At 14:00 PM, I gave the Great Sage a big bag and ran away, incidentally rubbing against Nasita's little feet.
15:00 Challenge: Use Ice Elemental Nuclear Explosion to Destroy Ice Impermanence
16:00 Demolish the Cloud Sea with Klee
17:00 Report Klee's fish-frying behavior to Leader Qin.
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3:59 Goodnight, world!
Wake up at 4:00 AM to welcome a beautiful new day.
Su Ming couldn't keep making things up anymore. He decided to take it one step at a time and find the treasure chests one by one. He didn't know the spawn pattern of the magnificent treasure chests yet, and he didn't know when he would encounter another one.
Based on the pattern, the only way to get a five-star weapon is by opening a fancy treasure chest.
The problem is that all Su Ming has seen along the way are ordinary treasure chests; there are hardly any that are fancy or even exquisite.
Could it be that magnificent treasure chests only appear in special places?
Su Ming pondered for a moment, then temporarily abandoned the idea of going to the Ice Queen's palace to find the treasure chest. He decided to go to a safe place to look for the treasure chest first.
Affection chests are a good option; if you manage to get the maximum affinity, you might even get a character's exclusive weapon.
Currently, the only character Su Ming has unlocked affinity with is the Prince. If he keeps increasing his affinity with Tartaglia in the coming days, will he be able to farm more treasure chests?
Compared to the young master, Su Ming was indeed more interested in unlocking Columbia's favorability, but the problem was that he had no intention of unlocking it at all along the way.
Surely it couldn't be that the panties directly caused Columbia's favorability rating to drop to negative numbers, could it?
Is this supposed to be a special favor item?
Su Ming took a deep breath. There was no rush. He still had time. He couldn't just be sent to another country tomorrow.
With so many executives, it's impossible for him to get the twelfth seat.
With the valiant and fierce Prince D'Artagnan ahead of him and the lady Rosalyn who kicked Barbatos behind him, it seemed impossible for him, the twelfth new executive officer, to be chosen.
Su Ming happily slumped into the recliner, already fantasizing about a relaxing and enjoyable life of slacking off.
All he needs to do is open treasure chests when he's bored during the winter months; that's the perfect way to slack off and avoid the 3,500-year detours of Morax.
Su Ming leisurely toured his two-story house. The house was warmer than he had imagined, and once inside, he didn't want to leave.
It was indeed quite cold in winter, and the executives were all dressed in rather thick clothes.
Before Su Ming could slack off any longer, a clear knock came from outside the door.
Chapter 006 One sentence made the Ninth Executive of the Fools spend five million Mora for me
"Did Columbia arrive so early?"
Su Ming was puzzled. These days, there's hardly any time left to slack off, but if it's Miss Columbia, reducing slacking off time isn't out of the question.
I straightened my clothes, put on a smile, and pushed open the door.
"Hey, bro—"
Su Ming's smile froze.
The first thing that catches the eye is a handsome man who looks very polite, with slightly narrowed eyes behind his glasses that seem to see through everything.
"Having heard that there is a new colleague among the executives, I came to pay a visit."
The man's lips curved into a slight smile, just like a true gentleman.
"Snapped."
Su Ming closed the door.
First of all, he didn't provoke anyone; secondly, this guy's face clearly says he's up to no good; and finally, his time off is sacred and inviolable, and no one can disturb him.
The door couldn't be closed; a right hand wearing a black leather glove blocked the half-closed doorway.
“The ninth seat of the Fools’ Executive Officer, [The Rich], you can call me Pantalone,” Pantalone said with a faint smile and a magnetic voice that was perfect for a radio host.
Su Ming's lips twitched slightly, and he reluctantly showed a warm smile. "Brother Pantarone, I wonder if you know the secret to fighting Morax? I'll give you 500 million Mora to gouge out the heart of the Rock King Emperor for you."
Pantalone was silent for a few seconds, momentarily at a loss for words after being taken aback by Su Ming's opening remarks.
But as the saying goes, an executor who wants to cause trouble in Liyue is a good executor.
Pantalone suddenly found Su Ming much more agreeable. Enforcers who wanted to cause trouble in Liyue were very lucrative. That was good.
Pantalone's favorability has been unlocked to level 1.
[Obtain Level 1 Affection Chest]
Su Ming: "?"
What are you doing? Ouch!
Is this never going to end? He didn't do anything!
Su Ming, a male lecturer who is well-versed in human nature, made the Ninth Executive of the Fool Clan spend five million Mora on him with just one sentence.
“I look forward to your performance in Liyue,” Pantarone said calmly, stroking his gloves, a deep meaning flashing in his eyes behind his glasses. “By then, the funding will naturally be provided.”
Ok?
What Su Ming heard could be roughly understood as: "[Blah blah blah, the funds have arrived blah blah blah blah]".
The keywords indicated that the funds had been secured.
It's a wallet!
Pantalone suddenly felt a strange chill. The hermit's gaze toward him had become unusually warm, and it didn't seem fake.
Hiss... Pantalone took a slight breath. It seems that Dadtaglia was right; the hermit was indeed an oddball.
"I'll take my leave now. Make sure you enjoy the party tonight."
Pantalone nodded slightly to Su Ming and silently disappeared into the snowstorm.
Take care, come again next time!
Su Ming blinked in confusion. What was going on? He wanted to continue building his relationship with Pantalone.
Try to get your wallet in hand before carrying out the Fools' mission, so you can truly enjoy your time slacking off.
Su Ming hummed a little tune as he returned to the recliner. It was truly a case of someone relaxing at home while a treasure chest came knocking on their door.
Xiao Pan did a great job. Hopefully, the other executives will have the same awareness, so he won't have to go through the trouble of building up their favorability ratings one by one.
Su Ming opened his backpack and opened the newly obtained favorability chest. He urgently needed a decent weapon. He couldn't possibly have to take out that useless sword every time he went on a mission, could he?
In order to test the effect of increasing the probability of the girl's panties treasure chest, Su Ming resolutely transformed into a sage once again.
Give it a try and turn your bicycle into a motorcycle!
[Treasure chest is being opened... Fairy blessing activated, this treasure chest has been upgraded to a level 2 affinity treasure chest]
"This is nothing compared to returning the panties to Miss Columbia. I am truly a sinner!"
Su Ming completely forgot about the treasure chest and was about to go out to return the panties with tears streaming down his face when he suddenly came to his senses after taking the panties off the artifact list.
Then he gave himself a large bag.
"At least the treasure chest has improved in quality," Su Ming silently put the panties back into his backpack. Fortunately, if he wanted to return the panties, he had to take them out of the artifact slot first.
Otherwise, Su Ming wouldn't have been able to predict what he would do during his period of enlightenment.
Su Ming turned his gaze to the result of opening the treasure chest, and the purple glow that came into view proved that a four-star item had been opened!
"Sacrifice ten years of Brother Dawei's lifespan to produce a proper weapon. Come forth, Golden Legend!"
Su Ming looked excitedly at the result of the opening, and a wooden abacus appeared in his backpack, emitting a noble purple light pollution.
Item Name: Who Once Dreamed
Category: Weapons/Magic Items
Quality: purple
Base attack power: 999999
Passive skill [Shattered Gold]: You can only launch an attack once a day, and the success rate is extremely low (currently 0.1%).
Passive Skill 2 [Yesterday's Ideal Land]: You can sacrifice Mora to the artifact once a day (minimum 10,000 Mora, no upper limit). Each sacrifice increases the success rate of the attack by 0.1%. The probability is reset to zero after a successful attack.
Note: The abacus that Pantarone used in Liyue, but after a certain incident, she personally threw it into the Cloud Sea.
Note 2: There are only three types of people in Liyue: Emperor fans, twisted Emperor fans, and Emperor himself.
Su Ming: "Grass (a common plant on the continent of Teyvat)."
What the hell?! The success rate is a mere 0.1%! Does that mean I'll never be able to successfully attack even once, even if I die?
Doesn't this treasure chest contain any normal weapons?
No?
So, from now on, the dignified Twelfth Executive Officer, Hermit, will be carrying out missions with a salted fish sword in his right hand and a large abacus in his left?
Su Ming felt he couldn't bear the shame. Wasn't there a proper treasure chest these days?
It doesn't matter if it's weird, but at least give it a powerful skill. For example, Miss Columbia's panties are also pretty weird, but at least they're a five-star artifact.
He wouldn't mind if he got Tadalia's Bitter Tea Seed for the sake of a powerful skill!
This is the essence of the "intensity party"!
Su Ming initially judged that Tadalia's favorability should be the easiest to increase at present. As long as he accompanied Ya Ya to blacksmithing (sparring) every day, he should be able to increase the favorability.
Hopefully, nothing strange will happen after reaching the maximum affection level. If possible, Su Ming would prefer to max out Colombia's affection level first.
The problem is, Columbia's affection level shows no sign of unlocking. What's going on?
"Dong dong dong."
A clear knock came at the door, and Su Ming began to worry that it might be another male colleague coming to try and build rapport with him. Reluctantly, he pried open the door.
"Excuse me, it's break time now..."
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