American comics: Random transformations

A goofy voice came from behind the factory wall:

"Yahoo! Double-Handed White Hole Attack!"

Boom—!

The walls of the chemical factory were directly blasted through by two white light beam cannons!

Sunlight streamed through the hole, and a super-large white egg, dressed in strange clothing, flew in from the hole, hovering in mid-air like Superman.

As soon as it arrived, it chuckled idiotically:

"Heh heh heh, luckily I was smart and gave Robin a piece of eggshell, otherwise I really wouldn't have been able to find you! This damn place is too big, it's too troublesome to find people. Are you two alright?"

Fuck, the egg is talking!

"What the fuck? What the hell is this thing?" The Joker's worldview suffered a considerable shock.

The Joker tried to subvert order and plunge Gotham into chaos, but he never thought of plunging Gotham into fantasy!

He originally thought that the Court of Owls, who created the undying assassins, was already very powerful, but he didn't expect that there would be even more bizarre things!

That egg, that thing with a cockroach helmet on its head, wearing a scarlet cloak, with a golden belt around its belly, and on that golden belt, there's even a... a fried egg!

Most importantly, this bizarre, talking, ghostly thing, it actually fucking flies!!!

The Joker's abnormal brain was a little confused at this moment: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? Am I fucking dreaming?

Whether it's a dream or not, who the fuck would believe it if this was said out loud?

Taking advantage of the Joker's distraction, Batman rushed towards the Joker without hesitation, kicking the Joker away, away from the electric winch.

"Egg, you go save Robin! I'll deal with the Joker!"

Batman doesn't have time to ask Xiaosage how he managed to fly.

He just wants to get the location of the dirty bomb from the Joker!

The Joker also unhesitatingly took out six small knives from his pocket,夹 在 指缝 里(夹 在 指缝 里), he plans to fight Batman one-on-one.

"You should call me Xiaosage... Forget it, I'm just being an egg for an hour anyway.

Don't worry, leave Robin to this Prophet!"

Xiaosage Superman flew over, drawing circles in the air to unleash a big move, using "White Hole Attack" to smash the chains and fly Robin, who was falling, to a safe place.

As soon as he landed, Jason complained: "Where have you been? And what kind of getup is that? It's too ugly!"

Xiaosage Superman touched his helmet and flicked his cape.

"No taste, this is super cool, okay!

After I was resurrected, I went to the chemical factory's employee cafeteria. I have to say, their food is really bad!

I searched for a long time before I found eight eggs. My current image is the result of eating fried eggs. The transformation energy of fried eggs is very limited. Be careful yourself, I'm going to help Batman!"

Xiaosage Superman soared into the air and rushed towards the Joker.

"Hey! You!"

Jason wanted to say something, but seeing that Xiaosage Superman was already fighting the Joker, he didn't say anything more.

"White Hole Attack! White Hole Attack! White Hole Attack!"

Xiaosage Superman kept drawing circles, and the power erupted from the shining white circles was comparable to a small missile.

After the energy of the light circles bombarded the Joker, white lightning symbols would be left in the attack area.

That symbol will continue to discharge electricity, continuously destroying the Joker's self-healing ability, but the Joker has withstood so many light cannons, and apart from looking a little embarrassed, he doesn't seem to be dying.

"What's going on?"

Xiaosage Superman thought that his energy was too low, so the power became smaller.

But when his White Hole Attack bombarded the pillars or walls of the factory, the power to easily blast out large holes didn't seem weak at all!

"Could it be that with Xiaosage's ability, I can't kill people!!!"

Tian Xiaoban thought about it carefully, and this is really possible!

In children's cartoons, there are no dead people!

No matter how exaggerated the characters' combat power is, at most they will be beaten until their heads smoke, or their eyes circle, but they just won't die.

He wanted to use "White Hole Attack" again, but the circles drawn by Xiaosage Superman no longer glowed, as if they were out of power.

"Forget it, Batman, you hang in there, I don't have enough energy! I'm leaving first!"

Xiaosage Superman used his last strength to fly to Jason's side. At this time, a white light lit up, and Xiaosage Superman, who was originally dressed in clothes, turned back into the blank Xiaosage again.

"What a pity! Out of power!"

Jason asked, "What was that just now?"

Xiaosage was still complaining: "It's all this damn factory's fault, there are so few eggs! It caused me to not have enough fried eggs, now the fried eggs are used up, out of power."

Jason probably understood and said, "This is simple! I'll have Alfred make some more!"

At this moment, Xiaosage showed a contemptuous look, as if looking at an idiot:

"Of course Alfred can make fried eggs. But the problem now is, I don't know if it's still in time!

The Omnitrix's transformation time is limited. By the time Alfred sends the fried eggs over, there probably won't be any time left!"

"Then what do we do? If you don't have power, you can't fight the Joker. Are we going to find the dirty bomb? Could the Joker have put it in this chemical factory?"

Batman has already knocked the Joker down. He, a mortal, knocked down the Joker, who possesses the "Dionysus Factor," and pinned him to the ground.

"Heh heh heh, save it, Bats. If the dirty bomb was here, would I be wasting time with you? Ah ha ha ha..."

The Joker's facial expressions were extremely mocking, vividly portraying "I'm just fucking with you" on his face!

Bang bang bang!

Batman grabbed the Joker's hair, smashing his face into the metal floor repeatedly, breaking the Joker's nose.

"Speak! I don't have time to waste on you!"

"Hehehehe, kill me! Just kill me, take out my heart, and the dirty bomb will never explode.

Otherwise, hahahaha, let all of Gotham go meet Satan! Hahahaha..."

"Satan?" Xiaosage couldn't help but retort, "That lazy bum wouldn't want to see a Gotham madman like you!"

Thump!

It sounded like a brain-fart echo.

Xiaosage inexplicably shattered into pieces, then instantly reformed.

This time, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, afraid of being retaliated against by that petty guy in Los Angeles.

Jason: "..." Although he didn't understand what Xiaosage did, he was deeply shocked!

Holy crab, is there really a Satan!

"Slap!"

"Don't think nonsense! Robin. You're not immortal like me."

Xiaosage slapped Jason on the back of the head, telling him not to think wildly, in case he offended Satan, it would be troublesome.

However, Xiaosage could still make something of the scene just now.

"You saw how I died just now, right! Joker, you don't want to die like I did just now, do you!"

But the Joker didn't seem to be intimidated at all, he laughed wildly, "Hahahahaha... I won't die! The Joker will never die! Just one worst day is needed to create the next Joker!"

Bang! Bang!

Batman struck two more heavy blows, because he had just understood the Joker's implication.

The Joker planned to remain silent until the dirty bomb exploded, and who knows how many Jokers would be born among the surviving Gotham citizens.

"Speak! Joker!" Batman's hoarse voice was full of anger, and even through the mask, one could feel that angry face.

The Joker mocked with an indifferent expression: "If you want to save Gotham, kill me, little bat!

Kill me, and everything will be fine, right? Why don't you do it? Aim at the heart, just dig out my heart, and you can solve this crisis! Hahaha, come on! Do it!"

"No!"

After saying this word, the angry expression on Batman's face disappeared, replaced by incomparable indifference!

He said in a cold voice, "I will send you back to Arkham again, and keep you locked up until you die!"

After speaking, he took out a bunch of high-tech gadgets from his utility belt, which quickly assembled into a shackle in his hands.

"After knowing you could create those immortal monsters, I studied those teeth for a long time and came up with this.

This shackle can disrupt your body's magnetic field, which can limit your self-healing ability!

This thing, if a normal person wears it, will die in less than five minutes, and you will wish you were dead!

Tell me, where is the dirty bomb? Otherwise, I won't stop!"

Within the minute of speaking, the Joker's smiling expression had already subsided, replaced by extreme pain!

He felt that every bone, every cell, was collapsing, disintegrating, and then forcibly pieced back together by the powerful healing ability of the "Dionysus Factor".

"Ah-- Ah hahahaha-- Ha!"

The standard bitter smile appeared from the Joker's mouth.

Jason and Xiaosage had already run to the corner.

Damn, this Batman is so perverted! That weapon sounds so cruel!

It is simply designed specifically for criminals with strong healing abilities.

Xiaosage, who is known as immortal, even trembled instinctively, fearing that he would be caught by this thing!

"Why don't we go back first! I think Batman is quite busy, so we won't bother him!"

The white egg trembled with a suggestion.

Jason also nodded frantically, he felt that Batman at this time was so ferocious, he Robin needed Alfred's comfort!

.........

On the other side, Gotham Police Department.

Gordon, who was originally on patrol, suddenly received news of the dirty bomb and immediately stepped on the accelerator and returned to the police station.

Brutally pushing open the police station door, he ran to the front desk receptionist and took the phone.

"I'm Gordon, please tell me the news! Yes! What! Are you really sure? Okay, okay, you evacuate quickly, I'll send someone over immediately!"

Hanging up the phone, Gordon ran out again anxiously.

As soon as he jumped into the police car, he turned on all the police car channels and immediately roared: "Go to Gotham University immediately! That dog-shit Joker sent the dirty bomb to Gotham University!"

"Fack! Damn Joker!" × N

Without Gordon needing to emphasize, all the police cars sped out at excessive speeds!

Several police officers' children were still studying at Gotham University!

These police officers also included the chief's daughter!

Hearing the news Gordon said, the police officers whose children were still in school suddenly felt like the sky was falling!

If they didn't have nitrous oxide, they would probably turn on the nitrous oxide to speed up the police car!

........

The indifferent Batman, who was watching the Joker being tortured, suddenly received a message from Alfred:

"Sir, the dirty bomb has been sent to Gotham University, the police station just received the news, Gordon has already rushed over!"

Chapter 25 Xiaosage's Potential Abilities

The originally indifferent Batman, who was watching the Joker being tortured, had his anger ignited once again after hearing Alfred's message!

He grabbed the Joker's collar and gave that pale face, twisted in pain, a good old ORA beatdown.

After beating the Joker's face beyond recognition, he brutally broke his limbs.