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Chapter 206 Turning You All Into Dumbs!

"Whose shit is this, take it back quickly!" The young man was really angry, and shouted loudly, Xiang Ling was furious, and rushed out.

"Xiang Ling..." Wang Jie hastily chased after her.

"The parrot is mine, why are we going to fight..." Xiang Ling stepped onto the stage, waved, and the parrot flew over, landed on her shoulder, tilted its head and pecked at her long hair, "Master, master, bullying Daidai, Daidai is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!"

"Cut!" The young man saw a very beautiful girl on the stage, and curled his mouth, "What kind of broken parrot, doesn't it know a few idioms, what's so strange!"

"If you say that, this girl will fight you!" Xiang Ling shook her hand and threw a stainless steel chopstick on the ground, "Come on, dare you ask your parrot to try this?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, but with so many eyes staring at him, he couldn't help it even if he wanted to, so he gritted his teeth and muttered to his gray parrot, "Huihui, go pick up the chopsticks and bend them, there's a reward!"

The gray parrot seemed to understand what he said. It flapped its wings and landed on the ground. It pecked at the stainless steel chopsticks with its head, and then flew back to his wrist, quacking twice. It didn't know that the owner wanted him to pick up the chopsticks. doing what.

"Stay dumb, go!" Xiang Ling sneered, such a stupid bird dares to bring it out to embarrass others!
Dumbly nodded vigorously, landed on the carpet, picked up the chopsticks with his mouth and fiddled with them twice, a pair of black jewel-like eyes rolled around, suddenly raised a foot, and pressed the small head of the chopsticks!
"This parrot is really smart!" The layman watched the excitement, while the expert watched the doorway. The old pedant immediately saw that this parrot has an IQ, and the IQ is not low.

The macaw bit the other end of the chopsticks with its powerful beak, and broke the stainless steel chopsticks in two while everyone was stunned!
Opening his mouth blankly, the half-folded chopsticks fell on the red carpet, shining under the lights.

Dazed didn't seem to be enough, so he just jumped on the table, aimed his sharp beak at the plywood tabletop, and pecked down!

A round hole was immediately pecked out of the one-centimeter-thick plywood tabletop. The host covered his mouth in surprise, and his eyes were full of twinkling stars!
What a powerful parrot, I really want to have such a parrot!
"Stay angry, hum!" The parrot raised its paws, spread its wings, made a demonstrative gesture at the gray parrot, and flew back to Xiang Ling's shoulder.

"Do you still want to compete?" Xiang Ling touched the parrot's forehead and looked at the young man with a sneer.

"You, you have guts!" The young man blushed with anger, raised his hand and slapped the gray parrot, which made the parrot jump up screaming, and pecked hard on the back of his head.

The young man hurriedly ran away with his head in his arms, causing everyone to laugh.

"Beauty, since your parrot is so powerful, why don't you let it perform for us!" The host stepped forward, tentatively wanting to touch Daidai's beautiful blue feathers.

Xiang Ling held her hand with a smile and placed it on top of the parrot's head.

"Wow, you're so good!" The host finally fulfilled his wish and touched the blue fur of the parrot. She was very pleasantly surprised. She lowered her voice and begged Xiang Ling to leave later after the meeting. I want to take a picture with the parrot Let my daughter see it too...

"Okay!" Xiang Ling smiled and nodded, agreeing to her small request.

"Every audience, all guests, please enjoy the wonderful performance brought to us by this beautiful and intelligent macaw!"

Xiang Lingchong blinked at Wang Jie who was standing behind him, and the two got off the stage and returned to their seats, leaving only the macaw on stage.

Facing so many people, it was not stage-frightened. It spread its wings and shook, and suddenly said, "It's so hot, let's tell everyone a bad joke to cool off!"

As soon as the sentence came out, there was a lot of laughter, and everyone applauded one after another.

"Where does your family live?" Someone asked loudly on purpose.

Daidai tilted his head and glanced at the person, raised his paw to scratch his feathers, "Dadai lives in a pet shop, there are many small animals at home, Daidai likes the mistress the most, the mistress is beautiful..."

Following the parrot's gaze, all the guests at the scene looked in the direction of Xiang Ling, Xiang Ling was so ashamed that he covered his face with his hands, disgusted, bad parrot, in front of so many people praising me, I am embarrassed!

"What about your male master? Are they usually intimate and behind your back?" Someone asked intentionally, and many people giggled when they heard this topic.

"Hmph!" When this topic was brought up, Dazed was a little angry, shook his wings, raised his paws and looked at the table rhythmically, knocked a few times before saying, "The master is a villain, always clinging to the mistress, kissing and loving." Hug, I'm ashamed to stare blankly..."

Wang Jie wished he could dig a hole in the ground with a Luoyang shovel.

This stupid parrot talks about everything!

Sitting in the VIP seat, Tang Jinyu coughed inadvertently, her face was a little ugly.

Xiang Ling rested her chin on one hand, listening to the parrot's nonsense with a smile on her face, hugging?It's nothing, how could Brother Jie have such courage.

"Dadai has a small garden at home, but it's beautiful..." Faced with so many people's questions, Daidai's chatterbox attribute broke out, and he couldn't stop the car when he started, "There is an annoying starling on the tree, quacking every day , always go to the kitchen to steal things to eat... Fortunately, there is an uncle dog watching at the door, mynah can't get in..."

"Daddy, do your masters usually teach you a lesson? Who did you learn from, and why did you learn it so well..." The host waved at the guests, gesturing for everyone to be quiet, and turned to ask the parrot.

"The master is bad, grab Daidai's walnuts and eat them..." Thinking of this, the parrot became very angry, "Dadai learned his words from the TV, and Daidai has a little tabby cat who can only watch TV at home, that is His Majesty the cat." ..."

"Cat, can you watch TV?" Everyone was startled again, and their eyes turned to Tang Jinyu's sleepy little cat who was holding in his arms.

"Meow!" Seeing many adoring eyes, the little cat yelled coldly, curled up into a ball, leaned its head in Tang Jinyu's arms, purring.

"Daidai, besides being able to talk and break chopsticks, what else can you do? Show us!" The host rolled his eyes and posed another problem for Daidai.

When the parrot heard this question, it lowered its head in shame and thought for a long time, before finally raising its head, "Daddy is very stupid, the only thing left to do is to eat..."

"I have walnuts here!" Immediately, a good-natured person threw up a bag of walnuts. The host smiled and opened the plastic bag, took out one and put it in the palm of his hand, "Can the parrot perform for us?"

"Okay!" The sound of the scene was like thunder, and the atmosphere was pushed to the peak in an instant.

Dazed but not twitching, he lowered his head, pecked like lightning, and put the walnut in his mouth. When he pushed his beak up and down, he heard a crisp click, and the walnut was split in two, and the outer skin fell off, revealing the inside. The pulp comes.

The parrot dexterously rolled out the pulp with its tongue, swallowed it, spit out the outer shell, spread its wings to everyone present, and saluted with one leg, "Dawdly, Dudao is making a fool of himself!"

"Brother Jie, did you teach these?" Xiang Ling asked with a smile.

"Actually, it learned it from watching TV. I just guided it a little bit." Wang Jie said very modestly, and Xiang Ling smiled narrowly, "The parrot said that you are always dishonest, kissing and hugging, is it true? yes?"

Wang Jie blushed, but Xiang Ling giggled, raised his hand and scratched his nose, "I'm blushing! Shame..."

Dadai's acting talent was fully stimulated, and he talked endlessly on stage. The host checked the time, and there were still many small animals that hadn't appeared on the stage!

"Please raise your hands and vote for the performance of the parrot!" The host said loudly.

Daidai tilted his head to look at the audience, and suddenly said, "Please vote for Daidai, if you don't vote for Daidai, Daidai will turn you all into Daidai!"

After the parrot finished speaking, he raised his paw and grabbed it in mid-air, which made everyone burst into laughter.

(End of this chapter)