The young master and the witch's wife

Chapter 31

The bridal chamber is full of candles, when the golden list is titled.

The two times that the ancients yearned for most, this is the moment of spring night that is worth a thousand gold.

The red candle flickered, shattering the candlelight in the room, Yue Bingyou sat casually in the room, playing with the candle boredly.

Chuntao had already been sent away by her, so she was the only one in the room now.

It's really boring enough, Bingyou sighed, looking at the door, when will her prey come over?

"Hehe, Lan Shaoyi, today I want to let you know the consequences of offending a witch, hehehe..." He laughed softly, looking very charming in the red new house.

"Brother Lan, can you do it?"

Several youths dressed in gorgeous clothes but in disarray supported the unconscious Lan Shaoyi, who had already committed a crime, and walked staggeringly towards the new house in Taoyuan.

"Who... who said... I, I can't do it! Little, be careful that Master Ben beats him! Uh... vomit..." There was another burst of vomiting, the stench of alcohol was strong, and the young masters hurriedly left He ran several meters away.

"Brother Lan, why are you bridal chamber like this? How about letting my younger brother take the place?"

"Nonsense...nonsense!" Lan Shaoyi jumped up immediately after vomiting, "How can I give you my daughter-in-law! Go away! Ben... I am going to the bridal chamber now! Slight..."

After speaking, he stumbled towards his own peach orchard, bumped into several wooden posts on the way, and shouted at the wooden posts stupidly: "Beauty... I've been waiting for a long time..."

Several young men looked at Lan Shaoyi with black lines all over their heads, they all shook their heads and sighed, they actually recognized the wooden post as a beauty, they were really drunk...

Based on the morality of friends, even if they were just friends with wine and meat, they were very reluctant to send Lan Shaoyi to the gate of Taoyuan before leaving.

"Brother Lan, we sent you here, go in by yourself!"

"Okay...yes, my young master is going to the bridal chamber, you...slightly! Let's go..." Drunken eyes were talking to the peach trees next to the young masters, then turned around and slammed into the door , still chanting: "Huh? Why are beauties flat?..."

Of course it is flat!Because that's the door!
The young men couldn't help rolling their eyes, they were really drunk...

After much tossing and turning, Lan Shaoyi finally found the door of the new house, and grinned stupidly: "Hehe, I finally found you...beauty...hehehe..."

Crackling, crackling...

"Ah..." With a scream, a certain person who was going to have a bridal chamber was pawned off with a large bucket of cold water, and the takeaway fell onto a big horse.

The front was in a big font, and Yue Bingyou swore that she had never seen such a standard big horse party. She was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud: "Hahahahaha..."

Although I thought about many situations where Lan Shaoyi would be splashed with cold water at the door, I never expected that there would be such a classic horse party for her to feast her eyes on. it's funny...

As soon as Lan Shaoyi entered the door, he felt dizzy for a while, and then the cold water from head to toe made him regain his lost mind.

When he realized that he had been manipulated, he jumped up immediately, like a frog.

"Smelly girl! You don't want to live anymore! You dare to splash this young master with water!" Lan Shaoyi glared angrily at Yue Bingyou, who was swinging his legs and feet leisurely, as if he wanted to kill her instantly with his eyes .

"Oh, my dear husband, the little girl didn't do anything. You pushed the door, and the wooden barrel was buckled on your head by yourself. The little girl just tried her best to put the wooden barrel on the top of your head." It's just above, and it's just to make you sober up, my husband!" Blinking her big watery eyes, Yue Bingyou was so innocent as if she had never done anything bad.

Lan Shaoyi only felt dizzy, and reached out to touch it. At some point, a big Goubuli bun appeared on his head. His face turned red with anger, and the veins on his forehead twitched violently.

"It's just a wooden barrel?"

"That's right!" She replied confidently, without any guilt at all, as if the person who was hit just now had nothing to do with her. (Actually, it doesn't matter)
"You... you bitch, let's see how I will treat you today!" His eyes were red with anger, Lan Shaoyi rushed up irrationally, and fell to the ground again amidst Yue Bingyou's exclamation.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, the line at the door was just fixed, so you can calm down to let the husband!" Bingyou changed his posture, looked at his little hand, and smiled harmlessly, but the person in front of him was stunned. He firmly bowed down to her.

"Why is Mr. Xiang such a big gift? The little girl really can't bear it. It's not Chinese New Year yet. I don't have any red envelopes for you!"

"You...you! I'll kill you!" Lan Shaoyi rushed up again and pinched Yue Bingyou's delicate neck.

The third pig-killing cry was extremely miserable, and I saw Yue Bingyou standing behind Lan Shaoyi at some point, pinching Lan Shaoyi's wrist with one hand, and then twisting, rattling, the wrist was gorgeous dislocated.

How often did Lan Ershao, who was pampered and pampered on weekdays, suffer such crimes, and immediately screamed and swears: "Bitch, I will never forgive you, I will definitely ask my mother to skin you and cramps tomorrow, and then... ah !"

"Skinning cramps? Hmph, Mr., I can decapitate you today before tomorrow, don't you believe it?" Yue Bingyou leaned forward, his eyes cold and frightened Lan Shaoyi didn't dare to say a word.

In fact, he himself didn't understand, Mingming Yue Bingyou had a delicate face, but he couldn't believe what she said, a kind of fear from the bottom of his heart, he knew her words were true!
Hastily nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, afraid that Yue Bingyou would snap him if he got angry.

Seeing that Lan Shaoyi was finally obedient, Yue Bingyou let go of her hand in satisfaction, then sat on the bed like a queen, and said to Lan Shaoyi who fell on the ground: "Since I'm married, from a few years on you It's my husband, you know?"

"Hmm..." He dared not speak, and nodded pitifully while hugging his wrist, Yue Bingyou looked even more like a ruffian than him!
"Then our current family rules have to be changed!" Yue Bingyou had an evil smile in his eyes, as if he was looking at his prey, making Lan Shaoyi sweat coldly, feeling like he was gone for a moment... …

"You are still very lucky, you are just a prodigal son, and you are really lucky to be able to marry me, Yue Bingyou." His eyes turned sharp as a knife, and Lan Shaoyi almost ran away in fright, "But do you want to marry me?" My husband, it is not such a simple matter."

"From today onwards, as my husband, if I'm happy, you have to make me happier, if I'm unhappy, you have to make me happy, when I'm angry, you have to stop me from being angry, and if I'm very angry, you have to be my punching bag! "Yue Bingyou said repeatedly, Lan Shaoyi was dumbfounded, he felt that his name was not a husband, but a servant...

"You just ask me to be your cow and horse!" complained dissatisfied, the voice was actually very small.

"Great! I really think so!"

"What?!" Lan Shaoyi waited with big eyes, looking at her in shock, she...she heard it!
"It's great to have such an idea. From today onwards, I will do what I say. If you go against it..." Yue Bingyou had a charming smile on her face, but what she did made Lan Shaoyi want to hit her. The impulse of the tofu wall.

Crack!The table turned into two halves, but someone just sat on the bed and waved his jade hand.

Lan Shaoyi's eyes were like copper bells, he looked at the two halves of the table beside him dully, how could he have the feeling of seeing his own future...

(End of this chapter)