dumb

Chapter 328
Yongrong picked up the sugar cake turntable and looked at it. It's unreasonable. Why is there no 36 moves after turning it all over?
He asked Wei Zhizhi angrily, "Are you cheating? Did you rewrite it?"

Wei Zhizhi said, "Hey, don't you know? This is the same as shops selling things on the street. Generally speaking, samples are not sold."

After she finished speaking, Shi Shi ran out.

Ming Cui was walking into Wei Zhizhi's garden that night, and was about to give Wei Zhizhi a cup of rose tea before going to bed, when she just walked down the porch, she heard her uncle roar, "Wei Zhizhi, you liar, today is the time for you!" It must be 36-style at night!"

She froze for a moment, turned around and left.Uncle is really, too boring!

In the dead of night, Wei Zhizhi hummed, "Yongrong."

"Ok?"

"Eternal glory."

"Ok?"

"Yongrong, I want to keep the sugar cake turntable you made for me. If I die in the future, it will have to be buried with me."

"Okay, it's up to you."

When Xiao Putao was six years old, she suddenly started talking outbursts, and asked all kinds of weird questions every day, which made her old mother vomit blood.

One day, Aunt Yanyan, who she had been married for a year, came to visit and brought her a lot of delicious and fun things.She was very happy, and she always liked her Aunt Yanyan very much, so she played with Aunt Yanyan all afternoon.

Aunt Yanyan left at night, and Su Huan went to coax her to sleep.

She asked naively: Mother, how did you and Daddy meet?
Su Huan said: What do children ask these for?
Little Putao said: Aunt Yanyan said, you absolutely dare not say it.

Su Huan said: Mother is so beautiful, your father chased after her all the way.

Little Putao said: Big liar, Dad said you were picked up by him in a shady way.

Su Huan was speechless.

Little Putao said: Aunt Yanyan is right. You will definitely lie about this question. Fortunately, I asked Dad first.

Su Huan gritted his teeth: sleep.I'm going to clean up your dad.

Another day, Little Putao was sitting in the yard, eating cantaloupe, and smilingly watching her younger brother Da Lizi squatting.

Da Lizi was crying, with an apple on his head: Sister, I want to eat cantaloupe.

Little Putao said: "Pear, you insist. Daddy said that you can eat melons if you squat enough for a stick of incense."

Dalizi is crying: But the melon will be eaten up by you.

Little Putao said: You still have an apple on your head.

Dalizi burst into tears.

Huo An heard the sound and came, frowned and said: Putao, don't disturb your brother's practice.

Da Lizi cried: Dad, why do I have to squat while my sister doesn't?

Little Putao smiled: I know this question, because you have it and I don’t.

Huo An gritted his teeth: Who said that?

Little Putao said: Uncle Jingfeng.

Da Lizi cried: Dad, I don't want it either.

Huo An was speechless.

During the meal that day, Little Putao was picking up the rice, and suddenly raised her head and asked: Mother, why do you want to have a baby?
Su Huan choked, and exchanged a look with Huo An, ready to follow the lead: After two people who like each other get married, they will naturally have...

Little Putao despises: Liar, brother Hu said, a child is a little goblin who was fought by goblins.So my name is Putao, and my younger brother is Lizi, because my original body is Putao, and my younger brother is Lizi. Brother Hu said he is a little tiger.

Huo Ansu was speechless.

Little Putao turned her head and said to her younger brother, "little pear, show your body to your sister."

Su Huan vomited blood.

Little Putao began to learn how to draw from her master. She liked drawing very much and often compared with her younger brother who was better at drawing, which made Su Huan feel very relieved.

On this day, the siblings brought the paintings with great interest and competed to exchange them for Su.

Da Lizi said: Mother, I drew little flowers and fish.

Su Chang took a look, and it really was an ugly kitten catching fish bones and eating them, with the inscription: Little Flower and Fish.

The master commented on the side: Childish and interesting.

So she smiled and praised: Pears are really well drawn.

Little Putao snorted: That's what I call good.

Su Huan took a look and saw that there was only one window on the drawing paper, and there was a round moon in the sky.

Su Huan looked puzzled: What are you painting?
Little Putao said: I painted the windows of your and Daddy's room.

Su Huan was even more puzzled: What's so good about the windows?

Little Putao said: There was a crackling sound from the window.

Su Huan was taken aback for a moment, and looked down, only to see the teacher's comment: The meaning is profound.

She spat out a mouthful of old blood.

That night, Su Huan said sadly to her husband: Huo An, I think there is something wrong with our children's education.

When he was sad, young master Su suddenly came over and brought many good things to Little PutaoDaLiZi.

Little Putao rushed over and asked: Uncle, did you bring us my aunt?

Su Jue said: Hey Putao, why do you ask this question every time?

Little Putao put her hands behind her back and said: Uncle, are you hurt?
Su Jue was confused: what hurt?
Little Putao said: Back then, you and your second uncle fell in love at first sight, but he moved on and remarried with your second aunt, so you were deeply hurt and decided not to marry for life.

Su Huan's face darkened: You are not allowed to visit Aunt Yanyan from now on.

Su Jue was stunned for a while, then turned to Su Huan and said: "The grape idiom is well used."

So Su Huan talked sadly with her eldest brother about the child's education: Brother, I find it very strange that Lizi is his sister's follower all day long, but it doesn't make people collapse like grapes.

Su Jue pondered for a moment: Why don't you take them back to Jinzhou to have fun?Father also misses his grandson a little bit, but he is too embarrassed to say so.

After Su Huan discussed this matter with Huo An, Huo An happened to be busy in the army, so he was ready to play, so Su Huan took the two siblings, happily followed her elder brother, and went back to Jinzhou to visit relatives.

While in the carriage, Su Jue suddenly remembered something, and said to Su Huan: "Little sister, this spring, when I went to sell tea in the north, I went to find my third sister."

Su Huan hurriedly said: Did you find it?

Su Jue said: The refugees who have lost their registration cannot leave the land under their jurisdiction, and they have toiled all year round.I originally thought about giving some gold and silver to the guards so that they could do less work.It can be heard that a year ago, there was a riot there, causing countless casualties, and some people ran into the prairie, the territory of the barbarians.

Su Chang said: What do you mean?
Su Jue pondered for a while and said: The names of Xu Chengyu and Sanmei have been cancelled.According to official books, they are dead.But I always feel...

Su Huan said: You mean, they went to the territory of the barbarians?
Su Jue nodded: Xu Chengyu is a monster, or a capable one.Thinking about it is better than being a refugee.

Su Huan was silent for a moment, and was about to speak, but Xiao Putao, who was sleeping in her arms, woke up at some point, rubbed his eyes and said: Monsters have nine lives.

(End of this chapter)