A salted fish cookie

Chapter 50 Eat tofu, you have to pay it back (10)

"I won't apologize." Lu Jinyan squatted on the steps, with his hands on his knees, his deep eyes staring blankly ahead, his voice was indifferent, like ice in an ice cellar, "If you want to sleep on the escalator at night If you are on the steps, I think my perseverance will be better than yours."

Tong Xiaoxiao was speechless, and said in her heart: "How can you be so shameless?"

"From the very first day I saw you, you have used N kinds of derogatory adjectives on me. From a legal point of view, can I actually sue you for defamation? Then please come again now." Say it a few more times so that I can record it with my mobile phone and hand it over to the police as evidence for your slander against me when the sun comes up." After speaking, Lu Jinyan actually took out his mobile phone.

Tong Xiaoxiao let out a long breath of relief. He really couldn't help Lu Jinyan with such a rigorous logic. Tong Xiaoxiao's head suddenly smoked and felt like his hair was going to be burned.

"Hey, Lu Jinyan, do you think I'm afraid of you?"

"No, but I don't think the police will let you go."

"Lu Jinyan, you bastard, I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes to meet you, bastard."

"There is a problem that I need to correct you. People only have one life, neither short nor long. After this life, there will be no next life, so there is no problem of eight lives."

"You!" Tong Xiao stingyly stomped her feet, "You have short hair and short knowledge! How do you know that people only have one life, and you have never died. How do you know that there will be no Naiheqiao Meng Po Tang."

"You're taking it too far."

"Hmph, let me be close. I just want to prove that you are an ignorant guy. In fact... I am a mermaid!" In a hurry, Tong Xiaoxiao actually told her secret.

however.

Lu Jinyan didn't show any surprise at all. He just turned his head and looked up at Tong Xiaoxiao. His voice was still indifferent and he said, "I don't believe there are mermaids in this world. Even if there were, you wouldn't be a mermaid."

"why?"

"Because you are not a beauty."

"You!" Tong Xiaoxiao was about to die of anger, "I tell you, I am the mermaid princess in the sea!"

"I thought you hadn't graduated from kindergarten, but now it seems that you really only have the IQ of a kindergarten kid."

"Why do you say that about me!"

"Just because you said that you are a mermaid princess." Lu Jinyan sneered, "I've read too many fairy tales."

this year.

To be honest, no one believed it.

Tong Xiaoxiao curled her lips and gritted her teeth. She didn't believe that there was nothing she could do with you, a bastard. If she couldn't, then you could only do it... move your feet!Thinking about it this way, Tong Xiaoxiao suddenly raised her foot.

Just about to kick Lu Jinyan hard on the back,
He shook his head and swallowed: "You didn't brush your teeth at night, did you?"

"Ok?"

"Did you brush your teeth last night?"

Tong Xiaoxiao got up quickly, stood beside Lu Jinyan and clapped her hands: "I didn't mean to."

"Eldest sister, whether you did it on purpose or not, there is one thing we need to clarify first."

"whats the matter?"

"It was you who took advantage of me, not I who took advantage of you."

"You nonsense! How could I take advantage of you."

"Since you will stay here for another six days, in order to ensure that my normal life will not be disturbed, I need to make an agreement with you for three chapters."

(End of this chapter)