I really don't want to be a master

Chapter 42 Drinking
Liu Yusheng let out a loud roar, and Yin Cha, who was holding the Soul Book in his hand, hesitated a little.Liu Yusheng took the opportunity to reach out and take out a small and exquisite urn from behind him. He held up the urn and said helplessly, "You two bad guys, Zhao Jun's soul is here, please don't use magic tools to destroy its yin energy."

"Hmph, psychic, didn't you say it's not here? What's going on? It's my job to detain souls. Why do you want to be so obstructive?" a clerk said with a sneer.

Liu Yusheng opened the mouth of the urn with a frustrated expression, and said listlessly: "It's not that I want to hinder the two of you from running errands, it's just that the old ghost has some friendship with me, and it's just a moment of selfishness. In the end, it's because I'm too overconfident, you two don't take it seriously. , please don’t embarrass the old ghost’s soul.”

There was a flash of blue light from the mouth of the urn, and the lonely head of the old ghost floated out of it. As soon as it came out, it complained to Liu Yusheng: "You boy is too unreliable, so just hide me in the urn." Just want to avoid Lord Yin's Erotic Book? Are you too naive or too ignorant?"

Liu Yusheng knew that he had done something wrong, but he didn't even talk back. He lowered his head and let the old ghost complain. The two servants watched coldly for a while, then made a chain from somewhere and put it on the old ghost's head. : "Okay, the time has come, Zhao Jun, let's go!"

The old ghost was originally a bald head floating in the air, but after being put on the chain, other parts of the body grew out.First the neck, then the chest, arms, thighs, calves and feet, just like magic, only the body that grew out was bloody and horrific.When the old ghost's body was fully grown, the chain automatically wrapped around it tightly, and an extra chain end came out of thin air and fell into the hands of the ghost.

Yin Cha's hand trembled, and the old ghost involuntarily floated towards it.The two ghosts were holding the old ghost, and they turned around and were about to float away. Liu Yusheng couldn't help asking: "Dare to ask the two ghosts, what will happen to the old ghost after he went to the underworld, and is there any hope of reincarnation?"

Although Liu Yusheng wanted to thwart the errand from seducing the soul, and what he did was not very authentic, but he was a famous psychic after all, and the two errands didn't want to offend too much.One of the errands looked at the Haunting Book and said coldly: "Zhao Jun ate his own body to death, he can be regarded as a starving ghost, and he also took the lives of people to death during the process, so it is reasonable to go to the [-]th floor of hell." Sentenced. As for reincarnation, if you haven't lost your soul after being tortured for hundreds of years, you can probably be reincarnated as an animal."

Hearing such a miserable fate for the old ghost, Liu Yusheng turned pale. He sighed, bowed to the bottom of the two servants, and said sadly: "You two servants, I know that the laws and regulations of the underworld are strict. I was sent by others and I can’t be the master. I dare not plead for the old ghost. It deserves whatever fate it has committed because of its deep sins. However, friends who have been separated for many years and never see each other again, it is sad to think about it. I think I implore you two to give me a little time, let me give the old ghost a cup of Zhuang Xingjiu, can you two accommodate me?"

"Where is there any time for you to catch up on the old days? There is a limited time for the gate of hell to close and open every year. We are a bunch of busy people, and there are still many souls who have never been caught. Psychics, it's not that we are unwilling to accommodate, we really don't have time." One said reluctantly.

Liu Yusheng took out a cardboard box from the side, and said respectfully: "I also know the difficulties you two have, and here is some money for my own sake. You must accept it."

He opened the cardboard box, and inside was a box full of ingots made of yellow paper, the yellow and orange ones were very pretty.This ghost money is hard currency in the underworld, and the eyes of the two errands are straight.They have been working undercover for many years, their relatives have long since died, and their descendants have never thought about burning paper money for them. When they come out to seduce their souls every year, there are incense and paper money everywhere, but it is useless if no one burns them.Now that Liu Yusheng took out such a large box of Mingqian, it can be regarded as scratching their itch.

Before the two errands could react, Liu Yusheng picked up the lighter and lit all the Mingqian. He muttered in his mouth, "Yin and Yang are separated, and the errands are separated from each other, and people who work in Yin and Yang will avoid them! Mingqian has its own number, go !"

With all the money burned to ashes, the faces of the two shackles became much better. It seemed that they had received the paper money burned by Liu Yusheng.Liu Yusheng took the opportunity and said courteously: "Don't worry, both of you, just drink a glass of Zhuangxing wine, it won't take long, please take it with you for a while, how about it?"

As the saying goes, if you eat people's mouths softly and take others' hands short, the two errands collected so much paper money from Liu Yusheng, it's not good to give him too much face.What's more, Liu Yusheng's request wasn't too much, it was just to give the old ghost a glass of Zhuang Xingjiu. Anyway, the old ghost couldn't get away with the Haunting Book.

Liu Yusheng was overjoyed, he turned around and went to the back room to bring out a big jar. Before the jar was unsealed, a smell of wine came over his face, and the greedy two were drooling.Pointing to the chains on the old ghost, he said, "You two errands, this...can you please allow the old ghost to keep his body temporarily and remove the soul-fixing chains on it?"

A good person has done his best to send the Buddha to the west, and he has already agreed to Liu Yusheng's request, so it's not bad to give him some face.Yincha chanted a few inexplicable incantations, and the chains on the old ghost's body fell off automatically, and then disappeared, but its body remained.The old ghost stretched his arms a few times, and let out a satisfied sigh: "It's been a long time since I felt this way, it feels so good to have arms and legs. Come on boy, let's have a drink, old man, so we can go on the road!"

Liu Yusheng agreed, and lifted the mud seal on the wine jar, and immediately a strong aroma of wine filled the whole room.The old ghost sniffled and said, "Good wine! Good wine! Liu Yusheng, you're lucky to find this hundred-year-old wine, and there are refined corpse spirits and rotten purple river carts in it. It's a great tonic, hahahaha... "

The two servants smelled the aroma of the wine and listened to the old ghost's ostentatious introduction, drooling.Liu Yusheng ignored it, just moved the wine jar to the table, called the old ghost to sit down, then took out a pair of wooden chopsticks and handed it to it, saying: "This is the evil wine that I have worked so hard to get. Give it to the dead, and the stranger will be sick after drinking it. Come, you can taste it."

The old ghost stared blankly at the chopsticks in his hand, and asked dumbfoundedly: "You let me drink with this? Who drinks with chopsticks? Are you playing me on purpose?"

"You know what a fart, this wine has other mysteries, and you can only experience the mysteries when you drink it with chopsticks." Liu Yusheng said mysteriously.

The errand at the side couldn't help interjecting: "Is this the legendary Five Elements Wine?"

Liu Yusheng gave a thumbs-up and praised: "As expected of a errand, he is well-informed! Unlike old ghosts who are ignorant, this is indeed Five Elements Wine!"

Yincha was amazed, turned around the jar and said, "Spiritualist, you are so capable. You can get this kind of wine. Did you make it?"

Liu Yusheng smiled and said nothing, just nodded.The old ghost and another errand didn't know what was so special about this wine, so they asked in unison: "What's so special about this wine? Come and hear it!"

In order to show off his knowledge, the errant who was walking around the jar said triumphantly: "The so-called five-element wine must be brewed with five-element evil spirits, and then combined with five-element fear, it is very elegant to drink. The psychic brought wooden chopsticks Drink, do you think this altar is Huo Sha wine?"

Liu Yusheng clapped his hands, applauded and praised: "That's right, this altar is Huosha wine, and it must be drunk with wooden utensils, but there are no wooden wine glasses at home, and other woods are not suitable for evil spirits. These pairs are used The chopsticks of the dead man's meal are stained with death energy and wood evil, and they are just used to drink this wine."

The old ghost half-understood what he heard, but the wine had a strong aroma, and he didn't care what he was particular about. He picked up the chopsticks, took a sip, put it in his mouth, and then let out a satisfied sigh.The two errands next to them looked eagerly, Liu Yusheng then slowly handed each of them a pair of chopsticks and said, "Since the two of you have caught up, let's drink together, this wine is rare in the underworld for a hundred years, don't miss it. "

"If that's the case, then I won't be too polite!" The two servants took the chopsticks, squeezed to the side of the jar and started drinking.

Seeing the three ghosts drinking and chattering, Liu Yusheng said: "It's too boring to just drink, you two poor men, let me make you a lively place to drink."

Liu Yusheng opened a box in the living room and took out two women made of paper.The surfaces of these two paper figurines were drawn by some master painter, and they look extremely beautiful.He put the two paper figurines together, surrounded them with some weird skins, and then picked up a handful of willow branches and beat them hard.The paper figurine was fragile, and was quickly smashed into pieces all over the place. He put down the willow branch and snapped his fingers, saying, "Hurry up and show up!"

As Liu Yusheng's voice fell, two pocket beauties with a height of about 1.2 meters stood up from the place where the paper figurines were scattered!Although these two beauties are not tall, they are all top-notch in other respects. They have long breasts, thighs and buttocks, so beautiful that they are bubbling.The two beauties looked very real, they didn't appear to be illusions at all, they happily sat next to the two servants, and their ears were so enviable.

While drinking, the two errands fiddled with the beautiful woman next to them, with eager looks on their faces.One of the errands said: "This...how dare you do this? Psychic master, you are embarrassing us like this. You must know that we will take Zhao Jun away no matter what. I'm afraid your hard work will be in vain. what."

Liu Yusheng smiled and said: "This has nothing to do with old ghosts, it's purely for entertaining you two. I've always been hospitable, and I treat dead souls better than strangers. To entertain you two bad men, how can you have wine without meat? So, please enjoy Bar!"

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