foster husband

Chapter 187
Questioner: Lin Ruxue.Question: How did I get here?

The person who was asked was the king.The answer is that there is no answer, and the pain of being hit once is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

When Lin Ruxue was five years old, she successfully transformed into a curious baby. She liked to ask how Xue came from, why the sun was red, etc., and how to explain it to him was difficult for him to understand.

At first, everyone liked him very much. After all, the little buns are round, soft and waxy.But since he transformed, everyone has changed too, and when they see him, they can't help but have headaches.

This is all caused by too many problems.

Others can hide, but my own father cannot hide.

During the day, Lin Ruxue accidentally witnessed an old hen laying eggs, and at night, she pestered his father and asked, "Dad, dad, chickens come out of eggshells, so how did I get here?"

Dai Wang's face was covered with black lines, and he couldn't be said to have done it, not only because he was too young, but also because he was too embarrassed to say the word "do".

Really, the pain of being hit once is beyond comprehension for ordinary people.

I think back then, on the first day when he and Pei Jinyu got married, they slept well on the same bed, but at that time they didn't dare to move rashly, and lay upright all night, smelling the scent of the person next to the pillow, enjoying round after round of love. inner battle.

Up-press; Restart-press again; Restart-press again.

How he survived until dawn is definitely the most unbearable thing in his life to look back on, not one of them.

He finally made up his mind that he must do what the bridal chamber should do on the second night.

Then, something even more unfortunate happened, Pei Jinyu sent a monthly letter.

Dai Wang thought angrily, um... isn't it just five or six days, I've been through half my life, five or six days is nothing.

But on the fifth day, his father-in-law sent him to Wucheng on business, saying that Pei Bao had discovered a big case of privacy fraud and sent him to sit in charge of Pei Bao.

His mood at that time, he would never want to recall in his life.It was a painful feeling of falling into hell after seeing the dawn.

A month later, he returned from Wucheng, well, unfortunately, he caught up with Pei Jinyu's monthly letter again.

Really, a woman's monthly letter is definitely a man's most hated rival in love.

After another few days, he and Pei Jinyu finally completed what was supposed to happen in the bridal chamber.

After so long a drought, how can one time be enough?He really wanted to be extravagant, but the timing was wrong. Pei Jinyu just fell asleep, and he became interested again. When she got angry, she kicked him off and was punished to sleep in the study.

The road to coaxing a daughter-in-law is a long way to go. Before he had time to enter the house, his father-in-law sent him to work again, this time to meet Lin Cong.

Another month later, Dai Wang hurried back to the mansion, and all the people in the mansion congratulated him. When he was asked, the reason was because the eldest princess was happy. It was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

After suffering for a year, Dai Wang finally tasted the nectar, and Lin Ruyu was there before he tasted it.

This time, it was also a hit.

Really, ordinary people don't understand this kind of pain.

Questioner: Lin Ruxue.Question: How did I get here?

Questioned: Pei Jinyu.The answer is... reprimanded Dai Wang.

Don't ask the causal relationship between this question and the answer, who told the Dai Wang to be at the bottom of the food chain in this marriage.

Lin Ruxue was seriously asking his father questions, but his father had wandered thousands of miles away. When he got anxious, he left his father and went to ask his mother.

"Mother, mother, chickens come out of eggshells, so how did I get here?"

Pei Jinyu, who treats others coldly, is very patient with children.

But this question is one of the five major questions that children find difficult for their parents, and it is really difficult to answer.

If she said "You crawled out of my belly", his son would definitely ask "Then how did I get in".

She couldn't say "it was your father who put him in", then his son might have to find out how his father put him into his mother's belly.

The more I talked about this topic, the more shy I became, but I couldn't do without answering.

Pei Jinyu had no choice but to say: "You can ask your father this question."

Lin Ruxue said: "I asked, but my father doesn't seem to want to explain it to me."

true or false?There is no such thing as a father.Without further ado, Pei Jinyu took Lin Ruxue by the hand and angrily went to look for Dai Wang.

Don't think that there will be any spectacular scenes such as a couple fighting.

When Pei Jinyu trained the acting king, the acting king behaved just like Lin Ruxue, usually with his head drooping, not daring to say a word of excuse, he was too cowardly.

Pei Jinyu said to him, how can you not answer the child's question directly.This is forgetting that she herself did not answer directly.

Dai Wang said: "Yes, yes, I was wrong, I will definitely not be like this next time, don't be angry..." Don't be angry, the main thing is don't let me sleep in the study again.The bed in the study room is hard, and no one has trained me, so I can't get used to it.

Maybe it was stimulated by Dai Wang's naked "I want to sleep with you" eyes, Pei Jinyu still angrily drove Dai Wang to the study.

Dai Wang, who went to the study with the quilt in his arms, thought, this is the "miserable" end of a man who made a mistake.Once oppressed, oppressed all his life, and enslaved willingly.

Questioner: Lin Ruxue.Question: How did I get here?

Questioned: Pei Tianshu.The answer is... When will my political reform reach the point of disseminating gender knowledge to children?

Don't ask the causal relationship between this question and the answer. The emperor's concern has always been as wide as the sea and as high as Mount Tai.

Lin Ruxue didn't expect that a small question of her own would cause his father to sleep in his study for several days. Although his mother asked his father to give him a clear answer, he was embarrassed to ask, and always felt a little sorry for him. Daddy.

This can only ask the grandfather who has a wide range of knowledge, complex and powerful.

When Lin Ruxue entered the palace, his grandfather was still working and had nothing to do, so he chatted with his grandmother for a while.

Somehow, the question of how he got here came up.

His grandmother covered her face with a smile, and said: "You, your mother picked it up in the snow. It was the first snow day of that year. Your mother was drinking tea in the house when she heard the sound of 'woo, woo' The sound of a child crying, your mother went out and saw a naked fat baby in the snow, that's why you are called Ruxue."

What Chu said was that she has nose and eyes, Lin Ruxue didn't want to believe it.

Lin Ruxue was deep, and when she went to see Pei Tianshu, she kept crying, and refused to smile no matter how teased she was.

Pei Tianshu asked him: "Ruxue, why are you unhappy?"

Lin Ruxue groaned and said: "Grandfather, so I picked it up from the snow, so my mother is not my mother. Are you still my grandfather?"

Pei Tianshu was dumbfounded, what a mess.

Asking again, it turned out that Xiao Baozi had grown up, and when he was curious about the sexes, he was misled by his stupid grandmother.

For Pei Tianshu, this question is really not a problem.

He said: "That year your father borrowed a seed from Songzi Guanyin, planted it in your mother's stomach, and then you were born. When you were conceived in October, the melon ripened, and we saw you.

You were born on the winter solstice, which is also a snowy day. In order to meet the occasion, your grandfather named you Ruxue.You are your mother's own son, your mother is my own daughter, and I am naturally your maternal grandfather.

If you have any questions in the future, just ask your grandfather, don't ask your father, that idiot, and don't ask your mother about the firecrackers, and don't ask your grandmother who knows how to read and make up stories. "

Let's not talk about how glorious and tall Pei Tianshu's image is in Lin Ruxue's heart so far.Just to say, Pei Tianshu's deep thinking caused by this.

Since he became emperor, he changed the law and added the imperial examination system.Some fields were also concentrated and the field tax was reduced.While encouraging merchants, business management policies were reformed.

It seems that there are a lot of things to do, but when will we reach the point of popularizing gender knowledge for children?
Alas, this is because the reform has not yet been completed, and the emperor has a long way to go!

In other words, the tired days are ahead.

It is also time to train the next successor.

Pei Baiwei is one who wants to lead troops to fight with all his heart, but to be an emperor not only must be good at using troops, but also be good at balancing courtiers and governing the country.Therefore, Pei Baiwei passed.

Pei Xuejin is dedicated to "scientific research". He can become a skilled Lu Ban, but he must not be a carpenter emperor who does not do his job properly.Therefore, Pei Xuejin also passed.

Seeing that the son is dying, the grandson has no shadow yet.How about... grandson?
Pei Tianshu looked at Lin Ruxue again with an indescribable smile. In his daughter's words, "like an old fox with malicious intentions".

After growing up, Lin Ruxue asked his grandfather, "When did you miss me?"

The old Pei Tianshu, who had lost his teeth, still smiled like a fox: "A long time, a long time ago."

(End of this chapter)