Baby daddy's unrestrained life

Asian men's basketball game.

Listening to the name, we can see that it's not a very formal competition. It's a competition in Asia. Although it sounds like a high standard, it's actually a competition for the Olympic Games, and it doesn't attract so much attention. There's no television, not even a reporter.

However, how to say, in the sports industry, especially basketball fans, for this game is still very concerned.

Celebrity circle, sports circle, some basketball forum.

It's boiling!

"I'll go to your uncle's! That's the dream team

"I didn't go to the scene. I watched the videos of netizens on the Internet, but NIMA's lame two is poisonous, isn't it? Who will die with it

"I wipe! Second brother is so awesome! Second brother is my idol in the future

"That lame man is too evil!"

"To say that the accident of today's competition has nothing to do with lame two, no one believes it!"

"Absolutely! That's the bad luck! Didn't you find that there was no one on the dream team with lame two from the beginning to the end? "

"Yes, I found it! At the beginning of the attack of lame two, the players of dream team were all high throwing and long passing, then lame two went to defend, and no one cooperated with him, it was all his own

"Well? What's the matter? What does that mean? "

"What do you mean? This is the God of plague

"That's not true, even his teammates are hiding from him!"

"This guy is really unlucky. He can fall and somersault when walking on the flat ground! I think he's black and blue, limping, and absolutely fell by himself! "

"Who met him? Unfortunately, the suns and the local team have already returned to their hometown, ha ha ha!"

"Second brother, I can't fall! Two teams of people have been lost. He's nothing serious yet! "

"He's already lame, and he's probably paralyzed when he's in trouble, isn't he? Do you play in a wheelchair? Ha ha ha

"Wheelchair two, ha ha!"

These netizens who love basketball got together and had a good chat.

"In any case, the second brother has ruined the teams of Japan and baseball. It's just bullshit!"

"Yes, I like both Japan and Banguo."

"Look at the performance of the dream team tomorrow, I'm really looking forward to it now."

……

The next day, in the morning.

Huaxia dream team vs. Tuguo superstar team.

A limping figure in the No.2 uniform appeared, not going anywhere, just standing under his own basket!

Twenty minutes later.

Superstar team's first start plus three substitutes all went to the hospital, their coach's face was green!

Directly announced the withdrawal, back home to heal!

……

afternoon.

Huaxia dream team vs. Yue fan horse team.

The commentator roared: "the fans seem to realize the way the dream team plays. They seem to have discovered the secret of the second brother. The fans didn't choose to attack. They didn't mean to cross the midfield line at all. Like the second brother, they just hover under their own basket!"

"It's been ten minutes since the game, but no one is shooting. Even now, no one wants to grab the ball? What happened? Does basketball lie on the court alone? Ah? This is a basketball game! Have you ever thought about how basketball feels? "

"In such an embarrassing situation, the second brother stood up! Ah? He didn't get the ball, either? "

"Although he didn't take the ball, the second elder brother took two steps at a time, like devil's steps and sharp claws. He walked towards the members of the horse team! What does he want to do? "

"Ah! Second brother fell down

"My God! I saw the second brother use his famous stunt "flat after somersault", directly fell on all fours at the foot of the other center

"This is touch porcelain!"

"I can see that the fans of the horse team are completely stupid! They may never think that the God of pestilence can deliver the goods to their home! "

"Their center didn't dare to move. I saw his face was covered with cold sweat and his legs were trembling. He might have heard about the name of the second brother! Then he panicked! He's at a loss! He looked at his captain in despair

"But how can he move? He won't fall if he stands still? "

"Will there be a miracle?"

"Ah? What happened? Center nosebleed! Fuck! Is this special and waterfall like nosebleed serious? doctor! Where's the doctor! Take it away! I haven't seen such exaggerated nosebleed since I was so old. It's stronger than the water pressure of my toilet! "

"I wipe! The second brother has made it

The commentary is full of dirty words, but no one cares about it now, and even everyone understands him! This special don't say dirty words can't express now this grass mud horse's mood!

……

One game after another, dream team lame two's name is completely out!

A team look at the schedule, the next game is to play with the dream team!

Fuck!

They blew it up!

"I'll go! Let's play the dream team this afternoon? "

"He's going to die!"

"Coach? Coach! My daughter-in-law is about to give birth. I can't play this game. I have to ask for leave to go home! "

"Coach, I also ask for leave. My sow has difficulty giving birth. My mother told me to go home now!"

"I must go! My girlfriend broke up with me! "

"What is that? My second aunt's little wolf dog is dead. I have to go back. Wuwuwuwu

A group of players, whether they are the first team or the second team, are as scared as their dead parents.

The wailing and Howling all went to the coach for leave.

"Stop it! Didn't you see me calling? "

The coach held up his cell phone and yelled, "what a waste! Isn't it just a basketball game? Is it so terrible? Hold on

"Hello, boss, don't worry. There's no problem here. I've arranged everything properly!"

The coach's waist was straight, his face was firm, and the players beside him were ashamed.

Look at them!

Or is he a coach?

We can't compare this spirit!

"Coach, don't worry, we will stick to it!"

The teams were inspired by the coach and roared together.

The coach looked at them and was very proud. He said to his mobile phone, "boss, do you hear me? That's our players. We're going to win this game! "

"Yes! I'll win

The players roared.

The coach praised and gave them a thumbs up, then said to the mobile phone: "you can see this situation, they are full of confidence, they don't need me. No, it's not about money. I also want to fight with them, but the problem is that my grandmother is getting married! I have to go back! Boss, you have to give me the fake

“？？？？”

Players all over the room look confused!

Your grandmother got married?

I can go to your uncle's!

"No! I ask for leave! "

"No! My grandmother got married, too

"Quit! You have to quit! "

After a long time, the team didn't play in the end and gave up!

……

All the teams are crazy!

How else can we play this game?

Ah?

Lao Tzu came here to play a friendly match, but he still had to risk his disability?

Hit a hammer!

Drop out!

No more fighting!

In just a few days, almost all teams announced their withdrawal. Moreover, some teams, such as the Suns, the local bulls and the fans, who have played against Ye Feng, have not only retired, but also applied to Huaxia for compensation!

You are the host of hair, you ya invited us to come, as a result, after we came, did you play metaphysics with us?

Ah?

We are here to play basketball, not wrestling!

What's more, several of them are broken!

What can this man do?

Compensation must be made!

The people in the sports department are so confused!

No compensation?

Don't compensate for what you said?

You invited people to come, and as a result, they can go to the International Court of justice to sue you! Whether you can win or not, at least your international image is directly damaged!

People in the sports department are going crazy these days.

One phone after another.

"The Suns center has been diagnosed with secondary disability!"

"What?"

"Secondary disability?"

"A fall and a second degree disability?"

"The news from Banguo is that the starting center of the tuniu team has a lumbar vertebra crack and has at least three years' rest. It can be said that he has retired early!"

"No? Is it true or not? "

"It seems that the middle single of the team is cerebral thrombosis and hypertension..."

"We're to blame for this? Ah? Is hypertension related to us? "

"The latest news is that another group of people are disabled. They are on their way to the hospital. They heard that it was stomach bleeding during the match. They vomited blood on the spot. It is said that they vomited two meters away!"

“……”

"Check! Check for me! Who is this special lame man? "

PS: it's even more today. Where's the ticket for big brother? What about Wanshang? hey. Some of them will be dumped, others will be commented! come on.