A salted fish cookie

Chapter 51: Doubt May Be Late (1)

"Okay, okay, tell me, what are the three chapters of the contract, I just agree. As long as it's not something illegal or criminal, as long as it's not something hooligans trying to steal my money, it's fine!"

"Eldest sister, listen to me finish the three chapters of the covenant first. Are you too anxious to rush to agree without listening to me finish? Of course, if you want to stay here, you only have to agree to this."

shit.

There is only one choice, and it makes no difference whether you say it or not.

Tong Xiaoxiao pouted, with a face full of displeasure, and said, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go if you have to fart, this classmate!"

"Hey, can your attitude be better? If you continue with this attitude, I reserve the right to kick you out of my house at any time." Lu Jinyan said indifferently.

"Please tell me, Senior." What can Tong Xiaoxiao do? Tong Xiaoxiao is also very helpless. She puts her two hands on her cheeks one by one, and squeezes out a A rather outrageous smile.

"Okay, listen, big sister. The first rule: In view of my protection of my own safety, please keep a distance of one meter away from me at all times."

"no problem!"

"The second rule: In view of the high importance I attach to family hygiene, from tomorrow to the end of the holiday, the day you move out, all the hygiene at home will be taken care of by you."

"Do you want me to be a babysitter? Do you pay me?"

"You can move out immediately if you like."

"I am willing!"

"The third rule: When I'm not talking to you, please don't take the initiative to talk to me. Of course, I will try my best to avoid talking to you, because I don't want to talk to you."

"Senior, are you talking about tongue twisters?"

"You just have to answer yes or no."

"Okay, I am willing! However, I also have a small condition. If you don't agree to me, I will pester you all day. Even if you help me drive me out, I will pester you at your door."

"What conditions, you say."

"I do all the housework, but you have to pay for my meals."

Lu Jinyan sighed, and responded indifferently, "You can use the kitchen, and clean it up after use."

However, Tong Xiaoxiao was not satisfied with this answer, because Tong Xiaoxiao didn't know how to cook at all.

"no!"

"how?"

"I do not know how to cook."

"You should know how to cook noodles."

"will not."

"Hehe, I really don't know how you lived to such an age."

"You don't have to worry about this, you just need to answer whether you want to or not."

"When I'm cooking, I'll make more of your share, but I won't call you. Eat as long as you can. If you can't, it's your own problem." Lu Jinyan didn't say yes directly, but agreed indirectly.

"So, what if I don't make it, I mean, what if... what do you do with the rest of your meal?"

"Dump."

"Uh uh, well..."

In this way, Tong Xiaoxiao and Lu Jinyan initially reached an agreement. After three chapters of agreement, Tong Xiaoxiao officially became the temporary babysitter of the Lu family. (This title was given by Tong Xiaoxiao himself, full of bitter tears.) But at any rate, three meals a day are staggeringly settled. For Tong Xiaoxiao who can't cook, It can be regarded as solving a big worry.

After three chapters of the agreement, Lu Jinyan left Tong Xiaoxiao indifferently and went upstairs alone. Tong Xiaoxiao also limped and went upstairs with a sigh. Oops, have a nice day tomorrow, first day of vacation, bye.

　Doubi may be late, but he will never forget to make you laugh. --Daily teasing girls and being teased quotes from Yu Xiaoye.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)