Atelier Tanaka

A white space with nothing.

God in front of me, and me. Nothing else. There is no ground underfoot. There's no sky over my head either. There's no horizon either. No ahead. Not later. If the universe were white, wouldn't this be the case? In such a place.

God said.

"Woos! You're God, my mistake, and you're dead, Woos!

I answered.

"Isn't that too harsh for anything, no matter how much?

God said.

"In a world of swords and magic fantasies to apologize, I'll give you as much cheese as you want, and let me TUEE you as much as you want, sss! Money, power, women, everything you think it is. Shh! Yeah, if you can!

I answered.

"Is that true?

God said.

"Truth!

I was thrilled.

"Thank you. I'm so glad."

God said.

"Come on, everyone loves cheat selection time ssss!

I answered.

"If so, please look good"

God answered.

"Are you handsome?

I answered.

"Yes, he's handsome. I want handsome cheats."

God said.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?

I answered.

"Yes, I really don't mind that"

I went on.

"Everyone in the world is in love, envious, jealous, absolutely handsome. If you fit into your sight, you will be the ultimate handsome man of overwhelming beauty, good looks and pride of charisma, old and young alike, who will not be able to get out of sight at all!

God was in tune.

"A handsome guy, indeed, is a great sss. If you're handsome, life, Easy Modedos."

I talked more about it.

"It would be. You must be right. Give me a handsome man to certify even God."

God said.

But I can't make you look good, asshole.

I moaned.

"Why is that awesome!? God!"

God said.

"You can't be good-looking, because you were born under destiny, sss"

I confessed.

"Please, please make me look good. I want a handsome cheat. I am prepared to expose, apologize and atone for this occasion, no matter how terminal the sins I have committed in the past. So please make me look good."

God affirmed.

"Impossible. Only that cheat is impossible, sss. No, no, never."

I was desperate.

"That's it..."

God said.

"Pick another cheat."

I'll keep my mouth shut.

…………

God hastened.

"Hurry up, sss. Say The Cheats You Want"

I was rushed.

"Well, healing magic then. Healing magic that can cure any injury or illness."

God nodded.

"Good sss. I'll give you the best healing magic cheat, sss."

I wiped the tears in my eyes on my index finger.

"Thank you"

God said.

"Enjoy the next raw at best but good ss"

I answered.

"Oh, thank you......"

Thus, the reception desk for the reincarnation cheats passed.