Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 139

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun became more and more excited as he talked, stomping his feet and cursing on the stage: "I went to the airport to buy a platform ticket, but the security guard ignored me and looked down on me! One day if I succeed, if I learn pinyin, I will have to scold on the Internet He can't!"

Guo Qilin joked with a smile: "Good guy! It will take you a few years to scold me!"

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing Da Linzi start to fight back, the audience laughed happily.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, and continued: "When I arrived at the airport, I looked for it. In an audio-visual store, I actually found a lecturer with a big middle score. He shouted there, why don't you work hard? You must work hard! I turned around and left."

"Just listen to one sentence and leave?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

"I can't understand if there are too many." Qu Xiaoyun said that his face was not red and his heart was not beating.

Guo Qilin curled his lips after hearing this: "Hey, your high school education is not very good!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun patted himself on the forehead and said: "After listening to what he said, my mind is very full, and I'm going to get down to business from now on!"

"What business are you doing?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his voice: "Sleep!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!" Guo Qilin was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun continued solemnly: "Man, I have something on my mind and I can't sleep well. I dreamed all night. I had a dream that I was very happy. I dreamed of a light, and there was a cloud in the light. In the cloud, there was a person holding a crown to me. Come here, put it on gently for me, from today onwards you are..."

"The king?" Guo Qilin continued.

Qu Xiaoyun proudly said: "Sina member!"

"Hey, what's the use of that!" Guo Qilin slapped his thigh angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun repeated his words and gestures: "I've thought about it for a long time, what does this dream mean? Get up, wash your face, rinse your mouth and eat breakfast, big pancakes, steamed buns and deep-fried dough sticks!"

After hearing this, Guo Qilin made a swallowing motion unconsciously: "You don't mind choking too much."

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun disapproved and explained: "It's time to fool!"

Guo Qilin nodded in agreement: "That's right, you can't be hungry after eating for a whole day."

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "After eating, I want to find someone to make my dream come true! After going out, I ran into a big lady on the road. Her face was covered in mud and her clothes were torn. She said she would give me pointers." Minglu."

"Have you used it?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted, and said in a very disdainful tone: "Then can I use it? Youming Road, she won't go by herself, so tell me here?"

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Qilin smiled and nodded: "That's true."

"I searched for it for two days and finally found it in a park."

"Hard work pays off!"

Qu Xiaoyun described the situation that day: "At that time, there were at least 20 people in a circle around the master. I also joined in. He is very capable, and no one who watched the excitement left."

"Has anyone left? Why?"

Guo Qilin was very puzzled, and the audience was also very curious. What a great master, there are still people praising and scolding. Why is there such a good stall in the park? Is it an outsider?
For a while, the theater was silent, and everyone was waiting to hear him explain the reason.

Qu Xiaoyun was very happy when he saw that his words hooked everyone's cheeks, imitating the original words of the master at that time.

"He said that one of these people wanted to get rich, but that person didn't know how to get rich. He just said a word, and he would talk to that person later. There was another person who wanted to go to court, and that person would win if he said a word, otherwise The family went bankrupt. Another one is bastard, his wife has been with someone else for a year or so, he can't say who this person is now, if that person wants to leave, he will tell everyone who that person is!"

(Interspersed with stand-up comic passages—Little God.)
"Good guy, if you have some tricks, you can't go." Guo Qilin praised.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled happily: "At that time, there was an old man in the crowd who peed in his pants!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"Hey, it may not be how long I have been standing here." Guo Qilin praised.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Where is this stop? I am not fulfilling this dream. If you are a thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise, you will not suffer when you return to the bastard. What's more, I don't have a daughter-in-law. I'm afraid of you. I turned my head away." Just jump!"

Guo Qilin was overjoyed: "Hey, I'm still scared if I don't walk and dance instead."

"Hahaha~~"

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After returning home, I woke up the next day thinking that I couldn't stay at home all the time. I had to go outside to refresh my mind. I thought of a good place."

"Where?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun blushed, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "I'm going to the auto show!"

"When I entered the auto show, I was so happy. These young ladies stood several times next to each car, wearing cool clothes. It was great. I watched it all morning, and after I finished watching, I bought a bottle of milk to drink."

After hearing this, Guo Qilin joked with a smile: "It whetted my appetite."

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "I can't talk to you, you dirty person!"

"Who's messing around!" Guo Qilin shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "I'm going to enrich my mind. When I came out of the supermarket, I saw an old lady in her 80s who lost something she was carrying. She couldn't bend down when trying to pick it up. This time, Guo Laoer and his wife Here you go, Tie Hammer has the best mind, walk up to the old lady, press her neck, and get down."

"Ouch!" Guo Qilin curled his lips when he heard this.

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience recalled the scenes at that time, and they were all laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to talk about the situation at that time: "The old lady lay down immediately, surrounded by many people and beat them with hammers!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Then you mustn't hit her!" Guo Qilin praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "That was a death blow. I was so stupid standing beside me that I didn't dare to speak. The hammer saw me and asked me, wouldn't you do me a favor? I said, there is no need to help. , six or seven hit it."

The audience was amused again.

"Who is helping this?" Guo Qilin praised.

Qu Xiaoyun continued in a serious manner: "When the beating is over and the person leaves, I will help the hammer up. The hammer still encourages me, allowing me to enrich myself."

Guo Qilin smiled and praised: "The heart is so big!"

Qu Xiaoyun put on a thoughtful look: "How can I be enriched? I have to do something meaningful, starting with small things, including meeting that guy who doesn't deal with shit in the park."

"It's up to you." Guo Qilin gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun scolded with a serious face: "I said pick it up, the dog owner is happy to see me, whoever owns the dog, he will pick it up himself!"

Guo Qilin felt strange after hearing this, and couldn't help asking: "Huh? Are you also leading the dog?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded disapprovingly: "Well, I'm holding hands too."

Guo Qilin curled his lips after hearing this: "It's up to you to pick it up."

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)