I really don't want to be a master

Chapter 43 Entering the Urn
Liu Yusheng spoke decently, but in the final analysis, it was because of the old ghost Zhao Jun's affairs, otherwise there would be a lot of errands and errands, why didn't anyone mention him being so hospitable?But the wine is really delicious, and the paper beauty is really alluring. The two whispered to each other, then raised their heads and said, "Since the psychic is so sincere, we should be ashamed of the disrespect, haha..."

Liu Yusheng followed suit with a smirk, and then pretended to say: "I saw that you two have worked so hard to travel between the Yin and Yang worlds, so I rewarded you. Every time there is an extra soul in the Yang world who can't get rid of it, there may be an extra life." People were killed, and I don’t know how many evil ghosts you have detained, and they have made great contributions to the peace of this world. A mere paper figure, even if you enjoy it, how can you be ashamed?"

Although Liu Yusheng's words sound reasonable, it's a pity that his acting skills are really bad. The two bad guys have a long life and rich experience, how could they be fooled by him?But having said that, the two errants have been traveling between the yin and yang worlds for so many years, and they have never met anyone who dares to scheme against them. At most, one of them will show off the evil spirits.Therefore, their vigilance was really low, which gave Liu Yusheng a chance.

The two beauties made of paper seem to be in a state of dementia. Everything around them has no effect on them, they only know how to please the two servants.The two men looked at each other, and reached out their hands to hug the beauties beside them in their arms.Although the two beauties are made of paper, they are full of flesh and blood after the illusion, their movements and expressions are no different from strangers, and they are as gentle as water and let the errands get what they want. It must be very comfortable to do that.

The old ghost's eyes widened, he didn't even bother to drink, and was about to watch a erotic drama, but what happened next blinded his ghost eyes.I saw a servant caressing the beauty in his arms like looking at a peerless treasure. After caressing for a while, he suddenly opened his mouth and bit off one of the beauty's arms!The beauty's shoulder was dripping with blood, but she didn't feel any pain at all, and she still smiled sweetly, as if her arm didn't belong to her at all.

Another errand was more vicious, he gnawed off the beauty's head with his big mouth, chewed it a few times and swallowed it with a grunt.The headless paper-cut beauty is still moving freely, and is still massaging the errand with a bloody neck.The old ghost thought he would see a good show, but he didn't expect such a result. The two servants ate very well, which made him hungry, so he hugged his arm and gnawed.

For a while, the sound of creaking and creaking was endless, it was the sound of bones being broken and flesh being torn, and the smell of blood filled the whole room.Liu Yusheng watched the three ghosts eat and drink expressionlessly, without saying a word, just took a stick of incense and lighted it silently.

Although Yincha was small, his mouth opened like a boundless black hole, and the paper-wrapped beauty was gnawed clean in a short while.The two of them smacked their lips eagerly, and one of them hiccupped. It rubbed its belly and said contentedly, "Spiritualist, thank you so much. I haven't tasted such a delicacy for many years."

Liu Yusheng was noncommittal, another errand said with a smirk, "But we have been out for a long time, so we should go back. Thank you very much for the hospitality of the psychic. When we meet again one day, we will definitely not treat you badly."

Its meaning is obvious, it is to warn Liu Yusheng that enough is enough when it comes to old ghosts. After all, no matter how powerful Liu Yusheng is, he is just an ordinary person. Sooner or later, his lifespan will be exhausted, and his soul will go to the underworld.He did a good job of saving face today, and let the two servants enjoy a rare amount of fine wine and blood food, so as long as he doesn't mess with the old ghost, the servant may give him some preferential treatment when he dies in the future .

The old ghost had already gnawed off his two arms, and when he heard the errand said that he was going to leave, he paused for a moment, looking a little nervous.Liu Yusheng looked at the old ghost, sighed sadly and said: "Oh, manpower is always exhausted, old ghost, it's not that I won't help you, it's really too embarrassing. The two servants represent the majesty of the underworld. Come here, what can I, a mere mortal, do? Just follow them and don’t worry when you get down there, I will burn more meat and paper money for you.”

"Yusheng, it's nothing to go down there, but it's just a pity that this jar of good wine!" The old ghost looked at the jar of wine with regret and said, "Where can I find this wine down here? I'm afraid I won't be able to find it if I leave this time." I can't drink it anymore. But I can't take it with me, so what can I do?"

Liu Yusheng frowned, and suddenly said loudly like a flash of inspiration: "I heard that you two yin servants can hold all things in their stomachs and can communicate with both yin and yang. Why don't you do me a favor and bring this wine to the old ghost?" Go down, okay? I will never treat the two of you badly, there are still two jars of the same Huosha wine here, so it will be counted as my thank you to the two of you!"

The two looked at each other smugly, and pretended to be modest: "What can pretend to be everything, but it can pretend to be some dead souls and ghosts, but this wine, as long as the two of us drink it, it can indeed be taken to the lower realm. go."

"Then trouble the two big brothers, as long as you bring this good wine, I promise not to make trouble along the way." The old ghost said respectfully.

It's not a big deal to bring a jar of wine. Besides, they each have their own private goods of a jar of good wine, so the two messengers naturally agreed.Seeing that they agreed, Liu Yusheng was about to tear open the mud seal when he walked over. An errand hurriedly stopped him and said, "Psychic master, we promised to bring this wine, but we can't drink it here. You have to drink it with chopsticks until the year of the monkey? What a waste of time." When it's time to go back to work, we can't afford to suffer. In my opinion, just take this jar away!"

Liu Yusheng paused, and said reluctantly: "You two take the old ghost's wine with you. It's a good wine for you. Don't you plan to enjoy it here? You can still drink this wine when it's down there. How much, that's not certain."

Yincha is actually a very humble existence in the underworld, and there are many more powerful spirits of the underworld above them. Apart from having a higher status than the undead, Yincha can only be regarded as a low-level utility in terms of official rank.What Liu Yusheng said was right, if they got any benefits in Yangjian, they would have to pay tribute to the superiors after returning to the lower realm, and how much they can keep depends on luck.

Liu Yusheng said that the two men were hesitant for a while. This Huosha wine is really a good thing, and it would be absolutely reluctant to give them away for nothing.But if you drink it here, drink with chopsticks, is that speed still needless to say?When this jar of wine is finished, I am afraid that next year's ghost gate will be opened.An errand gritted his teeth and said viciously: "You can't take advantage of those bastards, brother, let's drink this jar of good wine here. Since the psychic gave us the wine, it doesn't matter how we drink it, don't Use chopsticks, suck the evil directly!"

After the errand finished speaking, he floated up to the wine jar, stretched out an octopus-like hand and opened the mud seal, then opened his mouth and took a deep breath at the jar.Just listening to it "hoo", a gust of wind blew by, and half of the tables and benches in the room were lost, but the wine jar remained motionless.

The errand covered his stomach and yelled twice, complaining: "Spiritualist, what is this wine jar made of? Why can't I suck the wine in it? Ouch, my stomach..."

It gurgled and vomited for a long time, spitting out a pile of broken wood from its mouth.Liu Yusheng held back his smile and replied seriously: "I'm just going to remind you two, it's not that I have to ask you to drink here, it's just that when the wine is brewed, the evil spirit of the five elements is too strong, and a layer of mahogany core is wrapped in the jar to block the evil spirit. Scattered outside. Unless you drink the wine with wooden chopsticks stained with corpses, otherwise, I think you are the only ones who will go into the jar to drink it yourself."

"Drip drip..."

The alarm clock rang, and Liu Yusheng looked at his watch and said, "You two are ugly, it's time for you to decide what to do. If you are afraid of delaying time, then this wine..."

He pretended to hesitate for a while and then said: "Then I will keep this wine first, and drink it slowly when the two of you have a chance to come up."

"I don't know when it will be when I come up next time. Besides, it may not be our brother's turn to come up, psychic master, we must drink this wine today. Since the evil spirit can't be sucked out, then we will go in and drink it, but there are I have to remind you about this matter, mere mahogany jars can't trap us brothers, don't think of any crooked ideas." A errand said coldly.

Liu Yusheng said seriously: "Don't dare, dare not. How dare I play against the two of you? Aren't you afraid of going to the [-]th floor of hell in the future?"

Yin Cha looked at Liu Yusheng and the old ghost, and said with a sneer, "Zhao Jun, don't even think about running away. With this book of seductive souls, even if you run to the sky, you won't be able to hide from me."

The old ghost said helplessly: "The yang life of my body is over, where else can I go? I will consume yin energy every day in the yang world, and I don't want to be driven out of my wits by the evil sun."

The two ghosts looked at the Huosha wine in the jar. After all, the wine worms defeated their reason. They saw black light shining everywhere, and the two ghosts turned into a puff of smoke, and each sucked into a wine jar.After a while, Liu Yusheng and the old ghost watched the wine jar remain motionless, and it seemed that they really had no other plans.

Suddenly a lump of earth popped up on the roof, and a hand stretched out from it, just a lonely hand!This hand slowly crawled out of the dirt bag, pointed at Liu Yusheng and the old ghost, and then disappeared.

After a while, the old ghost said in a nervous voice, "Yu Sheng, are you done?"

"It's necessary, you can't trust me?" Liu Yusheng said dissatisfiedly, "Even if you can't trust me, you have to trust this Huosha wine. I put two hard-boiled eggs at the bottom of the jar, and these two idiots will definitely fight to get the eggs. Drink up the wine, this jar of Huo Shajiu is enough for them to sleep for a week. This week is your last time..."

Divide that mow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I have decided that from now on, all the most disgusting, trash, bastard, and ugliest supporting villains will be named Zou Xiaoying! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Grandma a mallet!Forgive the old man for just connecting to the Internet, only to realize that there is such a bastard in this world.Tomato scolded well!I don’t know who leaked this product without paying close attention to the crotch. I only have one word for this bastard who ignores life and grandstanding: I bought a watch last year!Bought a hiking bag, super wearable! ! !

PS: For those who don’t know Zou Xiaoying, please pay attention to the late author Ten Years Xueluo.

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