burst of drowsiness hit us, and we both fell asleep.Ignore that fat man's eyes full of question marks, his rented tongue, and his endless questions.I have been thinking in my heart that this world is really a good mentor. If I want to be an excellent leader, the road ahead is really long. I am tired and weak, and I gradually fell asleep. I was still drinking Kong Yao's milk tea at the gate of the university, listening to her parents yelling son-in-law one by one, a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth unconsciously.

When the car was about to arrive at the funeral parlor, a honking of the car horn woke us up.Lao Jia waited for us in front of him with a look of shame. Obviously, Fatty Qian had called in advance to say that the body had been found, so he waited in the guard room for our two "guests" to welcome back.Thinking of this unpaid overtime work, we both looked at each other with a sad face, what a fucking orangutan cherish each other!
(End of this chapter)