American comics: Random transformations

Lois screamed and ran over, helping the weakened Superman up! She was helpless, able only to watch him weaken.

Lex Luthor walked over, crouched down, and leaned close to Superman's pale face, saying with a sneer, "Hahahaha, yes, that's the expression I wanted to see!"

Shock! Fear! And the dread of becoming ordinary! Welcome to the ranks of the ordinary, Superman!"

"Damn you, Luthor, what did you do to him! How could you treat a hero like this!"

"Whose hero? Certainly not mine. Don't worry, that green light will only weaken him; it won't kill him."

Under the murderous gaze of Lois Lane, Lex Luthor calmly stood up, looking down condescendingly, and said:

"Superman, humans may not have your X-ray vision, but we have all sorts of surveillance equipment.

You didn't think I'd act without being certain, did you? Haha, I've figured out all your weaknesses!"

Below the stage.

The once invincible Superman leaned weakly on Lois, while the ordinary human Lex Luthor stood triumphantly before him.

At this moment, Lex Luthor was the victor!

The previously quiet scene instantly erupted into chaos!

A cacophony of cheers, whistles, and cries of shock filled the air!

The citizens of Metropolis would never have imagined that the invincible Superman would be defeated by Lex Luthor in this way!

… … … …

The only one in the audience who didn't react much was Tian Xiaoban, who had come to watch the spectacle.

From his perspective, Lex Luthor had shown off his intelligence, grinding Superman's so-called super-brain into the dirt.

The green kryptonite radiation had directly floored Superman, who now resembled a punctured balloon, constantly leaking air… His once immense energy was now being dissipated by the radiation.

This made Tian Xiaoban uncomfortable, giving him the sense that with kryptonite, he could easily defeat Superman!

It gave him a sense of disappointment, as if a potentially worthy opponent in the future had been defeated by a nobody!

Damn Superman, give me back the excitement I had before, you bastard!

Then, Lex Luthor began the classic villainous act of giving a mocking speech!

He stirred up the atmosphere, and according to the current plot development, a reversal would soon occur, and Superman would probably be saved by someone… … …

But… … Ten minutes later… …

As the noise from the audience gradually subsided, and the citizens' shock began to wear off.

Lex Luthor still hadn't made his next move, letting Superman lie like a corpse on the ground, as if he were waiting for someone.

"Shouldn't this be happening?" Lex Luthor rubbed his bald head. According to his usual thinking, that super-fast bird from yesterday, who saved so many people along the way, would definitely come to the rescue now that Superman was in danger!

Why hasn't it come after so long?

If Tian Xiaoban knew what Lex Luthor was thinking, he would definitely say to Lex Luthor with a mocking expression:

"Baldy Lex, I want to too, but I really can't transform! If I could really turn into the Yellow Bird, I could fly over and beat you down in a second! I definitely wouldn't make you wait even a second!"

The citizens below were also puzzled, not knowing what Lex Luthor was waiting for, and his confused expression clearly showed that something was out of his control.

So, a particularly brave guy in the audience spoke up and asked, "Lex Luthor, what are you waiting for?"

Since someone sincerely asked, Lex Luthor naturally took pity and answered, not wanting to be cryptic:

"I'm waiting for that bird."

He pointed to the Yellow Bird on the big screen.

"Look, I've already taken care of Superman, let alone a bird, right? Don't worry, let's wait patiently! I've installed more than 30 high-speed cameras around this stage, and once it appears, its image will be displayed on the big screen!"

With an explanation, the crowd below quieted down, quietly waiting for the Yellow Bird to appear.

Tian Xiaoban: "? What the heck, I'm getting involved in my own gossip. Baldy Lex is actually waiting for me? Should I reveal myself?"

After thinking about it, Tian Xiaoban decided to transform first and see what he would turn into!

Looking around, there were quite a few people, but there were public toilets not far away!

Tian Xiaoban trotted over, preparing to transform!

He was almost suffocated by the stench as soon as he entered. Good heavens, it was super smelly!

He just wanted to find a stall to go in and transform, but the toilet hadn't been flushed.

Close the door, next one.

Still not flushed!

Damn it, these people have no manners! Next one!

Damn, none of them were flushed!

"Curse those who don't flush the toilet, may they all suffer from constipation every day!"

A vicious magical curse spread throughout the entire toilet!

"New and clean!"

The entire toilet was as bright as new. Tian Xiaoban complained speechlessly, "I'm probably the only one in the world who uses magic to clean public toilets!"

Without further ado, transform!

Boom!

"Huh? What's going on? Why do I feel like my body has become weaker?"

Tian Xiaoban came out of the stall and carefully looked at his appearance in the mirror.

"Why do I look like an ordinary IT programmer? The Omnitrix is actually on my chest. Damn, who is this? What are my inherent skills? You should at least tell me! Give me some reaction, body!"

Glug glug ~

"Oh my god—, it seems this programmer's body isn't very good, and I'm actually having diarrhea! Luckily, I used magic earlier, otherwise, I really wouldn't have the guts to use this place!"

… … … … … …

The scene returns to the stage.

Another 20 minutes had passed, and even Superman had recovered and was standing on the stage again.

However, under the influence of the kryptonite radiation, Superman now only had the physical strength of an ordinary Earthling.

"Luthor, you have proven to me the intelligence of humans, but I will still do what I should do!"

Lex Luthor was already annoyed because the Yellow Bird hadn't appeared, and he felt uncomfortable being stared at by Superman's serious gaze:

"Hmph, foolish, you are just an ordinary person now. I can kill you with an ordinary pistol. Without your powers, what can you do? Stop making me laugh!"

Superman still said earnestly, "Even if I lose my powers, I will still help others! I didn't become Superman because of those powers, but because my heart wants to help others, which is why everyone calls me Superman!"

Clark wasn't wrong about this. In the beginning, he was just helping people while wearing the Kryptonian battle suit. Because he helped so many people, the news gave him a nickname: Superman!

Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Lois's eyes were practically glued to Superman!

Lex Luthor couldn't refute, only scoffing with disdain. He couldn't very well lock Superman up for research in public! He could only do such things in private.

Boom!!!

The nearby restroom exploded! The explosion was deafening!

A very familiar figure slowly floated up from the rubble.

A blue and red suit, a red cape fluttering behind him, he wore red briefs with the words "SUPER BLADE" inscribed on the elastic band.

Unlike the big S on Superman's chest, his chest had S.B.

His first sentence rendered everyone present speechless.

"Hey, anyone got any paper?"

Chapter 42: Single-handedly Skewing the Art Style

"Huh? This…"

Lex Luthor, stumped by Poop Superman's question, felt his brilliant mind short-circuiting.

He turned his head, looking at Superman with a strange expression, and asked, "Your brother?"

At this time, Kryptonian General Zod had not yet begun his invasion of Earth. Aliens still only existed in textbooks. The citizens of Metropolis, including Lex Luthor, still perceived Superman as a very powerful super-powered individual.

Superman's expression was also bewildered. His super brain had truly become just for show at this moment: Could there be other Kryptonians on Earth? But my father's holographic AI said that Earth should only have me as a Kryptonian… Could it be a Superman impersonator?

He honestly replied, "No, I don't know him. I'm an only child, I have no brothers."

Lex Luthor's gaze swept back and forth between the two, noting their similar height, similar bangs, similar suits, and their similar penchant for putting letters on their chests.

"Are you sure? Then why is he dressed like you? Could he be a half-brother you don't know about?"

Lex Luthor suddenly thought of the half-sister he had just found. He was also dumbfounded when they recognized each other.

Was Superman about to have a live family reunion?

Superman knew himself that he was an alien and could not possibly have an Earthling brother, no matter how similar they looked.

"Maybe he's my admirer… He's imitating me…"

Superman, affected by the Kryptonite, couldn't determine the other's strength.

Without the assistance of superpowers, his super vision was useless, and he couldn't even see the logo on the other's suit clearly.

His judgment of the other's power came from the sudden explosion of the restroom, or rather, the ruins that were all that remained beneath Poop Superman's feet.

Being able to easily destroy a building meant his strength shouldn't be weak! And he can fly. Dressed like that, even if he was pretending to be Superman, no one would think he was fake.

… … … … … …

The atmosphere was very strange. Seeing the atmosphere about to cool down, Poop Superman had an inexplicable urge to prevent the whole scene from going cold.

So, he said the next sentence:

"Never mind about the paper, there are only a few minutes left anyway.

Hey, you bald guy over there, let go of that Superman! Let me do it!"

Lex Luthor, mocked on the spot, immediately had veins popping on his forehead.

He had never seen such an arrogant person in his life!

"Looks like this new Superman is very cocky! F*ck, having hair doesn't make you special! Being able to fly doesn't make you special! I'll see how long you can be arrogant!"

Lex raised the remote control in his hand and aimed it at Poop Superman in the sky.

At the same time, all the Kryptonite lasers on the stage turned and aimed at him, firing green lasers at him simultaneously.

Poop Superman was immediately turned green, from head to toe, with a large amount of Kryptonite radiation filling his entire body.

Then, following the desire to perform in his heart, he descended slowly from the sky like an Oscar-winning actor, his expression painful and fearful as he said:

"Ah!!! Could this, could this be the Kryptonite ray! The ray that can turn Superman into trash! Ah ah ah!!!"

Superman: "Uh… Is it that exaggerated? It's just that your strength disappears instantly. I didn't say so much when I was hit by this ray."

Lex Luthor was waiting for this. Seeing another Superman humiliated, he laughed out loud:

"Ah ha ha ha ha! Aren't you Superman? Fly up and show me! You curly-haired idiot pretending to be Superman! So what if you have hair, you're just as stupid as Superman!"

The curly-haired Superman next to him was speechless again. Luthor's pettiness was quite severe.

Just as Lex Luthor was gloating, Poop Superman, who had a painful expression, suddenly retracted his expression and said with a smile:

"Just kidding!"

As everyone knows, smiles are eternal. They don't disappear, they transfer.

The smile on Lex Luthor's face transferred to Poop Superman's face: "Ah ha ha ha, Kryptonite rays don't work on me!"

Lex Luthor's expression immediately changed, shocked! Terrified! In disbelief!

The remote control in his hand was about to smoke from being pressed. The intensity of the Kryptonite ray had been turned up to the maximum!

"Why!!! It shouldn't be! Shouldn't you be lying on the ground unable to move!!!"

Poop Superman curled his lip with disdain:

"Tch, who told you I was an ordinary Superman? I'm Poop Superman, okay!"