The ultimate pet store

Chapter 205 The Smartest Parrot in the World

The competition process of this group is simpler. In view of the variety of various pets, which cannot be uniformly quantified, the organizing committee stipulates that there will be only one competition, and all pets will have a talent show, and the final result will be determined according to the voting scores of the guests.

The first one to play is a guinea pig, a palm-sized yellow and white guinea pig pushing a mini trolley, on which there are all kinds of exquisite small cups and bowls. A hawker selling snacks on the train.

"Grilled fish slices with melon seeds, ham sausage, instant noodles..." Xiang Ling couldn't help muttering when he saw the little guinea pig come on stage.

"Use my leg to close it..." Wang Jie added with a smile, and Xiang Ling patted him lightly, smiling brilliantly.

The little guinea pig performed very hard, and the car was pushed into the air. Everyone laughed and clapped their hands.

The site gave the little guinea pig a score of 73%.

The next one appeared was a gray mini rabbit with lop ears. The little rabbit held a carrot in its mouth and gnawed non-stop.

"Brother Jie, I'm hungry." As soon as Xiang Ling saw the rabbit eating, he remembered that the big meal that Wang Jie said hadn't been served yet. He swallowed, shook his arm, and his big eyes were pitiful Looking at him eagerly, she begged.

"I'll go buy some delicious food after the game is over." Wang Jie was also a little puzzled, why just watch the game and not provide food, I didn't expect that old man Qian is really stingy!

After the little rabbit finished eating the radish, he squatted on the table in a daze, motionless.

Slowly, the guests in the audience began to discuss in low voices. Seeing the passage of time, the glamorous hostess finally couldn't help it, and smiled softly at the owner of the lop-eared rabbit, "This contestant, you What is your bunny going to do, can I get it started?"

"Cute!" the contestant said without hesitation, "My little rabbit is going to perform today is cute, look at its squinted eyes, look at the beautiful big ears, and flat three-petal mouth, isn't it cute? Take a picture?"

"Where is it cute, I only see stupidity!" Someone muttered dissatisfied.

"Stay still!" Someone immediately picked up the conversation.

The owner of the rabbit seemed anxious when he heard the protests from the audience. He raised his hand to pick up the rabbit. He was not careful when the rabbit's hind legs pouted, and a stream of hot urine suddenly spilled out, drenching half of her clothes. All wet.

"Bad rabbit!" The master patted the rabbit, looked at the people laughing loudly, and ran down in despair.

"Thank you very much for the cute rabbit's performance, please invite the next contestant!" In order not to embarrass the owner of the cute rabbit, the host directly skipped the voting session and let the next contestant come on stage.

The third contestant was a young guy. On a hot day, he wore an armguard made of thick cowhide on his arm. On the armguard stood a large gray bird.

"My parrot's scientific name is the African gray parrot, and it is the smartest parrot in the world..." The young man Wang Po sold melons and boasted, "It can recite Tang poems without missing a single word. Let me tell you a paragraph!"

The gray parrot tilted its head, lowered its head and pecked at the gap between its toes, then suddenly raised its head and quacked twice.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed seems to be frost on the ground..." The gray parrot recited two lines of Tang poems in a correct voice, which aroused the amazement of the people present. This parrot is so smart that it can recite it so fluently!
"A few more words!" The young man glanced at the surprised or envious eyes of the guests in the audience, and said triumphantly.

"G men and women on the bed, you are among them..."

boom!
The whole room roared with laughter, Xiang Ling laughed so hard, and Wang Jie couldn't help laughing. It seemed that this kid had instilled bad things in the parrot.

"Look at my parrot, how easy it is to swear at people!" The young man smiled awkwardly, and forcefully argued, "Hui Hui, I'll play another song for everyone, but no swearing!"

The gray parrot raised its head, looked at the corner of the hall, and fell silent.

The macaw also tilted its head to look at the gray and ugly African gray parrot, and suddenly flapped its wings and went straight to the gray parrot!

"Daily..." Seeing the parrot flying away, Xiangling hurriedly called out, and Wang Jie waved his hand, "Don't worry if you know how to measure the parrot."

"But..." Xiang Ling watched the parrot fly away nervously, for fear that the gray parrot would become angry and hurt the macaw. Wang Jie saw through her mind and said with a smile, "The macaw is very strong and can bend steel bars. You Do you think such a gray parrot can hurt it?"

"Okay!" Xiang Ling thought that what Wang Jie said was right, and then she was relieved a little, but her eyes were still on the parrot's every move, ready to support at any time.

"Hello!" Daidai landed on the table, and greeted the gray parrot friendly, "Can I make a friend, my name is Daidai, my home is in Yunxuan Pet Shop..."

The gray parrot stared blankly with a pair of black eyes, without answering.

"Isn't this bird the one that stretched its wings in front of the little cat just now?" A guest in the audience immediately recognized Dadai and said in surprise.

"This is a South American purple-blue macaw, and there are only a thousand in the world now, so it's very precious!" A pedantic old man wearing glasses said with a smile, "This one is so smart and can Those who have learned Chinese to this extent can be said to be one in a million!"

"I think that gray parrot is also good. I heard that the gray parrot is the smartest parrot in the world..." a fat man next to him interjected, and the pedantic old man smiled and shook his head, "This gray parrot is just learning the tongue, but it doesn't know anything at all. What are you talking about, and this macaw is very smart and free to play!"

"Be taught, be taught!" The fat man cupped his hands at the old man, "How much can you buy such a rare parrot?"

The old man shook his head mysteriously, leaned back, changed into a comfortable position, and stretched out a finger.

"100?"

"A priceless treasure!"

"Daidai likes to eat pine nuts, what do you usually like to eat?" Seeing that the gray parrot ignored it and was stalking it, Daidai continued to ask.

The gray parrot looked up blankly at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling, tilted its head and made a rattling sound, as if venting its growing anger.

"Don't pay attention to him, Huihui, I'll give you another poem!" The young man hated this parrot that came out of nowhere and asked questions, waved his hand, and ordered to the parrot.

"Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke..."

The gray parrot recited the first sentence of "Looking at the Lushan Waterfall" again, and everyone in the audience was amazed, applause was scattered, and the young man was even more proud, "The next sentence, I will give you delicious food if you say the next sentence!"

As he spoke, he took out a hazelnut from his pocket, and gestured to the gray parrot. When the gray parrot saw something to eat, it immediately widened its eyes and raised its paw to grab it.

"Recite the poem first, and I'll give it to you after you finish it!" The young man patted the parrot's paw and said loudly.

"Looking at the toilet in front..." the parrot had no choice but to speak, and recited the second sentence.

The whole audience was in an uproar again, and the guests couldn't care less about their image anymore, their laughter was loud, and some of them who were drinking water burst into laughter when they heard the parrot recite this nondescript Tang poem.

"It's okay for this man to be ignorant, he's broken the parrot!" The old pedant wiped the water from his face, which was sprayed by the tall and thin man opposite.

Staring blankly at the gray parrot, and then at the owner of the gray parrot, he suddenly shook his head and let out a quack, "I don't know what to do, what a disgrace!"

"Stinky parrot, who are you scolding?" The young man made a fool of himself twice in a row, he couldn't hold back his face, he clenched his hands into fists, and waved them threateningly.

"You become angry from embarrassment, and you are furious!" Dadai is not afraid of him, and he speaks idioms in a sneaky way.

(End of this chapter)