American comics: Random transformations

Compared to the fat guy who looked like he could eat a lot, Tian Xiaoban, who looked rather thin, seemed like he was just there to make up the numbers.

Even the fried chicken shop owner didn't have high hopes for him.

Like everyone else around him, he actually had more faith in the contestants sitting on Tian Xiaoban's left and right sides.

Bob and Lisa were the champions of the previous and the one before that.

Naturally, there was gambling involved in this kind of competition, and the amount these restaurant owners gambled was definitely not low.

As the fried chicken shop owner blew his whistle, the competition officially began!

In less than ten minutes, each contestant had easily finished off a plate of food.

To everyone's surprise, Tian Xiaoban, the smallest one, was actually eating faster than everyone else!

But by the third plate, the competition started to show a gap. Two people were the first to be too full and collapsed. They were taken away by the staff with trolleys, ready to be sent to a nearby hospital to induce vomiting.

The competition continued as usual.

By the fifth plate, there were still three people on stage holding on: Bob, Lisa, and Tian Xiaoban.

Tian Xiaoban relied on the cheat-like current to constantly strengthen his stomach, but it was impossible for him to strengthen his stomach to the point where he could instantly digest what he just ate.

Digestion still takes a little time!

So, the food that was eaten was forcibly compressed by the stomach, like cookies in a hydraulic press, so he could figure out how to digest it after the competition.

In the end, Bob ate five plates, and Lisa ate six.

And Tian Xiaoban ate eight plates by himself!

Two more plates than those two powerful opponents!

An overwhelming victory!

Congratulations, Tian Xiaoban struggled to stand up and issued a victory declaration to everyone present:

"I am! The Rice King!"

There were very few cheers around.

Because those who were cheering were the bosses who made money from gambling. They made a fortune.

Thump!

Tian Xiaoban collapsed on the table, gasping for breath!

No, I feel bloated and have indigestion.

"Boss, can you hurry up with the award ceremony? I feel like I'm about to go to the hospital too! I'm so full, so uncomfortable!"

"Okay, okay, okay!" The fried chicken shop owner was very happy.

Although Tian Xiaoban's victory made him lose a lot of money in gambling, today's competition will be recorded in the history of his fried chicken shop!

It's a perfect advertisement for the next Gluttony King competition.

The boss picked up the prizes from the tray and handed them to Tian Xiaoban one by one:

"This is the medal. In the future, as long as you bring this medal, you can come to our store for a free fried chicken set meal!

This is a coupon. Each coupon can be used for a fried chicken set meal, a total of 500."

Tian Xiaoban accepted the prize: "Thank you, can you please tell me where the toilet is?"

"Go into the store, turn left and walk to the end. Do you need me to help you? You look like you're in very bad shape."

Tian Xiaoban was trying his best to digest the food, so his stomach was a little bloated. There were so many people here, so holding in a fart was definitely uncomfortable!

"No, no! I can do it myself!"

Tian Xiaoban trotted towards the toilet.

The boss complained: "He ate so much, how can he still run? Amazing!"

As soon as he entered the toilet, there was a series of loud farts that scared everyone away.

When there was no one in the toilet, Tian Xiaoban transformed directly!

Tian Xiaoban thought that as long as he changed to a new body, he wouldn't feel so uncomfortable!

But when he saw the character he transformed into, he couldn't hold back!

"Damn, it's you again! IT Coder!"

That's right, he had actually transformed into the disguised form of Feces Superman, the IT Coder, again!

Speaking of which, this was the first time Tian Xiaoban had repeatedly transformed into a character, and it was still such a powerful character!

"Ah hahaha, I'm so lucky today! God help me!"

Just thinking about going to arm wrestle with Superman after taking a shit, Tian Xiaoban was so happy!

But, he seemed to have forgotten something very important!

One hour later…

Bang!

Tian Xiaoban changed back again, his face extremely gloomy!

As soon as he changed back, he could smoothly release the abdominal pressure, unlike Feces Superman, who was constipated for an hour.

"Damn it, I actually waited for an hour for nothing! Not only did I waste my transformation time, but my legs are numb!"

Just when he was about to be unblocked, Tian Xiaoban figured it out, and the dead memory attacked him again.

He seemed to have forgotten to flush the toilet last time he transformed and blew up the toilet!

So, he should have been cursed by his own magic just now!

His casting area at that time was the entire metropolis. As long as Feces Superman didn't flush the toilet, as long as he was still in the metropolis, he would be constipated!

"Damn! I'm really unlucky this time!"

… … … … … … … …

The Daily Planet Company.

Clark Kent, who was usually slacking off, had a somewhat distracted look. He felt like his energy had been sucked away by a banshee, and he was listless.

He was using his super hearing to listen to the negative news from the entire metropolis.

"Hahahaha, Feces Superman is afraid of constipation! Hahahaha…"—Irrelevant news, ignore.

"Ah!!! Superman, come and save me, remember to wash your hands! I'm a clean freak!"—Fastidious, the voice is familiar, um, he definitely won't fall to his death, ignore.

"Superman! Save me!…"

"Fack Squid Superman, I'm dying! Come and save me!!!"—The two voices are far apart, and the directions are opposite.

At the same time, there were too many cries for help of this kind, too many to save, and he couldn't save them all!

"Sigh!" Clark sighed and instantly disappeared from the spot, flying out to save people. He returned to his workstation five minutes after disappearing.

He saved both of them, but he was asked some meaningless questions again. He was really tired.

Clark believed that he was still a person, not a rescue machine. He couldn't possibly rescue those boring and suicidal people 24 hours a day without rest.

Among those cries for help, Superman also heard that there were many people he knew, because he had saved them so many times that he got to know them.

"Are these people crazy!" He muttered in frustration.

In the past, it seemed that Lois Lane was the one who was so crazy and did this kind of harmful thing, but that's not important. Clark coveted her body, so it doesn't matter if he suffered a little grievance.

But now, Clark felt that there were people who wanted to die everywhere in the entire metropolis. He couldn't stop them, and he couldn't stop them.

He felt stifled, too stifled. He was suffering, but he didn't say it.

"Hey, Clark, what's wrong with you?"

Lois saw that this newcomer to the newspaper office was absent-minded again, and she asked with concern.

"It's nothing, there have been a lot of things going on recently, and I haven't slept well at night."

Lois said very seriously: "Clark, good habits are the key to becoming an excellent reporter. You have to adjust your work and rest schedule yourself.

I don't want you to be distracted when we go out to interview later, that will make the interviewee feel that we are not professional enough."

"I know, Lois.

By the way, Lois, how much longer do we need to keep the negative news about Superman up?"

Clark's eyes showed anticipation.

Lois also sighed helplessly. There hasn't been any new big news recently, so the popularity of Superman's previous negative news is still very high and can't be reduced.

"I don't know either, I want to help Superman, but…"

Before Lois could finish speaking, Jimmy ran over from not far away.

"Hey everyone, I have a big news story! It's about Superman, and it has a big impact!"

Jimmy opened his notebook and showed the website he just found to the two of them!

Lois and Clark's faces changed after reading the content above.

One was shocked, and the other was angry.

This is that: Superman Black Material Website.

There are many short videos on this webpage. The videos are all about people who have been rescued by Superman asking Superman questions. The focus of the videos is on Superman's reaction.

He will play the video normally once, and then he will repeat, repeat, and repeat all of Superman's expressions. It is full of ghost-like feeling.

Under the video, there are Superman's facial screenshots.

There are smiles, confusion, speechlessness, irritability, blank expressions…, almost all of Superman's negative emotions have been collected!

Moreover, the comments under the pictures are full of ridicule and contempt, all of which are verbal attacks against Superman.

For the first time, Clark Kent felt alienated. Is this still the metropolis he loves? How could it have become like this!

"How can they do this! Didn't Superman save them?"

His determination to protect the metropolis was hit hard again.

Lois asked anxiously:

"Jimmy, can you find the person who made this website?

He's creating a crisis of trust! If Superman loses the trust of all the people, what if there is an emergency and Superman can't be found?"

As an old hand in the news industry, Lois knows very well what will happen next.

Even if The Daily Planet doesn't participate, other newspapers will report this matter!

Superman's reputation may be reversed. Due to public opinion, Superman may retire, and then there will be no Superman in the world.

Jimmy shook his head helplessly:

"Sorry, Lois. I tried, but the other party is an expert, and I can't find him.

So, I brought it over to show you, just to ask, can you find Superman? I think, wouldn't it be better for Superman to solve this matter himself?"

"This…" Lois hesitated. Her classic way of finding Superman is to jump off a building!

But seeing those comments just now that teased Superman, she was afraid that Superman had already seen them. What if Superman doesn't come to save her if she jumps off a building at this time?

Clark said: "Lois, let's hold off on finding Superman for now. I think Superman must already know about this. Maybe he's been so busy lately because he's been solving this matter!"

Lois ignored Clark. This stubborn woman was still thinking about which high-rise building to start jumping from. The higher the better, she must give Superman enough time to rescue her.

"Sigh! I'm really tired." Clark sighed.

… … … … … … … …

Lex Group Industrial Zone.

Lex Luthor is in his laboratory, researching a sonic wave capture device.

This is a weapon that can be mounted on a drone that can emit high-frequency sound waves, creating powerful air pressure.

Ultrasound can cause physiological reactions such as blurred vision and nausea, thereby losing combat effectiveness.

This is still the effect of a single weapon. If you make ten, hundreds, or thousands.

If they are all installed on drones, then it can effectively restrict superhumans.

For example, Feces Superman!