Winter Executor, starting with a system of wronged individuals.

"Definitely next time."

Su Ming chuckled dryly and grasped the young master's hand. Although he didn't know what had happened, he managed to get away with it for the time being.

If the young master still wants to continue sparring with him, then Su Ming will have to show off his ancestral primary and secondary school radio gymnastics skills.

Columbia walked to Su Ming's side, a subtle look in her eyes. She prided herself on having seen many bizarre weapons, but Su Ming was the first to use a salted fish as a weapon.

It's quite amusing that someone could draw with D'Artagnan using only salted fish.

"There will be a welcome party for you tonight, so why don't you familiarize yourself with the room before then?" Columbia stopped in her tracks, her meaning clear: she was preparing to leave for the time being.

"Thank you very much."

Su Ming nodded slightly, and after saying goodbye to Columbia, he quickly found the two-story building next to the fireplace house, which should be his room.

After opening the door with the brass key, a cozy living room comes into view. The firewood in the fireplace has not yet been lit, but one can already imagine the comfort of sitting by the fireplace and warming oneself late at night.

"Let me see what this system is all about."

Su Ming muttered to himself as he opened the system interface again. This time, there was no one around to properly observe the system panel.

The system is quite simple; from left to right, it consists of the backpack, equipment, wishes, and constellations.

The backpack contains a chest for increasing the young master's favorability, two raw gems, and the original flavor of Colombia.

The equipment slot currently only contains the Salted Fish Sword, and there are five empty artifact slots, so it can equip artifacts now?

The prayer feature is currently locked and cannot be used for the time being.

Su Ming strongly suspected that the system was mocking him for not being able to afford even a three-star weapon with his only two primal stones, and that even if he did open one, it would be useless.

Finally, it was Su Ming's turn to choose his Destiny Seat. He began to look forward to it, as transmigrators generally possess powerful skills.

I don't need to destroy the world, but at least I should be on par with the Seven Gods!

The constellation of destiny appears as an illusory disc with seven faintly connected points of light; currently, only the first point of light can be viewed for details.

[Obtain the Heart of the Wind God to unlock]

[Unknown/Please unlock prerequisite skills]

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Su Ming: "?"

Chapter 005 Columbia's [Persuasion]

So the system wants him to lay bare the heart of the Seven Rulers of the Mortal World?

Su Ming was completely exasperated. Putting aside that lazy poet for the moment, both the retired old men of Liyue and the veteran otaku women of Inazuma could easily crush him.

What do you expect him to use to extract the Heart of God, or the Salted Fish Sword?

Su Ming chose to continue his carefree slacking off. Constellations and such didn't matter; he just wanted to live off the Fatui's retirement funds every day.

Today, he's going to be a glorious Zero-Life War God! The cost-effectiveness of the Shrouded Shadow's monster-gathering and resistance-reducing abilities rivals that of Emperor Ye, and her healing and healing surpasses your expectations!

Su - The Light of the Common People - Zero Life Complete Form - Life!

Let me check my backpack...

Su Ming casually opened the young master's favorability chest. As the stirring music began, a blue light spilled out from the light screen.

With a loud "duang" sound.

What appeared in Su Ming's hand was a strangely shaped doll.

Item Name: Bestselling Limited Edition One-Eyed Baby in Girly Pink by the Best Toy Merchant of Winter Kingdom.

Category: Relic [Flower of Life]

Quality: blue

Passive skill [Big brother, I'm not a bad person~]: Extremely easy to gain the trust of children.

Note: Go ahead, kid king!

"This is a holy relic?"

Su Ming's lips twitched. What did this mean? Was he being told to go and play with the kids?

These artifacts don't add any base stats? This is so unlike Genshin Impact, damn it!

Su Ming also planned to show off his pure defensive skills, enhancing a relic that was completely biased towards defense in no time.

The last thing left in the backpack is, without a doubt, Miss Columbia's original flavor.

Su Ming took a deep breath. He was just curious about the device's interface and had absolutely no other ulterior motives. He was an upright teenager and wanted to say no to erotic temptations!

So, Su Ming slowly touched the white cloth in his backpack, and the item information quickly appeared before his eyes.

Item Name: A Young Girl's Pure and Innocent Panties

Category: Artifact [Goblet of Ethereal] / Special Affinity Item [Cannot be destroyed]

Quality: Gold

Level: lv1/20 (Upgrading unlocks additional skills)

Active Skill [Memories of the Homeland (Incomplete)]: Gain access to the corresponding ability from a memory through a simplified description. Note: The strength of the ability depends on the detail of the memory and the current maximum strength of the user.

Rating: [S-]

Negative Impact [The Girl's Fleeting Killing Intent]: The wearer cannot be frivolous and will immediately enter a state of sagehood.

Passive skill [Fairy Blessing]: Makes it easier to get guidance on the location of treasure chests and has a chance to improve the quality of the treasure chests you open.

Note: The homeland is gone, a lost soul.

Note 2: Cute girls are capable of anything!

Su Ming stared at the exceptionally cool panel and fell into deep thought. It was indeed unexpectedly powerful. Although its appearance was peculiar, the added skills were all very practical.

It would be perfect if the negative effects could be removed, but upon closer inspection, could a mere relic really change his pure soul?

I don't believe it, not even a dog would!

Su Ming decisively equipped it into the slot of the Goblet of Emptiness. His previously unrestrained gaze instantly froze into a righteous light full of integrity.

He silently walked to the window.

Snowflakes are flying and the north wind is blowing.

It's straight now.

He straightened up immediately.

It is our duty to restore the glory of the foolish!

Humans should not pursue those meaningless and base pleasures; such ideas are truly foolish and must apologize to Miss Columbia.

As outstanding young people of the 21st century, we must say no to yellow!

Su Ming has undoubtedly entered a state of enlightenment, full of righteous indignation, and is about to return the panties.

The moment Su Ming took the panties off the artifact slot, his sage time ended, and he immediately gave himself a big beanie.

That's terrifying! He actually turned into a sage!

Su Ming wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. It was fine to just keep it in his backpack and wear it when he opened the treasure chest.

Is this Columbia's advice?

Damn, it's incredibly effective!

Su Ming reluctantly put Miss Columbia's original item back into his backpack and put One-Eyed Little Treasure into the Flower of Life slot.

Although the effect was mediocre, something was better than nothing. He just didn't know if a 500-year-old loli counted as a child, so he could go to Sumeru to kidnap Nasita and directly trick her into handing over the Heart of God.

Hopefully, the Ice Queen's plan to seize the Heart of God won't be rushed, so he can continue to slack off a little longer.

Once he opens the treasure chest and gets a five-star weapon, he'll rip out all of Seven Gods' hearts in no time!

Su Ming sighed softly. It seemed that unlocking skills would require a long-term plan. Fortunately, he still had the cheat to open treasure chests, which could barely keep him afloat.

You should at least get a reliable weapon before officially starting the mission, and also fill all your artifact slots.

And so, Su Ming devised a novice growth plan for the winter, aiming to achieve a comeback within a month!

Wake up at 4:00 AM to welcome a beautiful new day.

4:10 AM - Ran 200 laps around Winter City.

5:00 Enjoy Miss Columbia's original flavor

5:10 Cooking breakfast

5:30 Practice Salted Fish Sword Technique

6:30 Take a short nap

I got up at 6:31.

6:32 Digging three feet into the ground to find the treasure chest

7:00 Ajax gets a little bit of a hermit-like shock.jpg

At 8:00, a single word made Pantalone pull out 100,000 mora as his pocket money for the day.

9:00 Go to the Queen's palace to hone your courage and stealth skills.

At 10:00, fly to Mondstadt and tell Wendigo that you want to eat fish, and steal a case of cider.

At 11:00, he immediately recognized Zhongli as his godfather and persuaded the Rock King Emperor to buy him the entire Jade Capital Terrace in no time.

12:00 Sneaking into the Pure Land of One Heart to steal the light novel of the movie "Thunder," and enjoying the scene of A-Ying crying and wailing because she can't see the light novel.

13:00 Used the Salted Fish Sword to give Stormterror a little shock.