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Chapter 125 The Drunken Version of Fenhe Bay (End)

Seeing that the song was finally about to be sung, the audience all looked forward to it.

Qu Xiaoyun was very satisfied with the atmosphere of the scene, and went on to say: ""Fenhe Bay" is an old story. There are a lot of young people at the scene today, and they may not know what "Fenhe Bay" means."

"Hey, there is a story in it." Yu Qian praised.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said, "Tell me!"

"Shall I talk?"

"Yes, tell me, and I'll listen to you, right?"

Yu Qian nodded and introduced to everyone: "Okay, this is a story of the Tang Dynasty. Yuan Gai Suwen rebelled against the Tang king Li Shimin and led troops to attack Goryeo. Among them was Xue Pinggui, a white-robed general, also named Xue Rengui, who made great military exploits and returned home. On the way home, he saw his son Xue Dingshan shooting geese. Xue Rengui also wanted to shoot geese, but he accidentally injured his son, thinking he had killed him. .”

There are two mistakes in the passage mentioned in the drunken version. First, Xue Pinggui and Xue Rengui were confused, and second, Xue Rengui's wife is Liu Yinhuan.

It's just that what Yu Qian said back then was justified, but today he deliberately said it wrongly, and he lacked confidence.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in satisfaction after listening, this is what he wanted.

"Then where do we sing from?" Qu Xiaoyun asked.

"Sing from "Shooting Goose"."

Yu Qian laughed a little bit, it should be sung from "Bie Kiln".

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, then asked: "Then who are you singing?"

Yu Qian patted his chest: "I can only sing Laosheng, come to Xue Rengui."

Qu Xiaoyun, like his master back then, used the method of delaying his reaction: "Oh, then shall I come to Xue Dingshan?"

"Yes." Yu Qian nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and said: "Oh, it means that you are older than me, so our relationship means that you are mine?"

Yu Qian glared at him: "Dad!"

"O~~" Qu Xiaoyun smiled happily.

The audience in the audience was also amused.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to ask unkindly: "One is Xue Rengui, and the other is Xue Dingshan..."

Yu Qian stretched out his hand and said, "Stop calling son, if you call me again, I will kick you!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"If you keep doing this, stop singing "Shooting the Wild Goose"."

The effect of the correction was achieved, but it was only when Guo Degang repeated the words of taking advantage three or four times in a row that Yu Qian came to his senses.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Oh, I finally found a suitable job."

Yu Qian frowned and asked, "Is it a suitable job to be my father?"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said nothing: "Then where do we sing from?"

"Sing from "Bie Kiln"."

"Oh, the couple met, who shall I play?"

"You play Wang Baochuan."

When Yu Qian said that he didn't realize that the name was wrong, there was no way, Guo Degang could only point out the mistake with a smile.

"Hey hey, you made a mistake, it's not Wang Baochuan."

"Yes, it's Liu Yinhuan." Yu Qian suddenly realized.

Qu Xiaoyun joked: "Xue Rengui is blessed to have two daughters-in-law."

"It's very lucky." Yu Qian praised with drooping eyes.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Then let's sing from the meeting of husband and wife, do you have any clothes?"

Yu Qian shook his head: "No, I've said it all."

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, looking very embarrassed: "Then how do you tell the difference?"

"If you have to distinguish, I have something here." After Yu Qian finished speaking, he took out an extra-large white towel from the table.

Qu Xiaoyun took it, looked at the towel and fell into deep thought: "What is this? Could it be Sun Yue's trousers?"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"What's the relationship with Sun Yue?" Yu Qian didn't understand very much.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage, and explained: "I heard my master said on stage that Sun Yue's trousers were thrown on the ground, and you don't even know what this thing is for!"

"Hahaha!!!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst into laughter.

Yu Qian nodded with a smile: "Yes, he is too fat, and he is a waste of cloth. You are holding a towel in your hand."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Oh, I haven't acted in this for many years, just wait for me!" After speaking, he unfolded the towel and wrapped it around his head.

Yu Qian took this time to explain to everyone: "Our makeup is simple, unlike the Hebei Bangzi Troupe who put on makeup for a long time, we just have a handkerchief..."

Before he finished speaking, Qu Xiaoyun had already surrounded him and came over.

Yu Qian was very surprised, he didn't expect him to be so fast: "Hey, the makeup is done now, come on, let's set the table back."

"Why set up a table?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Yu Qian pointed and explained: "The purpose is to separate the front and back. The front of the table is the front desk, and the back of the table is the backstage. This is the entrance door, and that is the exit door, okay?"

"can."

Qu Xiaoyun responded, and the two set the table.

"We'll sing if you challenge me," Yu Qian said.

Qu Xiaoyun was silent for a moment, then suddenly slapped the table, and shouted at Yu Qian: "Call out."

Yu Qian shuddered, and asked angrily, "Who are you fighting with?"

Qu Xiaoyun replied confidently: "I will challenge whomever you say to challenge!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian explained speechlessly: "The challenge is that Ding Shan'er should come."

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun responded, and sang Hu: "Ding Shan'er~"

Yu Qian reached out and stopped him: "Wait a minute, I'll challenge you, not your soul."

Qu Xiaoyun was very unconvinced: "Are my words correct?"

Yu Qian sighed helplessly: "The words are correct, but you have to have a rhyme!"

Qu Xiaoyun touched his stomach, and said shyly, "Whose is it?"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Yu Qian yelled angrily: "The rhyme of opera rhyme!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "Oh, then I'll do it all over again."

"bring it on."

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, and then sang: "Ding Shaner, it's time to come~~"

The singing is called ugly.

Yu Qian frowned, and reluctantly composed the music with his mouth: "Everything, every stage, thumping, thumping... Lige, lingering."

"Ding Shan'er..."

Yu Qian couldn't take it anymore, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Okay, don't come, what is it singing, let me show you."

"Okay, come on."

Yu Qian cleared his throat, got up, and sang: "I, Dier, went to hunt wild geese at Fenhe Bay. When the weather was like this, I didn't return. I sat outside the kiln door and waited for my Dider to come back." Good meal..."

"it is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun applauded and applauded, and the audience also responded one after another.

After Yu Qian sang a section, he turned his head and said, "Okay, it's your turn to sing!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I can't."

After hearing this, Yu Qian ran away: "We've been talking together for a long time, are you fooling me?"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "That's right, today's purpose is to help my master relieve his anger."

"I'll fuck you!" Yu Qian pushed with a smile.

(This part of the singing is messy, I shrunk it. If you like to listen to the song, you can search for the audio. It is not recommended to listen to it while sleeping. I was woken up several times by the roar...)
"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

Amid applause from the audience, the two bowed and stepped down.

……

(End of this chapter)