Hei Meng husband and wife's son is too pitiful

【Simple and rough version】
A pair of cheats
two to no friends
three times four duels
All kinds of dismantling each other
The six gods have no master and suddenly love
From then on, holding hands and shouldering side by side to abuse scum and break lotus flowers
Win the grand plan, rule the world, and share the prosperity
who is thisNaturally, it is him who is ignorant and ignorant by nature, and she who is a bully and bully.
【Literary version】
Once through!The modern almighty and beautiful boy has become the son of Prince Rui?
Anyway, in the previous life, the father didn't love the mother, which is fine, but this baby body!
have to!Resign yourself to fate!Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is good for physical and mental health, fighting monsters and upgrading is good for physical fitness
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A chase!Who will get the happy-go-lucky rivers and lakes girls?
The most difficult thing in the world is not the prodigal son turning back, but the tough girl turning her fingers softly
never mind!Evil girls are evil girls, I prefer them!That's how willful it is!
Let's see how he and she compose a story in troubled times and make this peaceful world
【Funny Movie Version】
Rui Ling: "My son, if you count your fingers, you have bad intentions for me."
Tiankui: "Well, I have ulterior motives for your unruly, uneducated, arrogant, extravagant, indulgent, shameless, shameless, and skinless!"
Rui Ling: "Huh? What else?"
Tiankui: "Long like a vase, weak like duckweed, and pissed like a fly."
Rui Ling: "So I have so many advantages, tsk tsk, no wonder so many people chase after me, how about it, do you want to register first?"
"..."
Tiankui: "I'm curious, do you have such a thing as a face?"
Rui Ling: "What you said is shameless! Then I have to be invincible."
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When the moon is dark and the wind is high, when admiring passion
Tiankui lay on the roof and looked down with relish, eager to see through.
"Hey, beauty, what a coincidence, you also come to the theater?"
Putting one hand on his shoulder and covering his mouth with the other, a magnetic and charming voice came from the base of his ears.
Tiankui rolled her eyes, and put two fingers on the hand of a shameless man in white clothes who came into the house in the middle of the night to steal chickens and dogs.
"Are you going to the funeral?"
The shameless man blew hot air into her ear.
"Little boy! What do you think of paying them a memorial service after watching the show?"
Tiankui kicked a certain man off, "Go! Have fun!"
A certain man rose into the air and landed on the big tree next to him in the most handsome pose.
"White clothes are fluttering, fall for me!"
Tiankui went crazy, "Hey! Sisaobao! What are you doing here!"
A certain man continued to scratch his head and pose, "Watch a movie with you, and I'll show you a fun show along the way.
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[Summary in one sentence]
This is the story of a cheater meeting another cheater, and then teaming up with a group of teasers to upgrade, fight monsters, abuse scum, and win the world.
It is also the history of a group of kings and funny comparisons

Key words of the novel: The Son of the Hei Meng Couple Is Too Cheating