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Chapter 329
Chapter 329
Su Huan looked down at her: Who said this time again?
Little Putao said crisply: It's the master.The master told us ghost stories, saying that ghosts are afraid of dogs and blood demons and peach trees.
She took out a comb from her bosom: Mother, here it is, this is the mahogany comb that Aunt Yan Yan gave me, for you to fight monsters.
Su Huan was stunned for a while, then smiled: Putao is so good.However, monsters also have a life of monsters. As long as monsters don't harm people and people shouldn't harm monsters, then they should live their own lives and be obedient.
Little Putao frowned and thought for a while: But Uncle Cricket said that there are some wicked ghosts who specialize in seducing scholars and eating their blood.
Su Jue asked curiously: Putao, do you know what seduction is?
Little Putao nodded: I know.Just bang bang bang.
Su Jue froze: Papa... Papa?
Little Putao said: Uncle Jingfeng said it.
Su Huan covered his face with his hands: I'm going to kill them!
When they arrived in Fengshui City, Jinzhou, it happened that the young master Bai Qingxun had a son, Su Huan went to congratulate him, and Xiao Putao took his younger brother Da Lizi, lying on the side of the small cradle, looking at the little brother who had just turned two months old.
After Su Mei married Bai Qingxun, she let go of her noble and glamorous temper a lot. Although she and Su Huan had no relationship, they were sisters after all. It was okay to sit and do needlework together and chat about children's furry things. .
Seeing her mother talking to her second aunt, Little Putao boldly stretched out her hand to poke her sleeping little brother, but she poked hard, and the little brother whined twice, scaring both her and Da Lizi from making a sound.
But the little brother turned over and continued to sleep soundly, his limbs spread out.
Little Putao stared at it for a while, then suddenly said: Lizi, little brother is just like you, and will be very miserable in the future, being forced to squat by his father.
Dalizi is confused: why?
Little Putao pointed out: Look, he has.
Da Lizi thought for a while, and said unconvinced: Uncle Jingfeng said, if you can pee standing up, if you don't, you can only squat, that would be miserable.
Little Putao was extremely contemptuous: Brother, you have been deceived by adults again.Can you poop while standing?
Dalizi thought for a while, and thought it was impossible, so she wobbled to find his mother: Mom, I will squat down to pee from now on.
Su Huan's forehead darkened: What did your sister say again?
Da Lizi said: She said it was convenient to poop.
Su Huan was speechless.
So on this day, Little Putao was tragically spanked by her mother.
She ran out crying: I want to go home, I want to find Daddy, I want to find Daddy!
Just bumped into Bai Qingxun who was coming home, and went to pounce on Bai Qingxun with a whoosh: Second uncle, my mother spanked my ass.
Bai Qingxun said: Why did your mother beat you?
Little Putao cried: I just told my brother the truth.
Bai Qingxun said: What is the truth?
Little Putao cried: My younger brother said he could pee standing up, but I said he couldn’t do it standing up, so mother beat me.
Bai Qingxun held back her laughter and trembled: Your mother is really arrogant.
During dinner, Bai Qingxun asked Su Huan earnestly: "Little Four, you are in Boryeong, who does Little Putao like to play with?"
Su Huan was weak: Feiyan and Cricket, Gu Jingfeng and his wife Mushroom, and Brother Hu.
Bai Qingxun said: "Then you want to open it up."
Su Huan was angry: I can't think about it!Grape is a girl!
Su Jue said: These are hereditary.
Su Huan was angry: Brother, what do you mean?
Su Jue said slowly: When you were six years old, you accidentally saw your father and my mother there, and hurried to tell me, brother, your father beat your mother to cry, so I hurried to persuade the fight, but the result Sure enough, I was beaten to tears by my own father.
Su changed his face and became hot: Brother, don't talk nonsense.
Su Jue snorted: Am I talking nonsense?
Su Huan hurriedly lowered his head to pick up some vegetables: eat vegetables, eat vegetables.
Little Putao was driven by Su Huan to reflect on the small table next to her. She was wiping her tears and couldn't help but ask a hundred thousand reasons: Uncle, why did your own father beat your own mother?
Su Huan said sharply, "Eat!"
Little Putao was frightened, stunned, and cried again: Mother, you are attacking me again, I will go home and let my father beat you!Make you cry!
Bai Qingxun spat out the soup.
Su Huan bumped his head against the table.
After playing in Jinzhou for half a month, Su Huan was going to take the child back to Boryeong.Before leaving, it was rare for her to say a few thoughtful words to her own father.
Su Boshan said: Ah Chang, is there a girls' school in Boryeong?There is a family in Fengshui City, which specializes in teaching girls etiquette, embroidery and painting.
Su Huan thought for a while and said: It seems there is.
Su Boshan said: Yi'er is almost seven years old, why don't you send her to have a try?It is always better for the master to teach students.
Su Huan said: Good.
After returning to Baoning, Su Huan told Huo An about her father's suggestion.Huo An said: You are too nervous. I think you are just talking nonsense. Besides, Putao is much better than you. At least you can read and read very quickly. The master said that she and Lizi are very smart.
He smiled and said: This must be like me.
Su Huan despised it.
In the end, Little Putao was sadly sent to the girls' school.
Naturally, the women's academy is all girls, and only accepts girls aged six to 12, girls who are too young or too old are not accepted.
Little Putao went to school on the first day, and she was so generous and unafraid that she waved to her mother and said with a smile: "Mother, don't come to pick me up after school, call Zhongyu, I can blackmail him for a chicken leg, give me a chicken leg." You save money.
After finishing speaking, Bounce carried her small cloth schoolbag on her back, and followed the female teacher into the room.
Su Huan stroked his forehead, turned around and asked Aunt Tan: Who does she look like?
Aunt Qin smiled: Like you, Miss Si.
Su Huan was speechless.
On the first day, Su Huan was worried, so he went to pick up the little grapes himself after school, and brought the big pears with him.
After finishing school in the academy, a group of little girls rushed out.
Da Lizi lay on the carriage window and watched for a while, then suddenly said with a smile: Mother, I saw my sister.
Su Huan hurriedly stretched out his head: Where is it?
Da Lizi said: I am fighting that one.
Surprised, Su Huan got out of the carriage and hurried to the gate of the academy.
Sure enough, walking into the gate of the academy, the gate was in a mess.
Little Putao was hugging two girls of about the same age, writhing on the ground, rolling and rolling.The little girls around looked around, each happier than the other.
Su Huan collapsed, and the female wife didn't care?
She hurriedly pulled away the little girl who was watching, and shouted: "Huo Yi!
Suddenly a little girl was crying, she rushed to pull the three little girls away, and the women and servants who were picking up the little girls outside also heard the sound.
It really wasn't Little Putao who was crying.
Little Putao's face was covered with ashes, and her hair was like a chicken coop. She got up from the ground neatly, with a bloodstain on her forehead from being scratched. She shook her little fist proudly: "Fight again tomorrow!"This lady doesn't change her name when she sits and does not change her surname when she does business, people in the world call her Grape Woman!
The two little girls looked at her, both crying, and when they saw their family members coming again, they turned around and threw themselves into their arms, crying loudly: I won't be going to the academy anymore!I'm not going to school anymore!
Su Huan was so anxious that he hurriedly made amends to others, and dragged Grape Girl back to the carriage.
As soon as he got into the carriage, Da Lizi said excitedly: "Sister, you hit two with one?"
Little Putao snorted: They can't.
Dalizi said again: Sister, you scratched your face!
Little Putao snorted: They each have two faces.I made a lot of money.
Su Huan gritted his teeth: You two shut up.
Grapes and pears are silent.
When he got home, Huo An spent all his time boxing in the yard. Seeing Su Huan, he smiled and said, "Little Putao went to the academy on the first day, did you cry?"
Su Huan gritted his teeth and said: Captain Huo, your daughter made him cry.
Huo An was startled: Ah, she still has this ability?
So the couple decided to try the grapes.
Aunt Qin took Little Putao to wash and change her clothes. When Huo An saw her daughter's forehead was painted, her heart ached: Putao, what's wrong with her forehead?
Little Putao Jiao Didi is about to rush to act like a baby.
Su Chang patted the table: Huo Yi, tell me the truth.
Well, once her mother called her Huo Yi, it meant that she was going to be in trouble.
Little Putao quickly stopped, put her little hands behind her back, and said plausibly: Master said, line up after school and wait for family members to pick them up.The two of them were disobedient, took Xiao Qiaoqiao's place, and even pushed her.I told them not to push, and if they continued to push, I beat them.Aunt Yanyan said that when the road is rough, she draws her sword to help, which is the true nature of a heroine.
As soon as she finished her sonorous words, there was applause at the door: Putao is well said, she has the character of a heroine!
Little Putao turned around to look, and flew over: Aunt Yanyan.
Feiyan and Cricket walked in with smiles, Da Lizi went to jump on Cricket, Cricket laughed and hugged him.
Su Huan stroked his forehead: Here we go again.
Feiyan walked in leading Xiao Putao, and said with a smile, "Fourth Sister, don't struggle. You should be relieved that Xiao Putao looks so much like you."
Huo An thought for a while, but smiled, and beckoned to Little Putao: Come here.
Little Putao rushed over: Daddy, I want to learn Kung Fu with my younger brother.Playing two today is a bit difficult.
Su Huan was speechless.
Huo An smiled, picked her up and sat on his knees: You did nothing wrong today, because they pushed people while fighting for the position, which is wrong.But you can't fight casually.
Little Putao asked: Why?
Huo An laughed: "Let's reason first, and then fight if you can't make sense."Also, if you want to hit others, you have to practice your skills first.
Little Putao thought for a while, then nodded: Daddy, I understand.By the way, little Qiaoqiao is sitting next to me. We played together. I want to invite her to play at home.
Huo An smiled: Good.
Little Putao turned to look at Dalizi: Brother, little Qiaoqiao looks good, with dimples. Do you like it or not? If you like it, you can be a daughter-in-law.
Huo Ansu was speechless.
Feiyan Cricket laughed.
Dalizi wondered: What is a daughter-in-law?
Little Putao said: People who can give birth to little fairies together.
Before going to bed at night, Su Huan said to Huo An depressedly: Fortunately, we only had one little goblin.
Huo An smiled: Su Huan, you are also one of them, big goblin.
He paused: But I like it.
(End of this chapter)
Su Huan looked down at her: Who said this time again?
Little Putao said crisply: It's the master.The master told us ghost stories, saying that ghosts are afraid of dogs and blood demons and peach trees.
She took out a comb from her bosom: Mother, here it is, this is the mahogany comb that Aunt Yan Yan gave me, for you to fight monsters.
Su Huan was stunned for a while, then smiled: Putao is so good.However, monsters also have a life of monsters. As long as monsters don't harm people and people shouldn't harm monsters, then they should live their own lives and be obedient.
Little Putao frowned and thought for a while: But Uncle Cricket said that there are some wicked ghosts who specialize in seducing scholars and eating their blood.
Su Jue asked curiously: Putao, do you know what seduction is?
Little Putao nodded: I know.Just bang bang bang.
Su Jue froze: Papa... Papa?
Little Putao said: Uncle Jingfeng said it.
Su Huan covered his face with his hands: I'm going to kill them!
When they arrived in Fengshui City, Jinzhou, it happened that the young master Bai Qingxun had a son, Su Huan went to congratulate him, and Xiao Putao took his younger brother Da Lizi, lying on the side of the small cradle, looking at the little brother who had just turned two months old.
After Su Mei married Bai Qingxun, she let go of her noble and glamorous temper a lot. Although she and Su Huan had no relationship, they were sisters after all. It was okay to sit and do needlework together and chat about children's furry things. .
Seeing her mother talking to her second aunt, Little Putao boldly stretched out her hand to poke her sleeping little brother, but she poked hard, and the little brother whined twice, scaring both her and Da Lizi from making a sound.
But the little brother turned over and continued to sleep soundly, his limbs spread out.
Little Putao stared at it for a while, then suddenly said: Lizi, little brother is just like you, and will be very miserable in the future, being forced to squat by his father.
Dalizi is confused: why?
Little Putao pointed out: Look, he has.
Da Lizi thought for a while, and said unconvinced: Uncle Jingfeng said, if you can pee standing up, if you don't, you can only squat, that would be miserable.
Little Putao was extremely contemptuous: Brother, you have been deceived by adults again.Can you poop while standing?
Dalizi thought for a while, and thought it was impossible, so she wobbled to find his mother: Mom, I will squat down to pee from now on.
Su Huan's forehead darkened: What did your sister say again?
Da Lizi said: She said it was convenient to poop.
Su Huan was speechless.
So on this day, Little Putao was tragically spanked by her mother.
She ran out crying: I want to go home, I want to find Daddy, I want to find Daddy!
Just bumped into Bai Qingxun who was coming home, and went to pounce on Bai Qingxun with a whoosh: Second uncle, my mother spanked my ass.
Bai Qingxun said: Why did your mother beat you?
Little Putao cried: I just told my brother the truth.
Bai Qingxun said: What is the truth?
Little Putao cried: My younger brother said he could pee standing up, but I said he couldn’t do it standing up, so mother beat me.
Bai Qingxun held back her laughter and trembled: Your mother is really arrogant.
During dinner, Bai Qingxun asked Su Huan earnestly: "Little Four, you are in Boryeong, who does Little Putao like to play with?"
Su Huan was weak: Feiyan and Cricket, Gu Jingfeng and his wife Mushroom, and Brother Hu.
Bai Qingxun said: "Then you want to open it up."
Su Huan was angry: I can't think about it!Grape is a girl!
Su Jue said: These are hereditary.
Su Huan was angry: Brother, what do you mean?
Su Jue said slowly: When you were six years old, you accidentally saw your father and my mother there, and hurried to tell me, brother, your father beat your mother to cry, so I hurried to persuade the fight, but the result Sure enough, I was beaten to tears by my own father.
Su changed his face and became hot: Brother, don't talk nonsense.
Su Jue snorted: Am I talking nonsense?
Su Huan hurriedly lowered his head to pick up some vegetables: eat vegetables, eat vegetables.
Little Putao was driven by Su Huan to reflect on the small table next to her. She was wiping her tears and couldn't help but ask a hundred thousand reasons: Uncle, why did your own father beat your own mother?
Su Huan said sharply, "Eat!"
Little Putao was frightened, stunned, and cried again: Mother, you are attacking me again, I will go home and let my father beat you!Make you cry!
Bai Qingxun spat out the soup.
Su Huan bumped his head against the table.
After playing in Jinzhou for half a month, Su Huan was going to take the child back to Boryeong.Before leaving, it was rare for her to say a few thoughtful words to her own father.
Su Boshan said: Ah Chang, is there a girls' school in Boryeong?There is a family in Fengshui City, which specializes in teaching girls etiquette, embroidery and painting.
Su Huan thought for a while and said: It seems there is.
Su Boshan said: Yi'er is almost seven years old, why don't you send her to have a try?It is always better for the master to teach students.
Su Huan said: Good.
After returning to Baoning, Su Huan told Huo An about her father's suggestion.Huo An said: You are too nervous. I think you are just talking nonsense. Besides, Putao is much better than you. At least you can read and read very quickly. The master said that she and Lizi are very smart.
He smiled and said: This must be like me.
Su Huan despised it.
In the end, Little Putao was sadly sent to the girls' school.
Naturally, the women's academy is all girls, and only accepts girls aged six to 12, girls who are too young or too old are not accepted.
Little Putao went to school on the first day, and she was so generous and unafraid that she waved to her mother and said with a smile: "Mother, don't come to pick me up after school, call Zhongyu, I can blackmail him for a chicken leg, give me a chicken leg." You save money.
After finishing speaking, Bounce carried her small cloth schoolbag on her back, and followed the female teacher into the room.
Su Huan stroked his forehead, turned around and asked Aunt Tan: Who does she look like?
Aunt Qin smiled: Like you, Miss Si.
Su Huan was speechless.
On the first day, Su Huan was worried, so he went to pick up the little grapes himself after school, and brought the big pears with him.
After finishing school in the academy, a group of little girls rushed out.
Da Lizi lay on the carriage window and watched for a while, then suddenly said with a smile: Mother, I saw my sister.
Su Huan hurriedly stretched out his head: Where is it?
Da Lizi said: I am fighting that one.
Surprised, Su Huan got out of the carriage and hurried to the gate of the academy.
Sure enough, walking into the gate of the academy, the gate was in a mess.
Little Putao was hugging two girls of about the same age, writhing on the ground, rolling and rolling.The little girls around looked around, each happier than the other.
Su Huan collapsed, and the female wife didn't care?
She hurriedly pulled away the little girl who was watching, and shouted: "Huo Yi!
Suddenly a little girl was crying, she rushed to pull the three little girls away, and the women and servants who were picking up the little girls outside also heard the sound.
It really wasn't Little Putao who was crying.
Little Putao's face was covered with ashes, and her hair was like a chicken coop. She got up from the ground neatly, with a bloodstain on her forehead from being scratched. She shook her little fist proudly: "Fight again tomorrow!"This lady doesn't change her name when she sits and does not change her surname when she does business, people in the world call her Grape Woman!
The two little girls looked at her, both crying, and when they saw their family members coming again, they turned around and threw themselves into their arms, crying loudly: I won't be going to the academy anymore!I'm not going to school anymore!
Su Huan was so anxious that he hurriedly made amends to others, and dragged Grape Girl back to the carriage.
As soon as he got into the carriage, Da Lizi said excitedly: "Sister, you hit two with one?"
Little Putao snorted: They can't.
Dalizi said again: Sister, you scratched your face!
Little Putao snorted: They each have two faces.I made a lot of money.
Su Huan gritted his teeth: You two shut up.
Grapes and pears are silent.
When he got home, Huo An spent all his time boxing in the yard. Seeing Su Huan, he smiled and said, "Little Putao went to the academy on the first day, did you cry?"
Su Huan gritted his teeth and said: Captain Huo, your daughter made him cry.
Huo An was startled: Ah, she still has this ability?
So the couple decided to try the grapes.
Aunt Qin took Little Putao to wash and change her clothes. When Huo An saw her daughter's forehead was painted, her heart ached: Putao, what's wrong with her forehead?
Little Putao Jiao Didi is about to rush to act like a baby.
Su Chang patted the table: Huo Yi, tell me the truth.
Well, once her mother called her Huo Yi, it meant that she was going to be in trouble.
Little Putao quickly stopped, put her little hands behind her back, and said plausibly: Master said, line up after school and wait for family members to pick them up.The two of them were disobedient, took Xiao Qiaoqiao's place, and even pushed her.I told them not to push, and if they continued to push, I beat them.Aunt Yanyan said that when the road is rough, she draws her sword to help, which is the true nature of a heroine.
As soon as she finished her sonorous words, there was applause at the door: Putao is well said, she has the character of a heroine!
Little Putao turned around to look, and flew over: Aunt Yanyan.
Feiyan and Cricket walked in with smiles, Da Lizi went to jump on Cricket, Cricket laughed and hugged him.
Su Huan stroked his forehead: Here we go again.
Feiyan walked in leading Xiao Putao, and said with a smile, "Fourth Sister, don't struggle. You should be relieved that Xiao Putao looks so much like you."
Huo An thought for a while, but smiled, and beckoned to Little Putao: Come here.
Little Putao rushed over: Daddy, I want to learn Kung Fu with my younger brother.Playing two today is a bit difficult.
Su Huan was speechless.
Huo An smiled, picked her up and sat on his knees: You did nothing wrong today, because they pushed people while fighting for the position, which is wrong.But you can't fight casually.
Little Putao asked: Why?
Huo An laughed: "Let's reason first, and then fight if you can't make sense."Also, if you want to hit others, you have to practice your skills first.
Little Putao thought for a while, then nodded: Daddy, I understand.By the way, little Qiaoqiao is sitting next to me. We played together. I want to invite her to play at home.
Huo An smiled: Good.
Little Putao turned to look at Dalizi: Brother, little Qiaoqiao looks good, with dimples. Do you like it or not? If you like it, you can be a daughter-in-law.
Huo Ansu was speechless.
Feiyan Cricket laughed.
Dalizi wondered: What is a daughter-in-law?
Little Putao said: People who can give birth to little fairies together.
Before going to bed at night, Su Huan said to Huo An depressedly: Fortunately, we only had one little goblin.
Huo An smiled: Su Huan, you are also one of them, big goblin.
He paused: But I like it.
(End of this chapter)
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