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Chapter 124 Drunken Version of Fenhe Bay ([-])

Some words can only be felt, not expressed.

Seeing the audience laughing so meaningfully.

Yu Qian also noticed that the words had changed, and asked with a smile, "What do you mean? Are we talking about the same person?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Yeah, the four beauties Diaochan, it means that when I sing, the audience looks at me like Diaochan, those with good eyes love to watch so much, those who are fascinated by me can't walk !"

When Guo Degang talked about this passage back then, he said that his stage name was Sai Arsenic, and the taste was so sweet that he poisoned the audience and couldn't leave.

Obviously Qu Xiaoyun's adaptation this time is more advanced and more interesting.

Seeing that he was talking so well about himself, Yu Qian booed and said, "Oh, you are so powerful! Then, how about singing a song for us here today?"

"it is good!!!"

The audience roared with laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly pretended to be stupid: "Why sing one?"

Yu Qian helped him recall: "Didn't you just say that Hebei Bangzi sings well, so you want to sing one for everyone?"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head: "Did I say that?"

Yu Qian was speechless: "Hey, you really have a good memory!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh and suddenly remembered: "Yes, I am an artist from Hebei Bangzi, and I am very good!"

Seeing that he remembered, Yu Qian continued to praise: "Then let's do this, you get one for everyone."

"it is good!!!"

The audience applauded again.

"one comes?"

"Since everyone asked for it, I'll give you one." After finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun lifted his coat and was about to take off his pants.

Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him, and asked angrily: "What if I get you some paper? Why do you keep taking off your pants? Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun looked innocent, and explained solemnly: "Isn't it singing, I have to change clothes!"

Although Yu Qian was very speechless, he still patiently explained to him: "No need for that, we don't have any costumes for singing in the backstage, so you just sing plain!"

The normal rhythm of "Fenhe Bay" is three to four minutes, but today's drunken version has extended the time to nearly 4 minutes before talking about it.

Qu Xiaoyun asked: "What kind of play are you singing?"

Yu Qian thought for a while and said, "Let's sing "Legend of the White Snake"!"

When Qu Xiaoyun heard this, he became unhappy, turned his head and asked, "Are you right?"

"What did I say wrong?" Yu Qian spread his hands upwards, with a question mark on his face.

Qu Xiaoyun then asked: "What is the name of the show we are performing today?"

When this was mentioned, Yu Qian was quite embarrassed, and replied in a low voice: "The drunken version of "Fenhewan"..."

Seeing Yu Qian's shy brows and downcast eyes, the audience unconsciously raised the corners of their mouths, looking forward to the next story.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Since it's the drunk version, is that how you answered back then?"

Yu Qian's face was flushed with embarrassment, and he wanted to refute but didn't know how to refute. Finally, he sighed helplessly and confessed: "It's really not..."

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "This is the end, you can only point out the theme of the drunk version by following what you said at the beginning!"

Yu Qian ran away, and asked angrily: "Hey! What's the matter if I have to be drunk? Can't you be drunk?"

"No, you are the protagonist in this joke. What everyone wants to see is your drunken state, the feeling of being amused by the stream of consciousness, right?" Qu Xiaoyun interacted with the audience.

"right!!!"

"one comes!!!"

The audience in the audience was very face-saving, applauding and booing one after another, and they all wanted to watch the classic scene of the year again.

"All right!"

Seeing the audience's anticipation, Yu Qian nodded with a smile.

After Yu Qian agreed, he turned his head and criticized Qu Xiaoyun: "The drunken state you played is a bit underwhelming, how can you be so exaggerated, too exaggerated is a bit too much, you have to restrain yourself, look at me!"

After Yu Qian finished speaking, he straightened his curly hair and rubbed his face with his hands, trying to look ruddy.

After the preparatory work was done, he entered the scene instantly, with a subtle smile on his face, which looked like he often drank, acting in his true colors, almost exactly the same as the state of the drunk version back then.

Backstage.

Guo Degang and Meng Hetang laughed after watching it, and they felt the deepest. One was a partner, and the other was the driver who transported Yu Qian to the theater.

Meng Hetang sighed: "I can be a godfather. "Hello Teacher" is an award for strength. This acting skill entered the play too quickly, and it is almost exactly the same as before."

Guo Degang also said with emotion: "It's so fast, time flies so fast, it's like what happened just yesterday!"

When Shaobing saw it, he had a bitter expression on his face, turned his head and walked away, complaining as he walked, "I can't stand it anymore, it's a nightmare..."

"Hahaha!"

The brothers laughed together.

Both of them are ready for the moment on stage.

Qu Xiaoyun asked like before: "Sing what?"

"How about singing "The Case of Gui Mei"?"

Good guy, Yu Qian not only changed his state, but also raised his voice two tones.

In fact, this is the real state of drinking.

People who drink alcohol always think that their voices are low, but they don't know that their voices are like yelling, which makes people want to beat him.

"Hahaha!!!"

Although it was just a simple question, but with Yu Qian's state and tone of speech, the audience in the audience was amused, and they all made up the picture of the year in their brains, and the laughter became one piece.

Qu Xiaoyun was very satisfied when he saw it, and he imitated the helpless state of his master back then, and said in embarrassment: "The "Guild Beauty Case" is not good..."

Yu Qian pondered for a moment, raised his eyes and thought for a while: "Then sing "Second Entry into the Palace"!"

Qu Xiaoyun asked with a bitter face: "Why do you want to enter the palace twice? Isn't it enough to enter once?"

"Hey, what's going on if you dare to go to jail!" Yu Qian praised in a daze.

Although the normal version of "Fenhe Bay" will also propose a few plays, but these two plays have nothing to do with "Fenhe Bay".

Generally speaking, the repertoire of Hebei Bangzi has specific burdens. For example, Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue will mention "The Legend of the White Snake" in the traditional Hebei Bangzi in the "Fenhe Bay", while "The Case of Guimei" and "Two Entering the Palace" belong to Peking Opera.

It can be seen that Yu Qian was really dumbfounded back then, probably he just said whatever play came to mind.

Back then, most of the audience were laymen, and most of them didn't understand why, so Guo Degang covered it up.

In fact, most of today's audience didn't realize it. Just like before, they all applauded.

At this moment, Qu Xiaoyun behaved the same as his master back then, pointing to the big sister in the audience, and slapped his hat on: "Look, the big brother in the audience can't say well, let's change it."

Yu Qian scratched his head in a daze, and after thinking for a while, he said in a deliberative tone, "I don't know much, so how about a "Fenhe Bay"?"

After listening to it, Qu Xiaoyun seemed to have relieved a heavy burden, and his tone was slightly complaining: "This should have been sung a long time ago! The announcement is about "Fenhe Bay"!"

Yu Qian was happy: "Then come "Fenhe Bay"!"

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(End of this chapter)