American comics: Random transformations

Superman: "..." What do you mean, 'ordinary' Superman...? Are there any *un*ordinary Supermen?

Lex Luthor's eyes were bloodshot, and he wanted to rant, but he didn't know what to say. His intelligence told him that if he were too arrogant at this time, he would be beaten to death. The other party didn't look serious, unlike Superman, who was so easy to fool.

The Poop Superman ignored Lex Luthor's emotional breakdown and began to introduce himself, like an IT bigwig introducing his developed software after being suppressed for too long:

"Although I have super strength, super speed, a body of steel, laser eyes... my superpowers are about the same strength as an ordinary Superman.

But, didn't you see that I came out of the toilet!

I'm usually just an ordinary IT programmer, as ordinary as anyone else, but when someone needs me, I rush into the toilet as fast as I can. As long as I take a dump, I'll become Poop Superman!"

He rambled on and on, disrupting everyone's emotions. What was that all about? Everyone listened, but no one understood!

They turned their heads in tacit agreement and looked at the equally bewildered Superman.

"Uh, this..." Superman felt like he was being indirectly mocked.

Although he occasionally slacked off at work, running to the toilet to change clothes and then go save people, he would absolutely never go to the toilet to take a dump!

He knew his own situation. His powerful body could absorb food very cleanly, leaving very little waste.

But how could the other party have such an outrageous setting!

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him and that everyone was looking at Superman, the passionately lecturing Poop Superman lost interest and stopped his speech.

"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. You bald guy over there, let go of that Superman! Otherwise, I'm going to have to take action! I'm very fast; I can fly over and knock you down in a second!"

To show off his speed, he took Lex Luthor's remote control in one second and returned to his original spot. To the citizens, it was as if he had never left.

Lex Luthor: Is this guy sick? With this kind of power, does he need to waste so much breath? And which eye of yours saw me capturing Superman? I'll sue you for slander!

Lex Luthor's body was very honest as he raised his hands to avoid being hit.

Superman: "Thank you, this... cosplayer... but I still want to remind you that hitting people is wrong."

Poop Superman was too lazy to listen. His body, standing on the ground, suddenly swayed again.

After Poop Superman swayed, all the light guns emitting green rays lost their effect.

Superman felt that he suddenly had strength again and was rapidly getting stronger. He stood at attention again, his muscles tensing all over his body.

Lex Luthor was shocked. How could the kryptonite energy gun have failed!

Wasn't Superman about to recover!

Lois noticed Superman's change and happily let go of his hand!

All the kryptonite on the podium had been taken away by Poop Superman.

The items had all been placed in the 'Living Dead Tomb' base, and the kryptonite could no longer affect the area in any way.

Without the constraints of kryptonite, Superman's recovery speed was terrifying. In just a few seconds, he could unfold the bio-force field in his body and fly up steadily.

He kicked off with both feet, creating a sonic boom, and shot into the sky with a whoosh.

He broke through the clouds, faced the sunlight, and the sun's rays eliminated all negative states. Superman had recovered.

He flew back to the podium again.

However, this time, he was much more cautious. He first used his X-ray vision to scan the venue before landing in the safe areas he could see through.

The situation reversed.

Lex Luthor felt so tired. Clearly, this time was his home game; he should have been the one to win!

It was all the fault of this suddenly appearing superpower user.

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"Very good. Now that you're free, Superman, I'll be leaving first! I'm in a hurry!"

Poop Superman greeted him and planned to fly away.

Superman flashed in front of him and said with a smile, "Can we chat?"

"No, I'm in a hurry. Goodbye!"

Bang!

With a terrifying sonic boom, Poop Superman disappeared!

Superman's pupils shrank. He could only see a blur!

The other party was even faster than him!

When he turned his head to chase, the other party was already gone!

"His speed is actually faster than mine! What a powerful imitator!"

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"Damn, the usage time of the power-up is only five minutes left! Five minutes, I can't waste it!"

Poop Superman's transformation time was about to end.

But even with just five minutes, his abilities as Superman shouldn't be underestimated!

He spent one minute fully understanding the entire Metropolis and all the knowledge about computers!

Including: computer hardware, computer functions, software design, hardware design, intelligent AI... and so on, a large amount of knowledge.

He spent another minute going to various electronic junkyards to scavenge for free and using his laser eyes to handcraft parts, assembling a top-of-the-line computer for this time period.

Then, he used his IT programmer's professional talent to create the AI system for this computer and install it in the remaining time.

Just in time!

Beep beep beep... Boom!

Poop Superman turned back into Tian Xiaoban.

Before he could put this supercomputer, more than five meters tall, into the 'Living Dead Tomb,' the massive knowledge feedback from Poop Superman entered his brain first.

"Hiss—! Ah!!!!!"

In an instant, a lot of computer knowledge squeezed into his brain, so much that Tian Xiaoban's brain swelled and ached!

It felt like the C drive was about to explode!

His heart received the brain's SOS signal, and the current-driven stress response protected the master. His heartbeat accelerated, and the current throughout his body rushed into his brain to charge it!

His brain was rapidly strengthening, desperately retaining the vast knowledge. His brain was constantly becoming stronger through destruction and growth!

Tian Xiaoban suddenly felt both pain and itching! It felt like he was growing a brain!

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The appearance of Poop Superman detonated public opinion.

Headlines: "Turns out, Superman needs to poop before saving people!", "Shocking! Superman doesn't wash his hands after pooping, and he might not even have toilet paper!", "Shocking, the fake Superman, knocked down by a single shot", "Photos and truth, Superman has a brother!", "President Luthor announces: Immediately develop hair growth products to get rid of baldness"...

In just one afternoon, this kind of news was flying everywhere.

In this incident, no one was happy.

Lex Luthor was teased by the newly appeared Superman.

Metropolis Superman was teased by Lex Luthor.

Lois Lane indirectly helped Lex Luthor tease Superman.

And that mysterious Superman who called himself Poop Superman, he blew up LexCorp's public toilets. Now that ruin has become a reporter's check-in point, and almost every newspaper has a photo of the ruin.

The citizens of Metropolis were the winners. In just one day, they actually saw so much fun and ate so many melons.

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LexCorp Headquarters.

Lex Luthor smashed the third computer.

He really couldn't get over it!

First, the yellow bird that never came, and then that damn Poop Superman!

He should have stepped on the fame of the yellow bird and Superman to become the most successful businessman in the entire Metropolis today! And then, with some manipulation, become the human spiritual leader of Metropolis!

But now, the entire Metropolis is full of newspapers writing about his jokes!

He felt angry and humiliated!

So, he locked himself in his office, frantically smashing and smashing, venting the depression in his heart, in short, a temporary fit of rage.

"Knock, knock!"

There was a knock on the office door.

"I said, don't bother me at this time! Let me calm down!"

"It's me, Lex."

It was Lena Luthor's voice from outside the door.

"Lena? What's the matter?"

Lex restrained his temper and waited for her to say the reason.

"I think I found something very interesting that you should be very interested in!"

"Listen, Lena Luthor, I don't want to see anything right now, and I won't be interested in anything! I just want to be quiet right now!"

"Oh? Okay then. I originally found the common ground between the yellow bird and that Poop Superman. Since you're not interested, then forget it."

Bang! The office door was rudely pulled open, and Lex Luthor, in a somewhat abnormal state, stopped Lena Luthor.

"What common ground?!"

Lena smiled triumphantly, seeing Lex Luthor breaking down was rare.

"Aren't you going to invite me in and pour me a glass of water?"

Lex suppressed the urge to hit someone, pulled Lena into the office, and personally made her a cup of coffee.

Lena didn't dawdle. She took out two mobile phones. On the phones were two character models. She gave the phones to Lex Luthor.

"Take a closer look, their common point."

Lex stared with wide eyes, staring at these two infuriating characters, and finally saw the common point!

That hourglass-like symbol!

Lena leisurely drank her coffee and asked, "Hehe, Lex, I win this time!"

Lex Luthor responded perfunctorily:

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, you win."

Chapter 43 Superman's Reputation is Harmed

"Tch, Lex, you're so perfunctory."

Lena curled her lips, feeling a lack of accomplishment.

What she wanted to see was Lex Luthor sincerely admitting defeat, admitting that he was not as good as his sister, instead of this kind of perfunctory praise, like coaxing a younger sister.

Lex Luthor, who was carefully looking at the picture, was completely immersed in it, with no time to pay attention to Lena Luthor.

His mind was full of: What is this thing? Can it be disassembled? How to disassemble it? Should I catch one and disassemble it to try?

Lena Luthor prompted:

"What do you think that thing looks like? A group logo? A laboratory icon? Or... an external stabilizer?"

Lex Luthor frowned. The hourglass icon had been enlarged, and in the blurry pixels, he could only guess that the material of the thing should be metal.

"A metallic object that can appear on the surface of a living body, what else could it be besides biological modification?

I guess that bird is very likely to be a person who has been experimentally modified, and that Poop Superman may have been modified using Superman's genes!

Interesting, really interesting! Could it be that there are smarter and more powerful scientists than me in Metropolis?

Hahaha, what's even more interesting is that they actually dare to come and cause me trouble! Cause me, Lex Luthor, trouble!"

Looking at Lex Luthor, who suddenly started talking to himself and then started laughing foolishly, Lena rolled her eyes.