Northeast Night Talk
Chapter 102
Chapter 102
The rickshaw ran wildly on the yellow ground with smoke and dust all the way. After running for more than an hour, it finally stopped before a closed door.
"Brothers! There is a car catcher ahead, I can only drive here, get out of the car!"
Seeing that there was still a long way to go, the driver buddy let us get out of the car. Damn it turned out to be a black car.
I paid the money, got out of the car, and walked to the huge gate, where the three simple characters of "Ghost Gate Gate" shined brightly.
Uncle!How many people don't want to see these three words in their whole life, our buddies just found them by themselves.
A lot of people gathered at the gate, and they were queuing up to enter the gate. When I inquired, I had to pay the passage fee. The person who collected the bill was a bearded man, wearing a blue vest, with a small blue flag on his back, which read ' Ghost difference' two words.
He asked us for [-] million with one mouthful, and we almost fainted when our eyes went dark. Fuck me, it's too fucking dark!
The ghost messenger pointed to the small group of people on the side of the road, and said to us: "See? If you two have no money, go stand there and wait until you have money before entering the customs! Grandma, the current housing prices in Fengdu City It’s already risen to one million a level, and this aisle fee is nothing!"
The attitude of the ghost messenger was not good at all, so we could only make amends, and quickly sent the money up.The man snorted, "Go and line up!"
After queuing in the long queue for an entire hour, we finally arrived at us, but saw that the identity card was being checked in front of us, and I saw a ghost guard holding something like a detector in his hand, scanning the chest of the person entering the customs , a sound of 'di' means that the pass is passed and you can enter the customs.
It happened to be the turn of the buddy in front of us, the detector beeped twice, and the face of the ghost officer suddenly changed, "Come on! Drag me out! Damn you dare to issue false certificates, you don't want to live!" Fortunately, the version was updated yesterday, otherwise you would have been confused!"
"My lord! Please spare me! I don't want to go to hell!"
The unlucky ghost howled and begged for mercy, but the ghost messenger was indifferent: "I did all kinds of bad things in my lifetime! Still want to reincarnate? Go to hell and suffer first!"
The unlucky ghost was dragged to a car screaming like this. On the car was Hell Special Car, and the big blood red characters made people's hearts jump.
Seeing this scene, He Yinyang and I swallowed hard, feeling terrified to death, because our ID badges are also fake!
Looking at the figure of the unlucky ghost being dragged away, I also seem to understand that some people cannot get identity cards, and these people can only be thrown into the [-]th level of hell, where they have been tortured and redeemed. Only after committing a crime can he go to Fengdu City to reincarnate!
"Brother Dong, I don't want to go to hell..." He Yinyang said lying in my ear, almost crying out of anxiety, because it's our turn now.
At this moment, the ghost messenger shouted to us, "What are you doing! Hurry up!"
At this moment, it is too late to hide. If we turn around and run, it will be self-defeating.
I watched He Yinyang walk over boldly, the detector swept across his chest, my heart almost jumped out!
But... the detector didn't sound!
Either one beep, or two beeps, what does it mean that there is no beep?
I just heard the ghost errand complaining cursingly: "Damn it! Give back the damn Nanfu battery! It ran out of power after two days of use, what the hell!"
call!
I breathed a sigh of relief, He Yinyang almost collapsed, and fell on me unsteadily, I quickly supported him.
The ghost messenger asked the team behind to wait for a while. He asked someone to fetch the battery. He Yinyang and I couldn't wait because we didn't want to go to hell.
"Brother Ghost Escort, we are all good citizens, please let us in first!" I quietly said to Ghost Escort.
The ghost guard glanced at me, "What's the rush, I'll know if you are good citizens when the batteries arrive!"
Of course, I wouldn't be so stupid as to think that he would let us pass with just one sentence, so I slipped the bank note in my sleeve into his hand secretly, "Two hundred million, please be accommodating!"
The ghost messenger was about to scold me, but when he heard that it was [-] million, he quickly held back, looked at me suspiciously and said, "Hurry up to reincarnate?"
I pulled He Yinyang and nodded again and again, sir, if it weren't for fear of death, who would say that I am in a hurry to reincarnate, isn't this a curse on myself!
"Okay! Let's go, let's go." The ghost messenger quickly hooked his hands, and we both entered the pass as if we were pardoned...
"Brother Dong, how much did you give him?"
"Two hundred million?"
"Then we are now poor again!"
Isn't that right? I became poor again, but it's worth spending money to eliminate disasters, but I didn't expect that the underworld is also quite corrupt. Sure enough, money can make ghosts pervert.
After passing the gate of hell, we have now set foot on the land of Fengdu. When we were young, we boasted about going to the underworld, and now we have fulfilled part of our ideals.
"Brother Dong, why don't we leave, anyway, we will come back decades later!"
He Yinyang didn't know what he was thinking every day, so I slapped him hard on the back of the head, "What will you do if Zhang Xiaoya is dead! My brother and sister are so cute, you want to be widowed for you?"
He Yinyang smiled embarrassingly, "Just kidding, let's go after saving Ma Chao, I don't want to stay in this ghost place for one more minute!"
After confirming again and again that this kid has no suicidal tendencies, he set out on the road with peace of mind.
A big river suddenly appeared not far ahead, extending to infinity like a giant dragon, with a long history.After reading "Journey to Hell", I know that this is called the Wangchuan River. The water in the river is blood-yellow, and there are countless poisonous miasmas and evil insects in it. The water is extremely poisonous!
There is a bridge on the Wangchuan River, and that is the famous Naihe Bridge, but the Naihe Bridge we saw was gray, far from what we imagined.
He Yinyang and I saw that the Naihe Bridge was full of people, waiting to cross the bridge. Sitting beside the Naihe Bridge was a gray-faced old woman, a bit like Xianglin's wife, with a sad expression on her face.She must be Po Meng.
If you want to cross the Wangchuan River, you must cross the Naihe Bridge. If you want to cross the Naihe Bridge, you must drink Mengpo soup. If you don’t drink Mengpo soup, you will not be able to cross the Naihe Bridge.
But if you drink Mengpo soup, you won't remember anything, and all the love and love in the world are all in the jokes.
Of course we can't cross the bridge, and we didn't go to reincarnate, the main thing now is to go to Fengdu City and find Ma Chao back.
The road to Fengdu City is along the river, which is a dilapidated dirt road, very inconspicuous, and quite famous, because this is the legendary Huangquan Road.
The construction of the underworld is really bad. It is a bit unreasonable not to repair Huangquan Road.
Walking along the Wangchuan River for a long time, there are some gorgeous bouquets near the river. He Yinyang is a cheap hand, and he wants to pick flowers and mess with weeds when he goes up, I quickly patted him on the back of the head, "Don't move! Toxic!"
"What kind of poison method?"
"It can range from hemiplegia to epilepsy all over the body, but to severe cases, the soul will be dissipated and you will not be able to survive!"
The book said that the other shore flower is poisonous, but it didn't say how poisonous it was, so I frightened him.
He glanced at me with lingering fear and said, "It's really poisonous!"
After walking around like this for a long time, a towering city gate suddenly appeared in the mist ahead, and the two big characters of "Fengdu" fluttered in the wind and rain.
Two ghost messengers kept patrolling in front of the city gate. Seeing them, He Yinyang and I knew that it was going to cost money again.
I felt in my pocket, and there were tens of thousands of yuan left, and I didn't know if it was enough.
We went up and inquired that it only cost 100 yuan to enter the city, and we both breathed a sigh of relief. This fee standard is still a bit humanitarian.
When we entered the city, we were like grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. We were curious about everything we saw. We have never been to the ancient city in the south, but this Fengdu city is somewhat similar to the ancient city in the south as imagined, a bit like the one in "Bao Qingtian". The appearance of Kaifeng Mansion.
I always thought that ghosts don’t need to eat, but when we saw the restaurant, we suddenly felt hungry. We happened to come across a Northeast restaurant and walked in.
This restaurant is much better than the little broken inn in Banbuduo!The waiter in the store has a very good service attitude. He wiped the table vigorously when he came up, as if the table hadn't been wiped for hundreds of years.
"Guest officer, what do you want?"
He Yinyang and I thought about it, since we have tens of thousands in our pockets anyway, let's eat something good.
I pursed my lips and said, "Some abalone, shark's fin or something!"
"Brother Dong, don't want shark's fin, I've eaten that stuff before, it's not tasty, and my throat got stuck!" He Yinyang waved his hand, I don't know if he really ate it or faked it.
At this time, the shop waiter interrupted, "I'm sorry Xiansen, but we don't have abalone or shark's fin."
"Then come here, fried bamboo shoots with sea cucumber!" I said with the recipe.
"Sorry, not this one!"
"Bear's paw?"
"Sorry, not this one either!"
"Isn't it written on your menu, why not!"
"I'm sorry, this one really doesn't exist!"
...
Uncle, I told all the things I ate in my dream, and the waiter told me that there was none of them.
"Then what do you all have?" He Yinyang asked holding his stomach.
The waiter in the shop suddenly became energetic, and his lips trembled, "This shop is full of Northeast specialties. There are pork stewed vermicelli, stewed, ground three delicacies, and pork tenderloin...Chicken stewed with mushrooms, and tofu mixed with shallots!"
The waiter in the shop said a lot of dish names like a cross talk, and He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded. We grew up and didn't know that there are so many dishes in the Northeast.
In the end, we let him watch it, as long as he can eat it!
We took a random bite, and we were both taken aback when we paid the bill. The boss asked us for 2 yuan.
"Oh, big brother, I didn't dare to ask for it even though I was from the Northeast. When I saw my fellow villagers, my eyes were full of tears. Nen said yes!"
Can we say it's wrong? We threw 2 yuan out of the restaurant resentfully.
Now that we don’t have much money in our pockets, the first thing we thought of was to ask the boss to ask for a dream, but after wandering around for a long time, we still didn’t find out where there is a dream. When we met an older sister, he told us, “The place for dreaming is far away. Yes, it's at the east end of the city!"
It’s farther away, we can take a car, but when we inquired about the price of the car, we were a little confused, it cost 10 yuan.
The driver brother stared at us, "What's wrong? Too expensive? Do you know how big Fengdu City is? Let me tell you, it's thousands of miles away!"
We have known for a long time that Fengdu City is very big, but we didn't expect it to be so big, what a mess, we are unaccompanied, and the two of us suddenly thought of the relative that Weaver Girl with Pan Head mentioned, Ghost Foot Seven.
Pantou Zhinu said that Guijiaoqi is in "Yongle Dang", but she doesn't know where "Yongle Dang" is.
After asking passers-by, I found out that this 'Yong Le Dang' is the biggest pawn shop in Fengdu City!
He Yinyang and I were immediately overjoyed, the biggest pawnshop in Fengdu City, what a concept!Unexpectedly, the Weaver Girl with Pan Head had such capable relatives!
Maybe this Guijiaoqi is Yongle's boss, if that's the case, why do we both have to worry about money?
Following the elder sister's instructions, we rushed to the intersection, and when we turned a corner, a magnificent courtyard appeared in front of us. We knew the characters on the plaque, and it was indeed the three characters 'Yong Le Dang'.
The atmosphere of the attic is simple and simple, and it really looks like a century-old store.He Yinyang and I walked in with our heads held high in the attitude of recognizing our relatives.
(End of this chapter)
The rickshaw ran wildly on the yellow ground with smoke and dust all the way. After running for more than an hour, it finally stopped before a closed door.
"Brothers! There is a car catcher ahead, I can only drive here, get out of the car!"
Seeing that there was still a long way to go, the driver buddy let us get out of the car. Damn it turned out to be a black car.
I paid the money, got out of the car, and walked to the huge gate, where the three simple characters of "Ghost Gate Gate" shined brightly.
Uncle!How many people don't want to see these three words in their whole life, our buddies just found them by themselves.
A lot of people gathered at the gate, and they were queuing up to enter the gate. When I inquired, I had to pay the passage fee. The person who collected the bill was a bearded man, wearing a blue vest, with a small blue flag on his back, which read ' Ghost difference' two words.
He asked us for [-] million with one mouthful, and we almost fainted when our eyes went dark. Fuck me, it's too fucking dark!
The ghost messenger pointed to the small group of people on the side of the road, and said to us: "See? If you two have no money, go stand there and wait until you have money before entering the customs! Grandma, the current housing prices in Fengdu City It’s already risen to one million a level, and this aisle fee is nothing!"
The attitude of the ghost messenger was not good at all, so we could only make amends, and quickly sent the money up.The man snorted, "Go and line up!"
After queuing in the long queue for an entire hour, we finally arrived at us, but saw that the identity card was being checked in front of us, and I saw a ghost guard holding something like a detector in his hand, scanning the chest of the person entering the customs , a sound of 'di' means that the pass is passed and you can enter the customs.
It happened to be the turn of the buddy in front of us, the detector beeped twice, and the face of the ghost officer suddenly changed, "Come on! Drag me out! Damn you dare to issue false certificates, you don't want to live!" Fortunately, the version was updated yesterday, otherwise you would have been confused!"
"My lord! Please spare me! I don't want to go to hell!"
The unlucky ghost howled and begged for mercy, but the ghost messenger was indifferent: "I did all kinds of bad things in my lifetime! Still want to reincarnate? Go to hell and suffer first!"
The unlucky ghost was dragged to a car screaming like this. On the car was Hell Special Car, and the big blood red characters made people's hearts jump.
Seeing this scene, He Yinyang and I swallowed hard, feeling terrified to death, because our ID badges are also fake!
Looking at the figure of the unlucky ghost being dragged away, I also seem to understand that some people cannot get identity cards, and these people can only be thrown into the [-]th level of hell, where they have been tortured and redeemed. Only after committing a crime can he go to Fengdu City to reincarnate!
"Brother Dong, I don't want to go to hell..." He Yinyang said lying in my ear, almost crying out of anxiety, because it's our turn now.
At this moment, the ghost messenger shouted to us, "What are you doing! Hurry up!"
At this moment, it is too late to hide. If we turn around and run, it will be self-defeating.
I watched He Yinyang walk over boldly, the detector swept across his chest, my heart almost jumped out!
But... the detector didn't sound!
Either one beep, or two beeps, what does it mean that there is no beep?
I just heard the ghost errand complaining cursingly: "Damn it! Give back the damn Nanfu battery! It ran out of power after two days of use, what the hell!"
call!
I breathed a sigh of relief, He Yinyang almost collapsed, and fell on me unsteadily, I quickly supported him.
The ghost messenger asked the team behind to wait for a while. He asked someone to fetch the battery. He Yinyang and I couldn't wait because we didn't want to go to hell.
"Brother Ghost Escort, we are all good citizens, please let us in first!" I quietly said to Ghost Escort.
The ghost guard glanced at me, "What's the rush, I'll know if you are good citizens when the batteries arrive!"
Of course, I wouldn't be so stupid as to think that he would let us pass with just one sentence, so I slipped the bank note in my sleeve into his hand secretly, "Two hundred million, please be accommodating!"
The ghost messenger was about to scold me, but when he heard that it was [-] million, he quickly held back, looked at me suspiciously and said, "Hurry up to reincarnate?"
I pulled He Yinyang and nodded again and again, sir, if it weren't for fear of death, who would say that I am in a hurry to reincarnate, isn't this a curse on myself!
"Okay! Let's go, let's go." The ghost messenger quickly hooked his hands, and we both entered the pass as if we were pardoned...
"Brother Dong, how much did you give him?"
"Two hundred million?"
"Then we are now poor again!"
Isn't that right? I became poor again, but it's worth spending money to eliminate disasters, but I didn't expect that the underworld is also quite corrupt. Sure enough, money can make ghosts pervert.
After passing the gate of hell, we have now set foot on the land of Fengdu. When we were young, we boasted about going to the underworld, and now we have fulfilled part of our ideals.
"Brother Dong, why don't we leave, anyway, we will come back decades later!"
He Yinyang didn't know what he was thinking every day, so I slapped him hard on the back of the head, "What will you do if Zhang Xiaoya is dead! My brother and sister are so cute, you want to be widowed for you?"
He Yinyang smiled embarrassingly, "Just kidding, let's go after saving Ma Chao, I don't want to stay in this ghost place for one more minute!"
After confirming again and again that this kid has no suicidal tendencies, he set out on the road with peace of mind.
A big river suddenly appeared not far ahead, extending to infinity like a giant dragon, with a long history.After reading "Journey to Hell", I know that this is called the Wangchuan River. The water in the river is blood-yellow, and there are countless poisonous miasmas and evil insects in it. The water is extremely poisonous!
There is a bridge on the Wangchuan River, and that is the famous Naihe Bridge, but the Naihe Bridge we saw was gray, far from what we imagined.
He Yinyang and I saw that the Naihe Bridge was full of people, waiting to cross the bridge. Sitting beside the Naihe Bridge was a gray-faced old woman, a bit like Xianglin's wife, with a sad expression on her face.She must be Po Meng.
If you want to cross the Wangchuan River, you must cross the Naihe Bridge. If you want to cross the Naihe Bridge, you must drink Mengpo soup. If you don’t drink Mengpo soup, you will not be able to cross the Naihe Bridge.
But if you drink Mengpo soup, you won't remember anything, and all the love and love in the world are all in the jokes.
Of course we can't cross the bridge, and we didn't go to reincarnate, the main thing now is to go to Fengdu City and find Ma Chao back.
The road to Fengdu City is along the river, which is a dilapidated dirt road, very inconspicuous, and quite famous, because this is the legendary Huangquan Road.
The construction of the underworld is really bad. It is a bit unreasonable not to repair Huangquan Road.
Walking along the Wangchuan River for a long time, there are some gorgeous bouquets near the river. He Yinyang is a cheap hand, and he wants to pick flowers and mess with weeds when he goes up, I quickly patted him on the back of the head, "Don't move! Toxic!"
"What kind of poison method?"
"It can range from hemiplegia to epilepsy all over the body, but to severe cases, the soul will be dissipated and you will not be able to survive!"
The book said that the other shore flower is poisonous, but it didn't say how poisonous it was, so I frightened him.
He glanced at me with lingering fear and said, "It's really poisonous!"
After walking around like this for a long time, a towering city gate suddenly appeared in the mist ahead, and the two big characters of "Fengdu" fluttered in the wind and rain.
Two ghost messengers kept patrolling in front of the city gate. Seeing them, He Yinyang and I knew that it was going to cost money again.
I felt in my pocket, and there were tens of thousands of yuan left, and I didn't know if it was enough.
We went up and inquired that it only cost 100 yuan to enter the city, and we both breathed a sigh of relief. This fee standard is still a bit humanitarian.
When we entered the city, we were like grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. We were curious about everything we saw. We have never been to the ancient city in the south, but this Fengdu city is somewhat similar to the ancient city in the south as imagined, a bit like the one in "Bao Qingtian". The appearance of Kaifeng Mansion.
I always thought that ghosts don’t need to eat, but when we saw the restaurant, we suddenly felt hungry. We happened to come across a Northeast restaurant and walked in.
This restaurant is much better than the little broken inn in Banbuduo!The waiter in the store has a very good service attitude. He wiped the table vigorously when he came up, as if the table hadn't been wiped for hundreds of years.
"Guest officer, what do you want?"
He Yinyang and I thought about it, since we have tens of thousands in our pockets anyway, let's eat something good.
I pursed my lips and said, "Some abalone, shark's fin or something!"
"Brother Dong, don't want shark's fin, I've eaten that stuff before, it's not tasty, and my throat got stuck!" He Yinyang waved his hand, I don't know if he really ate it or faked it.
At this time, the shop waiter interrupted, "I'm sorry Xiansen, but we don't have abalone or shark's fin."
"Then come here, fried bamboo shoots with sea cucumber!" I said with the recipe.
"Sorry, not this one!"
"Bear's paw?"
"Sorry, not this one either!"
"Isn't it written on your menu, why not!"
"I'm sorry, this one really doesn't exist!"
...
Uncle, I told all the things I ate in my dream, and the waiter told me that there was none of them.
"Then what do you all have?" He Yinyang asked holding his stomach.
The waiter in the shop suddenly became energetic, and his lips trembled, "This shop is full of Northeast specialties. There are pork stewed vermicelli, stewed, ground three delicacies, and pork tenderloin...Chicken stewed with mushrooms, and tofu mixed with shallots!"
The waiter in the shop said a lot of dish names like a cross talk, and He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded. We grew up and didn't know that there are so many dishes in the Northeast.
In the end, we let him watch it, as long as he can eat it!
We took a random bite, and we were both taken aback when we paid the bill. The boss asked us for 2 yuan.
"Oh, big brother, I didn't dare to ask for it even though I was from the Northeast. When I saw my fellow villagers, my eyes were full of tears. Nen said yes!"
Can we say it's wrong? We threw 2 yuan out of the restaurant resentfully.
Now that we don’t have much money in our pockets, the first thing we thought of was to ask the boss to ask for a dream, but after wandering around for a long time, we still didn’t find out where there is a dream. When we met an older sister, he told us, “The place for dreaming is far away. Yes, it's at the east end of the city!"
It’s farther away, we can take a car, but when we inquired about the price of the car, we were a little confused, it cost 10 yuan.
The driver brother stared at us, "What's wrong? Too expensive? Do you know how big Fengdu City is? Let me tell you, it's thousands of miles away!"
We have known for a long time that Fengdu City is very big, but we didn't expect it to be so big, what a mess, we are unaccompanied, and the two of us suddenly thought of the relative that Weaver Girl with Pan Head mentioned, Ghost Foot Seven.
Pantou Zhinu said that Guijiaoqi is in "Yongle Dang", but she doesn't know where "Yongle Dang" is.
After asking passers-by, I found out that this 'Yong Le Dang' is the biggest pawn shop in Fengdu City!
He Yinyang and I were immediately overjoyed, the biggest pawnshop in Fengdu City, what a concept!Unexpectedly, the Weaver Girl with Pan Head had such capable relatives!
Maybe this Guijiaoqi is Yongle's boss, if that's the case, why do we both have to worry about money?
Following the elder sister's instructions, we rushed to the intersection, and when we turned a corner, a magnificent courtyard appeared in front of us. We knew the characters on the plaque, and it was indeed the three characters 'Yong Le Dang'.
The atmosphere of the attic is simple and simple, and it really looks like a century-old store.He Yinyang and I walked in with our heads held high in the attitude of recognizing our relatives.
(End of this chapter)
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