Rebirth of the pastoral hot wife

Chapter 379 Chapter 387

After setting off again, Dongfang Yi called Da Huang to him, and said in a low voice: "Da Huang, go and investigate this matter yourself, I'm worried that Ming Haiqing has recovered his memory, and Beiyou is here to make trouble again, contact our people from all sides , we must know the whereabouts of Ming Haiqing and whether these assassins were sent by him."

"Yes, master!" Rhubarb answered, and when they passed a small forest, they left in secret.

Nothing happened along the way, but Cheng'er and Gua'er lost their energy. Even after taking the pill, they were still pale and listless.

Jiang Luo's mental quality was better. After taking the pill, he slowly calmed down, leaning against the wall of the car, his eyes downcast in thought.

She forced herself to think about some business matters instead of thinking about that scene, and gradually the discomfort in her stomach passed.

Looking up again, seeing Cheng'er and Gua'er were still pale and silent, Jiang Luo sighed, "Did you scare you?"

Cheng'er and Gua'er bit their lips and shook their heads, "Master, I feel sick to my stomach when I think of that scene."

Gua'er also nodded, "Master, I am too."

Jiang Luo sighed, "When you walk outside in the future, you will see all kinds of disgusting, strange and insidious things. But you, you will definitely learn to control your emotions and learn to face these things. If you feel If you want to think of that scene disgustingly, just think about things that make you happy, so that when you think about it later, you will feel indifferent."

Cheng'er and Gua'er nodded, "Okay!" Silently, they followed what Jiang Luo said, thinking about other things.

"The two of you can think about it now. How will we build the next shop? If I directly hand over the shop to you, where will you start? How will people from all walks of life find contacts?"

"Also, if I am not satisfied with our current types of business, then what kind of business do we need to develop? These things, when you are free, you can think more and plan more, come up with good ideas, or think your ideas are good, You can come to me at any time and say, let’s study together whether what you have come up with is feasible? If feasible, what aspects need to be strengthened? If not, what is wrong, and how do we need to correct it?”

"In short, you must think more, watch more, listen more, and ask more about everything, and you will make the fastest progress. Only if you work hard and work hard, you will become the one who controls your destiny in the future."

Jiang Luo spoke softly, Cheng'er and Gua'er looked at Jiang Luo silently, and listened silently.

In the eyes of the two of them, the owner of the villa is very powerful, and they admire him very much.Whatever Jiang Luo said, they thought it was right.

At this time, what Jiang Luo said, they memorized word by word in their minds and engraved them in their hearts.

Seeing that the faces of the two people have calmed down a little, and they are more energetic, Jiang Luo didn't say these words anymore, but smiled lightly and said: "Business classics, every time I bring you out, I will teach you a few things, as long as you put your heart into it, There's nothing impossible. Now I'll tell you a funny story to reconcile the two of you."

"Reconcile internal organs?" Cheng'er and Gua'er couldn't understand, they were taken aback.

Jiang Luo smiled, "Yes. As the saying goes, happiness governs the heart, anger governs the liver, sadness governs the lungs, thinking governs the spleen, fear governs the kidneys, and the five flavors of life directly affect the five internal organs of the human body. The five flavors are contradictory, and the five internal organs are connected, but , when the five internal organs of a person are eroded by the five flavors, they will be inextricably linked, and the most affected is the human heart. And the five internal organs of a person are closely related to the six internal organs, and when one is frustrated, all directions are implicated."

Cheng'er and Gua'er seemed to understand, but they didn't ask, and continued to listen carefully.

"Look, just like today, when you encountered what happened just now, do you feel sad all the time? Vomiting is only affected by the internal organs, and it directly reflects in your heart. If you can't bear it in your heart, it is reflected in your six internal organs. The six internal organs were oppressed, so you vomited it out immediately. And when you vomited, did you feel pain and discomfort in your stomach?"

Jiang Luo stopped here and looked at Cheng'er and Gua'er with a smile.

The two immediately nodded their heads like chickens pecking rice.

Jiang Luo saw it and smiled.She also vomited, this is her own experience.

"Right, so, in order to make you two feel better, I will tell you a few jokes and stories, so that you can laugh and reconcile your internal organs."

"Yeah!" The two nodded together again.

"Once upon a time, there was a monk who was seriously ill when he went down the mountain for alms. He was rescued by a kind-hearted person, who gave up his daughter's room and placed him on the daughter's bed. The master invited a doctor to see the monk. Because the monk could not see the wind , the doctor had no choice but to take the pulse through the quilt. The doctor felt the monk's delicate hand, thinking it was the daughter-in-law of the master's family, and felt that the pulse was very chaotic, so he said: It is very likely that she is pregnant."

After Jiang Luo finished speaking, he looked at Cheng'er and Gua'er with a smile on his face, and saw the two people's eyes widen in surprise, and then burst out laughing, "Master, this doctor must be a fake, hahaha, the man is pregnant, laugh Kill me!"　
And Dongfang Yi and Mengchen, who were following them in the carriage, also twitched with laughter.

Mengchen shook her head amusedly, "A Yi, you girl, you are very interesting."

Dongfang Yi glanced at him with a faint smile, "No matter how interesting it is, it has nothing to do with you."

Mengchen rolled her eyes boredly, "Vinegar jar."

Both of them are people with kung fu, so as long as they concentrate their attention, they can hear voices within a hundred steps.

In fact, Dongfang Yi just wanted to hear whether Jiang Luo was still feeling sick in the carriage, but he didn't want to, so he heard all the conversations of the above three people.

So did Mengchen, purely out of curiosity.

"Listen, I'm telling a story again!" Mengchen listened intently again.

After Cheng'er and Gua'er laughed for a while, Jiang Luo said with a smile, "How about it, are you happy?"

"Yeah, owner, we still need to listen to the story."

"Okay, listen. There is a master who has no ink, but he wants to be promoted and make a fortune. In order to curry favor with his superiors, he specially set up a sumptuous banquet for the county magistrate. When drinking, the master asked flatteringly: "My lord has How many sons?" The county magistrate said without hesitation: "There are two dogs, how about you?" What should I call my child? After thinking for a while, I had to answer: 'I only have a five-year-old little bastard.'”

"Pfft, hahahaha, owner, hahahaha..." Cheng'er and Gua'er couldn't stop laughing this time.

After Jiang Luo finished speaking, he also looked at the two of them with a smile, "How is it, is it funny?"

"Hahaha, owner, it's funny, it's so funny!"

"That's right, that master is really funny. He wants to show off his knowledge without any knowledge, but he made such a joke." Jiang Luo said with a faint smile.

Cheng'er nodded, "Well, I understand what the owner means. He wants us to keep our feet on the ground and study hard, right?"

Jiang Luo smiled, "Yes, you are getting smarter and smarter, so you don't have to draw inferences!"

Dongfang Yi and Mengchen in the other carriage were trembling with laughter.

Even Ah Shi and Twelve, who were driving the carriage, couldn't help laughing.

"How are you? Are you happy? Do you still feel uncomfortable in your stomach?" Jiang Luo asked softly.

Cheng'er and Gua'er shook their heads together, "We're fine, thank you owner."

"Master, I still want to hear jokes. I haven't seen these jokes in books." Gua'er looked at Jiang Luo with bright eyes, and said.

Jiang Luo smiled, "Okay, I'll satisfy you."

Dongfang Yi and the carriage in the other carriage also began to look forward to what kind of story Jiang Luo would tell next.

"Scholars, county palaces, and rich men were drinking and admiring the snow, and their poems were very popular, so they proposed to use "Rui Xue" as the title to recite poems in couplets. 'The heavy snow fell to the ground,' the scholar raised his glass and started a sentence. The county magistrate responded: 'This is Royal auspiciousness!' The rich man shook his head and chanted, "What's the point of another three years?" The beggar, who was frozen in the cold outside the door, poked his head in and cursed: "Put your mother's shit on!"

"Hahahaha..." This time, Mengchen couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.

Dongfang Yi raised her forehead and chuckled, where did this girl read so many funny stories?
Cheng'er and Gua'er laughed, imitating the tone and expression of the beggar Jiang Luo said: "Put your mother's shit on!"

Seeing their funny actions, Jiang Luo couldn't help laughing too.

At the same time, she also heard Mengchen's uncontrollable laughter coming from another carriage.

Rolling his eyes secretly to the back, Jiang Luo said with a smile: "Girls, let me tell you another joke."

　Remarks: The jokes and stories in this article are all from Baidu search!
　　
　
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