American comics: Random transformations

She pointed at the shards all over the floor and mocked, "Ha, clever bald Lex. The world isn't lacking in smart people. If I hadn't reminded you, you'd still be smashing your office! Look at this, tsk tsk tsk, such a waste."

The bald head's forehead bulged with veins again. Lex Luthor knew he couldn't win an argument with her, so he changed the subject:

"I'll be going to the lab for research for the next month. For this month, you are the president of LexCorp! I won't interfere with the company's affairs. Hmm, don't say I didn't give you a chance. If you don't manage the company well, you won't be allowed to mention 'bald head' again."

"Deal!"

Lena Luthor was very satisfied with Lex's proposal.

She believed in her ability to manage LexCorp, and with LexCorp's enormous power, a little manipulation could help her develop her own company faster.

Lex Luthor, on the other hand, had thought of a way, thought about how to deal with that hourglass-logoed organization, because he felt that someone who could do gene technology couldn't rely on just one person; it had to be a team!

He needed to create the weapon he had envisioned in the lab!

… … … … … …

In a junkyard in the suburbs, Tian Xiaoban finally survived the incredibly painful brain enhancement.

Enduring the aftershocks of the headache, he immediately activated the Dragon Tooth Key and took himself and the hand-cranked supercomputer away together.

Whoosh—

He returned to his 'Tomb of the Living Dead,' immediately feeling a sense of security. Exhaustion and fatigue swept over his body.

He fell backward, too weak to even stand up, but in his own alternate-dimensional base, there was no need to fear others taking advantage of his weakness.

Next, lying down and meditating, he needed to start processing the vast knowledge in his brain. If he didn't process it, he would start forgetting it.

Memory is divided into two types: short-term memory and permanent memory. He needed to sort out this knowledge, keep what was useful, and forget what was unnecessary.

"Besides the techniques related to computer systems, computer games, and information encryption, the most memories in my brain are actually about… sexy stuff…"

"Damn it! Sh*t Superman's other nickname, Lewd Jokes Superman, is truly well-deserved! This is definitely not what I wanted to see. Sh*t Superman's silly personality definitely influenced me."

To prevent accidental deletion, he carefully reviewed the learning materials again.

By the time Tian Xiaoban had finished sorting out all the knowledge in his memory, he had a memory palace in his brain.

A memory palace is an ancient and practical memory method, but it's not a real palace. A memory palace is a method of stuffing memories into rooms. When needed, you can open that room to search for the memories inside. There can be countless such rooms, so you can stuff many, many memories.

Simply put, it's like the C drive on a computer. All the memories in the human brain can be sealed in the form of folders. If there are too many files, you can also create compressed packages, which can be decompressed and viewed when needed.

Of course, the memory palace also has its drawbacks. Amnesiacs are not suitable for this method. Using amnesia to open the memory palace is like all the memories are hidden files with passwords. If you can't remember the password, you can't open them; they just take up memory and are just decorations.

Ahem, enough rambling, let's get back to the main topic.

This time, it was mainly Tian Xiaoban's own fault for courting death. Sh*t Superman himself doesn't have any inherited knowledge in his body.

However, Tian Xiaoban used his super brain to learn, and he learned too much.

After he deactivated the transformation, all the literal knowledge and memory images he had learned were stuffed into his brain all at once, feeling like he was being bombarded by a vast stream of knowledge!

However, Tian Xiaoban didn't have Sh*t Superman's super brain, so he couldn't possibly bear all the knowledge.

Therefore, he could only try to strengthen his brain as much as possible, increasing the number of brain nerves and neurons so that he could store more knowledge. Therefore, he endured a period of brain reorganization.

Playing like this would have great risks, such as amnesia, mental disorder, becoming an idiot, etc., a series of risks, but fortunately, he was fine. He was still young and still in the "newbie protection period." Naughty kids are hard to kill.

As the saying goes, you have to be strong to forge iron. He almost crashed his own brain trying to exploit a bug. He can't play like that anymore.

"This time is a reminder to myself. I need to be careful next time. Although the Omnitrix won't directly kill me, it won't react to my own suicidal behavior either.

It's inevitable to suffer setbacks, but you must suffer setbacks in a safe area.

A situation like today's is fine just once. It must never happen again during future battles!"

However, everything has its ups and downs. As the saying goes, after a great disaster, there will be great fortune.

After learning meditation with magic, Tian Xiaoban's brain had been strengthened to a certain extent. In addition, he used the energy of his whole body to drive the current, and the electrotherapy effect on his brain was also very powerful. He even survived this brain-death-level situation.

Mental power and the electricity of the current drive, these two forces were forced to merge under the impact and pressure of the vast memory!

Tian Xiaoban's mental power broke through again!

Mental power materialized.

Simply put, it's telekinesis!

He can now lift himself up with mental power.

Moreover, he can also feel the electric current in his body and allow them to be used at will. This is not controlling them with martial arts from secret manuals, but with mental power.

The current drive is to allow the body to generate electricity, and that set of boxing techniques is a method of transporting these currents! At this time, mental power only plays a guiding role and cannot completely control the current.

But now, he can use the current with his mind!

He can raise his hand and condense a ball of lightning out of thin air above his hand with telekinesis. He can also maintain it without dissipating and control it for long-range attacks.

This time, it allows him to be more unrestrained!

… … … …

The bustling metropolis.

Three days have passed since the toilet explosion incident.

The Sh*t Superman incident has not subsided, but has intensified.

The most depressed person is actually Superman, who feels that his reputation has been damaged and cannot prove his innocence.

In these three days, he was still saving people as usual.

But every time he saved someone, they would subconsciously ask him, "Did you wash your hands?" Some would even ask him, "If you're constipated, can you still transform into Superman to save people?"

At first, Superman would explain with a smile that the Sh*t Superman in the newspaper was not him, but after being asked too many times, he became very irritable and his head hurt!

So, gradually, Superman's attitude became a little cold. It's not that he's cold, but that he really can't chat. He can see that some people are deliberately disgusting him and just want to see him make a fool of himself.

He would even jump off a building to seek death just to see him and disgust him.

Superman's enthusiasm for helping others was rapidly being suppressed and worn down.

Superman even wanted to find the Poop Superman from before, wanting to have a good chat with him to see if he could help out and cover Superman's shift for a couple of days.

To let Superman rest for a few days to see a psychologist and relieve some of the mental stress.

But that guy seemed to have disappeared from the face of the earth, and he couldn't be found no matter what.

Even Superman, with his sun-kissed Kryptonian physique and terrifying bio-field that covered the entire city, couldn't find that Poop Superman.

… … … … … …

Superman's recent behavior of flying around everywhere seemed too arrogant in the eyes of some people. Does having power mean you can do whatever you want?

Some of Metropolis's higher-ups felt that these superhumans needed to be restrained!

The method to deal with Metropolis's Superman had already been found by Lex Luthor, which increased their confidence.

Moreover, it was also a signal to tell everyone that as long as humans found the right methods, superhumans were also easy to deal with.

But that Poop Superman was very dangerous! Dangerous in every sense of the word. He appeared to be as powerful as Superman, but he was even more... whimsical!

People who like to be whimsical are easily startled and unstable, and instability represents danger!

Of course, the reason for making trouble for superhumans was not important. What was important was to be able to limit their power, or to have the power to kill them!

Thus, the cooperation between Metropolis's higher-ups and Lex began!

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In these past few days, Tian Xiaoban had not been idle.

While exercising his telekinetic powers, he was also spreading rumors about Superman on Metropolis's internet.

With his newly acquired internet knowledge, he was the very definition of an online keyboard warrior.

He even created a website online.

The website's theme was called: Superman's Black Material.

He wrote out Poop Superman's speech at LexCorp's entrance and posted this speech draft full of flaws.

Also, he uploaded The Boys, which he remembered, to the website in the form of a novel. The accompanying illustrations were still smiling pictures of Superman.

There was also a book, 108 Ways to Target Superman. This book was a work of painstaking effort, basically writing down all the tactics that could be used to PUA Superman and morally blackmail him!

It could be said that Superman's unhappiness in the past few days was mostly thanks to him.

Although this website was not particularly hidden, for Superman, who only knew how to go to work and save people, it was as if it was hidden.

Moreover, there were also many similar Superman Black Material websites, so the website that Tian Xiaoban created, which had only appeared a few days ago, was really inconspicuous.

After finishing updating today's The Boys and writing the famous scene of Homelander strolling under the moon, Tian Xiaoban felt refreshed all over.

"Hehehehe, Superman, Superman, I really hope you can see it soon, hahahahahaha, I'm doing this to hone you!"

Tian Xiaoban's idea was to make Superman eat all the losses he should eat in life and get his pathetic super brain moving!

Those books were written to bully honest people. Only when Superman starts using his brain will he not be easily taken advantage of!

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"Well done, Lex Luthor. I've always been optimistic about you. I didn't expect you to act so quickly, hahahaha!"

General Lane, Lois Lane's father, was also Superman's number one hater.

The reason for targeting Superman was also very simple: Superman was too close to his daughter, Lois Lane!

This made the old father's fists always hard.

He couldn't do anything to Superman with his available pistols and army, so he came to Lex Luthor for cooperation.

Lex Luthor, who was doing research, originally didn't want to accept any orders, but when he learned that General Lane wanted weapons to deal with Superman.

He didn't hesitate at all and agreed! He also upgraded the Kryptonite gun he had made before and sold it to General Lane.

Looking at the twenty Kryptonite weapons full of a sense of technology, General Lane simply loved them!

"Don't rush, General Lane. I actually want to talk to you about another cooperation. Please come with me!"

General Lane nodded and gave the soldiers under his command a look, telling them to take these Kryptonite weapons back first.

He then followed Lex Luthor to his laboratory.

The 800-square-meter laboratory was filled with things.

Lex Luthor led him around a few times before he could get in, and then General Lane saw something that made his heart beat faster.

"This is what I want to cooperate with you on, a multi-functional drone!

It can be equipped with various weapons and can be remotely controlled from a long distance. The current maximum distance is 3,000 meters. It's safe, secure, and energy-saving!

The combat power of a single drone may be limited, but, General Lane, when you have a combat cluster, attacking together! Then it's different!

A combat formation composed of hundreds of drones can surround, suppress, and even initiate remote self-destruction when necessary!"

Although General Lane was very tempted, he always felt that this kid was just fooling him!

He nitpicked, "These things are very effective against ordinary people, but how are you going to deal with Superman? He'll blow them away with a gust of wind!"

"Hahahahaha…" Lex Luthor was amused and laughed for five minutes before he calmed down.

He said, "Superman is even easier to deal with than ordinary people! You only need to load these drones with green Kryptonite. As long as Superman gets close to them, he'll turn into a softie!"

"This is enough to deal with Superman. My goal is to use these things to catch that bird or that Poop Superman!"

General Lane frowned. He had also heard of those two guys, but they were just a flash in the pan and hadn't appeared for three days: "Those two guys aren't as easy to deal with as Superman."

"So, do you want to cooperate with me? I can help you deal with Superman first."

"Deal!"

Chapter 44 Lex Luthor: Damn it, how is this possible!

At this time, Tian Xiaoban was at the entrance of the fried chicken shop he had visited before.

He was participating in a big eater competition upon invitation, and people from the whole street had gathered around, making the front of the fried chicken shop very lively.

Tian Xiaoban needed to compete with 20 intimidatingly large contestants in terms of food volume.

The piled-up hot dogs, hamburgers, and fried chicken were the competition items this time. They would get one point for each plate they finished, and the person with the most points at the end would win.

The other contestants were all tank-level heavyweights, and Tian Xiaoban, with his well-proportioned and healthy figure, looked too thin.

Compared with others, he seemed out of place, like a screw stuck in a tank. No one was optimistic about him.