I really don't want to be a master

Chapter 169 Farts

I was really afraid of what would happen. The tall and thin man said in his heart that no accidents should happen hundreds of times, but when he walked to the top of the stone bridge, he was immediately dumbfounded—the stone bridge has been in disrepair for a long time and has completely collapsed. There are only a few big stones alone. Standing in the river, being constantly washed by the river.

The river can only be regarded as a small river, and the river beach is about seven or eight meters wide. The river is not too fast, and the gurgling water is crystal clear.But such a small river, but no one dared to cross it.Because in the middle of the river, on the rushing water, there is an old house.

You read that right, there is indeed an old house standing quietly on the water.

This is an old house in black and white, with white walls and black tiles, without any other colors.The river flowed slowly under the house, and it completely violated the law of gravity, just floating quietly on the river.A main room and two side rooms are distributed in a triangle, like a huge human face, looking coldly at the people at the bridgehead.

A fool can also see that this is a yin house on the river, no living people can live in this kind of place, only dead people can.

Hu Meng looked at the yin house cautiously and said: "This is terrible. Unexpectedly, the only way of life is also blocked. The stone bridge leading to the outside world has been destroyed, and this small river has become a river of ghosts. There are yin houses on the river, and ghost graves all over the river. Unexpectedly, the ghost village has become so dangerous, it is really careless."

"Meng Shao, what do you mean, we can only wait to die?" the tall and thin man said dejectedly.

"That's not necessarily the case." Hu Meng thought for a while and said, "Looking at the location of the yin house, it is obviously to block the stone bridge and prevent people from wading through the river. This river does not flow around the ghost village. We only need to Follow the bank until you reach the upper reaches of the river, and then cross the river and you will be in a safe place immediately."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's start now!" The tall and thin man jumped up happily after hearing Hu Meng's words rekindling hope.

Hu Meng said slowly: "Okay, let's go..."

"rustle……"

A strange voice interrupted Hu Meng's words, and everyone followed the source of the voice, and their expressions changed drastically.On both sides of the path leading to the stone bridge, there were originally patches of crop fields, but now they have long been abandoned, and are covered with weeds as tall as a person.If everyone wants to go to the upper reaches of the small river, they have to pass through these wildernesses, but at this time there are people dancing in the wilderness, and scarecrows come out of the weeds one by one, just like soldiers patrolling, constantly walking in the wilderness. Turn around.

The scarecrow closest to Hu Meng and the others stopped suddenly, raised the sickle in his hand, and looked around the four of them blankly, as if trying to see something.Its straw-made nose moved, as if it was sniffing a special smell.The crowd didn't dare to show their anger, they tensed up and looked at the scarecrow cautiously. The scarecrow moved towards them step by step, making a creaking sound.

These scarecrows love to chop people up. The tall and thin man has seen several brothers being chopped into meat paste by them. He knows how scary these monsters are.He trembled and wanted to turn around and run away, but both sides of the path were wastelands, and there were scarecrows wandering everywhere on the wastelands, and there was a small river ahead, and the yin house in the river was as daunting as a skull.He had nowhere to escape, so he could only ask in a trembling voice, "Young Master Meng, what should we do? Did it find us?"

Hu Meng said with a sinking face: "Wangcai and I have spiritual protection, and you are also covered with stove ashes. These evil spirit puppets will not find us. But they must have smelled some living people. That's why I'm looking around here. Don't worry, everyone, do as I said, put your right palm on the belly, the edge of the little finger is close to the navel, and press the abdomen with your thumb joints. If you feel fart, don't bear it, let it out !"

The thin tall man and Ding Datou looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Meng Shao's gourd.But Hu Meng and Wangcai had already stretched out their hands to press on the belly, and they could only bite the bullet and do as they saw.Hu Meng did not know where he learned the fart-stimulating technique, and it worked really well. The tall and thin guy didn't press a few times on his stomach, and he felt a strong impact from his abdomen, passing through his intestines and hitting his asshole.

The tall and thin man frowned, and was trying to suppress the impact when he suddenly remembered Hu Meng's words, so he had to let it be.Just listen to a loud bang!An earth-shattering fart was born.

Hu Meng, Wangcai and Ding Datou suppressed their smiles, covered their noses and turned their heads away.The tall and thin man himself was also a little embarrassed, he didn't expect his fart to make such a big noise, but he soon stopped feeling embarrassed.Because Wangcai and Ding Datou have also seen results after practicing the fart-promoting method. They only heard "噗...噗...噗...", the sound kept going, there were farts with long sounds, there were invincible serial farts, and there was a series of farts. Long one short fart, three long two short farts and so on.

The scene turned into a fart martial arts meeting, and the four people pressed their abdomen hard, the sound of fart was thunderous, and the stench was suffocating.

The four of them farted cheerfully, and the smell spread far and wide, but they didn't expect it to be really useful.The scarecrows were suffocated by the fart smell, and some fell to the ground on the spot, scattered into handfuls of rotten straw.The other scarecrows also staggered, and left the dangerous place one after another with their sickles and hoes on their shoulders.

The tall and thin man was very excited when he saw this, and he opened his mouth happily to speak, but when he opened his mouth, a foul smell hit his face, causing him to cough.He pulled a piece of his clothes to cover his mouth and nose, and said indistinctly: "Young Master Meng, this trick is really good. It turns out that evil spirits are afraid of stinky farts! What are we afraid of if we have this trick? Just go out farting all the way. chant."

Hu Meng squeezed his nose with his hands and said: "It's not as simple as you think. These are not real evil spirits, but just puppets of evil spirits, so they are so easy to deal with. They can be smoked with the energy of reincarnation. Let's go, if you don't find it disgusting, you can destroy them with some shit. But the scary thing about the evil spirit puppets is that they are endless. As long as the evil spirits are not eliminated, there will be countless puppets appearing in a steady stream. Even if your stomach is emptied, how much can you eliminate?"

The tall and thin man thought for a while, and gave up the tempting idea of ​​rushing out with a stinky fart on his face.He pointed to the barren side and said, "Then let's go up from here now? As long as we go to the upper reaches of the river, we are basically safe."

"I can't," Hu Meng shook his head and said, "At first I thought the river bank was safe, and the evil spirits were either in the ghost village or under the river. But I didn't expect so many evil spirit puppets wandering along the bank. It is impossible to break through the blockade of so many puppets. The stove ash on your body lasts for a limited time, and we will be discovered by them before we go out. Maybe Wangcai and I will be fine by then, and you two will surely die."

"Then what should I do? I can't leave, I can't stay. Is there only a dead end?" The tall and thin man said unwillingly.

Hu Meng gritted his teeth, sighed and said: "It seems that there is only one way, and that is to wade across the river. Although the haunted house and ghost tombs are scary, it's not impossible to deal with them at all. It just needs to use up my family's treasure ,Ugh……"

"Young Master Meng, you can't use it!" Wang Cai suddenly interrupted Hu Meng and said, "That treasure was given to you by your family for protection. How can you use it just because of these two ordinary people? Let's go away Alright, let them die? Little evil spirit, even if it can cause some trouble, can it still kill you and me?"

The thin tall man and Ding Datou looked at each other, and they fell to their knees at the same time with a plop, hugged Hu Meng's thigh and shouted: "Young Master Meng! Please show mercy and save us! Please!"

Hu Meng's eyes flashed brightly, and then he said with compassion: "Get up, as a psychic, how can you refuse to help? What's more, so many of your brothers died because of me, and I feel ashamed."

The tall and thin man and Ding Datou cried a few more times before getting up. Hu Meng took out a red Chinese knot from his body and said, "This is a heart knot. You two are tied together. When crossing the river, if a person is killed by a ghost Hold it, another person can save him."

After handing the Chinese knot to the tall and thin man, Hu Meng carefully took out a small jade gourd from his bosom and said, "This is a yin-yang gourd, a treasure handed down from my Hu family. Invasion. But there is still one obstacle, there are two of you, but I only have one treasure gourd..."

　Do you dare to reward and subscribe for fart's sake?dare?dare?Ha ha ha ha.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)