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Chapter 140 Master's Praise

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I worry in the house every day, when will I succeed? I waited until your elder brother Guo Laoer came to see me. After Guo Laoer came in, he raised his nose and smelled it. Hey, why is your house like this?" Does it stink? I said there is a dog, but your dog doesn’t take a bath? I said wash it once every three days.”

"Then how can it still stink?" Guo Qilin was puzzled after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's been more than a month since I died."

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, you should throw it out!" Guo Qilin was speechless.

"It's so troublesome..."

"You're too lazy." Guo Qilin looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I asked Guo Lao Er why he came, and he said that he cheated, and the axe."

Guo Qilin asked angrily: "Hey, it's a hammer and an axe. What if our family is a carpenter?"

The audience in the audience was amused when they saw Guo Qilin running away.

Qu Xiaoyun made no objection, and continued with a smirk, "Tie Hammer knows, he came to my house, and questioned Guo Laoer on the spot, you wicked person who was stabbed, and there is no one in the [-] miles, you are a wolf. After so many years of ups and downs, the old saying is good, love grows after a long time..."

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed and booed, their mouths booed, but their eyes widened, and they loved listening.

Guo Qilin hurriedly stopped him: "Wait a minute, you have to tell the truth what's going on?"

Qu Xiaoyun's face was not flushed, and he asked disapprovingly: "Idiom? How should I say it?"

Guo Qilin explained: "A long time makes love!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and asked incomprehensibly, "What did I say?"

Guo Qilin wanted to continue explaining, but felt awkward, so he waved his hands and said, "I can't talk to you!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Then you go home and watch the CD!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Fuck you, who watches the CD?" Guo Qilin was furious.

Qu Xiaoyun was unhappy: "I'm trying to persuade the fight there, you have to interrupt me!"

"Then say it!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him, and then said: "I can't say anything about the hammer, I bought this house and you go out! What should I do? I took Guo Laoer to my house, but Guo Laoer came back every day. Sitting in front of his house."

"Emotional." Guo Qilin praised.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "What, he is hanging on to use the wifi at home!"

"Who are these people?" Guo Qilin was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I'm very touched, this person still doesn't forget to study after he's like this! I have to work hard, I will definitely succeed, I have to do something big, it's hard to succeed in small things, let's do some scientific research. "

"Do scientific research?" Guo Qilin was deeply skeptical because he didn't even know pinyin.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and proudly said: "I have a fool's camera and a barbecue rack. I tie the two together. This is the unmanned reconnaissance drone!"

Guo Qilin curled his lips after hearing this: "I haven't heard of it, can it fly?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes, I can fly by throwing it into the sky!"

Guo Qilin was overjoyed: "Good guy, your flying is really simple and unpretentious."

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned slightly, and slapped his thigh: "Hey, I didn't throw it away in the end, and threw it in the neighbor's mute courtyard."

"I have to pick it up!" Guo Qilin praised.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled the situation at that time: "The mute was standing in the courtyard. I went to say hello, and I said, how about walking in the courtyard? The mute answered me, ah, I just finished eating, and I was eating at the door."

Guo Qilin listened with question marks on his face and stopped him: "Wait a minute, isn't he dumb? How can he talk?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "He speaks to pretend!"

"Hahaha~"

The audience in the audience couldn't hear the music anymore, and they pretended to be dumb when they talked, so they hadn't heard of it.

"What a mess!" Guo Qilin was amused.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "I said I dropped something in your yard, can I go get it? He let me in. When I found something and came out of the yard, I answered a phone call. Said that your brother Guo Laoer succeeded."

"How did it work?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun made three gestures with his hands: "Successfully broke the record and surpassed Bolt. It took 100 seconds for 3 meters!"

"Too fast!" Guo Qilin couldn't believe it.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly sighed and became very sad: "It's a pity that the vehicle involved in the accident ran away."

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha~~"

The female audience under the stage laughed so hard that they started covering their stomachs.

"Greatness is knocked out!" Guo Qilin spread his hands speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun put on an anxious look: "What should I do? I have to go and see my friend. When I get there, I can see that he is wrapped like a rice dumpling!"

"That's right."

"The doctor told me that I have to pay the money. I don't have any money. Let's call the hammer. When the hammer came, the hammer said, it's not that I can't pay the money. I have to take care of him when the couple is married, but I have a condition."

"What conditions?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and stared, imitating the appearance of the hammer at that time: "She said, Qu Xiaoyun, tell me one of his advantages, and I will pay the money immediately. I said, then you go."

"Is there any advantage in co-authoring?"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun snapped his fingers: "Human life is at stake. I have to think about it. After thinking about it for a day, I finally figured it out. Guo Lao Er really has an advantage!"

"What advantages?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at Guo Qilin beside him, and said with a smirk, "His younger brother is less human than him!"

"I'll fuck you!" Guo Qilin pushed with a smile.

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience applauded enthusiastically. They were so satisfied with the bottom line that they almost lifted the theater's roof with applause.

The show is all over.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian took all the actors on stage again, and there was thunderous applause from the audience.

"Thank you to all the audience friends present!"

Guo Degang bowed and thanked: "The actors on stage today are the mainstays of our Deyun Club. After the show is over, I need you to rate them. Those with the logo of "Douxiaoshe" on the seats, please come to the stage to vote."

In a blink of an eye, the voting session ended, and all the actors watched the audience leave.

The recording is not over.

"You've worked hard!"

"Master is working hard!"

Guo Degang looked at these apprentices on the stage, feeling quite emotional: "Another performance is over, and seeing that "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" is about to end, everyone has come to the present step by step, I will follow you Grandpa is very happy to watch you gradually mature!"

"Today's theme is the work that introduced you to the industry at the beginning. I am very pleased that what you said today is very good. Just now in the background, Mr. Yu asked me which group of works I am satisfied with. I think they are all good, but I feel the best today. My favorite work is Qu Xiaoyun and Guo Qilin's "A Long Time's Love"!"

"Wow!"

The brothers and sisters all cast envious eyes.

Qu Xiaoyun and Guo Qilin were a little flattered, and they were curious about the reason...

(End of this chapter)