American comics: Random transformations

Then, he hoisted the Joker onto his shoulder, turned to the two of them, and said, "Let's go to Gotham University! The dirty bomb is there!"

"Oh, oh, oh! Okay!"

"Okay."

Xiaosage and Jason nodded repeatedly. The two eggs, plus a crippled Joker, ran towards the Batmobile.

Xiaosage and Jason guarded Batman's side, knocking away everyone who approached. Now was not the time to waste with these small fry.

… … … … … …

Commissioner Gordon, having rushed to Gotham University, was in a firefight with the Joker gang!

Bang bang bang bang… …

Da da da da… …

Gunsmoke filled the air, bullets flew everywhere, and the battle was extremely fierce!

Those damn masked Joker gang members had surrounded the entrances and exits of Gotham University.

If the police officers wanted to go in and save people, they had to take down those blocking the way!

Everyone inside the school had hidden. They weren't hiding from the Joker gang's lunatics.

They were hiding from the soon-to-explode dirty bomb!

Damn it!

Just twenty minutes ago, someone had delivered a beautifully wrapped large gift box by truck and placed it next to the teaching building.

Such a large gift box placed there naturally attracted onlookers. Some students were curious, some teachers were puzzled. They even thought someone was planning a marriage proposal and thought the idea was creative.

However, just a few minutes ago, the gift box had actually opened automatically.

A large firework painted with red paint stood upright inside the box. A small blackboard hung on the firework, with a drawing of the Joker's smiling face and a sentence:

Happy 3rd Anniversary of the Joker and Little Bat playing games!

A timer hung below the blackboard, displaying: Countdown… 25 minutes 13 seconds.

When the time reached 25 minutes and 13 seconds, this large firework would turn Gotham University into a wasteland.

It was certain that this was the Joker's gift, a gift sufficient to send Gotham University to heaven on the spot.

The students who saw this thing at the time were almost scared to pee!

They immediately called the GCPD and ran towards the school gate, but unfortunately, the school gate was guarded by fully armed Joker gang members. Running out of the campus meant being shot dead.

When Commissioner Gordon arrived with his men, they were ambushed by the Joker gang.

Seven brothers died, twelve were shot, three police cars were scrapped. Those who were shot were receiving emergency treatment, while the rest were in a firefight with the Joker gang.

Gordon complained, "What the fuck? Where did they get such strong firepower! It's almost as good as ours! Don't let me find out which bastard sold them the guns!"

(The Penguin, huddled in a safe house, sneezed more than a dozen times at this time. He would never have imagined that his arms warehouse had been stolen by the Joker.)

"Watch out for grenades!"

When more than a dozen grenades were thrown over, the defensive position surrounded by police cars was instantly blown up, and seven police cars were directly blasted into wreckage.

"Fuck! My car! I just fucking changed to a new car! I absolutely! Fucking! Will kill them!"

Commissioner Gordon was red with rage. Before, he was anxious to rush into the school to save people, but now, he was anxious to kill these damn guys first!

Bang bang bang… …

Gordon held a riot shield and fired continuously from the opening of the shield. Before coming out, he took a few more full magazines from his colleagues and then charged up.

The Joker gang members on the opposite side suddenly saw someone daring to rush out and immediately focused their fire.

Ding ding ding ding ding… …

That was the sound of bullets hitting the riot shield and falling, the sound was continuous.

The specially made, heavyweight riot shield, after being focused on, had a pitted and uneven shield surface!

This kind of riot shield that could withstand rocket attacks was a new product from Wayne Enterprises and was new equipment that the police department had just updated a few days ago. Gordon was glad that he was willing to spend money at that time!

Gordon withstood their attacks and aimed and fired when they were changing magazines.

One person, one gun, bang bang bang… … emptying the magazine.

He killed seven unlucky bastards at once.

The remaining Joker gang members, seeing how fierce Gordon was, also began to be timid.

They began to retreat, looking for cover, hiding in the security room, behind vans… …

Just as they were finding places to hide, Gordon advanced with his shield, and the police officers behind him followed suit.

The commissioner set an example, so fierce that he directly led the charge!

They were the righteous police officers selected by the commissioner, they couldn't be cowards!

More and more police officers advanced with shields, gradually surrounding the area.

The Joker gang members finally panicked. They had only heard their predecessors bragging about what a ruthless person Gordon was. Now that they saw him, he was indeed extraordinary. This wasn't just a ruthless person, this was simply a destroyer!

Moreover, Gordon was actually charging towards them!

"Holy crab, hurry, hurry, hurry, use grenades to blow him up!"

"Throw it! Throw it at him!"

Whoosh—

Gordon was quick-witted and quick-handed, swinging his riot shield to swat away the flying grenade, then quickly crouching down, shrinking his body behind the shield as much as possible.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The explosion overturned the Joker gang's van, blew away the unlucky bastards hiding behind it, and the shockwave of the explosion also blew Gordon away, but he was fine. Fully armed, Gordon just stumbled.

He got up again and advanced towards the enemy!

"Woohoo~ So cool! Commissioner Gordon is awesome!"

A rookie who had just joined the GCPD was impressed by Gordon's bravery! He was immediately so excited that he wanted to help Gordon.

"Shut up, rookie, leave this to us, you guys go and arrest people!"

An old bird flicked the rookie's forehead, waking him up, and told the rookie to arrest those Joker gang members who had been blown over by the bomb, while the others continued to advance with Commissioner Gordon!

Outside the school gate, it was bustling, and inside the school, things were also uneasy.

Several Joker gang members with guns rushed directly into the classroom, trying to take students hostage to break through the police encirclement.

But they were also unlucky, as the person they threatened happened to be Commissioner Gordon's daughter, Barbara Gordon.

"You guys really have a knack for picking people! Criminals!"

After Barbara finished speaking, she delivered a sweeping kick, directly knocking down the idiot with the gun, and then kicking him unconscious.

The police station's grappling techniques were used to restrain another Joker gang member in place!

"Hey! Don't just stand there like idiots, come over here, a few of you, and help me hold them down!"

Barbara shouted at the crowd, and several strong men stood out from the crowd to help hold down the two unlucky guys.

"Oh, is Barbara so powerful?" Barbara's classmate muttered quietly.

The person next to him who heard it responded: "Isn't that obvious? After all, her dad is Gotham's toughest commissioner, it's normal for her to know a few grappling moves! Huh? What's wrong with you? Hey!"

The person who was stunned responded: "Ah? Ah! Oh, I was wondering if I've ever offended her."

"I don't think so… Uh… maybe… …"

… … … … … …

Outside Gotham University.

The Bat-plane streaked across the sky, with no pilot inside; it was just there to deliver takeout!

However, its appearance shocked the嚣张 Joker gang.

It also made the GCPD feel like they had been injected with chicken blood; their savior, Batman, had arrived!

The police's morale was immediately boosted!

At this time, the police officers no longer felt sore backs or aching legs; they were all incredibly brave, charging forward, braving the hail of bullets, and taking down those criminals!

Before the Bat-plane could land, the police had already taken down all the Joker gang members.

When the Bat-plane landed, the hatch opened automatically, revealing nothing inside except for a covered food container.

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"What's going on? Why didn't Batman come?"

"What is this? Fried eggs? Are there so many for us to eat?"

"Hey, you idiots, quickly think of a way to deal with that dirty bomb! What are you standing around for!"

Gordon really felt speechless; he couldn't lead these new recruits; they shouldn't be delayed by such meaningless things!

“Woo — — Woo — —”

The sound of roaring engines rose, getting louder and louder, closer and closer!

The police officers, who were just about to run into the campus, looked warily towards the source of the sound.

A dazzling Batmobile, speeding and constantly honking its horn, raced all the way here, even drifting in front of the university gate.

The car door opened the next second, revealing Batman in all black, Robin wearing green shorts, a Joker in a purple suit looking like a dead dog, and… what the hell is this thing? An egg?

A huge egg with long arms and legs?

As soon as it jumped out of the car, it ran towards the Bat-plane at lightning speed, with a cloud of dust trailing behind its legs as it ran, like a special effect.

Handsome Bro lifted the lid of the food container, revealing the most fried eggs that Alfred could make in the limited time, a total of 20, enough for it to transform for ten minutes.

It swallowed them all in one go!

Then, in a burst of white light, it transformed into Handsome Superman!

The red cape fluttered in the wind, and it flew directly into the campus.

The people at the police station suddenly felt their minds buzzing, unable to comprehend everything that had just happened.

Gordon, whose head was equally muddled: "This is?"

"Never mind that egg, tell me, Gordon, where is the dirty bomb?"

Speaking of serious matters, Gordon ignored the mind-blowing玩意; he said seriously: "We were ambushed by the Joker gang, we just won against the Joker gang, and now we are going to find it! According to the clues on the phone, that thing should be next to Teaching Building No. 1."

Batman threw the Joker to Gordon and instructed: "Keep an eye on him, don't take off that handcuff; he now has terrifying self-healing abilities, and that handcuff can suppress his self-healing!"

After speaking, he led Robin and ran towards the school.

Handsome Superman arrived in front of the dirty bomb, looking at the countdown of four minutes and fifty-two seconds on it.

Just as he was about to take action, he was dumbfounded.

Me, disarm a bomb? I don't seem to know how! I haven't learned it at all!

Then, a picture suddenly flashed in his mind.

A white eggshell containing a black preserved egg, the black preserved egg was trying to cause damage inside the white eggshell, but it couldn't cause any damage to the space inside the egg.

Handsome Superman pondered thoughtfully, then opened his mouth and swallowed the dirty bomb in one gulp!

This scene shocked Batman and Robin, who had just arrived.

Chapter 26: The Joker Incident Resolved, the Owls are on the Move

"Holy crab! Bat! That doesn't look like something you can eat! Don't be stupid at this time! Spit it out!"

Jason rushed over first, shaking Handsome Superman vigorously, trying to make it spit out the dirty bomb.

The force of the shaking caused a "clanging" sound to echo in Handsome Bro's stomach.

Handsome Superman was almost shaken into seeing stars, and he hurriedly said:

"Hey, stop shaking, stop shaking, Robin, if you break my eggshell, the dirty bomb will fall out! It would be terrible if it exploded outside!"