Baby daddy's unrestrained life

Just four days!

There are still more than half a month left in the Asian men's basketball match, which will end ahead of time!

It can't be over!

There is no team!

Each team is injured, disabled, the rest are scared away!

It can be said that in the past four days, the whole East is shining!

It's not only the frequent accidents during the competition, but also the fact that Ye Feng doesn't go when he doesn't play!

He eats from here and lives from here!

If he stays in a place honestly, it's OK. The main reason is that he likes to walk around when he's free!

An indoor basketball court.

A group of basketball fans are playing.

Suddenly, a limping figure appeared at the door.

"I've got a piece of grass!"

"The basketball blew up? And blew up the basketball stand? "

"This is a nuclear bomb, isn't it?"

"Run

"Oh, my God, almost hit me. It's too dangerous!"

……

An indoor badminton court.

"Damn it! The water pipe blew up! "

"Is the drain still blocked?"

"I wipe! Run

"Oh, I'll go! Call 119

……

"Ah? It's the lame

"I'll go! He fell down

"Mad! Run

"My God! Wait for me

"Oh, where are my shoes?"

"Don't step on me!"

A group of people are having a good time when they suddenly see a lame man with a black face at the door, which frightens them! Especially after seeing him fall on all fours, it made people even more pale and tremble!

……

Everyone in Haicheng's fire system has collapsed.

"I wipe! How many calls is this? "

"Bright in the East again?"

"No, where is that?"

"I'll do it! I'm not going! That place is poisonous! Last time I went to the door, I fell down and squatted! "

"Are you lucky? I saw the cripple! At that time, I hit the doorframe and killed two big teeth for me! "

"Oh, don't write any more ink. You'll have to go through a lot of troubles! Who told us to be fire police

"Yes, if we have difficulties, who can we go to? Let's go, brothers. If I can't come back, I remember to visit my mother every new year. "

The people of Haicheng fire control system are going to the east to shine. They are all in the same posture as going to the battlefield. They are ready at any time and will never return. It's quite heroic.

……

In such a short period of time, Dongfang resplendent is flying, teams have withdrawn from the game, museum field accidents occur frequently.

In the circle.

"Is this the end of the game so hastily?"

"Isn't that evil?"

"No, have you seen all the videos on the Internet? It's really frightening

"That lame two is the reincarnation of the Fox Star! It's just as bad luck for him where he goes

"What is that lame man? That's my second brother! You'd better show some respect to my second brother! Otherwise, ha ha, wait for my second brother to visit you! "

"Yes! How dare you say that, second brother? You're such an iron head

"I've put up a picture of my second brother in front of my house. I think it can ward off evil spirits!"

"At the door? If you hang up at the head of the bed, I think you can use contraception! "

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Bullshit

"No, where did you get the pictures?"

"There are plenty of second brother videos on the Internet. You can cut them at will."

"What's the difference rate of online videos? I can't see clearly at all. Besides, my second brother is so black and blue that I can't see his face clearly! "

"I don't know the identity of the second brother. I don't know the information about the players of the dream team. There is no such person at all!"

"Yes, when you say that, you really don't know the name of the second elder brother."

"I don't know. Does anyone know?"

Originally this game, not so high attention, but because of this lame two, leading to now many do not pay attention to sports netizens, began to talk about it.

Some people even opened a special post called "mysterious lame No. 2" to analyze the identity of the second brother. Moreover, this post is quite popular in the sports circle, and many people have left messages for discussion.

However, no matter how they studied and discussed, they didn't understand the identity of the lame two. After all, the information is too little, only the mobile phone videos uploaded by Internet users are quite vague.

Now, we all know that it's called "lame two" or "lame two", and it's also the nickname given to him by the commentator Li Jiu.

Now it's not only netizens who are curious about the goods, but also the sports department! Oh no, they're not curious, they've exploded!

The leaders of the sports department are going crazy!

Under the order of death, I must find out the goods in one day!

This son of a bitch has caused indelible trauma to their sports department!

"Check! You must find this man for me! "

The boss of the sports department is really angry!

In an instant, the people in the sports department started to move. They are not netizens. It's easy for them to miss one person. Soon, the identity information of lame two was sent to the leader's desk.

Sun, director of the sports department, is the director whose righteous words refused Ye Feng's application for the concert. At this time, he looked at the information in his hand, and his face turned green!

"Lame two, whose real name is Ye Feng, is a famous scholar in our country and a professor of the third Department of Haida, in..."

Ye Feng!

It's this guy!

Fuck!

Director Sun never thought of it!

Is this bereaved star Ye Feng?

Ah?

I thought it was the same name, but let's look at the following information.

Professor Haida, famous scholar... Finished. When I saw this, director Sun's heart was cold. This is definitely the guy!

Director Sun's mentality has collapsed!

This good scholar Professor did not do, ran to the basketball team to play?

He's toxic, isn't he?

Originally, director Sun wanted to repair him well, but now he's so good, and it's a fart!

How dare you repair Professor Ye?

ha-ha!

"Dong Dong ~"

The door of the office rang.

"Come in."

"Director, no, there's something wrong with dongfangliang!"

"What happened? What's up? " Director Sun's head is big when he hears about it. In recent days, the East is shining. Every day there are accidents. He's going crazy.

"Isn't this the gym where accidents happen every day these days? Many citizens have been injured. Today, the family members of these people went to Haicheng Sports Bureau to make trouble, saying that they were asking for compensation! "

"Compensation again?"

Director Sun suddenly felt a black eye, almost did not vomit blood ah!

Those teams in front of the compensation is not in place, now run to a group of injured people?

Ah?

Where the hell did we get the money?

"What does finance say?"

Director Sun is covering his forehead. He is worried to death. The sports department has no surplus food! Can only ask for help!

"The finance side said that the idle funds were spent by the people from the Ministry of culture and the Ministry of publicity. They said that they wanted to carry out" Chinese culture publicity ". The people above supported this matter very much!"

Do you have money?

There is plenty of money in finance!

But there are too many places to spend money! More money, more things, so in fact there is not so much spare money!

It's not a matter of state. It's a matter of your Ministry of sports. You can do it yourself.

Then, the sports department was embarrassed!

Director Sun was so angry that he cried out, "what kind of propaganda! We're all burning our eyebrows. Can't they slow down first? No, I'll call Lao Jin! "

With that, director Sun called director Jin of the propaganda department.

"Lao Jin, my grandson."

Director Sun laughs, "there's nothing else. Haven't we met difficulties these days? I heard that you just spent a sum of money? Can you move it to me first? No, let's talk about it? Ah? You still have to find Lao Liu? OK, I'll call him

Hang up the phone, director Jin's face instantly gloomy, quite ugly.

Lao Jin kicked the ball to Director Liu of the Ministry of culture. It was said that the fund was shared by the Ministry of culture and the propaganda department. He could not be the master himself!

No way, director Jin called director Liu again.

"Lao Liu, it's better to lend us money first. We are in a hurry here. You can publicize culture at any time, don't you?"

"Lao Jin, it's not that I don't give it to you. You know, the money is for Yin Ruins. It's a national event! You have nothing to do with that? " Director Liu, don't mention how cool he is now. Have you begged me now? Ah? What did you say when I went to borrow the gym?

It's no use coming!

That's what you old Kim said!

Today I didn't send this sentence back, it's enough!

"If you want to use it, ask the Yin Ruins. The money is for their cultural promotion anyway. If they think they can wait, we don't care."

Director Liu can climb to this position, life is quite smooth, he also knows that the sports department is really in trouble, so he did not say die.

Don't you need money?

OK, you can go to the Yin Ruins to discuss it.

"Well, all right, let me ask."

Lao Jin hung up and looked for the contact information of Yin Ruins.

"President Zhang Hui? I'm Jin Huimin from the sports department. Hi, director Zhang, you're welcome. "

To tell you the truth, Lao Jin is definitely much higher than Zhang Hui in terms of rank, but now he is asking for help, so his attitude is naturally different.

After chatting with each other for a while, Lao Jin said, "the work of Yin Ruins is not small. It's a national event. It's a long way to go to publicize Chinese culture. We have to do it step by step. No, I don't mean anything else. If you don't have to use that sum of publicity funds, you can give it to us first. Let's combine culture and sports. "

"No, both the Ministry of culture and the Ministry of publicity have agreed. Just ask if you have any other opinions?"

Lao Jin is a veteran of officialdom. He didn't mention his difficulties at all. He even brought out the leaders of the Ministry of culture and the propaganda department.

However, Zhang Hui is not a bird at all. "Oh, the person in charge here is Professor Ye Feng. We can't do such a big thing. Please ask Professor Ye Feng." President Zhang Hui is not stupid. Can a duck with a mouth let others follow him?

make fun of!

Besides, this money is actually applied by Ye Feng!

The last time Ye Feng submitted the "design based on Yin Ruins to publicize traditional culture", although in essence he wanted to hold a concert, people from the Ministry of culture and the propaganda department really attached importance to it and applied for a sum of money with Ye Feng's plan and finance.

Now the money is in the Yin Ruins, but without Ye Feng, who dares to move? Besides, Ye Feng is still in charge of the Yin Ruins project. He said that he wanted to follow his procedures. There was no problem at all!

But director Jin is silly and wants to find Ye Feng?

I can go to your uncle's!

Lao Jin remembers clearly that he just took Professor Ye back a while ago!

Now let yourself find him?

Lao Jin felt as if his chest had been hit heavily by something. He wanted to vomit blood!

Looking at the mobile phone, Lao Jin wants to cry.

How can I make this call?

……

The East is bright.

An indoor tennis court.

"Professor Ye, please go home, will you?"

There are many people in the stadium, but they are all staff, as well as the leaders of Haicheng Sports Bureau, and even the Public Security Bureau. A person who looks like a leader is shouting at Ye Feng.

They dare not approach Ye Feng!

Originally, they came more than this, but they have been sent to the hospital!

The leaders who talked about this all had bruises on their faces. Obviously, they fell heavily!

"Why should I go home? Can't I exercise here? "

Ye Feng is lying on the ground, swinging the tennis racket in his hand.

This group of people came from the morning, directly in the mill Ji He, what they mean Ye Feng heart is clear.

But do you want me to go?

Stop it!

"Professor Ye, you've been living here for several days. You can't live in such a poor place! If something goes wrong with your body, we can't afford it! "

"It's OK. I just want to exercise. I don't blame you for the bumps."

"No, Professor Ye, we all know what's going on with you. You can't just go to our family, can you?"

"What do you say? What did I do to you? Did I come in without paying? Did I destroy public property? Bang, I didn't pay you for the injuries I got from you. What do you want to do with me? "

"I tell you, I've been exercising for so many days, and I've been hit by the chandelier seventeen times!"

"Because the guardrail fell down 28 times!"

"The exploded water pipe has been sprayed thirteen times!"

"I fell into the well seventeen times because of the unqualified manhole cover!"

"I won't mention the rest. What are you doing? Is this the best in Asia? It's good not to lose money with you! "

Poof!

Listen to what Ye Feng said, the people on the scene almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood to spray on the ground!

I've seen shameless people! But it's the first time to see Ye Feng so shameless!

Do you want to lose money with us?

Ah?

You've been punished by heaven for your own evil. You've come here to harm us. We didn't say anything. Are you bloody first?

This makes them angry!

A straight minded leader couldn't stand it any more. He flushed with anger and said, "Professor Ye, it's your fault. You are so unlucky to come to us. Isn't it that you deliberately pit us? If you hadn't been here, would there have been so many accidents in our gymnasium? Other comrades from the Municipal Bureau are also here. Who doesn't know about the traffic accident and the collision of the police car with porcelain? "

good point!

Many people gave a thumbs up to this leader in their hearts!

He said what we wanted to say, but we didn't dare to say!

This is the truth!

However, Ye Feng was not happy and said, "what's the matter with you? We are all successors of socialism and believers of communism. There is something wrong with your thought! What bad luck? Is there a scientific basis for that? These are feudal superstitions! I don't think your attitude is correct! Ideological awareness needs to be improved! "

"You, you..."

Ye Feng's words are all right. There is no flaw at all. I am very angry with the leader! His face turned red, staring at Ye Feng, he couldn't say a word!

Other people also look at each other, big eyes stare small eyes, this is no way ah! Professor Ye specializes in writing. Can they talk about him?

At this time, Ye Feng's mobile phone suddenly rang.

PS: something happened at home today.